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Chapter 327 No, I Want To Inherit Your Huabei...It's That Huabei
Chapter 327 No, I Want To Inherit Your Huabei. It’s That Huabei
Xiaoxia didn't know why Mo'er had this question, but he thought about it carefully, and answered her: "Ah, this, let me think about it, when grandma gave it to me, she said, "I just finished talking about this bag of serious things, and I'm here." Everyone's painting style has become violent comic style.
Shu Hu who was beside Bao Zhengjing also had the same style of painting, how could this person be shameless like this.
And he can still be so calm and composed, speaking as if it is really the case, and still open a pair of big ignorant eyes.
Just now it was clear that what Bao Zhengjing said was correct, Shuhu is absolutely certain about this.
However, one thing is certain is that even if Bao Zhengzheng's acting skills are top-notch, he will never be able to fool these seven extremely intelligent fairies.
"Sure enough, it's that stinky monkey. I didn't expect him to dare to speak such wild words even after he converted to Buddha."
A cute little fairy in a green skirt came over from the left and said angrily: "It seems that thousands of years of practice have not been able to eliminate the stubbornness and bad roots of that smelly monkey."
Um. If you don't believe that, do you?
Shuhu looked surprised, could he be fooled by such a clumsy performance?
Don't look at the seven fairies who seem to be only twelve or eleven years old, but in fact they have lived in this world of cultivating immortals for hundreds of years. They shouldn't be so naive in their thinking.
"Wait a minute, sisters have a problem here."
The fairy in the big red skirt frowned, feeling that this matter was not that simple.
There is a big loophole in this, that is, making trouble in Tiangong knows a stinky monkey who has somersaulted thousands of miles, he is not a handsome guy who is exquisitely handsome.
Seeming to have seen through Bao Zhengzheng's little trick, the fairy in the big red skirt stared at the other party's eyes and said, "I don't quite believe what you said was said by that stinky monkey."
"But your sister believes it."
Bao Zhengzheng picked out his cochlea and said.
The other six little fairies also nodded in agreement, as if they didn't have the basic ability to distinguish the authenticity of others like their eldest sister.
However, are they really Seven Fairies?
Bao Zhengzheng was still skeptical about this.
It has been tens of thousands of years since Sun Houzi went to heaven as Bi Mawen, how could these seven fairies be children of eleven or twelve years old.
Also, the one who met Xiaoqi privately back then was called Dong Yong, and he must be such an evil mortal.
It's no wonder that the old Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother disagreed with this marriage. If it were him, he would also firmly disagree with his 12-year-old daughter and a bastard.
I believe that I will do more than the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The nine thunders strike the top, and the destruction of the nine clans is light.
"It's useless for them to believe me. I'm the boss and they must listen to me."
The little fairy in the red skirt gave a thumbs up very proudly, pointed at her cute little face and said, "I am suing you now. I seriously suspect that you are lying to us. Unless you provide evidence, I will let the heavenly soldiers and heavenly soldiers They will come over and take you to the prison!"
In other words, this face really has the charm and beauty of Di Lie 8.
From a genetic point of view, this Jade Emperor probably has the blood of a place where mutton kebabs are sold with cumin, right?
Bao Zhengjing suddenly found that his waist had been pinched by someone, the pain was so painful that he almost couldn't cry out a few tears.
Turning his head to find that it was Shuhu who did it, he could only hear Shuhu's tone a little sullen, and said, "The little girl is asking you something!"
As he said that, he let go of the hand that was pinching the fat on Bao Zheng's waist.
Bao Zhengzheng rubbed the side muscles of his abdomen cleanly, and then began to make excuses for himself, and when he rolled his eyes, he had an idea.
"Since you don't believe me, little fairy, there's nothing I can do about it. However, when that handsome guy left, he left a sentence and a package of questions."
Bao Zhengzheng played tricks and asked the little fairy in the red skirt opposite, "I don't know which fairy would you like to hear?"
That's right, after the other party uttered the "fuse" words in the sky just now, Bao Zhengjing understood that among the seven little fairies, there must be one who understands science.
Those who like science, or are interested in science, will have one thing in common, which is curiosity.
And the sentence and question he made up by the imaginary handsome man before he left were exactly the teasing grass that aroused the strong curiosity of the Seven Fairies.
Sure enough, the little fairy in purple skirt who surrounded the people below slowly walked over from the immortal version of the elevator and asked, "I wonder what words that stinky monkey left?"
It should be that she didn't run away.
Before even the little fairy in the red skirt who was the boss opened her mouth, she couldn't help standing up and asking questions first.
Bao Zhengzheng stared straight at the little fairy in the purple skirt, admiring in his heart: "This one is really good-looking too, how did this old Jade Emperor give birth to such a beautiful daughter?"
