Rebirth of Naruto: Terumi Mei's fiancé
Chapter 126 What kind of funeral do you want
Chapter 126 What kind of funeral do you want
"That kid..." Black Pickle Lei Ya scratched his head and got into trouble.
Seeing that he was still unable to make a decision, Blue Whale's gaze became a little colder.
"Go to bury this kid, you can choose ten corpses from the autopsy department!"
"Ten~" Hei Leiya's eyes lit up in an instant, and his thick lips curled into an extremely curved arc, with a look of enjoyment on his face, "It's a fascinating number, ten corpses, that's for sure There's going to be a big funeral."
As he said that, Hei Lei was full of smiles as if a child got a toy, and then looked at Bai Yu with burning eyes.
"And this little one, plus him, the weight of the funeral is heavy again~"
From then on, the black hoe Lei Ya focused all his eyes on Bai Yu.
And after he walked into the room, the door was cleverly closed by the black dolphin.
At this time, Hei Dolphin is at ease, but Bai Yu's face is extremely dark.
But now he can't pursue the black dolphin's revenge, the knife in the hand of the black hoe Lei Ya is already covered with thunder light, full of violent breath.
It was only at this time that Bai Yu suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be holding a knife...
At the small opening on the iron gate, the blue whale and the black porpoise, who watched the confrontation between Bai Yu and the black hoe Lei Ya, also saw the unequal between the two sides, and the black porpoise lowered its head even more guilty.
"What are you still doing, throw the knife in!"
"Ming...understood, Lord Blue Whale!"
Hei Dolphin timidly opened the door a crack, quickly threw the knife in, and quickly locked the door.
The knife that was thrown in flew for a while before falling to the ground. Fortunately, the knife still had a little speed, and it started to slide on the ground by inertia.
Just when he was about to slide in front of Bai Yu, he was robbed by the black hoe Lei Ya.
Seeing this, Bai Yu had a bad premonition in his heart, and quickly reminded him.
"Lei Ya, this knife is mine~"
"Your?" The black hoe Lei Ya grinned, showing his bright yellow teeth, "The person who is going to be buried, what do you do with the knife, just be cut into pieces by me obediently?"
The black hoe Lei Ya had picked up the knife from the ground at this time, and struck each other with the knife in both hands, sparks flew all over the place, and the dazzling light of the sparks illuminated his excited smile, making him look even brighter. Spirited up.
Knowing that this guy's abnormal logic couldn't stand even an Anbu ninja, Bai Yu put away his plan to get the sword back.
Most mental patients are paranoid, even if they don't reason, they will pull out their own reasons out of thin air. Bai Yu has no time to think about other methods such as deception.
After taking out Kunai from the ninja bag, Shiraha went on the defensive to deal with the black hoe Raiga.
At this time, he saw the action of Hei Lei Ya outside, and the very embarrassed Hei Dolphin couldn't help but look at the blue whale.
The blue whale glanced at the black dolphin lightly, and said plainly.
"If you want to help that kid get the knife back, just go in by yourself."
"Eh... still not, my lord, this should be a better way to test the child's strength~"
"Hmph, that's true. Although Lei Ya has a bad head, he is really good at using two-handed sabers. Although he was not given Lei Dao Ya, it is enough to display most of his strength."
"But... my lord, is that child from the Ghost Lantern clan, or the son of their patriarch? He wants to become a lone walker, and we are like this..."
Hei Dolphin was halfway through speaking, but he didn't dare to say any more, but his face was full of worry.
Blue Whale said calmly as if he didn't feel anything.
"This is what he asked for, and it was your work mistakes that caused the huge gap between the equipment of the two of them.
Of course, if you don't say anything, no one will know. "
With just a few simple words, Hei Dolphin felt boundless pressure, and when he thought about it for a while, his back felt chilled.
But now, it's too late for him to resist or make amends, so he can only agree tremblingly.
"Yes... this subordinate understands!"
At this time, Bai Yu had already fought with Hei Lei Ya.
Due to the gap in equipment, the black hoe Lei Ya almost beat him.
Although the black hoe Leiya has a bad head, he is a top-notch existence among jonin in terms of attack awareness and physical fitness.
After several fights, the two heavy and thick knives collided with Ku Wu several times, which made Bai Yu feel that the tiger's mouth was about to burst.
If the stalemate continues, the advantage of the black hoe Leiya will become greater and greater.
The situation can be described as very critical.
Seeing that Bai Yu's complexion was not very good, more bloodthirsty light leaked out from the eyes of the black hoe Lei Ya.
"I really didn't expect that you kid not only gave me a grand funeral, but also gave me such an interesting duel.
With all the luck you have brought me, you can tell me what kind of funeral you want.
How about arranging a prettier girl for you? Hehe, you will like it, right? You will definitely like it, right? "
Bai Yu was very speechless, and felt depressed in his heart, if this guy was a funeral host who specially cried at funerals and read eulogies to people, he would be absolutely dedicated to his job.
