Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 217 Wake up, Mr. Green!
"Uh~~~uh~~~~ah!!!"

"brute!!!"

"You two bastards, I will beat you to death!"

After seeing this scene, the old man with dull eyes suddenly began to tremble violently.

Think of him, Yi Zhonghai, when he was young, he was a well-known handsome young man from all over the world!

He has always been the only green person, when have you ever seen someone green him?
The blood rushed straight to his forehead, and the uncle suddenly roared, and then, like a tiger out of the cage, struggling, he was about to pounce on the third uncle and the first mother!

After having the experience of Sha Zhu's rampage last time, Chen Xiaofeng and others have a long memory!
This time, they didn't keep watching!

But after discovering that the uncle started to move, he immediately made preparations!
Just as the uncle was about to get up, Chen Xiaofeng, Sha Zhu and others pressed him firmly on the bed.

The number one God of War and the number two God of War in the courtyard are very rare to join forces to attack. No matter how the uncle is under the rage, he still cannot escape and is destined to be suppressed immediately!
"Let go! Let go of me!!!"

"I'm going to kill these two dogs and men!"

Although he was pinned on the bed board and unable to move, the head of the uncle was still stubbornly held up, his eyes fixed on the first mother and the third uncle.

The mouth is still roaring.

On the other hand, the first mother and the third master, who formed a sharp contrast with the elder brother who was immersed in anger, seemed to be completely free from outside interference.

Immerse yourself in their love story!

Time passed by every minute and every second, but the two who kissed deeply still had no intention of separating. . .

"This... quick, go wake them up! This is so perverted!"

Even Chen Xiaofeng, the director and producer, couldn't bear it now.

He hurriedly greeted Lou Xiao'e, who was looking stupid from the sidelines, and asked her to wake up the first mother and third master!
After all, this is too perverted. . .His wife is hugging and chewing with other men. . .

Fortunately, they even put their husband aside and let them watch. . .

This is not the little book. . .So what kind of plot is the husband currently committing? . .

Chen Xiaofeng had no doubts, if there were no "photographers" like them present, these two people would have to do it on the spot!

"Oh... good good good good good good!"

"Wake up... Hey! Stop kissing, the police are here to arrest you!"

Where has Lou Xiaoe seen such a battle?Although she married Chen Xiaofeng, she has already become a woman!

But that was at home at night after all. . .

But the aunt and the third master in front of me. . .It was really broad daylight, and I gnawed in front of the big guys.

There was no other way, Lou Xiao'e had no choice but to talk nonsense on the side, trying to make the third uncle and the first mother who were still immersed in their poignant love story.

Wake up quickly!

"what!!!"

"I'm going to kill you! You wicked, smoking things!"

The uncle was still roaring and struggling.

The veins on his forehead popped up, and his whole face began to flush.

"I can't press it like this anymore! If this continues, he will have a cerebral hemorrhage!"

Seeing this, the old doctor at the side quickly shouted at Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu.

At this moment, the uncle's blood pressure has soared. At their age, this situation is quite dangerous!
When Chen Xiaofeng and Shazhu heard the words, they immediately became troubled!
Indeed, if you press it like this, something will happen to the uncle!
Even if, as the old doctor said, some kind of cerebral hemorrhage happened, it would be fatal!
But just let go of what Grandpa said. . .Probably not much better!
After all, at the moment, Eldest Master is determined not to spare Third Master and First Mother!

"Uh...don't worry about it! Come on, let the uncle loose first!"

After a brief ideological struggle, Chen Xiaofeng still chose to let go of the uncle!

After all, it was they who finally woke up this uncle!

Don't hold back like that. . .Turning people from vegetative to paralyzed by cerebral hemorrhage or something. . .

Isn't that a waste of work!

"Okay, then I'll count one, two, three!"

Silly Zhu looked up at Chen Xiaofeng, and immediately agreed with Chen Xiaofeng's decision.

"one!"

"two!"

"three!!!"

The two yelled out almost at the same time, and then let go, the uncle who was held down by them!

Losing the shackles of the two Gods of War, the uncle immediately bounced off the bed like a spring!

