Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning
Chapter 218 Uncle 3 is fine!
Chapter 218 The third master is fine!
"Boom~~~"
"Boom~~~"
In the hot summer, the sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly!
But it was rare that a thunder exploded!
And like this abnormal weather, the atmosphere in the courtyard is also a little weird and unusual!
Chen Xiaofeng, Sha Zhu, and several uncles and aunts with different complexions, each with their own concerns, sat around the house of the third uncle.
"Hey... hey... Xiaofeng, you have great prestige in the courtyard, you can mediate with them!"
Sha Zhu elbowed Chen Xiaofeng who was beside him, trying to make him break the silence.
Not long ago, after the battle between the first master and the third master was over, the third master who came over after hearing the sound also saw that slightly perverted scene!
The third mother couldn't help saying that at the time, she stepped forward and kicked the third master twice, slapping and cursing at the same time!
After that, I even started to fight with the first mother without saying a few words!
After Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu finally separated the two, the third master and the first master also woke up one after another.
Then well. . .The old man fought with the big mother first!After finishing the work, the first master fought with the third master again!
Then the third master fought with the third mother, and finally the third mother and the first mother fought again!
Those two rooms of Sha Zhu's were almost not demolished by these people!
A few people worked from dusk to dusk, and then they were tired and stopped!
In the end, under Shazhu's suggestion, everyone chose to deal with the family's ugliness and gathered in the main room of the three grandpas' house, ready to discuss and resolve these filthy matters!
But after sitting for more than ten minutes, no one took the initiative to speak!
"Don't! What can I say! It's better for you to come, you have a good relationship with these uncles and aunts in our courtyard, and it is most suitable for you to mediate!"
Chen Xiaofeng obviously didn't want to take on such a thankless job, after all, it would not be easy to mediate if it involved a cuckold!
Maybe in the end, if you make yourself look coquettish, then the gain outweighs the loss!
"This... that's fine! Then let me talk about it!"
Hearing what Chen Xiaofeng said, Sha Zhu also felt that it made sense!
After all, Chen Xiaofeng has a normal relationship with the uncle's family, which is known to the whole court. In terms of mediation, it is indeed more appropriate for him to come forward!
Ever since Xu Damao was kicked out of the courtyard, there is only the second uncle left in this courtyard who can't deal with him, Silly Zhu!
As for the first and third masters, they both gave him face!
"First of all, three mothers, let me explain the situation to you. What you saw this afternoon is not true!"
"That's acting! The purpose is to stimulate my uncle and wake him up. Didn't the old doctor explain it to you at that time, don't you believe it!"
Sha Zhu stood up, cleared his throat, and started with the third mom first!
After all, the escalation of the situation later today was all caused by the misunderstanding of the third mother, so the most urgent thing right now is to let her know that the third master is not cheating on someone!
"Hmph! I said silly Zhu, are you deceiving me like a child?"
"Acting? Exciting? Are you guys having a good time?"
"Okay! I'll take it as if you are acting to save people! Then can you explain to me, what is the old woman screaming there?"
After finishing speaking, the third mother still slapped the table angrily, with a "snap", almost sparking the flames of war again!
"This...you say this...then I really don't know..."
Silly Zhu was directly questioned by the third mother, he hesitated for a long time, but he really couldn't think of any explanation!
Speaking of the meeting in the afternoon, the timing of the three moms coming in was too embarrassing!
It just so happened that the third master couldn't support his hands, so he slammed on the big mother, and when the big mother yelled, she broke into the door!
What made the third mother even more unacceptable was that the uncle was so angry that he strangled the third grandfather's neck, but the third uncle. . .His ass can still arch and arch. . .
And big mom. . .But then it screamed a few more times. . .
What she doesn't know is!It's not that the third master has committed any lust, and it's fun to be beaten. . .
It was also the third master who was pinched, foaming at the mouth and convulsing!
But it's over there. . .It's hard to say. . .
"Hmph! Don't know? Do you dare to explain for him if you don't know?"
"I said silly Zhu, how much did Yan Fugui benefit you by asking you to help him like this?"
