Seriously, cultivate a fairy

Chapter 105 You Are Not Artificial Leather, You Are Real Leather
Bao Zhengzheng swore that when he heard the truth from his fat nephew, he knelt down in front of him with a plop.

He found that he was too naive, and his fat nephew was too ambitious.

If this were me in the third grade of elementary school at the same time, facing this competitor who weighed 90 pounds, Xiaofang, Xiaohong, Xiaoling, everything would be his, his, his! !

It was too insidious, Bao Zhengzheng felt a little sympathetic to those more than 100 fat nephew's competitors, they were not at the same level at all.

Seeing that Bao Zhengjing was kneeling on the ground and couldn't get up, and his fat nephew was sitting upright, he said like an emperor: "Uncle, you have been kneeling like this, do you have something to play?"

Bao Zhengjing raised his head when he heard the words, pointed at the other party and said angrily: "You licentious and stupid king!"

Fatty's nephew was aware of it, and sang uninhibitedly: "I love the country, but I love beautiful people more. Which hero would rather be alone?"

Bao Zhengzheng was shocked. He knew such a song with a sense of the times, but he never expected that this naughty kid born in 10 years also knew it.

"Is it really okay for you, a post-10 generation, to sing songs from 94?"

He felt that his fat nephew was a little too mature.

This will have a great contrast effect on the future physical and mental development, such as chest hair, like to pick feet.

However, the fat nephew showed a heartbroken expression to Bao Zhengjing's words, and said: "I'm really worried about your future, my uncle, it's okay for the future mother-in-law to do what she likes. Don't you understand?"

Bao Zhengjing had a ringing in his ears at the time, and a strong sense of defeat emerged spontaneously, and he cupped his hands and said, "I'm the one who's the one with the six bodies cast!"

For the first time, he realized that there was an unbridgeable gap between himself and his nephew.

Shuhu, who was outside the living room, came into the room with shallot pancakes. Bao Zhengzheng thought he was bored and wanted to play with himself, but who knew he came in to borrow a power bank and a data cable.

After borrowing things, I left without even saying thank you.

This Shuhu, why did he forget that he is a little fairy as soon as he has a mobile phone?
"Uncle, return your phone, I want to play with the computer for a while."

The fat nephew handed over the mobile phone, then got up from the bed, and went straight to the computer, and the old horse knew the way to start the operation.

Bao Zhengjing didn't say anything, but specifically said: "Don't mess with my D drive, it's full of manuscripts written by your uncle and me."

Then he turned his back, closed his eyes and meditated.

After coming to the mortal world, things happened one after another, so that he didn't even have a chance to sleep peacefully.

In addition to drinking too much last night, if it weren't for his physical fitness much better than before after practicing in the world of cultivating immortals, he would probably have to vomit in the toilet right now.

However, just when he was about to enter his dream, he heard the fat nephew from the computer desk suddenly say: "Uncle, your taste seems to have changed a lot in the past two years."

"What do you mean?" Bao Zheng asked lazily.

"You used to like sister Xiaoshu's type, why did your choice change so dramatically this time, and that little brother is obviously a seed that spread from your roots."

Are you finally asking?

After hearing what Fatty's nephew said, Bao Zhengzheng knew that his mother must have instructed Fatty's nephew to do this.

As expected, two paternity tests are still not enough!
First stand still, keep silent, and adapt to the situation!
Bao Zhengzheng pretended not to hear it, and then continued to listen to the fat nephew from the computer desk: "Among all these weird secrets, is it the distortion of morality or the fall of human nature? Uncle, you should surrender yourself to grandma. Now I can get a probation."

Bao Zhengzheng couldn't hold back any longer, he stood up and retorted: "You are a third-year-old who knows how to fuck, and I broke up with your little sister Shu because of our personality differences. As for the two people outside, I have already explained it. Have you heard, one is my friend, and the other is picked up from a trash can."

"Friend? Are you a CP foreshadowing? This sentence appears in Hong Kong and Taiwan romance dramas generally broadcast on TV, and finally developed into a couple."

"Also, grandma also said that you were picked up in the trash can. Could it be XJ's trash can too?"

Bao Zhengzheng swears to the lamp that this current relationship with Shuhu is a genuine friend.

As for how it will develop in the future, it is unknown, except for the author, who can be [-]% sure that Shuhu will be Bao Zhengjing's future Taoist companion.

Even the author himself may not be sure whether Bao Zhengzheng and Shuhu will enter the plot of Bai Xue after their development to the end.

Now the relationship between Shuhu and Bao Zhengzheng is like being put in a cat's box.

Before all the plots have unfolded, no one can be 100% sure that the two will become Taoist couples!

We call it, Schrödinger's companion!

System: "I can't hold down Schrödinger's coffin, and the cat next to him!"

Bao Zheng, who was forcibly interrupted by the system, immediately came back to his senses, then stared suspiciously at the fat nephew who was skillfully operating, clicking the mouse, and typing on the keyboard, and asked: "Hey, are you really Is it a primary school student? You must not be forcibly taken away by some fallen power in the world of cultivating immortals, right?"

This kind of web writing routine ten years ago is very suitable for the current fat nephew.

If this is the case, then how should he face all this?

If Mrs. Bao knew that her lovely grandson had long since ceased to exist, and that there was a soul hundreds of years old living in her body, how sad she would be.

If this is the case, Bao Zhengzheng will definitely use all his strength to kill this boy!

Just when Bao Zhengjing was about to go out to find Shuhu and ask her if she had any magic tricks to identify whether a person had been robbed, he heard a sentence that made his whole body explode.

"Hang on, what are you talking about, let's get angry!"

"Uncle, I beg you, can you be more mature when you are almost thirty, you really make me, a nephew, very worried!"

"worry about what?"

"Concerns about your physical and mental health and quality of life in later life."

"What's the meaning?"

"The ancients said, one drop of *, ten drops of blood, please take good care of your limited resources in the future, the country is opening up the second child, you really have to guard against infertility!"

Hearing this, Bao Zhengjing suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he realized that something terrible had happened.

"You moved my D drive!!"

"How can you watch such unhealthy things? As a nephew, I have done justice for the heavens and cut everything for you, including the website in your mobile browser of course."

Bao Zhengzheng has decided that even if this fat nephew is not taken away today, he must kill him!
Deleting dog movies is like killing parents!
This fat nephew didn't even let his relatives go, is this still a human being!

Just when Bao Zheng was about to punish the other party, he saw the other party immediately disappear from the computer desk, and then rushed out of the room, shouting with grief and anger: "Ouch. Ouch, grandma, Uncle, he beat me!"

Ok?
Oops, calculated!
In the end, under the protection of Mrs. Bao, the fat nephew escaped.

And the system came out again later, and by the way, he gave a free package with a serious message, that is, his fat nephew has never been taken away by others, and the reason for this is entirely because his nature is so skinny.

(End of this chapter)