I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Li Bai eagerly said, "It's interesting, it's interesting, just give it a try, and it happens that I haven't tried it either."

"However, I have a condition..." Du Kang interrupted him and said with a heavy face.

"Oh? Uncle Du's condition is..."

Du Kang said abruptly: "Fellow Daoist, heaven help!"

"Ah?" Yun Ting was stunned, "Oh my god, is there an emergency in heaven? What happened?"

Du Kang said sternly: "Fellow Daoist, to tell you the truth, the old man's wine cellar in Heaven...was destroyed overnight! Now I urgently need a batch of good wine! Otherwise, catastrophe will be imminent!"

Yun Ting asked curiously: "Uncle Du, what's going on? Do gods fight too? Why did they stab your wine cellar? Didn't the Jade Emperor care?"

"Fellow Daoist, it's inconvenient for me to talk to you about the gods. I came here today just to buy you a few bottles of wine and go back to the Heavenly Court for business, otherwise I won't be able to keep my official position."

When Yun Ting heard this, a bold idea immediately appeared in his mind, and he pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Master, I don't take out this wine, especially in places as far away as Heaven! Besides, if you find out my recipe, How am I going to do business?"

Du Kang asked back: "Could it be that you want to take your business to heaven?"

Yun Ting smiled confidently: "Yes, why not? Both you and brother Li have come down to drink, why can't I open the tavern to the heaven?"

"What a big ambition, and you want to go to heaven to open a tavern! You can make a price! How much money do you need to sell me wine?"

Du Kang also had no choice but to find Yun Ting to buy wine.A few days ago, when he was brewing wine in his own winery, in order to find out Yunting's wine making formula, he made an operation error and ruined all the wine he prepared... Thinking of this incident, he felt pain.

What hurts him even more is that no matter how he tests, he can't brew the taste of internal reference, puree beer.Even though the aroma was similar, the taste was very different. He racked his brains and couldn't figure out what ingredients were missing.

"I don't want money, why do I need money? I can feed the whole family without hunger. Ah, no, there is a dead dog."

"Is 1 taels of gold enough? Add another box of jewelry! Just buy three altars!"

"A large box of gold jewelry... How many billions would it cost if converted into Shenzhou coins? Forget it, I still don't want it, I'm afraid the water meter will be checked!"

Yun Ting smiled, thinking about Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, originally he wanted to wait for Li Bai to come to fight for wine, but he didn't expect them to come to his door automatically, it's so wonderful!Even if I fight for wine with Li Bai, I will definitely lose!But doing business with Du Kang is definitely a win!
Seeing Yun Ting's resolute attitude, Du Kang became a little anxious, and continued: "How much gold, silver and jewelry do you want, just ask, I only want three jars of wine!"

Yun Ting poured him a glass of white wine calmly and said: "Uncle, I don't love money! I don't want your money either! I just want to ask you, which god do you sell wine to? I'm just curious! What if? I also like this fairy very much, and I will give you three bottles of wine for free!"

"Well, in this case, I won't hide it from you. I am really not qualified to negotiate terms when I ask for help from others." Du Kang sighed and said: "After a while, it will be Taishang Laojun's Danyuan Conference. The Jade Emperor asked me Prepare some jars of fine wine to drink during the Alchemy Conference... But I won’t be able to brew it for a while, and who doesn’t want to participate in Laojun’s Alchemy Conference? If you eat a golden elixir, your magic power will be hundreds of times stronger... "

"If you sell me wine, the elixir will be yours!" Du Kang threw out the bait of elixir and said, for the wine, he really risked his life!
Yun Ting said without thinking: "Give me the elixir, and I'll go to heaven with you! How about it? With me here, any wine is no problem!"

"........."

The three of them stalemate for a moment, Du Kang had no choice but to lose, and reluctantly agreed to the request.

Yun Ting raised the corner of his mouth, pulled out the cork, poured out three glasses of red wine, and wanted to put the elixir in it. Du Kang blocked the mouth of the cup with his hand and said, "This elixir is for you. If we eat it, how will you go to heaven?" ?”

Li Bai laughed awkwardly: "...That's right, I just thought about drinking and forgot about your going to heaven."

Yun Ting thought for a while, and had no choice but to put down the wine bottle, "Then we still have a chance, let's try again. Uncle Du, what kind of elixir are these three of yours?"

Du Kang stroked his white beard and said, "One is immortality;

Yun Ting said excitedly: "Wow, after I eat it, won't I be invulnerable to all poisons, live forever and never die?"

"This... Ordinary people eat it, it should be for beauty, prolonging life, and good health. After all, mortals don't have spiritual energy and magic power, so the effect will be halved."

"That's equivalent to taking a tonic!"

"Then what if I add my five unknown elixir?" Li Bai interrupted them, "Only Taishang Laojun can make alchemy, and most of the elixir are customized in limited editions. If I hadn't been lucky enough to steal If you get five, it may be difficult for Fellow Daoist Yun to go to heaven!"

Du Kang said anxiously: "Then what are you waiting for? I'm afraid that the night will be long and dreamy, so I quickly cast a spell to let Fellow Daoist Yun eat these eight elixir."

"Eat eight pills in one go, will something happen? What if it's a big tonic and the seven orifices bleed..."

Needless to say, everyone can guess what the last word is.

"This……"

The two looked at Yun Ting apprehensively, not knowing what to do for a moment.This is the world, and the magic power of the gods is also limited. If something happens, they will not be able to escape the blame.