"And Yi Zhonghai, can you bear this shit?"
Seeing that Shazhu was at a loss in embarrassment, the third mom suddenly became even more arrogant.
Not only did she reprimand the third master and the first mother, she even made fun of the first master!
And the uncle was originally angry, and after hearing these words, he couldn't help it anymore!
He picked up the teacup in his hand and was about to smash it at the head of the third master!
"Oh, you can't do it, you can't do it!"
"I said, ladies and gentlemen, calm down! Right now we are here to solve problems, not people!"
"You guys are messing around like this, so you can't kill people?"
Silly Zhu snatched the teacup from the uncle's hand and stopped him in front of him, which prevented the conflict from being further intensified.
"Okay! If you want to mediate, it's fine. You can ask him, Yan Fugui, to explain to us what he did before!"
The uncle has never been so useless in his life, and he regrets it to death. If he had known, he might as well have been beaten to death by silly Zhu at that time!
Why are you so angry now!
"I don't have anything to explain! Yi Zhonghai, you are really cool! If Xiaofeng and Shazhu hadn't looked for me at that time, I would have saved you?"
"Hey, it's all right now, if the dog bit Lu Dongbin, pay back! We've done good deeds, and we're not rewarded!"
Although the third uncle said that he was in the drama at the time, one couldn't hold back, and indeed hugged the eldest mother and kissed her!
But killing people is nothing more than a nod!
Just because of this kiss, how many times has he been beaten since this afternoon?
The front teeth that have been with him all his life are gone, and he is already in such a mess. These people don't plan to let him go, and the third master thinks more and more that he finds it unacceptable.
"you!!!"
"Why are you rushing to save me? You're greedy for my wife's body, you're a scumbag!"
Seeing the third master's rebuttal, the first master immediately became unhappy!
Although Yi Zhonghai is not as educated as the third master, and not as eloquent as he is, he is not a fool after all!
Trying to trick him with these nonsense?That's impossible!
"What's wrong with me being hungry!!!"
The third master was forced to stand up, and spoke angrily!
The uncle was taken aback for a moment, he obviously didn't expect that Yan Fugui would admit it directly, and just wanted to get up to ask the idiot Chen Xiaofeng and others to comment, but was preempted by the three big moms beside him!
"Well, you Yan Fugui! You are old and not ashamed, and you have a smoldering thing! I have been with you all my life, and when the end is coming, you play this game for me!!!"
"I can't live anymore! I really can't live anymore, let me die..."
As the third mother said, she made a gesture to bump her head against the pillar beside her!
But she wobbled all the way to the wall, only to find that no one came to pull her. . .
There was a hint of embarrassment in the air!
"Hmph! You old bastard! Just wait for me to die, and then you can sleep and fly with this coquettish fox, right?"
"Hey! You have a good idea! I won't let you go! If you want to die, I have to drag you to die!"
After the third mother who had reached the wall realized that no one was paying attention to her, she immediately turned her gun around, changed her words, and rushed towards the third master again!
"Snapped!"
A crisp slap sounded, and everyone present was stunned on the spot!
There is no other reason, only because this slap was not the third grandpa slapped by the always strong third mom, but the third grandma by the always cowardly third grandpa!
"You! You...you dare to hit me!"
"Yan Fugui, how dare you hit me? I'm dead! I'll fight you!"
Since the third mother married the third master, no!Since she was born, she has never been wronged like this!
In the past, the third master wouldn't even dare to swear at her, let alone do anything with her!
So she yelled, got up while getting up, and rushed towards the third master again!
"Snapped!"
"boom!"
However, no surprise, the third mother was beaten up again!
The third master slapped her this time and was still puzzled, so he slapped her again!
This kick directly kicked the third mother over, and the whole person lay down on the ground, with her limbs constantly pulling in the air.
Tried to stand up, but failed.
It looked like a turtle that was turned over by someone.
Is there any man in this world who can't beat a woman?Some are just men who don't want to hit women!
This is the case with the third master, although he is usually stingy and calculating!
But as one of the few highly educated intellectuals these days, he is actually giving way to the three moms a lot of the time!