However, thinking of the need to slow down the opponent's offensive now, Bai Yu stretched his muscles and bones, and then said affirmatively.
"Lei Ya, what you said seems pretty good, but I think my funeral should be a little richer. After all, it's a boy who brings you luck, isn't it?"
Lei Ya, who has never been understood by others, did not expect Bai Yu's reply, but he did not expect Bai Yu to agree with what he said, and seemed to be very interested.
This changed the way he looked at Bai Yu, as if he was very happy to see the same kind.
"Really? Then what kind of funeral do you want? I have a lot of money, and I can prepare for you any funeral you want."
Bai Yu didn't expect that, he was just trying to say it casually, but Lei Ya seemed to be very enthusiastic.
This made him smile slyly.
"Funerals, I am a person who likes excitement, but is afraid of being alone.
So when I die, it's best if my wife dies at the same time, so that you can bury her with me, so that I won't be too lonely when I die.
But since it's a funeral, even if you come to read the eulogy, there will still be some people crying.
I hope my funeral can be more lively, so it is best for my sons, daughters, grandchildren, and the eighteen generations behind me to kneel in front of my mourning hall and cry in front of my grave, so that I will feel satisfy. "
After saying all this, Bai Yu looked at Lei Ya with a smirk on his face, to see how he reacted.
Lei Ya did listen patiently, but as if his head was not enough, he put his hand on the back of his head and fell into a daze.
But Lei Ya was stunned, and the blue whale and black dolphin outside were not calm.
Lei Ya didn't react, but Hei Dolphin immediately understood Bai Yu's cunning intentions, and quickly looked at Blue Whale.
"My lord... This... Lei Ya won't just promise him like this?"
Blue Whale paused before saying.
"Should... no, Lei Ya's brain can't know what's going on with the eighteen generations of descendants, this will only irritate him."
At the same time, Lei Ya, who started counting his fingers, suddenly stopped counting and looked at Bai Yu suspiciously.
"That... child, what are the next eighteen generations?"
Bai Yu was also a little bit taken aback, but Lei Ya was so serious. Seeing his curious look, Bai Yu said patiently.
"If the eighteen generations of descendants only refer to men, it means that my son gave birth to a grandson, and the grandson gave birth to the son of the grandson, and so on eighteen times."
It's a bit embarrassing, the black hoe Lei Ya was portrayed as a lunatic by me, it's quite difficult to control...
(End of this chapter)
"That kid..." Black Pickle Lei Ya scratched his head and got into trouble.
Seeing that he was still unable to make a decision, Blue Whale's gaze became a little colder.
"Go to bury this kid, you can choose ten corpses from the autopsy department!"
"Ten~" Hei Leiya's eyes lit up in an instant, and his thick lips curled into an extremely curved arc, with a look of enjoyment on his face, "It's a fascinating number, ten corpses, that's for sure There's going to be a big funeral."
As he said that, Hei Lei was full of smiles as if a child got a toy, and then looked at Bai Yu with burning eyes.
"And this little one, plus him, the weight of the funeral is heavy again~"
From then on, the black hoe Lei Ya focused all his eyes on Bai Yu.
And after he walked into the room, the door was cleverly closed by the black dolphin.
At this time, Hei Dolphin is at ease, but Bai Yu's face is extremely dark.
But now he can't pursue the black dolphin's revenge, the knife in the hand of the black hoe Lei Ya is already covered with thunder light, full of violent breath.
It was only at this time that Bai Yu suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be holding a knife...
At the small opening on the iron gate, the blue whale and the black porpoise, who watched the confrontation between Bai Yu and the black hoe Lei Ya, also saw the unequal between the two sides, and the black porpoise lowered its head even more guilty.
"What are you still doing, throw the knife in!"
"Ming...understood, Lord Blue Whale!"
Hei Dolphin timidly opened the door a crack, quickly threw the knife in, and quickly locked the door.
The knife that was thrown in flew for a while before falling to the ground. Fortunately, the knife still had a little speed, and it started to slide on the ground by inertia.
Just when he was about to slide in front of Bai Yu, he was robbed by the black hoe Lei Ya.
Seeing this, Bai Yu had a bad premonition in his heart, and quickly reminded him.
"Lei Ya, this knife is mine~"
"Your?" The black hoe Lei Ya grinned, showing his bright yellow teeth, "The person who is going to be buried, what do you do with the knife, just be cut into pieces by me obediently?"
The black hoe Lei Ya had picked up the knife from the ground at this time, and struck each other with the knife in both hands, sparks flew all over the place, and the dazzling light of the sparks illuminated his excited smile, making him look even brighter. Spirited up.
Knowing that this guy's abnormal logic couldn't stand even an Anbu ninja, Bai Yu put away his plan to get the sword back.