They don't need to say it clearly, Yun Ting knows what the result will be. In order to dispel their worries, Yun Ting patted his chest and said solemnly: "I, Yun Ting, swear to God, if something happens after swallowing the elixir, I will never blame the two Shangxians. ! Even if you go to the underworld and suffer the death penalty, you will never say a word!"

Li Bai and Du Kang looked at each other, and said in unison: "Since fellow daoists are so determined to go to heaven, let's cast some spells to help fellow daoists!"

Not much to say, Yun Ting immediately inserted the latch, turned off all the lights, and only turned on a small dim yellow light.This can prevent people from seeing the inside from the outside, or seeing what the people inside are doing through the crack of the door.

In fact, he didn't have to worry at all. Li and Du had cast spells to block the gate, and people outside couldn't hear or see what happened inside the house.

After everything was ready, the three of them sat on the ground.Yun Ting was in the middle, and Li Du, one in front of the other, stretched out their palms to cling to his chest and back.

When Yunting swallowed eight elixirs in one gulp, the two of them exercised their skills at the same time to help him digest the elixirs...

For a moment, a cloud of white mist hovered above Yun Ting's head.

He suddenly felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, muscle aches, and dantian hotness, as if the blood in his body was boiling, and there was still a stream of gas swimming in his blood vessels, as if he was going to explode at any time.

"&*#&&～～"

Li and Du did not know what they were muttering, and after a quarter of an hour, the two breathed out a breath of immortality at the same time, and roared: "Take it!"

After the two stopped their hands at the same time, a little sweat appeared on their foreheads, they opened their eyes and looked at Yun Ting who was inhaling with his eyes closed.

His complexion was rosy, his face was covered with sweat, and the fog hovering above his head gradually dissipated.

"Fellow Daoist, how do you feel?" The two asked nervously.

I didn't expect that casting a spell in the mortal world would be so laborious. If the two of them hadn't worked together, they would have been so tired that they would have vomited blood.

Yun Ting took a deep breath of immortal energy, opened his eyes, stretched out his hands and looked at his hands that were still the same as before, and said: "At first, I felt dry and hot in my body, and my chest was tight and I couldn't breathe... But it will be much better, and I feel refreshed a feeling of."

"........."

Li Bai and Du Kang looked at Yun Ting suspiciously, could it be that he really has a predestined relationship with the fairy world?It's outrageous for a mortal to eat eight elixir at once and still be fine!

"Ah, it's comfortable! It's like walking out of the desert and entering an oasis!"

Yun Ting stood up, stretched his hands and feet, and said excitedly.

Li and Du also got up, and carefully looked at Yun Ting, who had nothing unusual, "Fellow Daoist, are you sure you're all right?"

Yun Ting was excited for a while, and did several somersaults in a row: "Look, I can bounce freely, my thinking is normal, and everything is normal."

Du Kang nodded and said: "That's good, that's good! It seems that Taoist friends and we have a fairy relationship, so the matter of the Dan Yuan Conference is also safe."

Li Bai frowned slightly and said: "As long as Fellow Daoist Yun pretends to be a wine boy or a book boy, you can sneak into the Heavenly Court without anyone noticing. We will take you back to the human world after the Dan Yuan Conference is over. It's wonderful!"

"Yun Ting hereby thanked the two sages. If the matter is revealed, Yun Ting would rather die than give away the two sages."

Yun Ting bowed his hands and bowed respectfully to thank him.

Li and Du hurriedly helped him up, "Fellow Daoist, there is no need to panic. There are so many little gods and immortals in Heaven, and no one cares about you as a little book boy. Once you reach Heaven, as long as you play in Du's mansion in a proper manner, fellow Daoists will be fine." Things will never come to light!"

In fact, Li Bai and Du Kang were not very sure, only [-]% at most.The two of them conspired to take Yunting down to the mortal world as soon as he went to heaven, brewed the wine, and handed over the errand.As for whether he can see Taishang Laojun, it really depends on fate.

Du Kang's promise to take Yunting to the sky is also a risky act. Compared with being punished by the Jade Emperor for not being able to brew a good wine, it is better to take the risk of taking Yunting to the sky.As for how to go to heaven, how to enter the Du Mansion, and then go to the Danyuan Conference, he had already conspired with Li Bai.

And Li Bai agreed to take Yunting Yujian to fly to the sky, because he was greedy and wanted to drink his wine.As for the consequences, he didn't think too much about it, at worst, he asked his master to intercede, and all difficulties would be solved.

Of course, the two of them still have a little jijiu that coincides with each other, that is, try to "deceive" Izumo Ting's wine making formula, so that they can once and for all, sit back and relax!
"Yun Ting will obey the instructions of the two immortals in everything!" Yun Ting said respectfully.

"It's easy to say, easy to say, let's try Yujian flying now?" Li Bai nodded.

"Flying sword? Good!"

Yun Ting was so excited that he almost hugged Li Bai and kissed him wildly.Flying with a sword is the dream of all lovers of cultivation novels!He usually likes to read novels about ancient times and myths. In his dreams, he is flying with a sword, soaring through the clouds and mists!

"&$%#&..."

Li Bai nodded, made a hand gesture, and softly recited the incantation.

I saw the gem saber around his waist suddenly unsheathed, and it transformed into a huge sword in the blink of an eye...