He was nimble, like a boy, kicked his right foot, jumped off the bed in an instant, and walked up to those two people!
"Kiss back! Kiss back! I'll let you guys kiss as much as you want!!!"

The degree of madness of the uncle is no less than that of the previous fool!

Even, after coming behind the third master, seeing the third master and the first mother still hugging each other, the anger index of the first master was even higher than before Shazhu!

He opened his big callused hand, like a fully drawn bow, swung it round, and aimed at the back of the third master's head.

With a sound of "Bah!", he drew it over!
"Oh hello!!!"

The third master was slapped by this slap, it was not light!

Because he was unprepared, he was directly drawn forward and fell forward, crushing Big Mom under him!
The teeth of the two also came into intimate contact, and they directly licked together!
This aunt is fine!But how could Third Master's teeth, which had already started to shake due to years of smoking, be subjected to such an impact?
Just like that, the two front teeth of the third master directly announced early retirement!
Blood gushed out from his mouth, and the third master finally came back to his senses!
Under the physical strength of the uncle, he successfully walked out of the play.

"Hey, hello? Are you lying on top of my daughter-in-law, hey, hello?"

Even though the third master is in extreme distress now, and just now howled out in pain.

But the uncle didn't mean to stop his actions at all!
after all. . .This Yan Fugui is still lying on top of his wife. . .

"Hey, hey, stop hitting, stop hitting!"

The third master had just completed the switch between in and out of the play, when he saw the first master looking at him fiercely behind him.

Immediately he understood what was going on!

There's no way, who let me get into the drama too deeply just now!Whoever this changed, it must be misunderstood!

But just as he begged for mercy, the uncle rushed up and rode on his back. . .

In the middle courtyard of the courtyard, in the hall of Shazhu's family.

The first master is riding on the back of the third master!
And the third master is on top of the first mother!
Everyone looked at this weird scene, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do for a while!

"I let you steal! I let you steal!"

While cursing angrily, the first uncle opened his bow left and right, and pointed at the back of the third grandfather's head, back, and beat him up!

And the third uncle, who was still supporting the ground with his hands, tried his best to keep some distance between his body and the first mother!
But when the uncle hit him with such a fist, he had no choice but to protect his head with both hands, so as not to be seriously injured by the blow!

But this way. . .It is inevitable that he will stick with the big mother again!
Seeing this, the elder brother who was riding on the third master thought that the old boy did it on purpose, and immediately became even more furious, and beat the third master vigorously!
"Infinite loop! This is an infinite loop!"

Chen Xiaofeng, who was watching the play, couldn't help shaking his head!

This is what the third master said, it's yellow mud falling on the crotch, it's not shit, it's shit!
"Xiaofeng...this...we don't care about it!"

Silly Zhu said with some difficulty!
The three elderly people in front of them are sandwiched together like a sandwich!
Pull it away, let the old man be so angry that he has a cerebral hemorrhage!

Don't pull it, I'm afraid the third master will not be able to pass today's test!

"It's okay... Now that the third master has protected his mind, the first master's actions can't do anything to him!"

"Let's wait a little longer, when the old man is tired from beating and his anger subsides a little, then let's pull the two of them apart!"

Chen Xiaofeng thought for a while, and then said!
Now this old man, his head is red like Guan Gong, he is in a state of rage, if he let him vent his anger, he will be suffocated!

And the third master. . .Today, it can be considered a little bit cheaper to get a big mother, right now. . .Just treat it as atonement and let the uncle vent his anger!

Here Chen Xiaofeng is still discussing with Shazhu and the others, while the uncle over there is obviously not exhausted!

"You bastard! You're still lying on top of my wife! If I don't beat you to death today, I'll take your surname Yan!"

He rode on the third master, punched him left and right, and questioned the third master while he was punching!
"Drafting Yi Zhonghai!!!"

"You are riding on labor and capital, how did labor and capital get up???"

As the saying goes, the clay figurines still have three points of anger!Then let alone this living man!
The third master knew that he was in the wrong before, so he didn't dare to fight back!
Let this old man just beat him like this!

But right now, the old man said that he was still lying on his wife's body, isn't that too much?