But right now, his patience has come to an end!
The third master looked back at his life, it seems that since he got married, he has lived a life of losing himself!
Busy with work, and fishing for money in his spare time, he seems to have been running around for the family, but none of his wife, or those children, have ever understood his hard work!
Just treat all of this as what he should and must do!
In the past, he had been living in such a daze, but today during the day, Chen Xiaofeng's words woke him up!
Why did he also make a mistake, but others always act indifferent, and he is the only one who is blaming himself and accepting punishment?
"Di Gua Hua (the real name of the third mother)!"
"When you seduced Yi Zhonghai back then, why didn't you talk about family with me?"
"When you cheated mentally, why didn't you talk about morality with me?"
"Now you can't accept it? Hehe, do you know how I survived before?"
The third master yelled at the third mother who was still lying on the ground. Not only Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu, but even the first master who had known the third master for decades, had never seen him look so angry!
"I...but I didn't do anything to apologize to you..."
The third mother was also frightened by Yan Fugui's rare rage, her momentum immediately weakened, and she explained to the third master cautiously.
She didn't even dare to look into the third master's eyes.
"That's why you didn't do it? It's because people didn't like you!!!"
"If this bastard fell in love with you back then, why don't you hurry up and send it over?"
The third master directly exposed the third mother's rhetoric without mercy.
This is not the first time he has heard these words!
Before, after the big revelation in the courtyard revealed their scandals, the third mother used this kind of rhetoric to prevaricate the third master.
Although the third master has never believed such nonsense, but for the sake of family harmony, it is also for the sake of living a stable life in his later years.
The third master finally chose to endure it!
I didn't expect these people to be so double-standard!
His wife is like this, and so is Yi Zhonghai!
It's all those who hurt others by themselves, so they just make fun of it, and when they are hurt by others, they will not let it go!
Although he, Yan Fugui, endured it before, but now he is no longer so cowardly!
"Damn you, you took advantage of my wife, and you're so arrogant... You're simply lawless!"
Although the three mothers were shocked, the uncle on the other side was still somewhat dissatisfied!
He stood up tremblingly, cheered himself up, and then asked the third master.
"Hmph, what about you, Yi Zhonghai? What do you say when you got together with Jia Zhang?"
"I heard that Jia Dongxu is your child? Hehe, Yi Zhonghai, who is so moral and ethical, didn't feel ashamed to commit suicide after knowing these things?"
"By the way, you and the second aunt also had some relationship in the past, right? Why don't we open the skylight today and call the couple over from Liu Haizhong?"
In the eyes of the third master looking at the first master, there is no longer the flattery in the past!
Instead, there is only endless contempt!
"You... you're crazy!!!"
"We... We're here to mediate, aren't we! Why are you still making a big fuss about this!"
The old man suddenly cursed angrily.
Indeed, back then, Yi Zhonghai relied on his good looks to hook up with people everywhere!
Second Aunt, Jia Zhang, and even a lot more, these old neighbors don't even know about their existence!
Now if the second uncle is called again. . .Then he would have to piss himself off!
"Mediation? Is this your attitude towards mediation? Huh?"
"What? Don't do it to you in reverse, what you have done to others, can't you bear it?"
"Yi Zhonghai, I just told you, if you dare to touch me again today, then even if I risk my life, I will fight you to the death!"
The third master's eyes showed coldness. How can he still look like that stingy old man in the past?
Even though he was pretending to be an old man, the old man who was used to being arrogant in the courtyard was immediately stunned, and he didn't dare to speak back at all!
"Xiao...Xiaofeng! You...you can tell me something fair!"
The uncle's eyes flicked left and right, and finally saw Chen Xiaofeng who had been sitting on the side!
Immediately, she asked him for help!
If there is anyone in the courtyard who can hold back these gentlemen, then of course it is Chen Xiaofeng!
As long as he is willing to help and say a few words, he will definitely be able to dampen the momentum of the third master!
"Well! Then let me say a few words!"
"Generally speaking~~~ I think the third master...he's fine!"
Chen Xiaofeng patted his thigh, stood up, and said with a smile.
