Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 142 The First of the Four Heavenly Kings
This is a guy with glasses wearing heavy lenses, tall and thin, with pictures of kawaii girls printed on his baggy T-shirt, and his fluffy hair makes him feel a bit like Einstein.

"What kind of king is this? The king of glasses?" Fu Jiang whispered.

"He is the king of the house... He built a hydroelectric generator on the waterfall, which brought electricity to the village, and he opened the video game store in the village. Because he mastered the village's electricity technology, his status is still very high. " Hasegawa introduced.

"It is said that he is a genius boy from the Nation of Fire Science Institute... You know the Nation of Fire Institute of Science, right? Our televisions, radios and the like are all invented there."

"He believes that science should be used to make video games that can entertain men, and the people in the Academy of Sciences think that science should be used to lead wars, at least for people's livelihood or medical treatment..."

"Because of disagreement, Ah Zhai escaped to our place to study what he likes, ah... because of his arrival, my uncle Miao Miao's business has lost more than half! But I can't stop wanting to go... ..." Shi Yin also sighed.

"Ah... the entertainment industry in our world can thrive only with such selfless and dedicated scientific workers! Stupid Academy of Sciences, if I were a daimyo, I would definitely dismiss the damn dean and let A Zhai devote all his energy to researching video games. I guess it won't work. How soon can I use the computer to play butter..." Fu Jiang looked at A Zhai with a friendly expression in an instant.

But according to his memory, there are only big-ass computers in Naruto Shippuden, and real laptops will only appear after Bo Renchuan, and he was already 50 years old at that time!
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A Zhai couldn't see his eyes under his thick glasses, and walked in front of Fu Jiang indifferently.

"I heard that you have girlish black silk, make a deal with me." A Zhai also said bluntly.

"Ah, of course, what I admire the most are people like you technical geeks. It stands to reason that when we meet for the first time, I should offer both hands as a gift, but since everyone is bidding, I can't neglect other people..." Fu Jiang He even smiled flatteringly.

"Oh... I can lend you this Gameboy to play for a week, how about it?" A Zhai took out a portable handheld game console.

thump.

Fu Jiang knelt down in an instant, holding the game console with tears in his eyes, and kissing constantly.

"Hot-blooded comics, erotic magazines, black silk thighs... are all choices in desperation..."

"This is the youth of a man..."

"Heisi...it's yours!"

Fu Jiang raised the black silk without a doubt and handed it over.

"Wait!" Another male voice came from the door.

"There's no end! This is the last heavenly king!" Fu Jiang's forehead is full of veins, and he can't wait to go to the Furui Hotel to lie down, let the snow wolf instantly massage, and play video games. When he is tired, he can watch the collector's edition coloring cartoon.

"Oops, it's King Yan coming, turn around quickly, don't look at him!" Hasegawa confessed, and immediately turned around and pretended to drink.

"Yan Wang? Is it so fierce?" Although the more he said that he would not let him see it, the more he wanted to see it, Fu Jiang still did not kill himself, and then turned around and whistled left and right as if nothing had happened.

A young man with fashionable clothes and short silver hair walked in, and walked straight to my wife An Li who was staring at King Yan in a daze.

"Newbie?"

"Uh..." My wife An Li's neck seemed to be filled with cement, and she froze and stared at King Yan's face, unable to turn around.

"I don't pay homage to my heavenly king when I see him. I don't know the rules or are I arrogant?..."

"Uh..." My wife, An Li, was still so stupid that she couldn't turn her eyes away.

King Yan looked him up and down again, and nodded: "Your face is not bad, but in Fuzi Village, you'd better be quiet. In terms of beauty, you can't beat me."

As he spoke, he coquettishly raised his hand to comb his silver hair.

"Fuck? Is there anyone more narcissistic than me?" Fu Jiang couldn't bear it anymore, and turned to look at King Yan.

"Fuck...what an ugly man!"