If it wasn't for the fact that the uncle slapped him at the beginning and knocked him to the ground, would Yan Fugui lie on top of his wife?

Besides, it's not that he doesn't want to get up!
What the hell, you, Yi Zhonghai, are riding on his back, how do you make him get up?
"Eh..."

The first master obviously didn't expect the third master to answer like this.

Don't talk, just listen to it. . .It really makes sense!
"Then I...then I'll get up first, and then you get up too, and then I'll settle the score with you, okay?"

The uncle's tone weakened in an instant, indeed, it's unreasonable to blame people for not standing up while riding on someone's back?

"Well... Success! Then you get up first!"

The third master's eyeballs rolled around, and he immediately got into his heart!
Yes, let Yi Zhonghai lie first, and then take the opportunity to run away!
Still want to continue to settle accounts?Bah, good idea!

Chen Xiaofeng and others did not expect the sudden harmony.

Seeing the two men calm down, Sha Zhu secretly admired the old man from the side!
Look, he has such a big belly!This is what a capable person can't do!
He was so silly that he almost went crazy because he saw Qin Huairu and Qin Huairu hooking their shoulders together!
But look at my uncle!The daughter-in-law kissed him face-to-face, and her head was as green as a grassland, but people said to calm down, so they can calm down!
Chen Xiaofeng handed the guitar to Lou Xiaoe who was beside him, and stepped forward to help the uncle up!

And after the first master stood up, the third master also moved immediately!
He pressed his hands to the ground, and with a sudden push, he supported himself up.

Originally, when the matter came to this point, if the big guys persuaded it, it would almost calm down!
But this person is unlucky, because drinking cold water will also clog his teeth!
The third master who had been holding his head in his hands just now, his hands are already stiff now, and he can't use his strength at all!

Although with a sudden effort, I propped myself up!
But in the next second, the third master's hand softened immediately, and he was out of control immediately, and fell down again!

"Ah~~~"

"Well...!"

Both Chen Xiaofeng and Sha Zhu were stunned, and from the corner of their eyes they nervously glanced at the uncle beside him!

Good guy, this aunt doesn't know what's wrong. . .After being laid down, the third master was so angry. . .It was a slightly ambiguous sound that came out directly.

"Fuck!!!"

"Damn it, I didn't do it on purpose!"

The third master's eyes were almost rounded in an instant!

It was hard to persuade Yi Zhonghai to come down, and now it's happening again. . .

Isn't this fatal!

"Yan! Rich! Expensive!"

"My day is your ancestor!!!"

The old man whose complexion had just returned to normal was suddenly possessed by Guan Gong again!
He clenched his hands into claws, as if he was a deadly ghost, bent down, and grabbed the third master's neck!

"Hey!!! No way, my lord! You have to strangle people to death like this!"

Seeing this, Sha Zhu hurriedly shouted nervously, and stretched out his hand, trying to break the uncle's hand away!

But under the rage, the elder brother obviously didn't intend to let Sha Zhu succeed easily, he grabbed the third master's neck, swayed from side to side, avoiding Sha Zhu's hand who came to rescue him!

And the third master, who was choked by the throat of fate, showed some signs of being unable to hold on after a while!
He was foaming at the mouth, and his body began to twitch!

"Ah~~~ah~~~ah~~~"

It's so hard to die, because of the convulsions, the third master's swinging body kept bumping into the big mother. . .Attracting the latter, he started shouting again. . .

"Ah!!! I'm going to die with you, a couple of dogs!"

The uncle is completely crazy. He really didn't expect that these two people could manage to stimulate him even in this situation!
The old man simply gave up thinking, he just wanted to drag the couple in front of him, and everyone will go to hell together!

"boom!"

With an urgent bald head, Chen Xiaofeng finally makes a move!

I saw him hit the old man's neck directly with a knife in his hand, his movements were clean and neat, without muddle along!
And the uncle also fainted in response, and threw himself forward into the arms of Sha Zhu.

After losing consciousness, the first master finally let go of the third master's hand!
And after the two uncles fainted one after another, the farce finally calmed down temporarily.

(End of this chapter)