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Chapter 378 [Mid-Autumn Festival Small Theater] Extra Mid-Autumn Festival Cross-server Chat 3
"Don't scare me, I'm only seventeen or eighteen years older than you."

Bao Zhengzheng was so frightened by this fat nephew that he didn't even realize that the half-peeled potato in his hand fell to the ground.

Let me just ask, if a child in the second grade suddenly said such an ambiguous sentence to you, no one would be able to help but shudder. This is not the fourteenth of July, it is not so evil.

When the fat nephew saw his uncle wanted to see a ghost, he wanted to take out pufferfish and lizards and say "demons and ghosts, go away", and quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying this to my uncle on behalf of a certain girl. It's just words."

As soon as this remark came out, Bao Zhengjing felt a little relieved, suddenly realized something, and asked, "Who?"

The fat nephew said meaningfully: "Uncle, when you heard this sentence, the first name that came to mind was not her."

Bao Zhengzheng's eyes widened for a while, and a figure of a person came to mind in his mind for no reason.

is her?Could it be her.
This is impossible, she was so determined at the time, how long has passed, it is obviously impossible.

Fat Dun's nephew saw that Bao Zhengzheng fell into memory, so he coughed and asked in a low voice: "Uncle, can't it be a man?"

Bao Zhengjing immediately denied it: "Definitely not!"

What's wrong with the kids nowadays, all the talking makes people lose their hair.

Bao Zhengzheng wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and took away a few blue hairs that were all destined.

Just about to ask if the fat nephew is related to his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu, but the other party gave him the right to speak first.

"Are you still writing novels recently? Uncle"

Hearing the fat nephew's question, Bao Zhengzheng replied without the slightest concealment: "Well, your uncle has learned all the lessons after the first book's rush to the street, and the second book will strive to be a full-time student."

Well, not only did he hit the street with the first book, but he didn't even get full attendance.

Such codeword dogs can survive, and it is really a miracle that they did not starve to death on the keyboard.

"Isn't that just hitting the street?"

The fat nephew muttered, then knelt down to pick up the sand-stained potato, and handed it back to Bao Zhengzheng for him to continue peeling.

They are just two uncles and nephews who haven't seen each other for a long time to chat about family affairs, and they may not be able to delay the important event of dinner today.

Bao Zhengzheng continued to peel, and the fat nephew continued to ask the other party: "Uncle, is it convenient to understand your current emergency situation?"

Bao Zhengjing's peeling knife stopped suddenly, and his face darkened immediately, and he slowly raised his eyes to look at the other party, his eyes were full of vigilance.

Wolf!These are the eyes of wolves!

Once you set your sights on your prey, you won't let it go. It's only a matter of time before you see through the truth behind it!

The fat nephew's back shivered, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He immediately explained: "Uncle, don't get me wrong. I'm not asking you for the red envelopes from before. I just happened to read a report in a magazine recently, saying that now Young people born in the 90s in society have an average debt of 12 yuan, which is 90 times the monthly income of young people born in the [-]s.”

"Uncle, you are a young man born in the 90s, so I said I wanted to know more about it."

Having said that, Bao Zhengzheng has no doubts. This nephew is indeed a bit weirder than other children of the same age, so it is not uncommon for him to read some magazines.

However, this is not a good phenomenon. For example, this guy is called uncle now. I am afraid that in a few years, he will start not to take his elder seriously. This is too mature ah!
In order to prevent his nephew from going down that over-mature path of no return, it is necessary for Bao Zhengzheng to educate his fat nephew well at the stage when he can still exert his elder's rights: "I take the liberty to ask, your little brat only went to school this year." How many grades are in elementary school, have you read all the words in the magazine, if you have nothing to do, read more essays by elementary school students, and don't read messy things."

However, the fat nephew seemed a little impatient, and shook his hand and said: "So, uncle, is it not convenient for you to tell me about your financial situation? Or you can do this, according to age, debt, income, other sources of income It’s enough to simply talk about the data in this format.”

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Bao Zhengjing looked at his fat nephew's eager eyes, and couldn't bear to refuse his question, so he sighed and said, "25, I have a debt of [-] yuan, and a monthly salary of [-] yuan. I haven't found any other sources of income for a long time. The family has taken money."

When saying these words, Bao Zhengzheng looked so powerless and pale.

This is the helplessness and cry in the hearts of the post-90s who have entered the society.

Originally thought that after the answer, the fat nephew should also stop.

But, the fat nephew wrote down the data he said, and after some mental calculations, he frowned, slowly raised his head to look at Baozheng who was washing tomatoes, and said, "Uncle, what are you doing?" After deducting those monthly installments, monthly rent for utilities, there is basically nothing left.”

"So what do you do when you have a party with your friends? AA system?"

Bao Zhengzheng: "."

This bastard, didn't his family teach him what it means to respect the old and love the young?

Even if you haven't taught it before, you still know what it means to hit someone but not face!
His old face is so serious that it hurts from the beating right now.

He wanted to open his mouth to explain something, but was interrupted by the fat nephew again.

"Huh, I get it roughly, Uncle, you can't blame you for this matter, and you can't blame Xiao Shu, of course, you can't blame me either. After all, you can't even take care of yourself, so how can you take care of other people?"

The fat nephew's frown was relaxed for some reason.

It was as easy as if some knot in my heart had been untied.

Also, what do you mean it's not your fault, nor Xiao Shu's sister, and of course you can't blame me, what's the matter with you being fat here? !
Before Bao Zhengjing had any doubts about a certain point in the sentence just now, the fat nephew immediately changed the subject: "Well, for a girl, the most regrettable thing is to meet at the best age who can't wait. rise up."

"When a boy is powerless to pursue, he meets the girl who wants to take care of him the most at the age when he has the least material ability. Uncle, what do you think of these two sentences?"

The fat nephew at this moment is just like the fat yellow who is currently hosting "If You Are the One"!

However, these two sentences are poking at Bao Zhengzheng's fragile heart.

For a person who just broke up with his girlfriend, these two sentences are undoubtedly the most fatal.

Bao Zhengzheng couldn't help but put down the cucumbers that had been washed three times, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and wanted to say something, but found that he had nothing to say, so he could only sigh long.

Oh, how long is a lifetime?

Bao Zhengzheng would answer that it was four years.

The reason is that there was once a girl who said she would love him for the rest of her life, but in the end it only lasted four years.

It's not bad, after all, it was also a journey of wind and rain that he and Xiaoshu had gone through together, and it would be a beautiful thing to regard it as a lifetime.

(End of this chapter)