my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 961 Sun Wukong: Sister-in-law, you don't talk about martial arts
"Red boy, you knew my identity early on, right?"

Sun Wukong's eyes were bright and he looked at Red Boy with a playful look.

Back then, he sworn brothers with the Bull Demon King, the Flood Demon King and other demon kings.

During the 500 years of being suppressed by the Buddha, the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King and others have never visited me once. It is self-evident how strong this brotherly relationship is.

They are just fair-weather friends!

Can't be true.

Now that the Bull Demon King's child fell into his hands, it seemed that he was still screaming crookedly. His uncle was like half a father. It was only natural for him to teach the bear child for his 'brother'.

"interesting……"

The red boy sneered and said: "Uncle Monkey, now is not the time to worry about these things. As for me, I just want to play with my uncle and a few elders. I have never thought of eating Tang monk meat. Uncle, although we have never I haven't met, but you and I hit it off right away, and when I see you, I always have the feeling of seeing my own father."

"Bah, bah, bah~~ What nonsense are you talking about, my sister-in-law and I are innocent."

Brother Monkey is impatient.

Hey, this little kid, why is he saying everything out loud and deliberately slandering my grandson's innocence?

Hearing the words, the red boy's face turned red. Although he really wanted to get mad and teach the ignorant and talkative monkey a lesson, but he was restrained and couldn't move. He could only press his stomach when he was angry, and he couldn't laugh or cry. Said: "Uncle Monkey, I don't mean that, I just feel that you are as close as my own father,"

Sun Wukong said: "It doesn't feel right, otherwise if it spreads, my old grandson's innocence will be ruined by you, a kid."

"Bajie, is the water ready?"

Hear Tang Seng's shout!
The red boy on the monkey's back suddenly trembled and cried, "No way! You're serious, I'm only a child of three or five hundred years old, how can you eat me so hard?"

Tang Bohu walked up to Hong Hai'er, slapped the back of the opponent's head with his right hand, imprisoning the opponent's ability to move, then grabbed Hong Haier by the back of the neck, and carried him to the hot pot.

"Bajie, take this guy to the river to wash himself, then throw him into the pot and simmer slowly..."

"okay!"

Zhu Bajie had very good eyesight, took the red boy and walked towards the river.

Hong Haier, who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to escape, suddenly found that his mana was blocked, and he couldn't use the true fire of samadhi he was born with, so he panicked completely.

"Brother Pig, can you let me go?"

Zhu Bajie didn't reply, he took off Hong Hai'er's clothes, picked up the other's little bird, and bounced.

Have a great time.

Smoke was coming from the red boy's nostrils, but this grievance was nothing compared to his life.

"Brother Pig!"

"dad?"

"Master Pig, why don't you answer me?"

Red Boy tried his best to put on a harmless appearance.

"Son, it's not that you, Mr. Pig, don't answer, but Master's order. Mr. Pig doesn't dare to disobey..."

Zhu Bajie patted Red Boy's head with the big palm of the futon, and sighed: "Your life is over, so be a good boy in your next life!"

The red boy was dumbfounded, his face full of disbelief: "No, I'm so cute, you really want to eat me? Are you willing to eat me?"

Zhu Bajie joked with a smirk on his face: "Your skin is so tender, even if you don't want to eat it, I, old pig, can close your eyes and taste a few..."

"Ah~~"

The red boy's face was ashen.

With his mana sealed, he is a lamb with cubs.

There is no room for resistance.

He could only watch helplessly as he was washed and then thrown into the hot pot to cook. Tang Bohu took out a packet of spices from nowhere and put them into the pot.

"You, you, you bullies... Wow..."

The moment he was sprinkled with spices, Red Boy finally couldn't hold back anymore and burst into tears.

not far away.

Sun Wukong looked at the tearful red boy, couldn't help but walked up to Tang Seng, and said in a low voice: "Master, it's not good for us adults to bully a child like this?"

"Amitabha."

Tang Seng recited a mantra, and corrected him solemnly: "Wukong, being a teacher is not to bully him, but to teach him a little lesson for his parents."

"He cried so much, the lesson should be enough, right?"

"not enough."

Tang Seng shook his head.

At this time, Tang Bohu came to the two of them and shouted at Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, you have an old relationship with the Bull Demon King, please go to the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain and invite the red boy's mother, Princess Iron Fan, to come over. Your master has a deal to discuss with her, and let her take the brat back by the way."

"Okay, I'll go now."

"By the way, hurry up, I'm afraid that the fire will be too big in a while, and the red boy will be cooked."

"sure."

Hearing that the red boy might be cooked, Monkey King didn't dare to delay, he turned somersault out of the dense forest, looked for the opposite direction, and flew towards Cuiyun Mountain.

Soon.

Sun Wukong then brought a plump and good-looking middle-aged woman. The woman fell from the clouds and was furious when she saw the red boy stripped naked and thrown into the hot pot.

She opened her mouth and protruded a fan, aimed at Bajie who was sitting next to the cauldron adding fire, and slammed it hard.

In an instant, an unexplained hurricane swept Bajie up high, the fire of Zhuhongbai was extinguished, the pot was overturned, many surrounding trees were also damaged, and Bajie flew away [-] A desert land thousands of miles away.

Looking at the empty land in front of him, Monkey King twitched the corner of his mouth suddenly, and said helplessly: "Sister-in-law, you are not being kind. My old grandson kindly invites you to come over and take your brat back. It's okay to be ungrateful." , and even used a plantain fan to sneak attack my junior brother and fan him [-] miles away, it seems that you are determined to be unreasonable, right?"

"Humph~~"

Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly: "You all boiled my child? You still want me to reason with you? The fire is so fierce that when I finish explaining the reasoning to you, the child will be cooked by you."

Sun Wukong was dissatisfied and said: "Sister-in-law, you can't speak like that, we really want to cook your child, how could we use firewood, he would have been stewed to death with real fire."

Tang Bohu did not know when he came behind Monkey King and said, "Great Sage, let me talk to your sister-in-law."

"My sister-in-law is so unreasonable, can you do it?"

"A man can't say no."

"..."

Sun Wukong blinked innocently, expressing that he did not understand.

Princess Iron Fan on the opposite side realized something, her cheeks were slightly flushed.

Looking at Tang Bohu with a face like a crown of jade and an elegant demeanor, Princess Iron Fan calmed down her anger, and said patiently, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"Princess Iron Fan, your son occupies the mountain as king and bullies the land of the mountain god. Let's not mention it for now, but he designed to deceive us and wants to eat Brother Tang's meat. We must mention this matter. We asked Wukong to invite you over, mainly because we want to be with you. How do you discuss this matter?"

"Then how do you want to solve it?"

"As long as you agree to borrow the plantain fan, we will let you take Honghaier back, how about it?"

"What if I don't agree?"

"You have to agree if you don't agree."

(End of this chapter)