Most mental patients are paranoid, even if they don't reason, they will pull out their own reasons out of thin air. Bai Yu has no time to think about other methods such as deception.
After taking out Kunai from the ninja bag, Shiraha went on the defensive to deal with the black hoe Raiga.
At this time, he saw the action of Hei Lei Ya outside, and the very embarrassed Hei Dolphin couldn't help but look at the blue whale.
The blue whale glanced at the black dolphin lightly, and said plainly.
"If you want to help that kid get the knife back, just go in by yourself."
"Eh... still not, my lord, this should be a better way to test the child's strength~"
"Hmph, that's true. Although Lei Ya has a bad head, he is really good at using two-handed sabers. Although he was not given Lei Dao Ya, it is enough to display most of his strength."
"But... my lord, is that child from the Ghost Lantern clan, or the son of their patriarch? He wants to become a lone walker, and we are like this..."
Hei Dolphin was halfway through speaking, but he didn't dare to say any more, but his face was full of worry.
Blue Whale said calmly as if he didn't feel anything.
"This is what he asked for, and it was your work mistakes that caused the huge gap between the equipment of the two of them.
Of course, if you don't say anything, no one will know. "
With just a few simple words, Hei Dolphin felt boundless pressure, and when he thought about it for a while, his back felt chilled.
But now, it's too late for him to resist or make amends, so he can only agree tremblingly.
"Yes... this subordinate understands!"
At this time, Bai Yu had already fought with Hei Lei Ya.
Due to the gap in equipment, the black hoe Lei Ya almost beat him.
Although the black hoe Leiya has a bad head, he is a top-notch existence among jonin in terms of attack awareness and physical fitness.
After several fights, the two heavy and thick knives collided with Ku Wu several times, which made Bai Yu feel that the tiger's mouth was about to burst.
If the stalemate continues, the advantage of the black hoe Leiya will become greater and greater.
The situation can be described as very critical.
Seeing that Bai Yu's complexion was not very good, more bloodthirsty light leaked out from the eyes of the black hoe Lei Ya.
"I really didn't expect that you kid not only gave me a grand funeral, but also gave me such an interesting duel.
With all the luck you have brought me, you can tell me what kind of funeral you want.
How about arranging a prettier girl for you? Hehe, you will like it, right? You will definitely like it, right? "
Bai Yu was very speechless, and felt depressed in his heart, if this guy was a funeral host who specially cried at funerals and read eulogies to people, he would be absolutely dedicated to his job.
However, thinking of the need to slow down the opponent's offensive now, Bai Yu stretched his muscles and bones, and then said affirmatively.
"Lei Ya, what you said seems pretty good, but I think my funeral should be a little richer. After all, it's a boy who brings you luck, isn't it?"
Lei Ya, who has never been understood by others, did not expect Bai Yu's reply, but he did not expect Bai Yu to agree with what he said, and seemed to be very interested.
This changed the way he looked at Bai Yu, as if he was very happy to see the same kind.
"Really? Then what kind of funeral do you want? I have a lot of money, and I can prepare for you any funeral you want."
Bai Yu didn't expect that, he was just trying to say it casually, but Lei Ya seemed to be very enthusiastic.
This made him smile slyly.
"Funerals, I am a person who likes excitement, but is afraid of being alone.
So when I die, it's best if my wife dies at the same time, so that you can bury her with me, so that I won't be too lonely when I die.
But since it's a funeral, even if you come to read the eulogy, there will still be some people crying.
I hope my funeral can be more lively, so it is best for my sons, daughters, grandchildren, and the eighteen generations behind me to kneel in front of my mourning hall and cry in front of my grave, so that I will feel satisfy. "
After saying all this, Bai Yu looked at Lei Ya with a smirk on his face, to see how he reacted.
Lei Ya did listen patiently, but as if his head was not enough, he put his hand on the back of his head and fell into a daze.
But Lei Ya was stunned, and the blue whale and black dolphin outside were not calm.
Lei Ya didn't react, but Hei Dolphin immediately understood Bai Yu's cunning intentions, and quickly looked at Blue Whale.
"My lord... This... Lei Ya won't just promise him like this?"
Blue Whale paused before saying.
"Should... no, Lei Ya's brain can't know what's going on with the eighteen generations of descendants, this will only irritate him."
At the same time, Lei Ya, who started counting his fingers, suddenly stopped counting and looked at Bai Yu suspiciously.
"That... child, what are the next eighteen generations?"
Bai Yu was also a little bit taken aback, but Lei Ya was so serious. Seeing his curious look, Bai Yu said patiently.
"If the eighteen generations of descendants only refer to men, it means that my son gave birth to a grandson, and the grandson gave birth to the son of the grandson, and so on eighteen times."
It's a bit embarrassing, the black hoe Lei Ya was portrayed as a lunatic by me, it's quite difficult to control...
(End of this chapter)
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