Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 667

There was only a melodious and high-end female voice of "successful scan code payment" sounded.

The deal was finally closed successfully.

The salesperson put away the scanning gun, and the two sides put it in front and said, "Thank you for your patronage, and welcome to visit again next time."

However, Bao Zhengzheng spat at the other party in a very uncivilized manner, "Bah, I will come to your place to buy things again, unless I am out of my mind!"

The salesperson didn't mind at all, but enthusiastically introduced Bao Zheng, "Customer, there is a water pump on the third shelf over there, I think it should be able to help you."

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This man's mouth is really poisonous!

Bao Zhengzheng's good self-cultivation and character will be completely irritated by the other party.

It's really unreasonable!This stupid mortal dared to insinuate that he, a mortal cultivator, was out of his mind!

He was just full of bad water, when did his brain get flooded! ?
On the other side, the salesperson was still smiling, and asked Bao Zhengzheng, "Customer, is there anything else you need?"

"Is your bathroom running out of water or out of paper towels?"

Bao Zhengzheng opened a big bubble gum and ate it. He looked at the time and felt that the legitimate loli sister of the second brother of the Chen family had been in the toilet for a while.

He scratched his sexy buttocks and muttered, "Why hasn't it come out after so long?"

At this moment, the salesperson at the counter showed a little doubt, he asked Bao Zhengzheng: "What do you mean, sir, I don't understand what you are talking about?"

Bao Zhengzheng said impatiently: "My sister, didn't she borrow the bathroom of your convenience store just now? Why is this one not coming out after gold? Could it be that she is shitting?"

If what he said was heard by Chen's second brother's legitimate loli sister, he would probably receive a few small punches from the other party.

It's too embarrassing to say that a girl in her 20s shits in front of outsiders.

At this time, the salesperson's face showed a look of panic, as if he had seen the 'filth' in broad daylight. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva before he had the courage to ask: "...Old Brother, you are trying to scare me, right, what you said is true."

Bao Zhengzheng was stunned, he was completely confused, what is meant by 'telling the same as the truth', is it possible that the thing about girls shitting is fake?
"What scares you, what you say is more true."

Bao Zhengzheng noticed the panic on the other person's face, and a sense of uneasiness surfaced in his heart.

The panic on the salesperson's face became more and more obvious, and the eyes that looked at Bao Zhengzheng began to look closer to the 'crazy'.

"Brother, the more you talk, the more it seems like that. Didn't I just make a little joke with you? You won't bully me to work the night shift tonight, so tell me some scary stories to scare me."

What he said was serious, it didn't look like he was joking.

Bao Zhengzheng felt as if he had been hit by a heavy hammer in his heart. With a 'buzz', he felt dizzy for a while, and his mood began to become tense. Even the big chewing gum in his mouth was no longer sweet.

"What nonsense are you talking about? My sister obviously came in with me just now, so she went to the bathroom inside."

Bao Zheng's tone of voice was a little hurried.

It seemed that he was really in a hurry.

"Hehe, hehe, brother, you acted really well, I was almost fooled by you."

The salesperson's smile was a little unnatural, obviously he was trying to hold on, and he told Bao Zhengzheng: "You just came into the store by yourself, so how can you have a younger sister?"

Bao Zhengzheng shouted, "Nani?!" as if struck by lightning.

What's going on here?How could it be possible to be alone?
Obviously at that time, he brought the legal loli sister of the second brother of the Chen family together.

Why did the salesperson say he only saw himself?
"It's impossible, it's absolutely impossible, I just came in with my sister!"

Bao Zhengzheng didn't believe what he said, did he bump into 'filth' in broad daylight?Could it be that he doesn't even know whether his silly sister is a human being or a 'filth'?
"It was just now, and there was a salesperson wearing the same overalls as you at the cold drink cabinet just now, that young lady pointed the way to my sister, and told her to go in and turn left to the staff bathroom of your store .”

Bao Zhengjing suddenly found out that only he and the salesperson were left in this convenience store, and the salesperson who kindly showed him the way just now was gone.

He gave a puzzled 'huh' and said, "Where's the saleswoman just now?"

This convenience store is too strange!
The salesman looked a little dignified, and he rarely said in a non-joking tone, "Brother, I'm talking too much to ask you a question. Do you think a small-scale convenience store like ours can afford to hire two salesmen to work on the same night shift?" Is it?"

Bao Zhengzheng's mind was like Conan's, and he asked in surprise: "What do you mean? Could it be that you want to say that there is only one salesperson in your store during business hours?"

The other party nodded very firmly.

Bao Zhengzheng panicked, a little at a loss, and started talking to himself: "But I obviously brought my younger sister in with me, and I also obviously saw that little sister of the salesperson pointing the way."

The salesperson was trying to hold back his laughter, and he kept saying 'I can't laugh, I can't laugh'.

Bao Zhengzheng didn't notice the change in the salesperson's expression, and he was still talking to himself: "How could this be? Did I make a mistake from the beginning, Xiao Huan didn't go out with me at all?"

The salesperson continued to try hard to hold back his laughter, and he still muttered in his heart, 'I can't laugh, I can't laugh, I really can't laugh at this time'.

Bao Zhengzheng still didn't notice the change in the salesperson's expression, he was still talking to himself: "Who is the person who accompanied me to eat Haidilao, sing K, and play around all afternoon?
The salesman was still silently chanting 'I can't laugh anymore, I can't hold it in anymore', finally, he still couldn't help it and pounded the table crazily and laughed: "Wow, hahaha, I can't, I can't, I really can't , laugh at me to death, laugh at me to death"

When the other party pounded the table frantically and burst out laughing, Bao Zhengzheng realized that he had fallen into the other party's trick again.

"I'll hold you mua!"

Bao Zhengzheng grabbed the other party's collar directly, furiously: "Are you fucking playing me?"

"I just made a big joke." The salesman really couldn't control the excitement and pride in his heart, even though the opponent's fist was about to touch his cheek that needed to be punched, he still talked lightly and laughed wildly : "Guest, your IQ is obviously not enough. You really can't adapt to the routines in this city. You should go back to the countryside."

Bao Zhengzheng held back his anger and asked, "Where's the saleswoman?"

Only then did the salesperson explain the mystery of Miss Sister's disappearance, "She is a real beauty. She is on the day shift today. We have just finished the shift. She should have returned home by this point."

(End of this chapter)