Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 666

"Forget it, if you don't have a show, let's have a few big bubble gums."

Bao Zhengzheng is a bit tired and no longer loves him, but fortunately, he doesn't just have to show off.

Big Bubble Gum was also the first bubble gum they encountered in the 90s.

It's time to reminisce about the past.

The salesperson took the bag of big bubble gum that was about to be purchased seriously, and then kept a polite smile that the salesperson should have, and then said: "Okay, please check out, please. Do you want to use WeChat payment or Alipay?"

Bao Zhengzheng hesitated for a moment, then opened WeChat and said: "WeChat, I'm afraid that letting you see my Yu'e Bao balance inadvertently will make you suddenly have evil thoughts for the rest of your life, and you will embark on a road of no return from then on."

If he hadn't cultivated immortality, he could resist all physical damage to a certain extent, otherwise he would never pretend to be like this.

However, the salesman frowned, and he didn't say a word in his heart, "You're so meow bragging beep".

However, he has always been a qualified salesperson with good cultivation, so he can't help but not swear at customers.

He still kept smiling and apologized: "I'm sorry for the guest, the WeChat payment system we ordered today is broken."

"Hey! Then Alipay, I'll scan you, where's the QR code?"

Bao Zhengzheng was a little impatient, he always felt that the salesperson had been making things difficult for him.

He found that there was no machine at the counter that could automatically scan Alipay, so he started looking for Alipay's QR code, but he saw a WeChat QR code with one-third of green on the counter desktop, and one-third of it was green. One is the blue Alipay QR code, and the remaining one-third is the yellow Ele.me scan QR code to reduce the price by 10 yuan.

What is even more surprising is that he can still scan such a messy QR code.

It's just that the person who paid was a guy who said 'stop transferring money, I've already bought a house in Shanghai'.

He raised his head slowly, looked at the salesperson who was still maintaining a smirk, and only heard the other party explain: "I'm sorry, customer, this QR code was just torn off by a brat who came here to patronize."

Bao Zhengzheng was furious, he felt that this person must be deliberately making things difficult for Fat Hu, and not once or twice.

He asked coldly: "Say! Why are you doing this to me!?"

The smirk on the salesman's face has become more and more sincere at this time, he maintained a smug smile, he laughed twice and said: "Hey, okay sir, I'm just kidding you, hehehe .”

"It's too boring for me to be on duty alone, so I want to chat with you a little more. You have watched "Extreme Challenge". There is an episode in the fourth season called We are all people who return at night."

I don't know why the other party came to Ji Tiao all of a sudden, Bao Zhengzheng also became serious, nodded and said, "I've seen it, what's the matter? Are you filming here?"

As he said that, he checked left and right, but he didn't find any cameras, and he couldn't even see one or two figures with hidden cameras outside.

If it was really Ji Tiao who was filming at their place, then did he have to try hard to pretend to be a normal customer who came to the convenience store to buy chewing gum.

It's a pity that the real articles ended in the No.12 issue of the fourth season, and Dongji articles generally don't come to shoot such topics.

The salesman was also a little bit sympathetic, after all, he is also a real chicken boy, he shook his head and said, "That's not true, I just want to say, if you watched that episode, you should be able to understand us working on the night shift This kind of loneliness."

Bao Zhengzheng used to be a night worker, and it was common for him to code all night, so he could understand the loneliness at night.

"I can understand your loneliness, add a big bubble gum, count me as a treat for you."

I understand, but when will these big bubble gums be ready for payment?
Bao Zhengzheng pointed to the five plus one big bubble gum in the other party's hand, and asked, "Now you can settle the score for me."

Chatting with the salesperson, it's already eight o'clock sharp, and I will definitely be scolded by Shuhu when I arrive at the hospital later.

But it's also strange, he was already late, why didn't Shuhu call to urge him?

Seeing that Bao Zhengzheng was urging the customer, he didn't want to delay the customer's time, so he took out a scanning gun and said, "If you can, please show your WeChat payment code, and I'll scan you." gone."

Bao Zhengzheng didn't notice anything wrong, so he clicked on his WeChat payment QR code, "Here, scan it quickly, I still have a lot of things waiting for me to deal with."

At this moment, the salesperson suddenly burst into laughter, like two mermaid policemen who have been professionally trained and can't laugh normally, "Ahahaha. I lied to you!!! Our convenience store WeChat payment system is really broken No, no payment."

He also didn't expect that Bao Zhengzheng was so ignorant of routines.

I have fallen into his routine several times in a row.

He has never had such a sense of pride!

"I'll hold you mua!"

Bao Zhengzheng was really furious, his head started to smoke, he slapped the table and left: "I won't buy it!"

He just bought seven big bubble gums, why should he suffer such a big grievance.

"Oh, don't be angry, brother, come back."

The salesman hurriedly grabbed the first customer on duty today, and said, "As the saying goes, meeting is fate, let these seven big bubble gums be counted on my account, and I will treat you to eat."

He also felt that it was rare to meet such an interesting guest, even if he had to pay for the seven big bubble gums himself, he still had to keep this interesting guest and continue chatting with him.

"Don't try to lie to me, I already know your tricks."

However, Bao Zhengzheng became very wise at this moment,

With a sharp look of 'I have seen through all the truth', he pointed at the salesperson who had nothing to do and said: "You want to say treat me to eat, and then when I really believe it, walk out of this place with these seven big bubble gums." store, you just call the police and say that I stole something, you must want to do this, right?"

The salesman is really unacceptable. Is he so untrustworthy?

"Brother, it's okay for you to distrust people like this. You may still become a generation of heroes in troubled times like this, but now we are in a peaceful age, and we can have a little more trust between people."

The salesperson had to try to squeeze a little sincerity from his face to gain the trust of the other party, "I just like to play a little joke with customers, there is no need to be so serious."

"Shut up, I won't trust you anymore."

Bao Zhengzheng raised his big casserole fist, and then tried his best to squeeze out an expression that looked like a social brother, "Please check out, don't make me say it a third time, I am cruel when I beat someone."

It's a pity that Bao Zhengzheng tried his best to squeeze out the expression of Brother Society, but he didn't fool the salesperson.

The salesperson chuckled and said, "It's five yuan in total."

Bao Zhengzheng thought he had succeeded, so he flashed his tendons and said, "Hurry up and sweep, I will give you ten punches if you are slow for a second!"

(End of this chapter)