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Chapter 379 [Mid-Autumn Festival Small Theater] Extra Mid-Autumn Festival Cross-server Chat 4
Looking at the small eyes of the fat nephew, it seemed that he was looking forward to his answer, so Bao Zhengjing said casually: "How to look, how can I look at it with my eyes, I don't want to think about these things now, wait for you When uncle becomes capable, I will chase your little sister Shu back."

Of course, that's what you say, but whether you can do it or not is another matter.

Fatty's nephew immediately asked: "How to chase?"

Bao Zhengjing said like a mountain: "Stalker, if you don't shake Bilian, if you can't do it in one year, you can take two years. If you can't do it in two years, you can do it in three years. It doesn't matter what the process is, as long as you have her in the ending."

The fat nephew could tell that there were some truths and some lies in what he said, but in general it was still true.

"Oh, love is a lifetime of suffering, not loving is a lifetime of regret, uncle, you are quite open-minded."

As he said that, the fat nephew walked back to the back room step by step like a little old man with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked, "Huh, now I'm relieved, I thought the reason why uncle and sister Xiao Shu broke up was because You're a fucking fag."

As soon as these words came out, Bao Zhengzheng finally realized that something was wrong.

Reminiscent of the phrase "Of course I can't be blamed" that the fat nephew said before, he thinks that the fat nephew knows some hidden secret between him and Xiao Shu? !

The more I think about it, the more likely it is. Although this fat nephew may look simple and honest, he is actually a little fox that even he finds troublesome.

However, no matter how powerful a fox is, it cannot compare to a wolf like him.

So, he put down the eggplant in his hand, rushed towards the fat nephew, hugged the other's back, swooped into the room, and closed the door with his feet, and then gave the other There was a hard backhand throw, and the fat nephew fell to the bed.

"Say, what do you mean by that, hurry up and tell me the truth!!!"

Faced with Bao Zhengzheng's anti-hustle and throw, the fat nephew who was demoted ten times had no choice but to honestly give up resistance and confess an unknown secret.

This matter... we have to start from the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival last year.

Back in 14, Bao Zhengzheng at that time was just a street writer who had just become a certain website for less than half a year. Readers who read pirated editions in Biquge were hyped for a while in the circle of book friends.

Being in a bad mood, he was going to find his girlfriend, Xiao Shu, for a warm embrace.

In the end, his girlfriend, Xiao Shu, said that her elder brother came to visit her at the college, so the idea of ​​seeking a warm embrace and keeping her for a night was still aborted.

So, Bao Zhengjing had to settle for the next best thing, so he could only choose his good friend, the boy from the Chen family, Xiaofa.

The two hit it off immediately, and then went outside to play together that night, planning to watch a movie to comfort Bao Zhengzheng's wounded and fragile heart.

It turned out to be such a coincidence that they ran into several female colleagues of the Chen family boy Xiaofa in the movie theater, as the saying goes, "A confidant in the sea is like a neighbor in the world"" "The two sides got together in such a daze to watch a movie, singing and singing K, dancing, drinking, and playing until noon the next day before returning home, which is the noon of the Mid-Autumn Festival.

As soon as he got home, Bao Zhengzheng found something was wrong.

There was a pair of men's shoes that did not match his size at the door.

He woke up suddenly from the hangover last night, and looked around the house vigilantly, but he didn't find any possible figures.

Bao Zhengzheng tiptoedly closed the door, and casually picked up the Toya Lake that he placed on the other side of the entrance, which cost 25 yuan on Taobao.

The wooden sword was swiped lightly, and it was time to cut off the years of no return. Whoever tilted his head and smiled lightly, his eyes were as lazy as summer.

There was no one in the living room and kitchen, but Bao Zhengzheng discovered a terrible fact. The refrigerator was in a mess, and the trash can contained many snack bags and a can of Feizhai Happy Water.

It seems that he was really a thief, and he was a thief who ate and drank.

Suddenly, Bao Zhengzheng heard movement in the bedroom!

What? !This damned little thief can't eat and drink enough, so he still needs to sleep!
It is really unbearable!

Bao Zhengzheng clenched the Toya Lake in his hand, and walked lightly to the bedroom where the noise was coming from. After mustering up his courage and recharging his strength, he pushed open the bedroom door and took a look. Guess what he saw.

I saw a group of unknown creatures on his bed. Because it was covered by the quilt, I couldn't see its true face, but it could be roughly seen that it was a round object.

Bao Zhengzheng approached silently, grabbed the quilt with one hand and threw it violently.

All of a sudden, his head was full of black lines. He poked the fat and greasy creature with the Toya Lake in his hand, and said, "I said, what are you doing here, fat man?"

That's right, the unidentified round object on the bed is Bao Zheng's chubby nephew.

Look at the bulging belly and the snack bag in the trash can, it's the evidence of this guy's crime.

The corner of the fat nephew's mouth was still stained with potato chips. He scratched his belly and said, "Oh, uncle, isn't this the Mid-Autumn Festival? Grandma brought me and my sister over to celebrate the festival with you, yawn"

When Bao Zheng heard it, he remembered that when he was at the bar last night, those girls did say that they would continue to spend a particularly unforgettable Mid-Autumn Festival together tomorrow night.

"Find me for the festival? That's right, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, when did you come?" Bao Zheng asked nonchalantly.

"Hey. Last night!" the fat nephew replied with bright eyes.

Bao Zhengzheng didn't pay attention at first, but he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Sure enough, I heard the fat nephew laughing and saying: "Uncle, you have fallen, you didn't come back all night last night, hehehe."

Bao Zhengjing put his hands on his hips, posing in a posture of kidney deficiency, and said, "Well, your uncle is an adult for many years, you fat underage kid, get out of here and play in the living room."

Then, he directly reached out his hand to lift the fat nephew down, but suddenly realized that he couldn't lift the little fat man with one hand.

It seems that the other party's weight has been increasing recently.

The fat nephew lay on the bed, staring at Bao Zhengzheng, and asked maliciously: "Uncle, what did you do last night?"

Bao Zhengzheng was stared at by the little fat man, and he thought to himself: "It's so troublesome, it's not like letting this fat boy know that I went out with a group of girls last night, or behind Xiao Shu's back. If this cunning little fat man uses it as an excuse to threaten, all his manuscript fees will be reduced to the other party's pocket money."

No, you have to find a reason to fool this cunning little fat man.

So, Bao Zhengzheng's nonsense came at his fingertips, and he said, "Oh, I went to Fa Ge's house to play. It doesn't mean that he has recently become obsessed with Three Kingdoms Killing. The two of us played all night with a few people we know."

Fatty's nephew said 'oh' expressionlessly, and said, "So that's how it is."

Then, he got out of bed directly and walked towards the sofa outside the living room.

It seemed that this made-up reason was really fooled, and Bao Zhengzheng was relieved, and lay down on the bed, and started snoring after a while.

(End of this chapter)