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Chapter 114 The Tragic Shura Field of My Ex-Girlfriend and After-Girlfriend

Chapter 114 The Tragic Shura Field of My Ex-Girlfriend and After-Girlfriend
Then refill the cup, and it’s still memories to kill.

After knowing the gender of the ugly snub-nosed Garfield, Bao Zhengzheng was struck by lightning.

This... this is too difficult!

Just because of the startled meow on the side of the peach, which tomcat would come here to have a sexual intercourse with it if he was blind!

No, calm down, the mother doesn't think the son is poor, and the father doesn't think the girl is ugly, there must be a way. Now that medicine is so advanced, we can't just give up treatment so easily!

After a while, Bao Zhengjing suddenly remembered that he had an activity called blind date!

Sure enough, it was time for me to go to the blind date corner in the park.

So Bao Zhengzheng brought the ugly snub-nosed Garfield to the most popular and marketable People's Park nearby.

As soon as he stepped into the blind date corner of the park, Bao Zhengjing immediately felt the atmosphere filled with celebration and tense friction. In front of everyone here, there were sheets of brand new glued A4 paper.

The information above is simple and crude, very direct: "Age! Height! Educational qualifications! Household registration! Job!"

It has to be said that Bao Zhengzheng felt a little pressure.

Therefore, in order to find a suitable male cat for the ugly snub-nosed Garfield as soon as possible, Bao Zhengzheng adopted a more simple and rude method.

"Good news, good news, pass by, don't miss it, purebred Garfield, online cat matching."

It has to be said that Bao Zhengjing's Dasheng Gong really attracted many old men and women who brought their little ones to go on a blind date.

However, perhaps the aesthetics of the cat world is becoming more and more humane.

Some cats trembled with fright when they saw the ugly snub-nosed Garfield's tiger back.

Some cats were so frightened that they came out as gay on the spot after seeing the profile of the ugly snub-nosed Garfield.

Some meows saw the ugly snub-nosed Garfield face to face, and even saved the cost of neutering.

At that moment, Bao Zhengzheng felt that he was really a worthless pimp who had lost face in the pimp world.

However, when Bao Zhengzheng and the ugly snub-nosed Garfield were extremely disappointed, a pure black stray male cat appeared. No one knew its name and origin, but only knew that the park was the center of a circle, and the garbage with a radius of one kilometer The barrels were all contracted by it.

Garfield, who was devastated and extremely lost, met a stray cat who dared to explore and was well-informed. The second cat checked his eyes and met the right cat.
However, Bao Zhengjing still kept in mind his girlfriend Xiaoshu's instructions to find a male cat who was a good match.

Obviously, this pure black stray male cat is not a good match. You must know how expensive it is to match Garfield in the market, so you must not make a random match with J8.

Bao Zhengzheng had no choice but to stifle the unborn love between the two cats in the cradle, and brought back home the ugly snub-nosed Garfield that had already been promised by his heart.

However, how can a small house hold a heart yearning for sweet love and sex.

"Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh."

These meows, now heard in Bao Zhengzheng's ears, are undoubtedly "Xiao Hei Hei, I am restless, Xiao Hei Hei, I am restless"

Enough is enough!
As a female cat, can't you be a little more reserved?
I really don't know who it looks like?

If he really opens the door and lets this extremely ugly, flat-nosed Garfield go out and have a violent encounter with that stray black cat of unknown origin, I believe that his girlfriend Xiao Shu will definitely experience something incredible in his life after knowing the truth. to the joy of being a father.

In order not to sterilize himself, Bao Zhengjing had no choice but to endure the pain, and took the ugly snub-nosed Garfield to a nearby pet hospital for a sterilization operation to kill offspring.

Bao Zhengzheng looked at the extremely ugly Garfield cat on the operating table, with his limbs tied and a look of despair on his face.

He said silently in his heart: I'm sorry, for my own sake, I can only prevent you from experiencing the joy of being a mother.

The doctor handed cousin Zhang: "Before the operation, please fill in your mother's name."

what?
Do you need to fill in the mother's name for an operation on the cat?
Is this the meaning of the family signature?

Could it be that this sterilization operation is still risky?

"Doctor, is it the mother who wants to fill it in, or my mother?" Bao Zhengzheng's hand holding the ballpoint pen trembled a little, just like a future daughter-in-law who wants to sign for a caesarean section.

".is the name of the cat." The doctor showed no expression, but he wanted to laugh in his heart.

"Oh but we haven't given it a name yet."

"Then take it now."

"Since it is about to cut off the seven emotions and six desires, then name it, Cut off desires!"

Memories kill, this is the end!
That's right, this three-chapter recollection is just to describe the grievances between Bao Zhengzheng and Duanyu.

Unexpectedly, four years have passed, and this little guy would actually appear in this shopping mall, and even launched a criminal assassination and murder against himself.

"Severing desires, you two-five-meow, who eats the bottom of the bowl and turns the noodles upside down, wasted me spending 300 yuan on the same day to give you a surgery that will benefit you for the rest of your life, and now you are actually paying me back like this!"

What Bao Zhengzheng hated the most in his life was Sister-in-Law Gou and Fan Guzi.

Today, he will never forgive this cat who intends to kill the master easily.

It won't work if anyone comes, he said seriously.

Suddenly, Bao Zhengzheng realized something very important.

This cat, after the night of the neutering operation four years ago, left Baozheng's life circle with its owner.

So now, this meow appears in this place, doesn't that mean...
"Balley, where have you been, briquette?"

"Ah, briquette, why did you come here? I thought you went to the butcher shop."

"what"

Bao Zhengzheng was very familiar with this voice, so he naturally knew who it was.

Can't help but turn around and embrace the shallot pancake, and prepare to leave this place.

"Jing? Are you A Jing?"

After all, was he still recognized?
Bao Zhengzheng turned around slowly and saw a beautiful woman with long hair, holding a very ugly snub-nosed Garfield cat, looking at him with a hint of surprise on her face, and holding him in her hand. Sheep and Scallion Pancakes.

When Bao Zhengzheng saw the most familiar stranger in front of him, his heart trembled involuntarily.

He could see that the other party was caught off guard by this encounter.

After all, this is the first time the two have met in the four years since their breakup.

Just when Bao Zhengjing was hesitating about what to say, what to do, and whether to walk over, his ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu had already walked towards him.

However, after coming here, the ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu didn't know what to do, she just smiled at Bao Zhengzheng with a slightly embarrassed expression.

Bao Zhengzheng didn't know how to respond, and returned a smile with an extremely embarrassed expression.

Everyone didn't know what to say, and in the end it was the ex-girlfriend Xiao Shu who broke the silence.

"I never heard that you are married, is this your child?"

"Ah, yes, no, no, he's not my child, and I'm not married yet."

"Oh, you look alike, you rarely come here."

"Yeah, come here with a friend to buy some clothes."

The other party looked at Bao Zhengzheng and thought for two seconds before asking, "Girlfriend?"

Bao Zhengzheng wanted to say no, but at this moment, Shuhu and his nephew Fat Dun, who had unfortunately gone to the bathroom, came back.

And I don't know exactly what happened to the two of them in the bathroom, so that the fat nephew immediately turned into a lackey next to the Taijun, and called Shuhu "little aunt" and came out.

"Little aunt, this matter is on my shoulders. Hey, Sister Shu, long time no see. Why are you here..."

Nephew Fat Dun looked at the other party, then at Shuhu beside him, and his voice became lower and lower: "Oh, it's also at the Shura field!"

 It's an interesting book, let's see how the zombie king conquered this world!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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