Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 141 The Four Heavenly Kings
On the way to Uncle Village, Fu Jiang also chatted casually with my lustful and innocent wife, An Li.

This guy is the only successor to the dojo of my wife's family. There are three or five inheritors in each generation. Although his sword skills are good, he was kicked out of the dojo by people from other schools.

The entire family of my wife was left with only him as a single seedling. Before his death, his father told him that he must revitalize the family of my wife and regain his dojo.

But my wife, An Li, through countless times of training and fighting, finally discovered that a person's power is inexhaustible after all.

By chance, I heard someone say that there is a country of daughters in a distant place, and there is no man there...

So he embarked on a long journey, intending to work hard in the Daughter Country to revitalize my wife's family, overcoming the ups and downs along the way, and finally came here.

And the name of this uncle is Hasegawa. He was originally a small official from the Land of Fire. Because his official career was not smooth, he later went into business and suffered a huge loss. He lost his family, and then he went to study medicine, and his parents were doctored to death. His life was at a low point The middle wife also ran away.

He belongs to the kind of decadent uncle who can accomplish nothing. He happened to hear someone mentioning that there is a paradise in the world, Nadeshiko Village, while drinking, so he embarked on a journey.

Although he failed to enter the village, he planned to stay here in the end, fishing, drinking and drinking to end his decadent life.

……

Under the leadership of Hasegawa, they came to this small village composed entirely of men.

To Fu Jiang's surprise, at least this place has begun to take shape, with everything it should have, and electricity, taverns, hotels, casinos, nightclubs, video game halls, and even more exaggeratedly, there is a small hillside. A lookout tower, I don't know what it is used to see.

By the way... isn't this a gathering place for trash uncles?Why is there still a nightclub?

"Well, I've done my best to bring you here... If you want to ask something next, you have to buy me a drink..." Hasegawa smiled casually.

"It's okay to drink... It's just that we don't have any money, so what currency do you use here?" Fu Jiang touched his pocket and asked in embarrassment.

"Currency? The currency outside our place doesn't circulate at all, and there are wars outside. Who knows, the country will be destroyed. Isn't the country of fire in good condition, and suddenly it disappeared overnight..."

"We only accept hard currency here. The latest magazines and the like are all good things. Precious metals such as gold and silver can also be used. If you really don't have anything, you can only go hunting and fishing in the mountains to pick up ores. .” Hasegawa explained.

"Oh? Can magazines and the like be used as currency? Then I really have some!" Fu Jiang became excited, and took out an erotic magazine from his backpack.

"Of course... Our place is completely isolated from the outside world. There are thousands of men looking for Nadeko Village every year. If you are lucky, only single digits are found here. Under such competitive pressure, who would be willing to leave this paradise outside the village?" Leaking out? So everything is precious..." Hasegawa looked at the magazine in Tomie's hand, and nodded: "It was a style that was popular six or seven years ago. Are there still such old magazines these days? But enough for a few drinks."

Speaking of which, Hasegawa took Fu Jiang to the only tavern in the town.

My wife Anli stood there awkwardly, completely embarrassed to follow, he didn't have any magazines to pay for the drinks.

"Let's go! Why are you standing there stupidly? Meeting is fate, please have a drink!" Fu Jiang put his shoulders on his shoulders and walked together.

……

As expected of Uncle Waste Chai Village.

It was only noon, and the tavern was already crowded with noisy people.

I don't know if he didn't leave last night, or if he rushed to the early show today.

There are probably only a hundred people in the village, and everyone knows each other. After seeing the two new faces of Fu Jiang and my wife Anli, they all whistled and applauded to welcome them.

"Welcome to the foot of the mountain of heaven! You are only one step away from heaven!"

"Ah...thank you seniors! My name is my wife Anli, please take care of me!" The warrior of the Iron Kingdom hurriedly bowed respectfully.

"Hey, newcomer, did you bring any treasures? We haven't played a new tape on the radio for several months." A man with his hat on backwards, looking like a DJ, raised his chin.

"Uh... I have nothing but this sword..." my wife An Li said in embarrassment.

Everyone shook their heads, swords and the like are not as exciting as a recent novel.

"What about you! Newcomer in sunglasses?"

"Ah... I didn't bring any tapes either." Fu Jiang spread his hands.

Everyone shook their heads in disappointment again.

"But I brought other good things..."

"What? We're not ignorant guys. We've got everything here."

Fu Jiang took out a piece of black silk, frowned and sniffed at the tip of his nose intoxicated.

Of course it wasn't Risa's, nor Mengzi's, but he got it from those dancers when he was a cowherd in Gaotianyuan.

"Oh...my Amaterasu, guess what I saw..."

