Classic Villain Rescue Station

Early the next morning, Luo Wei left the resort with Zhang Wenyuan in his left hand and Guan Cheng in his right hand.

Zhang Wenyuan, the big brother, thought about it all afternoon, and finally wanted to try the previous proposal, although in Luo Wei's view, it was obvious that part of this product was to avoid the sad character design in Water Margin, and the other half was really reluctant to let go of Li Xiaoning After all, it is impossible for adults to have only love in the world of adults.

But before that, Mr. Zhang must first be able to withstand the inspection of the old man. Luo Wei didn't think this big man was so easy to deal with, so he specially asked for help.

Of course, the first thing that came to mind was actually Lu Bu, but Comrade Lu Wenhou refused in a very shameless manner, with a very rude reason: "PKing with you and other scum is like crushing ants, no, ants can still be crushed to death, come to you It’s too boring and embarrassing!” Luo Wei had no choice but to turn to Guan Hai for the next best thing.

Guan Hai was more than happy, but the problem was that he asked if there would be another exciting experience like exploring camps and blowing up buildings, which reminded Luo Wei of the majestic appearance of this guy breaking the iron fence with his bare hands.You must know that thanks to Zheng Lingyun's family being razed to the ground, otherwise, with modern legal methods, it would be clear at a glance whether the iron fence has been touched by anyone. Time is not something you can fool around without admitting it.Guan Hai acted too recklessly, so he had to change.

After much deliberation, Luo Wei finally settled for the next best thing and went to Guan Cheng. His force value was not good enough, but he was still among the top experts. What bike do you want.

When the three of them arrived near Qinfang Pavilion, they saw a man and a woman who were arguing. The reason why they didn't describe it as a couple was because although they were recognized as a couple, they refused to admit it, and no one classified them as one in person. That's right, they just fight with each other in the same hatred. They quite fit the tone of the male and female protagonists who don't deal with each other. They quarrel when they meet, and talk when they don't meet.

That's right, this pair is Diao Brother Luo Qiong and Little Dragon Girl Yan Duoduo.The Huobao duo aggressively occupied the entire Qinfang Pavilion, making it impossible for Luo Wei and his party to advance or retreat in three rounds.

"...Which boy didn't have a crush on a beautiful young lady when he was young? It's normal. I'm just curious. What can the genes of eagles and scorpions come together to produce?"

"What kind of life is born, who said that it is going to be born?"

"Haven't you ever thought of living together with the goddess of first love? By the way, you are a dumb bird, and the word "living" is indeed quite suitable."

"It's been said that Matchmaker and Brother Jin are a couple."

"That's right, one of them is a red scorpion and the other is a golden cicada. They are both insects. At least there is no reproductive isolation. Are you very frustrated, you are doomed to be useless when you were born?"

"It's just unreasonable. I just said that I was surprised when I saw it for the first time, and then I paid attention to it in private for a long time. How come you said that it has risen to the height of having a child. By the way, what is reproductive isolation?"

"Hmph, I just remembered, do you still have little peacocks in your house that are not reproductively isolated?"

"The peacock family is a close relative of our Dapeng eagle family. Which little peacock are you talking about?"

"Hehe, there is more than one person who has an idea. Sure enough, Sister Xiezi can't see it, and she is stalking Princess Peacock in a blink of an eye. It's a pity that she is only infatuated with Tang Sanzang."

"What a mess."

In the second half of the quarrel between these two guys, Luo Wei understood. Isn't this the plot played in the TV version of Journey to the West?He coughed desperately, trying to make both sides notice the existence of their three-wheeled vehicle: "This is an important passage, can you please go to another place to flirt?"

Brother Diao shook off Yan Duoduo, who wanted to quarrel, and stuffed himself directly behind Guan Cheng, while Yan Duoduo grabbed Luo Wei's sleeve and lost his temper: "Xiaowei children's shoes, do you know the origin of that Hongfu?" ?”

Luo Wei nodded.

Yan Xiaoniu pouted for a long time: "She is a goblin!"

The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched, and he pointed at Brother Diao: "Aren't there few goblins here? He is too, and you are more or less a half-demon!"

"Then what's the matter, the dumb bird has opened the Guangzhengguo, and our dragon clan has already surpassed the ranks of spirits."

"Isn't it just missing an official certification!"

"You!" Yan Duoduo stretched out her claws and wanted to hit someone, but was persuaded by Zhang Wenyuan.

Brother Diao didn't care about Guan Hai and Zhang Wenyuan, whose mouths were open enough to stuff goose eggs. He grabbed Luo Wei's other half with one hand, and pointed at Yan Xiaoniu's nose with the other hand, shaking and shaking: "This silly dragon is crazy!" Drop it, and break up a bunch of messy things that you can't understand at all."

Luo Wei is now like a son who was robbed by real and fake mothers. The problem is that the son who was robbed is just an ignorant child, but he is very tired at the moment: "Can you give me a summary of the previous situation?"

Yan Duoduo spoke with a small mouth, based on what she saw and heard, together with the corresponding brain supplements, she said it like a bamboo tube pouring beans.

The reason started from the day when the four daughters Scorpion Jing Hongfu, Qin Keqing, Pan Jinlian and Sun Luban arrived. The woman's sixth sense found that Brother Diao looked at the four beauties in a wrong way. Although Yan Duoduo was upset, they didn't. After further contact, just like other boys, I was amazed by the beauty.