(End of this chapter)
"Boom~~~"
"Boom~~~"
In the hot summer, the sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly!
But it was rare that a thunder exploded!
And like this abnormal weather, the atmosphere in the courtyard is also a little weird and unusual!
Chen Xiaofeng, Sha Zhu, and several uncles and aunts with different complexions, each with their own concerns, sat around the house of the third uncle.
"Hey... hey... Xiaofeng, you have great prestige in the courtyard, you can mediate with them!"
Sha Zhu elbowed Chen Xiaofeng who was beside him, trying to make him break the silence.
Not long ago, after the battle between the first master and the third master was over, the third master who came over after hearing the sound also saw that slightly perverted scene!
The third mother couldn't help saying that at the time, she stepped forward and kicked the third master twice, slapping and cursing at the same time!
After that, I even started to fight with the first mother without saying a few words!
After Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu finally separated the two, the third master and the first master also woke up one after another.
Then well. . .The old man fought with the big mother first!After finishing the work, the first master fought with the third master again!
Then the third master fought with the third mother, and finally the third mother and the first mother fought again!
Those two rooms of Sha Zhu's were almost not demolished by these people!
A few people worked from dusk to dusk, and then they were tired and stopped!
In the end, under Shazhu's suggestion, everyone chose to deal with the family's ugliness and gathered in the main room of the three grandpas' house, ready to discuss and resolve these filthy matters!
But after sitting for more than ten minutes, no one took the initiative to speak!
"Don't! What can I say! It's better for you to come, you have a good relationship with these uncles and aunts in our courtyard, and it is most suitable for you to mediate!"
Chen Xiaofeng obviously didn't want to take on such a thankless job, after all, it would not be easy to mediate if it involved a cuckold!
Maybe in the end, if you make yourself look coquettish, then the gain outweighs the loss!
"This... that's fine! Then let me talk about it!"
Hearing what Chen Xiaofeng said, Sha Zhu also felt that it made sense!
After all, Chen Xiaofeng has a normal relationship with the uncle's family, which is known to the whole court. In terms of mediation, it is indeed more appropriate for him to come forward!
Ever since Xu Damao was kicked out of the courtyard, there is only the second uncle left in this courtyard who can't deal with him, Silly Zhu!
As for the first and third masters, they both gave him face!
"First of all, three mothers, let me explain the situation to you. What you saw this afternoon is not true!"
"That's acting! The purpose is to stimulate my uncle and wake him up. Didn't the old doctor explain it to you at that time, don't you believe it!"
Sha Zhu stood up, cleared his throat, and started with the third mom first!
After all, the escalation of the situation later today was all caused by the misunderstanding of the third mother, so the most urgent thing right now is to let her know that the third master is not cheating on someone!
"Hmph! I said silly Zhu, are you deceiving me like a child?"
"Acting? Exciting? Are you guys having a good time?"
"Okay! I'll take it as if you are acting to save people! Then can you explain to me, what is the old woman screaming there?"
After finishing speaking, the third mother still slapped the table angrily, with a "snap", almost sparking the flames of war again!
"This...you say this...then I really don't know..."
Silly Zhu was directly questioned by the third mother, he hesitated for a long time, but he really couldn't think of any explanation!
Speaking of the meeting in the afternoon, the timing of the three moms coming in was too embarrassing!
It just so happened that the third master couldn't support his hands, so he slammed on the big mother, and when the big mother yelled, she broke into the door!
What made the third mother even more unacceptable was that the uncle was so angry that he strangled the third grandfather's neck, but the third uncle. . .His ass can still arch and arch. . .
And big mom. . .But then it screamed a few more times. . .
What she doesn't know is!It's not that the third master has committed any lust, and it's fun to be beaten. . .
It was also the third master who was pinched, foaming at the mouth and convulsing!
But it's over there. . .It's hard to say. . .
"Hmph! Don't know? Do you dare to explain for him if you don't know?"
"I said silly Zhu, how much did Yan Fugui benefit you by asking you to help him like this?"
"And Yi Zhonghai, can you bear this shit?"
