Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 106 The self-salvation of a rookie on the street is to...

"Grandma's grandson is good. Grandma still has to work. Don't be as knowledgeable as your uncle. If you have something to call grandma, grandma is gone."

Seeing Aunt Bao caring so much for her fat nephew, Bao Zhengzheng felt a little sour in his heart.

Once upon a time, this warm and caring words belonged to me, and the loving mother's kiss, the sweet kiss, really makes me miss it to this day!
If you don't want to stay in college, the mother will not hesitate to have children.

Bao Zhengzheng quickly adjusted his mood, and he didn't have to be jealous of a little fat boy.

Today's me will be tomorrow's you, wait for it fat, there will be times when you cry in the future.

After Aunt Bao left, Fatty's nephew stopped playing on the computer. He picked up his rice phone and opened the Douyin APP on it.

Originally thinking that he was going to watch videos, Bao Zhengzheng returned to the bed and lay down.

In the end, the chubby nephew actually came over and pestered him to practice dancing with him, saying that he was going to make a short visceral video for Xiaofang later.

You want to threaten that if Bao Zhengjing doesn't cooperate, he will fly out of the house immediately, and there will be a scene of being kicked twenty yards away by the sinister and vicious uncle.

After seeing the acting skills of the fat nephew, Bao Zhengzheng had no choice but to compromise.

Then a very funny and magical song sounded!
"Leave me (put your hands together, match your head, and come forward counterclockwise twice!)
My heart will hurt!My heart will hurt! (Stand on your left foot and push your right knee into your lungs five times!)
Pain again! ! (Arms are weak and vertical backwards, and pull-ups are done five times!)
You will be sad!You will be vulnerable! (Pat the basin twice!)
Endure the torture! ! (Put your hands on your hips and turn your upper body counterclockwise twice!)

love me!love me.! (Slightly bent over, swinging arms wildly, crazy swing!)”

In this way, Bao Zhengzheng practiced with his fat nephew for more than half an hour, but he still couldn't record a perfect video, and they agreed to continue this dance in the afternoon.

After coming out of the room, Bao Zhengzheng was a little curious, what exactly did his chubby nephew go through in the past two years when he didn't go back?
Just like that, after dinner, Bao Zhengzheng just sang and danced with his chubby nephew, and the whole afternoon was wasted like this.

Suddenly, his nephew's words woke up Bao Zhengzheng.

"Uncle, don't you need to waste time and waste your life like coding today?"

Yes, code words!
Ever since I went to school in the Immortal Cultivation World, I seem to have forgotten that I am still a hardworking web writer.

It's been a few months since I stopped updating. Readers' fathers must have abandoned this unfilial son.

How could he forget those glorious times of falling in love and killing each other with the readers' fathers, scenes that penetrated his soul.

Being prostituted by readers for nothing for a month, and unwilling to be a licking dog when it was put on the shelves.

Imagine that he had tears in his eyes at that time, spit out his immature tongue with a desolate expression, and used his nimble tongue to touch the uppers of the readers, and he would be ruthlessly replied with "See you, there is no money, there is no money." Donate coins; share the link [I am reading "***" in 'Apex Novels']; my heart is not fluctuating, and I even want to take off my shoes to let you smell my smelly socks; my AJ is very expensive, so accept Let's talk about you. ' Words like that.

Looking back on the past, Bao Zhengjing immediately felt that there was nothing wrong with the few months of interruption, and it was even a little bit gratifying!
However, the system dinged again and forced him to turn on the computer to see how the response to the book "Cultivation of an Immortal" that he had been coding recently in the system space was.

The result was caught off guard, and it was a mess!
In fact, this is normal. If newcomers want to survive on a large website, there is no other way except to work hard and stop updating and abandon articles.

When Bao Zhengzheng saw that his grades were so dismal, he comforted the system with the tone of someone who had experienced it.