"Oh...appeared, I haven't seen this kind of thing for many years..."

"Damn it! Get up drunk! We're going to bow to it, it's black silk!"

In an instant, everyone present stood up in awe.

"You still have such a good thing..." Hasegawa couldn't help but leaned over and smelled it: "I advise you to make a move early, otherwise it will be a lot of trouble."

Fu Jiang nodded, and threw the black silk on the bar counter: "See what I can exchange for it?"

The bearded bartender and cook hurriedly washed and washed the oily hands that hadn't been washed in a long time. The majestic body like a bear was carefully embroidered, and it was like holding a holy relic of a goddess. , lowered his head like a tiger sniffing a rose, savoring it carefully from beginning to end, for fear that a little rough movement would destroy its exquisiteness.

All the customers in the bar stared blankly. The bar was still extremely noisy just now, but now it was instantly quiet, only the sound of swallowing saliva and heavy breathing remained.

As if they were following the breath of the bartender, they could also smell the smell of black silk.

"Hmm... 42-year-old Heisi, from a young girl who is not enough, from the water town of the Land of Fire, who loves to drink plum wine, with legs ninety centimeters long, ten centimeters in circumference, and weighing 80 catties...Original flavor...From the off-the-shoulder It has not been smoked three times until now... the taste is very pure..."

"Belongs to the top grade! You can exchange five barrels of wheat wine!"

There was an instant uproar in the audience, top grade, actually top grade!
The corner of Fu Jiang's mouth raised, a group of losers who had never seen the world, if they took out Mengzi's black silk, they might make him faint on the spot.

However, he still raised his hand and greeted everyone: "Ha... Then change to five barrels of ale, and then I, Fu Jiang, invite everyone here..."

"Wait..." Before he could finish speaking, a voice interrupted his declaration of invitation.

A handsome man with white hair and curly hair in dead fish eyes pushed open the bar door and shouted.

"It's the King of Time... There's a good show to watch." Someone whispered immediately.

"Hey, who is Shi Wang?" Fu Jiang poked Hasegawa with his elbow and whispered.

"One of the four heavenly kings of Men's Village... Originally named Shiyin, nicknamed Shiwang, he came to the village two years ago and is the boss of Uncle Miaomiaowu." Hasegawa immediately introduced briefly.

"Ha...there are still four heavenly kings here? What is Uncle Miao Miao House..." Fu Jiang opened his mouth exaggeratedly, like a toad that has eaten bedbugs.

"Heh, the circle is getting bigger, so it's natural that some boring people will call it... Uncle Miao Miao House, it's just a small house I open when I'm bored, and I share some good things I treasure with everyone." Shi Yin wore a pair of The unmotivated dead fish eye walked over with his ears gouged.

"Sell the black silk to me...he doesn't know how to appreciate it at all, he can only spoil the original taste, and only in my hands can it play its value."

"Hey, King of Time, even if you are the Four Great Heavenly Kings, you still have to be on a first-come, first-served basis, right?" The bartender was unwilling to give up: "What's more, what price can you offer? Can it be higher than my five barrels of ale?"

"I don't know if this is enough?" Shi Yin took out a thick magazine from his arms.

"Could it be... this... this is... the manga of the Collector's Edition "Red Wave Beach"!It's all painted!It is said that only 100 copies were released in the world of Zen Ninja, and they were sold out as soon as they were released. I didn't expect to see it in this kind of place! "Fu Jiang spoke quickly, and became excited instantly!

"Don't be so happy, I can only borrow it from you for a week. If you want to exchange it, a piece of original black silk is not enough." Shi Yin waved his hand confidently, he knew that no one could resist the painted version of "Heat Wave Beach", It's like no cat can resist the smell of dried fish.

"A Jiang! A Jiang!" Sanmaru pushed Fu Jiang vigorously, and then he recovered from his complete immersion.

"Ah... I'm very sorry, I fell into it accidentally..." Fu Jiang laughed haha.

"How about it? Let's make a deal." Shi Yin smiled, thinking that he was another fellow.

"That's the way it is... "Red Wave Beach" is what I really want, but I have already promised the bartender... The man's promise will be fulfilled..." Fu Jiang was a little helpless.

There are still a few items in his luggage, but he still understands the reason why money is not revealed.

"Ah... so, then I can't force it. In fact, I don't want to smoke it myself. It's just that I have a friend who is terminally ill and suffers from the pain of the disease every day. The only regret is that I didn't smoke the original flavor before dying. The scent of a girl's legs..."

"It seems that we can only wait for the female Bodhisattvas in Nadeko Village to show mercy... As a man, seeing his best friend die, he can't even fulfill his last wish. I am really only suitable to live in this good-for-nothing uncle village." Shi Yin raised his head and sighed, then walked out of the bar lonely.

