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Chapter 113 In Those Years, The Cat Movies We Watched Together

Continue, memory kill!

Simply handle your own contract, what?How to deal with it, you ask?Of course, you can dry it on the balcony. Printing a contract costs 15 yuan, so save it if you can during your day.

There is not much time left for Bao Zhengzheng, he has to type up all the manuscripts for next week, so that he can spare some time to find his girlfriend Xiaoshu, and have a good time.

However, the "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" has been pervading his mind all the time.

Bao Zhengzheng turned his head sideways, looked at the ugly snub-nosed Garfield cat lying on the ground with his sexy buttocks up, blushing and flustered.

"What's wrong with this little guy?"

Because he has never raised a cat before, Bao Zhengzheng doesn't know that once the flowers bloom in spring, the small animals will enter a shameful mating and breeding day, and all maternal small animals will send out affectionate calls.

After searching on Baidu for a while, Bao Zhengjing finally found out the truth of the matter.

This ugly snub-nosed Garfield should be a trouble cat!

Bao Zhengzheng opened WeChat and sent a message to Xiao Shu: "Xiao Shu, your kitten is in heat, what should I do?"

Xiao Shu: "I believe you can solve it, [smiley face]."

"But."

"I'm busy, [smiley face]."

The chat ended so easily, and Bao Zhengzheng had no choice but to send his Moments to collect his thoughts and find a solution to the cat trouble.

However, one of the answers provided by a WeChat friend caught Bao Zhengzheng's eyes and felt quite reasonable.

The Chen family Xiaofa said: "Don't panic, think about it in another place."

Putting it in another way, the idea is okay.

Bao Zhengzheng thought about transposing himself with the ugly snub-nosed Garfield who was going into puberty at the moment, that is to say, Bao Zhengjing himself was going into puberty at this moment, so what measures should he take to solve this problem Woolen cloth?
At that moment, Bao Zhengzheng seemed to have found the answer.

He immediately went out and came to the small adult goods store that he had always longed for but never entered.

This was the first time he had come to this kind of place for consumption, and he was a little nervous and blushing and heart-thumping.

As soon as he entered the door, a saleswoman dressed as a bunny girl came over immediately, and said to Bao Zhengjing very sweetly: "Hello, little brother, what kind do you want to buy? I am wearing a new model from our store. You can try it on if you like."

What the hell is a try-on?Do you think I'm an embarrassing frame?

Bao Zhengzheng immediately shook his head and refused, then said: "No, I would like to ask if you have any cat-related supplies here."

"Let's learn to meow and meow meow meow meow together?"

The bunny girl suddenly got up and showed her cunt for a while, and took out a cat ear headband from behind, and said to Bao Zhengzheng: "Little brother, please take a look at this one, your girlfriend will definitely like it."

Seemingly seeing the doubt in Bao Zhengzheng's eyes, the bunny girl changed into a sexy meow girl suit on the spot.

"Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, the upper body effect is super sexy, little brother, please give me a set."

The saleswoman, Miao Niang, waved her kitten’s claws cutely, and recommended the bag seriously: “Let your lover enjoy a unique look and feel.”

Bao Zhengzheng looked upright and asked, "Are you sure that wearing such a strange outfit can really cure estrus?"

The saleswoman Miao Niang glanced down, and then pointedly said: "Is it possible, little brother, you should be the most clear."

Bao Zhengjing immediately turned around, made a familiar gesture of pressing the gun, then turned his head and said to the saleswoman Miao Niang: "Then let's get a set, may I ask if you have any special promotions here?"

No matter where he is, no matter what time he is, Bao Zhengzheng is bound to bring out his philistine qualities of taking advantage.

Miao Niang's salesperson nodded and introduced their store benefits, "Little brother, if you register as a member with us, you can enjoy a three-piece dance teaching set before the show."

Bao Zhengzheng snapped his fingers, "No need to discuss, just scan the QR code to pay."

After a while of scanning the code and adding WeChat, Bao Zhengjing's outing shopping was a complete success.

Before leaving, the catgirl salesperson reminded Bao Zhengjing: "A warm reminder, little brother, you can only fight like a man if you wear clothes that are half leaky."

Back home, the ugly snub-nosed Garfield was still meowing non-stop.

Bao Zhengzheng entered the room, changed into the cat girl suit he just bought, and after learning the dance for about half an hour, the next important moment was to test the results!
"Kitten, I hope that in every spring day in the future, you can always remember everything you saw today. Whether you see through the world of mortals and convert to my Buddha, or whether you will sink into the sea of ​​lust and get out of control, it all depends on your own destiny!"

After changing clothes, Bao Zhengzheng was wearing a shower cap and a bathrobe. He stretched out his hand and pushed open the bedroom door. He appeared in front of the very ugly man who was screaming "Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh" Nose in front of Garfield.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Haha!!"

He took off his bathrobe and shower cap in an instant, Bao Zhengzheng was only wearing a pair of boxer briefs, with a meow tail on the back, cat claws in both hands, and a cat ear headband on his head. The most terrible thing was that he was still wearing A pair of colorful socks is quite flirtatious.

Then, he began to dance to the music enchantingly.

"Little mouse, little mouse in blue!"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

"Big Face Cat Big Face Cat Long Whiskers"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow"

"A thin and long tail"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp"

"A big bragging face"

"Meow meow meow meow"

"A thin and long tail"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp"

"A big bragging face"

"Meow meow meow"

After a dance, the ugly snub-nosed Garfield really stopped barking.

But its whole cat is not well!

The expression on its face seemed to be astonished, then it became sluggish, and finally grinned hoarsely, all emotions turned into grief and anger and vented out.

He twirled, jumped and closed his eyes, and the extremely sharp cat's claws ruthlessly grabbed Bao Zhengzheng's body, which hurt him even more.

In the end, he had to announce that the plan, which he spent a lot of money to develop, came to nothing.

After clicking on the WeChat circle of friends, Bao Zhengzheng found that someone had left a message for him to give him advice.

Bbbbbbbbbbb: "The private message of cat pictures has been sent, you are welcome, this is Dad's love for you."

Bao Zhengzheng received the file from the other party's private message, and after downloading it, he played it on Epped for the ugly snub-nosed Garfield to see.

The familiar prelude sounded, "The eyes were as wide as bells, shooting out lightning-like intelligence, and the ears were as straight as antennas, listening to all suspicious sounds."

It's really a real cat movie!

Fortunately, the ugly snub-nosed Garfield was attracted by the mighty demeanor of the black sheriff, and the situation stabilized a little.

Cat movies can indeed distract attention temporarily, but this only treats the symptoms rather than the root cause and is not a long-term solution.

At this moment, someone on Zhengzheng's WeChat sent a text message, it was Xiao Shu.

She may have seen Bao Zhengzheng's circle of friends, and specially sent two solutions: one is to find a male cat of the same family, and the other is to find a pet hospital to lead a knife.

What a caring girlfriend!

But why should he go find a tom of the right kind?
Could it be that.
Bao Zhengjing immediately rushed to the ugly snub-nosed Garfield who was watching a cat movie, grabbed his hind leg with both hands and lifted it up, and when he got close to him, he carefully observed that there was nothing, nothing!

This extremely ugly-looking Garfield cat with a flat nose actually turned out to be a girl in love for the first time! !
(End of this chapter)