However, the system was not as vulnerable as Bao Zhengzheng had imagined. It was much better than he used to be, but it was so calm that he, the host, felt an inexplicable fear, a kind of calm before the storm.

"Don't worry, even if the new book is not good, I won't just write it off for you."

As if he had read through Bao Zhengzheng's mind, the system turned out to be surprisingly humane, which made Bao Zhengzheng feel even more frightened.

When had this system been so kind to his host, and now he actually said such conscientious words? Could it be that the meaning of this sentence is equivalent to the bowl of spicy chicken rice before execution?

After a long time, the system finally spoke.

"Bao Zhengzheng"

"Dad, I'm here!"

"Cut it off."

what?
Cut. Cut it?
What to cut?
Where to cut?
Who to cut?

I?
Bao Zhengzheng hid in the corner and trembled.

Sure enough, he is like a tiger accompanying you. He has been so conscientious in completing system tasks in the past few months, and from time to time he has to act as a clown to entertain the system.

Unexpectedly, this attraction would cut off his host because of unsatisfactory results in a new book.

If you are not happy, why are you cutting the novel? Why are you cutting me?
No, absolutely can not sit still, I want to fight back!

"System dad, don't be like this. Trust me, things will turn around!"

"speak!"

Bao Zhengzheng grabbed the last straw, and immediately released his counterattack skills, "I'm going to register 360 for five small accounts, and each account will be recharged with [-] soft sister coins, which will be given to you in turn. Rewarding an alliance leader for a whole year, I believe Zhengxian will become an immortal myth in the Internet literature world in less than a week!"

Anyway, he is rich now, and he doesn't know how to spend it, so he can just borrow flowers and present Buddha to flatter the system.

But who would have known that instead of being flattered, the horse's butt was photographed!

"Are you trying to laugh at me in a different way?"

"Where are you cool, where do you stay for me!"

"This book is amazing, not because the protagonist is based on you. Look at the male protagonists of other authors, look at the ups and downs of other authors' plot designs, look at other authors' passionate and innocent tricks, and then look at You, nothing but water is water, you shameless big water monster, you are still giving me water now, please end this boring plot and get to the point!!"

When Bao Zhengzheng heard the words, he immediately lost his composure!

He can bear it for the sake of living, but he can't insult him as a big water monster!

He is a just and sincere person who is free from vulgar tastes and is willing to dedicate everything to the readers.

How could it be possible to unscrupulously count the number of words for the sake of a mere few hundred words, regardless of the reading perception of the readers!
Such shameful behavior is despised by Bao Zheng!
What Bao Zhengzheng hated the most in his life was failing to achieve the expected results, and pouring dirty water on others without finding out the cause of failure from himself.

Writing is also his serious dream. This system is not only insulting him, but also insulting his dream!
"System, if you call me a big water monster like that again, don't blame me for killing my relatives out of righteousness!"

"Because of the lack of thinking hall, there is a big water monster!"

"Huh."

Bao Zhengzheng took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat silently, and then came to a group called "Pujie Authors' Exchange Group". As soon as he made a move, he sent out a 100 yuan red envelope, which read: "Please come to my elder brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters. A wave of chapter push."

Immediately afterwards, I sat on the computer, opened the novel website, and posted a wave of chapters on my own works.

The title is: I hope readers' fathers can be magnanimous, and I am back who forgives my unfilial son.

The newcomer must have the consciousness of a newcomer, and the host must also leave a way out.

He is really a man who kills relatives for justice, and the only love he kills is himself.

With the help of the impetuous authors, Zhengxian's performance has finally improved a little.

Then, Bao Zhengzheng suddenly discovered that there was an extra person in the wechat group of their down-to-earth team.

Before I could click in to see who the people in this group were, a call came in immediately.

"NoNoNoNoNoNo" (VA mobile phone ringtone)

As soon as I connected the phone, a strange voice came from the other side.

"Hello, may I ask if you are a messenger sent from heaven to earth, are you serious?"

(End of this chapter)