"What a friend out of thin air, such an interesting man, I'm committed to you as a friend, and I still have a high-grade black silk for my own use, so I will give it away for free..."

"Wait!" Another male voice interrupted the heart-to-heart exchange between Fu Jiang and Shi Yin.

He was a black-faced man as strong as an iron bull, with a pair of horned hats on his head.

"The Beastmaster...it's the Beastmaster! Unexpectedly, he's here too!" someone whispered immediately.

"Beastmaster? Also one of the four lecherous kings?" Fu Jiang was stunned.

"That's right, that's right, but please don't add the word "lusty" to our name without authorization, the four heavenly kings, not the four lustful heavenly kings. "Shi Yin also frowned, he finally got a pair of black silk for nothing, and someone still made trouble for it.

"The Beastmaster, formerly known as Fu Rui Yi, is a rebel from Beast Hidden Village in the Kingdom of Thunder. He possesses a secret technique, "Beastman Transformation", which can transform beast ninjas into half-human figures... the maid hotel next door He was the one who drove it. "Hasegawa immediately introduced.

"Ah... the original lowly orc control." Fu Jiang's face instantly showed a disgusted expression.

Whether it is leg control, foot control, black and white silk screen control, or hand control, voice control, face control, loli control, even paper man control is a level higher than Furui control.

"That's right... It seems that you also look down on the same kind of orcs. This guy likes to go to the forest to capture female ninja beasts, turn them into orc maids, and force them to wear human sexy clothes... That's why He was kicked out of the hidden beast village."

"He stumbled into this village by mistake when he was hunting ninja beasts, and he still stays here, and even opened a hotel with his orc maid... 啐, scumbag!" Shi Yin was also full of disgust. .

"Tch... Will anyone really go to such a maid hotel?" Fu Jiang said contemptuously.

Shi Yin bowed his head and remained silent. In fact, the business of Furui Hotel is much better than that of his uncle Miaomiaowu.

"Well... Actually, when you haven't seen a woman for two years, you will feel that a sow with double eyelids has beautiful features..." Hasegawa blushed, in fact, he was the one who often went there.

"Newcomer... It seems that you are also of the same kind." Beast King Fu Ruiyi looked at Sanmaru beside Fu Jiang, and the broken wooden boards of the tavern with his rough voice were trembling.

"Shut up! Sanmaru is my dear friend, brother, brother. Although I occasionally thought about turning him into a cat-eared girl, it was just a thought! It's so different from your orc maid! And it It's public! Public!" Fu Jiang jumped up as if he had been framed as gay.

"Oh... I heard that someone is selling black silk here. My orc maid just needs one, and I want to ask you to buy it, and the price... How about I help you transform this ninja cat into an orc?" He is a pervert, and also inherited the straightforwardness of the people of the Land of Thunder, without beating around the bush at all.

"The devil wants you to switch! Ninja cats have to look like ninja cats, orcs look like ghosts!" Fu Jiang roared.

"Yeah, I think so too." Sanmaru nodded frantically.

"Oh, then please spend three days in my maid hotel for free, is that okay?" Fu Ruiyi changed his words again.

"Tell me that I'm not Fu Ruikong! I feel sick even if I look at it more!!"

"This is my newly converted deer girl today. I can let her accompany you for a week." Fu Ruiyi was still taking care of his seal, and a little deer came out through psychic channeling in an instant...

Pink short hair.

Crystal clear antlers.

Big eyes as clear as clear water blinked shyly.

The short skirt was held up by prying up the deer's buttocks.

As long as you bend over a little, you can see a group of pink heart-shaped deer tails.

"Gudong...it doesn't seem to be impossible..." Fu Jiang swallowed.

"Nani! Just now you were firmly on the same side as me, have you thrown yourself into the enemy camp now!? You can see clearly! This is not the cat-eared girl and the rabbit-eared girl!"

"They still retain most of the characteristics of beasts. Look at her hooves! They are all fluffy! How can humans do such a thing! At least they shouldn't!!" Shi Yin roared.

"Hmm, cough... Indeed, how can I become Fu Ruikong... Unless you have a little white wolf girl named Setsuna in your store..." Fu Jiang rubbed his chin.

"Yes, the name can be changed." Fu Ruiyi nodded.

"It's yours!" Fu Jiang slapped Heisi on Fu Ruiyi's chest, and decided to defect to the camp on the spot.

"Wait..." Another man's voice sounded.

"Nani, is it over yet? Are the four kings of lewdness going to appear one by one?" Fu Jiang complained.

(End of this chapter)