But the scorpion spirit left soon, and Yan Duoduo saw that Brother Diao, who had been ignoring others and just waiting to catch Du Xi, no longer guarded the gate.He successively approached Qin Keqing, Sun Luban and Zhang Wenyuan to ask about the whereabouts of Xie Zijing.It was unbearable for someone she liked to pay attention to other girls, so she directly asked Brother Diao about the situation, and got an unexpected answer.

Yan Duoduo called Brother Diao a dumb bird, which really did not disgrace this guy's straight man nature at all, and even explained the first love in his youth without embellishment, er, to be precise, it should be a secret love.

It is said that Xiniu Hezhou Daxitian grass-roots creation, in order to accept more believers and accumulate merits, Daleiyin Temple learned the way it was taught at the beginning, based on the principle of "everything has a ray of life" and "everything has Buddha-nature that can be converted". The principle is to recruit disciples widely, so let's call it "Daleiyin Temple Buddhist Academy".

Daleiyin Temple Buddhist College has two star students. They belong to the idols of the whole people by their faces, and they belong to super gods by their grades. The male god among them is Tang Seng's reincarnation of Jin Chanzi who was reincarnated ten times before. Fans call him "Golden Cicada". "Brother"; the goddess is the wanted criminal Scorpion Jing who was later wanted by the whole Daxitian.

When two god-level figures collide, it's hard to say who's chasing whom, and I don't know if it's really a couple. After all, the rules of Daleiyin Temple Buddhist Academy are similar to those of junior high school campuses nowadays, and puppy love is prohibited.It’s hard to say what’s going on in private, anyway, it’s a natural habit to be around. Others may feel dissatisfied with this pair of CPs, but until there is no better and more suitable substitute, they can only endure it. The two of them sprinkled dog food unconsciously.

Brother Diao has a very high seniority in Xiniu Hezhou. Although he is not a student of Daleiyin Temple Buddhist College, he can go anywhere. The licking dog of the scorpion spirit matchmaker lasted for nearly a hundred years, until the first catastrophe of 500 years after the transformation was ushered in.

After crossing the catastrophe and returning to Daleiyin Temple, his nephew Tathagata gave Xie Zijing a push. It has been a long time since he was injured by her horse poison, and Xie Zijing's matchmaker firmly sits at the top of the most wanted list in Hezhou, Xiniu.Everyone kept secret about this matter, Brother Diao sensed something was wrong from the hesitation of some people, but the situation in Daxitian was tense at that time, it was not the time to find out the truth, and the scorpion spirit had long since disappeared. Can't find the shadow, so the matter has been pressed in the depths of Brother Diao's heart.

As for the peacock mentioned by Yan Duoduo, Brother Diao said that he didn't understand it at all. He did know that there was a wonderful book "Journey to the West", but unfortunately he lacked a little human spirituality, and felt boring at the beginning of reading.As for the various versions of film and television dramas, no matter how high the evaluation is, in the eyes of in-depth experiencers, they can only be described as "awkward", that is, they cannot be watched at all.

But Luo Wei can understand, this matter is quite interesting to talk about.

In the sequel to the old version of Journey to the West, there is a very popular character, the Peacock Princess. In Shituoling, the Journey to the West team not only met the blue lion, the white elephant, and the three eagle brothers, but also encountered a "Peacock Princess" who appeared out of nowhere. There was an awkward dance there. Although the dance of "Peacock Spreading its Tails" was quite amazing, it was indeed a little bit of love at first sight for a handsome guy of Tang Seng's level to dance just one dance.

Later, it got even more ridiculous, Brother Diao didn't know whether he was attracted by the sex or because he was jealous, he directly took Princess Peacock here and insisted on marrying her, calling her cousin over and over again.This relationship is confusing. The Peacock Princess is the daughter of the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, and the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva is revered as the mother of the Buddha by the Tathagata. In other words, the Peacock Princess is the non-blood relative of the Tathagata.At the same time, Tathagata personally admitted that Brother Diao is his uncle, and Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva and Golden Wing Dapeng Diao are brothers and sisters, so Princess Peacock is this guy's niece.

This kind of relationship is in heaven and earth, no matter which dynasty thinks about it, it is unacceptable, so this "Peacock Princess" is precipitously set by Diao Brother's bird character who has been hacked the worst.In fact, the Shituoling section of the original book does not have the character "Peacock Princess" written at all, at least not positively.Therefore, Yan Duoduo's anger in the second half was either really a pure film and television drama party, or it can only be described as unreasonable trouble.

Here, by the way, the original chapter of "Journey to the West", Shituoling, is the most exciting description of all the horrors I have read. There is no such thing as a few dozen words. Even Sun Houzi, who was not afraid of nothing in the original book, could directly pee in fear, and fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.

Quoting a short passage in it: "Skulls are like hills, bones are like forests. Human hair is twisted into felt pieces, human skin and flesh are rotten into mud and dust. Human tendons are entangled in trees, and the dry burnt shines like silver. It is really a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood." , It really stinks badly. The little demon in the east took the flesh of the living; the demons in the west boiled the human flesh fresh. If the Monkey King was not so heroic, even the second ordinary person would not be able to enter his door."