Seeing that Shazhu was at a loss in embarrassment, the third mom suddenly became even more arrogant.
Not only did she reprimand the third master and the first mother, she even made fun of the first master!
And the uncle was originally angry, and after hearing these words, he couldn't help it anymore!
He picked up the teacup in his hand and was about to smash it at the head of the third master!
"Oh, you can't do it, you can't do it!"
"I said, ladies and gentlemen, calm down! Right now we are here to solve problems, not people!"
"You guys are messing around like this, so you can't kill people?"
Silly Zhu snatched the teacup from the uncle's hand and stopped him in front of him, which prevented the conflict from being further intensified.
"Okay! If you want to mediate, it's fine. You can ask him, Yan Fugui, to explain to us what he did before!"
The uncle has never been so useless in his life, and he regrets it to death. If he had known, he might as well have been beaten to death by silly Zhu at that time!
Why are you so angry now!
"I don't have anything to explain! Yi Zhonghai, you are really cool! If Xiaofeng and Shazhu hadn't looked for me at that time, I would have saved you?"
"Hey, it's all right now, if the dog bit Lu Dongbin, pay back! We've done good deeds, and we're not rewarded!"
Although the third uncle said that he was in the drama at the time, one couldn't hold back, and indeed hugged the eldest mother and kissed her!
But killing people is nothing more than a nod!
Just because of this kiss, how many times has he been beaten since this afternoon?
The front teeth that have been with him all his life are gone, and he is already in such a mess. These people don't plan to let him go, and the third master thinks more and more that he finds it unacceptable.
"you!!!"
"Why are you rushing to save me? You're greedy for my wife's body, you're a scumbag!"
Seeing the third master's rebuttal, the first master immediately became unhappy!
Although Yi Zhonghai is not as educated as the third master, and not as eloquent as he is, he is not a fool after all!
Trying to trick him with these nonsense?That's impossible!
"What's wrong with me being hungry!!!"
The third master was forced to stand up, and spoke angrily!
The uncle was taken aback for a moment, he obviously didn't expect that Yan Fugui would admit it directly, and just wanted to get up to ask the idiot Chen Xiaofeng and others to comment, but was preempted by the three big moms beside him!
"Well, you Yan Fugui! You are old and not ashamed, and you have a smoldering thing! I have been with you all my life, and when the end is coming, you play this game for me!!!"
"I can't live anymore! I really can't live anymore, let me die..."
As the third mother said, she made a gesture to bump her head against the pillar beside her!
But she wobbled all the way to the wall, only to find that no one came to pull her. . .
There was a hint of embarrassment in the air!
"Hmph! You old bastard! Just wait for me to die, and then you can sleep and fly with this coquettish fox, right?"
"Hey! You have a good idea! I won't let you go! If you want to die, I have to drag you to die!"
After the third mother who had reached the wall realized that no one was paying attention to her, she immediately turned her gun around, changed her words, and rushed towards the third master again!
"Snapped!"
A crisp slap sounded, and everyone present was stunned on the spot!
There is no other reason, only because this slap was not the third grandpa slapped by the always strong third mom, but the third grandma by the always cowardly third grandpa!
"You! You...you dare to hit me!"
"Yan Fugui, how dare you hit me? I'm dead! I'll fight you!"
Since the third mother married the third master, no!Since she was born, she has never been wronged like this!
In the past, the third master wouldn't even dare to swear at her, let alone do anything with her!
So she yelled, got up while getting up, and rushed towards the third master again!
"Snapped!"
"boom!"
However, no surprise, the third mother was beaten up again!
The third master slapped her this time and was still puzzled, so he slapped her again!
This kick directly kicked the third mother over, and the whole person lay down on the ground, with her limbs constantly pulling in the air.
Tried to stand up, but failed.
It looked like a turtle that was turned over by someone.
Is there any man in this world who can't beat a woman?Some are just men who don't want to hit women!
This is the case with the third master, although he is usually stingy and calculating!
But as one of the few highly educated intellectuals these days, he is actually giving way to the three moms a lot of the time!
But right now, his patience has come to an end!
