Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 326 Are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my Youku membership?

When will the bad habit of "go here" stop.

Just today, start with me.

Bao Zhengjing pointed at Shuhu coldly, and said righteously: "I don't have that kind of thinking, and this kind of behavior will only expose our own cultural qualities. This is a question worthy of reflection."

In fact, Bao Zhengzheng's main reason is that the alchemy furnace in front of him is definitely not the one that was trained to be sharp-eyed back then, so it is not worth photographing at all.

The smoking alchemy furnace in front of him, if he guessed right, it should be the magic weapon handed down by the Great Master Xuandu—the Bagua Zijin Furnace.

Back then, Sun Wukong was put into the Bagua furnace of Taishang Laojun. Although they were all of the Bagua brand, the quality of the one used by Laojun and the one used by Laojun's disciples is still somewhat different.

Another reason is that Bao Zhengzheng still has to make a meal of ecstasy, so how can he have time to take pictures for nostalgia.

Besides, this is no longer the era when there are pictures and the truth. What is popular now is live broadcasting.

Cooking live next to the alchemy stove in Tushita Palace is called a force.

It's just that his mobile phone has no signal in this world of cultivating immortals.

Shuhu saw that Bao Zhengjing actually restrained the Chinese people's law of "going here for a visit" and said such an impassioned statement (in fact, he didn't). After mortal mortals enter the world of cultivating immortals, their quality has really improved a lot.

At this moment, Bao Zhengjing remembered something, and said that he asked the idle Shuhu, "By the way, do you know why Laojun's alchemy furnace couldn't burn Sun Dasheng to death, and you trained him to have a sharp eye?" ?”

Shuhu tilted his head and thought for a while, then seriously replied: "I haven't thought about it, but I heard from my grandfather that Sun Dasheng stole a lot of Laojun's elixir back then, plus Laojun's The alchemy furnace is a gossip furnace, and there are eight directions in it. When Sun Dasheng was pushed into the alchemy furnace, he happened to be in the Sunda Palace in the gossip. There was only wind but no fire in the Sunda Palace, so his eyes were smoked into golden eyes. .”

Bao Zhengjing sounded quite reasonable, but he still said, "Well, what you said is a bit unscientific."

Shuhu is also a practitioner who knows what science is, so he asked casually: "Then you can tell me the explanation of science."

Bao Zhengjing suddenly trembled, and took out the popular jokes on the Internet in those years, but when he was about to speak, he heard a voice coming down from the sky.

"The real reason why Laojun couldn't refine the monkey back then was because the alchemy furnace used at that time was a coal furnace, the highest temperature could only reach about 1200°C, and the monkey was a stone that jumped out of the stone. Monkey, whose main component is silicon dioxide, has a melting point of around 1600°C, which is absolutely impossible to refine.”

What a familiar joke!

But this is what I will say next! !
Bao Zhengzheng was so angry that he didn't care who the person just said was, he immediately yelled: "Who is interrupting other people's speech casually, do you know that it is very impolite to interrupt other people's communication, you People will say that you are uneducated!!"

However, as soon as these words came out, Xuandu Archmage and Niu Duzi, who were hiding above, couldn't help but stop what they were doing.

They were looking seriously at Bao below with a condescending look similar to sympathy and farewell.

But because of the distance, Bao Zhengzheng below couldn't see the eyes of one person and one bull at all.

Soon, seven eleven or twelve-year-old girls dressed in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple appeared out of thin air above the alchemy area of ​​Tushita Palace.

Fortunately, although they were wearing skirts, they all wore a pair of safety trousers underneath.

What's going on here?
Could it be that the identities of the seven of them are Dormitri? !
Shuhu also saw the seven little girls in the sky. After blinking his eyes, he was startled, and immediately pulled away, just as he was about to hit the sunny unicorn little white horse with his ecstasy hands.

"Come on!"

Bao Zhengjing was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and asked Shuhu, "What are you doing, I still have to prepare the next roast pork."?
But Shuhu said nervously: "If you don't leave, it will be too late. Do you know the origin of those seven people?"

"What's the origin? Isn't she the goddess of dancing skills?" Bao Zhengzheng said with a face of indifference.

Although he is a rhythm idiot, he probably has nothing to do with dancing in his life, but who stipulated that the two sides must dance before they can compete.

Therefore, he was not afraid at all about the dancing goddess.

Hearing this, Shu Hu gave the other party a hard look, and said, "What kind of dancing goddesses, they are the Seven Fairies of Heaven."

Seven fairies? !

Is it the Seven Fairies?

These seven eleven or twelve-year-old girls are the seven who were trapped by Monkey Sun in Pantao Garden?
What an international joke, how could it be possible!
However, judging from Shuhu's serious expression, it didn't seem like he was joking.

No wonder, back then the monkey used the freeze technique to fix the seven of them and just went to pick peaches to eat, without any other weird thoughts.

It turned out that it was because of the three-year start, the maximum death penalty.

However, it was too late for them to leave at this point.

I saw that the seven dancing goddesses had already surrounded the two of them in front, back, left and right, and up and down.

"What are you going to do?"

A little girl in a red skirt frowned and asked Bao Zhengjing with a smirk, "By the way, I don't know who is the person who said that we are not educated?"

When she said this, she clearly looked at Bao Zhengjing, which meant that she already knew that it was Bao Zhengjing who hurt people with his words.

Bao Zhengxin said it was all over now.

To say that other people's children are uneducated is actually to say that the other's parents are uneducated.

That is to say, Bao Zhengjing's words just now undoubtedly mean that the Jade Emperor is fucking uneducated.

It's a big joke!

I am afraid that from ancient times to the present, there are no more than three people who dare to scold the old Jade Emperor like this. Among them, he knows Guanjiangkou Erlang God and the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. 'Be serious.

The little girl in the green skirt who surrounded the rear yelled, "What's the matter? You were full of aura just now, why don't you even dare to fart now?"

Hearing these words, Bao Zhengjing suddenly felt a rush of blood rushing to his heart.

How could a masculine man like tofu be underestimated by such a little girl.

So, Bao Zhengjing protected Shuhu behind him, and said with an upright face: "Yes, I heard it from down there just now. It was said by a handsome and messy handsome guy, but this person has always been missing. Shenlong can't see the head and the tail, I guess when you come down, he has already rolled over a hundred and eight thousand miles away."

Bao Zhengzheng told this lie without blushing or panting, and it really seemed like something happened.

Mainly, he specifically mentioned a somersault of eight thousand miles, as if he was alluding to a certain monkey.

(End of this chapter)