Then, he said slowly: "Before he left, what he said was that there are not many people who know a little science in the world of cultivating immortals, and fairies like this kind of intellectual beauty should really get acquainted someday."
"As for the remaining set of questions, the first question is: How can Sun Dasheng be so sharp-eyed in the alchemy furnace?"
Shu Hu muttered from behind: "Didn't I say before that I was smoked by the smoke inside?"
However, the little fairy in the purple skirt on the opposite side shook her head and said, "No, if I use a scientific method to explain it, it is that the silicon dioxide of the stone monkey will undergo glass formation under the high temperature of 1200 ℃ in the gossip furnace. Therefore, it has the function similar to that of a demon mirror, and can see the true colors of demons and ghosts."
At this moment, everyone couldn't help but look at the little fairy in the purple skirt with admiration and admiration.
On Bao Zhengjing's side, he pursed his lips, thinking that this opportunity to pretend to beep should belong to him.
No, opportunities are won by oneself, and business is also achieved by running on one's own legs. If you sit in the office and wait to die, you will not have any chance of promotion!
So, Bao Zhengjing said in a serious voice, and continued: "The second question also came, why did Laojun's Bagua furnace break down?"
The little fairy in the purple skirt folded her hands in front of her small chest, with a proud expression of 'I am a genius', and popularized knowledge for the science novices on the scene: "It's true that Monkey Sun is a stone monkey, but his own composition is far away. It’s not as simple as silicon dioxide, and part of it belongs to calcium carbonate, do you know what calcium carbonate is?”
Bao Zhengzheng raised his eyebrows, and said to himself: I have studied chemistry for six years in the mortal world, how could I not understand these little chemistry gadgets.
"Do you really understand?"
Seeing that Bao Zhengzheng didn't answer, the little fairy in the purple skirt asked again.
In fact, I just want to show off and show off my little cleverness.
Bao Zhengzheng showed a ferocious face, then put his hands on his hips, and said with his abdominal muscles straight: "Of course I understand, CaCO3 is an inorganic compound. Ashstone, limestone, stone powder, marble, etc. all belong to calcium carbonate. Calcium carbonate is used in gossip. Under the action of a furnace at 1200 degrees Celsius, it will decompose, and the chemical equation is: CaCO3==CaO+CO2.”
"And this carbon dioxide will increase the pressure in the Eight Diagrams Furnace, which will eventually cause Laojun's Bagua Furnace to self-explode, and eventually Shunda will burst out of the furnace!"
Say other people's dialogue, so that the other party has no dialogue to say.
(End of this chapter)
Xiaoxia didn't know why Mo'er had this question, but he thought about it carefully, and answered her: "Ah, this, let me think about it, when grandma gave it to me, she said, "I just finished talking about this bag of serious things, and I'm here." Everyone's painting style has become violent comic style.
Shu Hu who was beside Bao Zhengjing also had the same style of painting, how could this person be shameless like this.
And he can still be so calm and composed, speaking as if it is really the case, and still open a pair of big ignorant eyes.
Just now it was clear that what Bao Zhengjing said was correct, Shuhu is absolutely certain about this.
However, one thing is certain is that even if Bao Zhengzheng's acting skills are top-notch, he will never be able to fool these seven extremely intelligent fairies.
"Sure enough, it's that stinky monkey. I didn't expect him to dare to speak such wild words even after he converted to Buddha."
A cute little fairy in a green skirt came over from the left and said angrily: "It seems that thousands of years of practice have not been able to eliminate the stubbornness and bad roots of that smelly monkey."
Um. If you don't believe that, do you?
Shuhu looked surprised, could he be fooled by such a clumsy performance?
Don't look at the seven fairies who seem to be only twelve or eleven years old, but in fact they have lived in this world of cultivating immortals for hundreds of years. They shouldn't be so naive in their thinking.
"Wait a minute, sisters have a problem here."
The fairy in the big red skirt frowned, feeling that this matter was not that simple.
There is a big loophole in this, that is, making trouble in Tiangong knows a stinky monkey who has somersaulted thousands of miles, he is not a handsome guy who is exquisitely handsome.
Seeming to have seen through Bao Zhengzheng's little trick, the fairy in the big red skirt stared at the other party's eyes and said, "I don't quite believe what you said was said by that stinky monkey."
"But your sister believes it."
Bao Zhengzheng picked out his cochlea and said.
The other six little fairies also nodded in agreement, as if they didn't have the basic ability to distinguish the authenticity of others like their eldest sister.
However, are they really Seven Fairies?
Bao Zhengzheng was still skeptical about this.
It has been tens of thousands of years since Sun Houzi went to heaven as Bi Mawen, how could these seven fairies be children of eleven or twelve years old.
Also, the one who met Xiaoqi privately back then was called Dong Yong, and he must be such an evil mortal.
