Rebirth of Naruto: Terumi Mei's fiancé

Chapter 127 You are not qualified to bury him!
"Grandson, son, grandson, son..."

The black hoe Lei Ya kept murmuring, his face full of confusion.

In order to prevent the black pick Lei Ya from being annoyed because he couldn't react, Bai Yu hurriedly continued.

"Actually, it's not difficult. To achieve such a funeral, you only need to marry a wife, but let your children remember what kind of funeral I want."

"Marry a wife and let the children remember it?"

The black hoe Lei Ya was even more confused, but he didn't feel distressed as soon as he was confused as usual, this time his face was full of confusion with a novel look.

Seeing Lei Ya seemed very interested, Bai Yu nodded.

"That's right, in fact, your brain is not bright, you can have a child with a bright mind. Then you don't have to think too much, just listen to what your child says and do it."

However, Lei Ya was somewhat reluctant.

"Why do you listen to my child? Shouldn't he listen to me?"

"Didn't you say that your brain is not bright?"

"Yes, my brain is not bright, but why do I listen to what my child tells me to do?"

Lei Ya still couldn't understand.

Bai Yu straightened his thoughts, and said slowly.

"You listen to others, don't you worry that others will lie to you?"

As if he touched something, Lei Ya suddenly became extremely irritable, gnashing his teeth authentically.

"Hate, I hate it so much when people lie to me!
If someone dares to lie to me, I will stuff them alive into the coffin, and then bury them directly in the soil, and listen to their struggle through the coffin soil!"

Although it sounds a bit cruel, Bai Yu can only nod his head in agreement at this moment.

"Well said! I also hate when people lie to me, it's too cheap to bury those liars in the ground.

You should burn them alive until there is nothing left of them, and finally scatter their ashes into the sea, and let their bodies be scattered in every corner of the ocean, never to be united!"

After listening to Bai Yu's random talk about the way he treated liars, a strong interest flashed in Hei Lei Lei Ya's eyes, and he looked at Bai Yu with more admiration.

"Genius, you are simply a genius!
Such a funeral is definitely the nightmare of those crooks!
Why don't you go to someone else's funeral with me, being a ninja is a waste of your talent!"

Bai Yu was surprised, didn't Lei Ya also like to give funerals to others while being a ninja?
Why should he be asked to plan funerals for others, since his ninjutsu talent is even stronger?

Not knowing whether he was being praised or scolded, Bai Yu immediately said angrily.

"Funeral funerals can be regarded as one of my many hobbies, but if I devote myself to a hobby, my life will be disrupted.

In fact, it's the same, if someone says that you have the talent to be a ninja and asks you to give up funerals for others, would you be willing? "

After Bai Yu's question, the black hoe Lei Ya shook his head almost immediately.

"I certainly don't want to."

Immediately, Lei Ya looked at Bai Yu eagerly again.

"Come with me to go to someone else's funeral. If a genius like you joins me, we will definitely be able to create many exquisite funerals~"

Seeing that Lei Ya started to be stubborn again, Bai Yu pondered for a moment, then another idea came to his mind, and then he said again.

"I regret not being able to create all kinds of fantastic funerals with you.

But if you want to create a variety of funerals, it requires a lot of preparation, you should know this, right?
For example, the source of the deceased, the shape and material of the coffin, the clothing of the deceased, and the special band for the funeral..."

"A band? And a band, another brilliant idea, how could I have never thought of it!"

Before Bai Yu finished speaking one by one, Lei Ya slapped his head again and fell into ecstasy, but then looked at Bai Yu with burning eyes, as if looking at an endless treasure house.

"Come with me to hold a funeral for the dead. I think if they know that their funeral will be so unique and exquisite, they will happily jump out of the coffin and dance with us~"

"Eh..." Hearing Lei Ya's exaggerated metaphor, Bai Yu couldn't help wiping the sweat from his forehead, "Actually, I have a lot of ideas, and you can do it according to my ideas. Didn't you say that your brain is not smart? As long as Just do what I want~"

"No!"

Seeing that the black hoe Lei Ya was more joyful, the blue whale outside couldn't hold back.

However, this resolute stop made the black hoe Lei Ya unhappy.

"Why not? Why not?"

Blue Whale immediately opened the door and walked into the room.

"If I say no, then no, he is lying to you!"

"Master Blue Whale, why did I lie to him? And how did you prove that I was lying to him, not you?"

Seeing Bai Yu so calm, Lei Ya also began to suspect the blue whale.

"Yeah, how do you prove that you didn't lie to me?"

Blue Whale squeezed his fist, stared at Bai Yu coldly for a while, and then looked at Lei Ya.

"He was going to fight you, and if you beat him, you'd have ten corpses to bury.

But now he clearly wants you not to duel with him, so you will lose ten corpses.Don't you want a big funeral tonight? "

This rhetorical question made Lei Ya stunned, but before Lei Ya could speak, Bai Yu took over the conversation.

"Master Blue Whale, the ten corpses you mentioned can only be obtained after defeating me.

Not to mention whether he beat me or not, even if he won, he would only get ten corpses. Let me ask him if the number of corpses buried in these years is still small?

There are not thousands of tools, but there are always hundreds of tools, right?
So what are these ten pieces to him?
And now it is obvious that the grandness and creativity of the funeral are more important to him, okay?
Speaking of creativity, do you have this idea? "

When Bai Yu asked such a question, Blue Whale's question was immediately dumbfounded.

The funeral was grand and creative, how could a normal person like him think about it.

Moreover, Anbu trained them all in assassination skills since they were young, so how could he tell him how to make a funeral...

But at this time, Lei Ya also looked suspicious when he saw the blue whale in a daze.

"Yes, do you have this idea? Are you as talented as him?"

Faced with the unanimous questioning voices of the two, Blue Whale almost vomited blood.

But he really didn't know how to answer.

Now that even corpses can't attract Black Pick Lei Ya, he really can't think of anything.

After thinking for a while, Blue Whale finally looked at Bai Yu sharply.

"Lei Ya, you go out and leave the knife for me!"

Seeing Blue Whale's unkind eyes, Bai Yu understood what he was going to do.

But Lei Ya didn't move in a daze, but stared at the blue whale in a daze.

"I see, you want to bury him, right? I won't let you bury him, you are not qualified!"

"Me!" Blue Whale looked at Lei Ya incredulously, his eyes widened.

The situation has become too fast, and it is obvious that the people he invited are going to kill people for him.

But now he has turned around to prevent himself from killing people.

What absurdity!
If someone with a little brain did such a thing, he could understand it.

But it happens to be the person who says that he has a bad head every day...

At this moment, Blue Whale's head was muddled, but the inherent quality of being an Anbu ninja for many years made him calm down quickly and began to think about the current chaotic situation.

After a long time, Blue Whale's eyes sparkled, and the corners of his lips under the mask curled into a sneer.

"Ghost lamp Bai Yu, don't you want to become a lone walker? Defeat the black hoe Lei Ya, even if you pass the test!"

(End of this chapter)