High forehead, sunken moon face, upside-down eyes, upturned nose, thick lips, protruding chin...

A whole otherworldly Zhu Yuanzhang.

That protruding chin makes people can't help but want to imitate it.

"Is this the King of Yan? Why is it so ugly? You might as well call it the King of Ugly." Fu Jiang asked Shi Yin in a low voice.

Shi Yin also froze in the distance with his whole body tensed up.

Fu Ruiyi and A Zhai also turned their backs nervously and went to do their own things.

The entire tavern was filled with a tense atmosphere.

"Don't look at him..."

"Yan Wang hates others to say he is ugly, and even more hates others to imitate him and stick out his chin. This guy has a curse ability. As long as anyone who has seen his face can curse to become as ugly as him, and block everyone forever. Transformation ninjutsu..."

"Look at those people sitting in the back, they are all disrespectful to him and cursed by him." Shi Yin explained nervously.

Fu Jiang glanced over, and sure enough, a group of guys wearing bamboo hats were hiding in the innermost part of the tavern, and each of them looked exactly like King Yan!They are just as ugly!
"Nani... there is such a terrible curse? I have already seen him, what should I do... Is it possible to lift the curse by killing him?" Fu Jiang fumbled for his handsome face in horror, not knowing what happened just now. Has his own words been heard by him, and has he become ugly?
"It's useless... Someone has tried it a long time ago. Once people fall into this curse, they will become his substitute... Shhh, he's here." Shi Yin turned around quickly and pretended to drink.

Fu Jiang pretended to be calm and watched Yan Wang walking towards him step by step, pretending to be relaxed and swaying left and right, trying not to look at his ugly face, but his chin couldn't help but want to be outside. stretch.

"Master Yan Wang! He is such a handsome guy who is rarely seen in a thousand years. He is elegant and suave... This top-grade black silk is my mountain worship gift!! Please accept it with a smile!" out baby.

"Well, the newcomer is still very polite... I will take care of you more in the future." Yan Wang took the black silk and sniffed it on the tip of his nose, nodded, as if he knew that people here did not welcome him, turned and left .

Huh... Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed their tense nerves.

In just one second, Fu Jiang was about to imitate his protruding chin.

"Ah... Finally left. Relying on the ability of this curse, this guy always prostitutes our shop for free and never pays." Shi Yin also wiped his sweat.

"That's right, because sister pig thought he was ugly and didn't want to serve him, so he turned him into an ugly pig." Fu Ruiyi was so big that his face turned pale with fright.

"Although appearance is not important to an otaku, but when I think of becoming like him, I can only open the store to him for free." A Zhai sighed.

The other three heavenly kings bowed their heads to King Yan at the same time, and King Yan was worthy of being the head of the four lustful heavenly kings in the entire men's village!
"You actually like whoring for nothing so much...why aren't you called Bai Wang?" Fu Jiang enviously and jealously said.

"White King... that's another legend." Shi Wang sighed and looked up at the wall of the bar.

"That's the only man who almost entered Nadeshiko Village. I haven't seen him for almost ten years." Hasegawa also looked up to drink with nostalgia.

Fu Jiang stared blankly at the photos hanging on the tavern...

"Isn't this Jiraiya? He was quite handsome when he was young."

"Is he also the Four Heavenly Kings?"

"Oh? Have you seen him? When he was here, there were no Four Heavenly Kings. He is the first generation." Hasegawa was slightly surprised.

"Well, I just found out about Fuzi Village from his biography, so I came here." Fu Jiang didn't directly say that he knew Zilai, after all, under the cognition of this world, Zilai should also It was frozen together with Konoha.

"Hey...that's really a legend, everyone's idol." Hasegawa sighed again.

"Since there is a story, I'll invite you to drink! Boss, five barrels of ale!" Fu Jiang threw out another black hard currency.

"Oh... the taste is so pure!"

(End of this chapter)