The third master looked back at his life, it seems that since he got married, he has lived a life of losing himself!
Busy with work, and fishing for money in his spare time, he seems to have been running around for the family, but none of his wife, or those children, have ever understood his hard work!
Just treat all of this as what he should and must do!
In the past, he had been living in such a daze, but today during the day, Chen Xiaofeng's words woke him up!
Why did he also make a mistake, but others always act indifferent, and he is the only one who is blaming himself and accepting punishment?
"Di Gua Hua (the real name of the third mother)!"
"When you seduced Yi Zhonghai back then, why didn't you talk about family with me?"
"When you cheated mentally, why didn't you talk about morality with me?"
"Now you can't accept it? Hehe, do you know how I survived before?"
The third master yelled at the third mother who was still lying on the ground. Not only Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu, but even the first master who had known the third master for decades, had never seen him look so angry!
"I...but I didn't do anything to apologize to you..."
The third mother was also frightened by Yan Fugui's rare rage, her momentum immediately weakened, and she explained to the third master cautiously.
She didn't even dare to look into the third master's eyes.
"That's why you didn't do it? It's because people didn't like you!!!"
"If this bastard fell in love with you back then, why don't you hurry up and send it over?"
The third master directly exposed the third mother's rhetoric without mercy.
This is not the first time he has heard these words!
Before, after the big revelation in the courtyard revealed their scandals, the third mother used this kind of rhetoric to prevaricate the third master.
Although the third master has never believed such nonsense, but for the sake of family harmony, it is also for the sake of living a stable life in his later years.
The third master finally chose to endure it!
I didn't expect these people to be so double-standard!
His wife is like this, and so is Yi Zhonghai!
It's all those who hurt others by themselves, so they just make fun of it, and when they are hurt by others, they will not let it go!
Although he, Yan Fugui, endured it before, but now he is no longer so cowardly!
"Damn you, you took advantage of my wife, and you're so arrogant... You're simply lawless!"
Although the three mothers were shocked, the uncle on the other side was still somewhat dissatisfied!
He stood up tremblingly, cheered himself up, and then asked the third master.
"Hmph, what about you, Yi Zhonghai? What do you say when you got together with Jia Zhang?"
"I heard that Jia Dongxu is your child? Hehe, Yi Zhonghai, who is so moral and ethical, didn't feel ashamed to commit suicide after knowing these things?"
"By the way, you and the second aunt also had some relationship in the past, right? Why don't we open the skylight today and call the couple over from Liu Haizhong?"
In the eyes of the third master looking at the first master, there is no longer the flattery in the past!
Instead, there is only endless contempt!
"You... you're crazy!!!"
"We... We're here to mediate, aren't we! Why are you still making a big fuss about this!"
The old man suddenly cursed angrily.
Indeed, back then, Yi Zhonghai relied on his good looks to hook up with people everywhere!
Second Aunt, Jia Zhang, and even a lot more, these old neighbors don't even know about their existence!
Now if the second uncle is called again. . .Then he would have to piss himself off!
"Mediation? Is this your attitude towards mediation? Huh?"
"What? Don't do it to you in reverse, what you have done to others, can't you bear it?"
"Yi Zhonghai, I just told you, if you dare to touch me again today, then even if I risk my life, I will fight you to the death!"
The third master's eyes showed coldness. How can he still look like that stingy old man in the past?
Even though he was pretending to be an old man, the old man who was used to being arrogant in the courtyard was immediately stunned, and he didn't dare to speak back at all!
"Xiao...Xiaofeng! You...you can tell me something fair!"
The uncle's eyes flicked left and right, and finally saw Chen Xiaofeng who had been sitting on the side!
Immediately, she asked him for help!
If there is anyone in the courtyard who can hold back these gentlemen, then of course it is Chen Xiaofeng!
As long as he is willing to help and say a few words, he will definitely be able to dampen the momentum of the third master!
"Well! Then let me say a few words!"
"Generally speaking~~~ I think the third master...he's fine!"
Chen Xiaofeng patted his thigh, stood up, and said with a smile.
(End of this chapter)
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