I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Chapter 180 I'm sorry, I'm dizzy!

After the giant sword made a circle in the air, it stopped securely in the air one meter above the ground. Li Bai jumped lightly and stood at the front of the giant sword.

Li Bai looked at Yun Ting, who was full of admiration, and said with a smile, "Fellow Daoist Yun, please come up!"

Yun Ting happily reached out and touched the giant sword. The blade felt completely different from the military, military, and daggers he had before.The dagger at home gave people a cold feeling, but this sword was solemn and solemn.

Du Kang saw that he was not moving while touching the giant sword, so he reminded him: "After you go to heaven, fellow Taoist, you must put away your curiosity and don't look around to avoid exposing your secret!"

Yun Ting came back to his senses, nodded quickly, then held his breath, and jumped on the spot——even jumped onto the blade of the sword, and then opened his arms to maintain his balance.

After the transformation, the sword was only about one meter long and 80 centimeters wide. When Yun Ting jumped on it, the sword body only shook slightly, and then returned to normal immediately.

Perhaps he didn't notice anything strange about his slight jump, but Li Bai and Du Kang saw some clues.Although being one meter high is not a problem for gods, it is completely different for ordinary mortals.

First, bounce power, and second, balance power.Most people jump so high, they always need to charge before jumping, right?But this Yun Ting, with just a light jump, actually stood on the sword safely, and his face was not red or his ears were red...

"You two immortals, this huge sword is as thin as a cicada's wing, will my mortal body break the sword?" Yun Ting asked curiously.

"Of course not, this sword is absolutely extraordinary, and it naturally has spiritual power!" Li Bai said.

Li and Du looked at each other again, not saying anything, but just asking a series of questions in their hearts.

After a while, Li Bai smiled and said, "Friend Daoist Yun, are you standing still? It's time for a test flight!"

Yun Ting said confidently: "Brother Li, stand still and fly!"

"it is good!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a "whoosh", and the giant sword rushed out of the wooden door of the back kitchen and circled over the backyard.

"Ah! Ahh!!"

The sudden rapid flight startled Yun Ting, he grabbed Li Bai's shoulder reflexively and shouted.

If it wasn't for his quick reaction just now, he would have been thrown to the ground long ago.

One minute later, Li Bai stopped flying and landed the giant sword on the ground. Yun Ting let go of his hand and got off the ground with trembling legs. He trembled and said: "...stab, exciting."

Although Yun Ting has performed many airborne missions before jumping over a parachute, but this is the first time that he has no safety measures to fly out of the air with a sword, so he will inevitably be a little nervous.

Du Kang has been sitting in the front hall drinking, not talking, just looking at Yun Ting and smiling.

Li Bai put away his sword and asked with concern: "Fellow Daoist Yun, how do you feel? Are you feeling any discomfort?"

Yun Ting patted his thigh, and said stiffly: "I don't feel any discomfort, I'm just not used to it just now, do it again, make sure I won't yell!"

Li Bai thought for a while and said, "Okay, then let's go outside for a flight. Just to test the effect of the elixir!"

"Outside? What if someone finds out?"

"Don't worry, I have an invisibility charm. We can't be seen by the naked eye!"

"...Invisibility Talisman, that's good, hurry up!"

Yun Ting was even more anxious than Li Bai, and hurried to the backyard door and opened the anti-theft door.

It was already past three o'clock in the middle of the night, the pedestrians had dispersed, the old street was much cleaner, and many shops were closed for rest.Occasionally there are a few drunk people "picking up corpses" on the street.

This alley in the backyard?forget it!There will not be a single ghost!
"Fellow Daoist Yun, come up! I will take you to fly in the sky tonight." Li Bai said, pointing with both hands, a magic talisman flew out from his sleeve, and flew straight at Yun Ting.

Yun Ting saw a flash of white light, and something stuck to his back, but he couldn't see or touch it.I thought, it must be the invisibility talisman Li Bai said.

He quickly ran to the bar, drank a glass of strong wine, and then ran to Li Bai's side, jumped on the giant sword, stood firm, and shouted: "Brother Li, I'm ready... Ah! Ah!! Ah !!!”

Suddenly, a white light flashed, and a sword shadow flew out from the door of the backyard, and went straight to the sky.

.........

A quarter of an hour later, the white shadow sword light reappeared in the tavern, and the door closed automatically.

Li Bai put away his sword with a smile on his face, stood on the ground, and asked with a smile on his face, "Friend Daoist Yun, how do you feel this time!"

Yun Ting only felt trembling all over, his legs were weak, his whole body was cold, and his whole body seemed to be moving fast.

He supported the bar, and said weakly: "It's cool...that's, that's...that I want to vomit...wow..."

"........."

Li Bai and Du Kang looked at Yun Ting, who was crouching on the ground, hugging the trash can as if retching, and could not help but laugh, "You fellow Taoist Yun, are you alright?"

"Wow…"

Yun Ting vomited for dozens of seconds before slowly raising his head, "Okay, very good! Wow..."

"Fellow Daoist Yun, what's wrong with your body?" Du Kang asked again.

"No...no...I'm just fainted!" Yun Ting straightened up and sat slumped on the chair. After drinking a glass of internal ginseng wine, he felt a little warm on his body.

Li Bai understood with a smile and said: "You Daoist Yun is talented and intelligent, and his comprehension is excellent. It's really gratifying to be so calm after flying in the sky for the first time." symbol.

