my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 960 Red Child: Elder Tang, I'm Not Good

Follow the shout.

Tang Seng and his team soon found a child wearing a red bellyband, his hands were tied with ropes, and he was hanging high under the treetops.

When the child saw a group of people, his eyes lit up and he shouted: "Help, elder! Save me quickly."

Take a closer look.

Tang Bohu raised his eyes and saw a real fire of samadhi hidden in his body, no doubt it was the red boy; and Tang Seng at the side, with the help of Qiqiao Linglongxin, saw through the illusion of the red boy.

This guy is not an ordinary child at all, but he is not a monster either. It’s just that the Dantian in his abdomen contains deep magic power. At such a young age, his cultivation is even higher than him.

Monkey King has piercing eyes, so he can naturally see the true identity of the red boy.

In other words, except for Bajie and Bailongma who didn't come, the three of them could see the trick of watching Honghaier at a glance.

The little guy is pink and cute, so I have to find a way to tease him, let this little guy change his ways, it's wrong to go to the woods to deceive people.

"You little ghost, don't move around, the poor monk will save you right away."

Done.

Tang Seng took out a Jie Dao that he carried with him for shaving beard and hair, waved his hand, and saw the Jie Dao clang, with a golden light, shooting towards the red boy.

Sensing the dangerous aura on the Jie Dao and the trajectory of the sword hitting his head, Hong Boy's face suddenly changed, his eyes widened, and he shook his body violently, narrowly avoiding the Jie Dao.

But Jie Dao still brushed against his cheek, the white and tender face was already overflowing with blood, forming a bloodstain.

Hearing the humming sound of the tree trunk inserted behind him, it took a while to stop the trembling Jie Dao, and the frightened Hong Boy shouted: "Elder, there is no need to use such a dangerous way to save me, the end of the rope is tied under another tree , I can let it go if I untie it.”

"Hey, you kid, why didn't you say it earlier?" Tang Seng looked at the jealous boy with reproachful eyes.

Hong Haier was full of grievances: "Elder, with such an obvious rope, can't you take a look at the rescue method first?"

"It's not because you shouted so fast, the poor monk thought you were going to die!" Tang Seng turned to look at Sun Wukong, and said: "Wukong, go and untie the rope, and take back the saber for Master."

"Okay, Master."

Sun Wukong looked at the red boy on the tree, felt a little familiar for some reason, climbed to the trunk in twos and threes, pulled out the Jie Dao, and cut the rope directly on the tree.

Boom!
"Ouch!"

The red boy landed on his buttocks, as if he had hit his tailbone, the pain was severe, he raised his head in wailing, and looked fiercely at the hairy monkey on the tree.

Sun Wukong laughed straight: "You child, why are you so ignorant of good and evil, my old grandson kindly saved you, why are you staring at me?"

The red boy was so stunned that he couldn't speak, so he could only think viciously: "Dead hairy monkey, please pray that you don't fall into my majesty's hands, or my majesty will roast you into a ball of coke with a mouthful of real fire."

At this time, Tang Bohu stepped forward and pinched the red boy's face, and asked, "Hey, little brat, whose family are you from? Why did you run into the wilderness all by yourself without being afraid of being caught by monsters?"

"Hmph, I was captured by monsters."

Red Boy patted Tang Bohu's clenched hands away, but looked at Tang Seng pitifully, and said, "Elder, I was hung on a tree by a monster just now, and I fell from the tree and broke my leg. Can you carry me back?"

Tang Seng asked gently, "Where is your home? What's your name?"

Honghaier said: "My baby name is Honghaier. There is a stream of dry pine trees on the west side of the mountain. There is a village on the other side of the stream. I am from there."

"Oh, just on the way."

Tang Seng nodded and looked up at Wukong.

Without asking, Wukong rolled over from under the tree, returned the Jiedao to his master, and took the initiative to carry Honghaier on his back.

……

At the end of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, in mid-autumn, the maple leaves turn red, dyeing several mountains red.

Tang Bohu admired the autumn scenery for a while, and walked up to Tang Seng to chat: "Brother Tang, I wonder if you have heard of Flame Mountain?"

"No." Tang Seng shook his head.

"Speaking of Huoyan Mountain, we have to start with your great apprentice Wukong's 500-year disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. When the Great Sage broke into the Laojun's alchemy room when he was in the Heavenly Palace, he stole the medicine and kicked over the Laojun's alchemy furnace. Liujia Dinghuo Sprinkle to the world, set the mountain on fire and burn for 500 years and it has not been extinguished, hence the name of Huoyan Mountain."

Hearing Tang Bohu mentioning himself, Wukong said triumphantly: "I never thought that my grandson's heroic deeds would spread so widely, even you would know about it."

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "I not only know that you kicked out of the Flame Mountain 500 years ago, but also that you were crushed by the Tathagata Buddha's Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Chilling!
You kid, do you know how to chat?
You can chat to death in just a few words. You are really a talent.

"Grumble~"

Zhu Bajie's big belly suddenly grunted.

Tang Seng touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry too, there is a stream in front of me. Let's go to the river to build a stove and cook something."

"Master, we finished eating the leftovers we packed from Dongjun yesterday." Zhu Bajie said while shouldering the burden: "What are we going to eat today? Eat fish, or let Elder Brother go to a nearby place for alms?"

Tang Seng shook his head and smiled, and said slowly: "Today I don't ask for alms, and I don't eat fish."

Bajie asked: "Then what to eat?"

Tang Bohu and Tang Seng looked at Honghaier very tacitly, and Zhu Bajie followed suit.

The red boy lying on Wukong's back, drooling, suddenly trembled, his back felt cold, and his face was full of horror: "Crazy, you, I am human! You, how can you eat me?"

Tang Seng waved his hand and said solemnly: "Hey, you can't say that. My Buddhist disciples pay attention to the cycle of cause and effect. Since you want to eat Tang Seng's meat, that is, my meat, why not let me cook you to eat?" ? Let’s talk about the facts and make sense, don’t you think so?”

"Uh, that seems to be the reason..."

Red Boy nodded blankly.

Afterwards, he suddenly realized, and shouted: "No, when did I say I want to eat Tang Monk meat? I don't even know your name, so why do I want to eat you! Elders, how can you defile people's innocence out of thin air!"

"You didn't say it, but you thought about it and are implementing it."

Tang Seng doesn't care whether Red Boy denies it or not.

He has made up his mind to teach Red Boy a lesson. He didn’t learn well at such a young age, and even wanted to eat Tang’s monk’s meat. Why don’t you throw you into a hot pot today and let you learn a lesson. The poor monk changed his name to Tang on the spot. Tripitaka.

From then on, I no longer call myself Tang Sanbu!
Hearing Tang Seng's categorical words, Honghaier frightened and said: "Elder, how could you do this, I never thought of eating you! Elder, Elder Tang,... Uncle Monkey, don't hold me back, let me go! !"

Sun Wukong said in a daze: "Wait, what did you call me?"

The red boy, who was imprisoned on his back by the monkey, quickly explained: "Uncle Monkey, my father is the Bull Demon King, my mother is Princess Iron Fan, and I am your nephew! Uncle, don't let them eat me, I don't taste good... ..."

(End of this chapter)