It's no wonder that the old Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother disagreed with this marriage. If it were him, he would also firmly disagree with his 12-year-old daughter and a bastard.
I believe that I will do more than the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The nine thunders strike the top, and the destruction of the nine clans is light.
"It's useless for them to believe me. I'm the boss and they must listen to me."
The little fairy in the red skirt gave a thumbs up very proudly, pointed at her cute little face and said, "I am suing you now. I seriously suspect that you are lying to us. Unless you provide evidence, I will let the heavenly soldiers and heavenly soldiers They will come over and take you to the prison!"
In other words, this face really has the charm and beauty of Di Lie 8.
From a genetic point of view, this Jade Emperor probably has the blood of a place where mutton kebabs are sold with cumin, right?
Bao Zhengjing suddenly found that his waist had been pinched by someone, the pain was so painful that he almost couldn't cry out a few tears.
Turning his head to find that it was Shuhu who did it, he could only hear Shuhu's tone a little sullen, and said, "The little girl is asking you something!"
As he said that, he let go of the hand that was pinching the fat on Bao Zheng's waist.
Bao Zhengzheng rubbed the side muscles of his abdomen cleanly, and then began to make excuses for himself, and when he rolled his eyes, he had an idea.
"Since you don't believe me, little fairy, there's nothing I can do about it. However, when that handsome guy left, he left a sentence and a package of questions."
Bao Zhengzheng played tricks and asked the little fairy in the red skirt opposite, "I don't know which fairy would you like to hear?"
That's right, after the other party uttered the "fuse" words in the sky just now, Bao Zhengjing understood that among the seven little fairies, there must be one who understands science.
Those who like science, or are interested in science, will have one thing in common, which is curiosity.
And the sentence and question he made up by the imaginary handsome man before he left were exactly the teasing grass that aroused the strong curiosity of the Seven Fairies.
Sure enough, the little fairy in purple skirt who surrounded the people below slowly walked over from the immortal version of the elevator and asked, "I wonder what words that stinky monkey left?"
It should be that she didn't run away.
Before even the little fairy in the red skirt who was the boss opened her mouth, she couldn't help standing up and asking questions first.
Bao Zhengzheng stared straight at the little fairy in the purple skirt, admiring in his heart: "This one is really good-looking too, how did this old Jade Emperor give birth to such a beautiful daughter?"
Then, he said slowly: "Before he left, what he said was that there are not many people who know a little science in the world of cultivating immortals, and fairies like this kind of intellectual beauty should really get acquainted someday."
"As for the remaining set of questions, the first question is: How can Sun Dasheng be so sharp-eyed in the alchemy furnace?"
Shu Hu muttered from behind: "Didn't I say before that I was smoked by the smoke inside?"
However, the little fairy in the purple skirt on the opposite side shook her head and said, "No, if I use a scientific method to explain it, it is that the silicon dioxide of the stone monkey will undergo glass formation under the high temperature of 1200 ℃ in the gossip furnace. Therefore, it has the function similar to that of a demon mirror, and can see the true colors of demons and ghosts."
At this moment, everyone couldn't help but look at the little fairy in the purple skirt with admiration and admiration.
On Bao Zhengjing's side, he pursed his lips, thinking that this opportunity to pretend to beep should belong to him.
No, opportunities are won by oneself, and business is also achieved by running on one's own legs. If you sit in the office and wait to die, you will not have any chance of promotion!
So, Bao Zhengjing said in a serious voice, and continued: "The second question also came, why did Laojun's Bagua furnace break down?"
The little fairy in the purple skirt folded her hands in front of her small chest, with a proud expression of 'I am a genius', and popularized knowledge for the science novices on the scene: "It's true that Monkey Sun is a stone monkey, but his own composition is far away. It’s not as simple as silicon dioxide, and part of it belongs to calcium carbonate, do you know what calcium carbonate is?”
Bao Zhengzheng raised his eyebrows, and said to himself: I have studied chemistry for six years in the mortal world, how could I not understand these little chemistry gadgets.
"Do you really understand?"
Seeing that Bao Zhengzheng didn't answer, the little fairy in the purple skirt asked again.
In fact, I just want to show off and show off my little cleverness.
Bao Zhengzheng showed a ferocious face, then put his hands on his hips, and said with his abdominal muscles straight: "Of course I understand, CaCO3 is an inorganic compound. Ashstone, limestone, stone powder, marble, etc. all belong to calcium carbonate. Calcium carbonate is used in gossip. Under the action of a furnace at 1200 degrees Celsius, it will decompose, and the chemical equation is: CaCO3==CaO+CO2.”
"And this carbon dioxide will increase the pressure in the Eight Diagrams Furnace, which will eventually cause Laojun's Bagua Furnace to self-explode, and eventually Shunda will burst out of the furnace!"
Say other people's dialogue, so that the other party has no dialogue to say.
(End of this chapter)
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