"...Just now, did we really go to heaven? Did I even touch the clouds?"

Yun Ting seemed to be in a dream, with the whistling wind still in his ears, and the boundless starry sky in front of his eyes.

"Friend Daoist Yun, don't you believe it? How about we try flying again?"

"No, no, no... let's do it another day! I didn't eat tonight, I'm hungry... I'm so hungry..."

Yunting's head shook like a rattle.

Li and Du smiled at each other, sat on the wooden stool, and began to clink glasses and drink.

Yunting sat aside, pretending to be calm, lit a cigarette, and then smoked without saying a word.

At this time, he felt that it would be great to be able to smoke.Unfortunately, I can’t learn it myself.

Although he doesn't smoke, he always has cigarettes at home, which is also one of his own styles.

When Du Kang was staring at Yun Ting, he obviously frowned, and then he glanced at Li Bai, Li Bai blinked, and the two continued to drink.

"Master, Brother Li, when will you be able to go to heaven?" Yun Ting asked after puffing out a smoke ring.

"Two days later. We will come to pick you up half a day in advance to take you to the Heavenly Court. You should prepare the wine as soon as possible, and then you can't spoil the good things. If at the Danyuan Conference, I can get a golden pill of the Supreme Lord, and my skills will increase." It will increase a lot." Du Kang put down his glass and said.

"I'm free, as long as I have wine to drink!" Li Bai picked up the bottle of white wine and drank it down.

"Brother Li is so proud, he has a good drinker! When the Dan Yuan Conference is over, I will definitely invite you to have a drink to your heart's content!"

"A word is settled!"

"However, it's too difficult to take you to heaven, and the risk is huge. If you are not careful, you will be wiped out!" Du Kang sighed.

Yun Ting said with relief: "Uncle, you are a god. It takes only a matter of minutes to bring someone to heaven. There is always a way, as long as you are willing to think about it."

Du Kang said with some embarrassment: "Although that is the case, if you want to go to heaven as a mere mortal, it will inevitably bring about many disasters, unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless the Jade Emperor can give you an official position after the Danyuan Conference is successfully concluded, so that you can enter and leave the Heavenly Court at will."

"Then, how can I get the Jade Emperor to give me an official position?"

"It depends on your ability. If all the immortals, Buddhas and Jade Emperors approve of your wine, your benefits will naturally be indispensable!"

Du Kang showed an unpredictable smile, looked at Yun Ting who was full of joy and said.

Yun Ting said confidently: "Don't worry about this, I am very confident in my wine, as long as the uncle finds a way to take me to the sky, and I will get benefits at that time, naturally you will be indispensable."

Du Kang originally just wanted to get Yunting's brewing recipe, but he still couldn't figure out this mysterious recipe, so he had to shamelessly come to the tavern again.

Who knew that this young man turned out to be an ambitious and difficult character with a deep palace, neither greedy for money nor fame, and only wanted to go to heaven with himself.Not only did he lose the elixir, but he also had to take him to heaven, which was difficult.

Isn't it a trifling matter to go to heaven, if he is questioned by the Jade Emperor, he can't afford it.If you don't do it well, you will be sent to the Xiantai or assigned to the desolate land, and you will never be able to return to the heaven.

In order to keep him steady, Yun Ting picked up a glass of red wine and said, "Uncle Du, I suddenly changed my mind again. I only bring some fermented wine to the sky. Recently, I developed a method of making wine quickly. As long as I add this medicine on the spot , You can open the altar to drink immediately. And the taste is delicious and the fragrance is long-lasting, just in response to the saying: "Wine is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk! Wonderful, wonderful!"

Du Kang raised his eyebrows and said: "Ah? On-site brewing? Friends of the Daoist, this joke must never be taken! The Danyuan Conference, all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas with heads and faces come here. If something goes wrong, the head will not be guaranteed! You see Have you ever watched TV? Iron chains go through the bones of the lute, even a god would be worse off than dead, let alone you as a mortal..."

"Master, don't panic, this junior will never lose the chain at a critical moment. I guarantee with my head that you will shine in the Dan Yuan Conference! But I have only one condition, that is, I must go to heaven!" Yun Ting He said decisively.

Why doesn't he know about Du Kang's flamboyance?This uncle is not the kind of scheming fairy, as soon as he frowned, Yun Ting knew what he was thinking.

Du Kang did not speak, a little embarrassed.It is easy to go to heaven, but it is difficult to participate in the Danyuan Conference.But time did not allow him to think too much.

The Danyuan Conference is imminent, if I can't make a few jars of decent wine, the Jade Emperor will blame me, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it.In case this kid's wine is extremely popular, maybe Taishang Laojun will give himself a few golden pills with greatly increased mana when he is happy...

Seeing that Du Kang was silent, Yun Ting said softly: "Master, what do you think? Li Bai Shangxian agreed. He is also willing to take me to Yujian Fei to visit Tiantian Court. Or, why don't you take Brother Li with you?" I'm going to heaven, don't I have no scruples!"

Du Kang came back to his senses, how could he forget Li Bai?

"Yes, Fellow Daoist Du, don't worry too much!" Li Bai only cared about drinking, so he didn't have so many worries about Du Kang.

"Brother Li was a dragon and a phoenix in the mortal world, a royal nobleman... After he attained Taoism and became a fairy, he was able to enjoy himself even more in the heavenly court. It was wonderful to have him help me! Then I will take a gamble, Take you to heaven!"

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