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Chapter 944 Master: I am a wild boar, not a domestic pig!
Chapter 944 Master: I am a wild boar, not a domestic pig!
The next day.
After Tang Seng bid farewell to his godfather secretly, he took a few apprentices and set foot on the road to the west again.
When leaving.
As a store owner, Pan Haodong came forward to give his son some dry food, soup dumplings wrapped in pork trotters, they were plump and the soup was delicious.
Wukong and Bailongma couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Only Tang Seng was the calmest, but his eyes filled with tears.
It was moving tears.
My godfather is so kind to me!
Before leaving, I don't forget to give myself a big basket of buns.
"Brother, are we going too far? Using Bajie's meat to make steamed buns, and giving them to Bajie and the others as a gift before parting, sounds abhorrent."
Seeing the Journey to the West group going further and further away, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't bear it, but the meat cut last night didn't need to be discarded, and it was a waste to keep it, and they didn't eat it.
"It's okay, teach Bajie a little lesson, it will make him grow faster."
Pan Haodong didn't feel anything.
Bajie is not a human being, so he will not die for a whole day. He may have done something last night, but that was also to increase the disaster. Without experiencing all kinds of disasters, how can Journey to the West be completed?
"Then are you going back with me now, or going back to the Temple of the Sun?"
The local Guanyin said expectantly.
Although she hadn't thought about what would happen to her younger brother, she felt inexplicably at ease with her younger brother, and she liked this feeling.
Of course, the three younger sisters were the main ones who invited the adoptive brother to visit South China Sea.
It is normal for a sister-in-law to call her adopted brother back in her own dojo.
"Go back with you first, and then go back to the Temple of the Sun..."
Pan Haodong's current level of cultivation has surpassed that of the three Guanyin sisters and is on par with the local Guanyin. If he goes back to practice double cultivation with the three sisters for a period of time, he can improve each other's cultivation. There is no need to rush back to the temple...
The siblings returned to the South China Sea. Tang Seng and his apprentice traveled for a few days when they were blocked by a high mountain. Looking up, several peaks pierced through the white clouds and went straight into the sky. The mountains were very steep.
After climbing up the mountain for a while, the mountain road has been cut off, the mountain stream is bottomless, there are strange rocks everywhere, and there are occasional figures of jackals walking through the forest.
Seeing this, Tang Seng dismounted from the white dragon horse, and the master and apprentice continued to move forward, suddenly a gust of cold wind blew up, the whirlwind rolled up the yellow sand, and instantly covered the sky and the sun, so that the master and apprentice all covered their cheeks with their sleeves.
"Wukong, there may be monsters in front of you, please remember to protect your master in a while, and don't let the master be caught by the monsters." Then, Tang Seng turned to look at Bajie: "Bajie, you jump over first, look See if there is any danger?"
"You monk, you are using me, an old pig, as a pathfinder!"
Zhu Bajie thought for a while, then rolled his eyes, and said: "Master, my old pig has been hungry for a long time, and I really don't have the energy to jump the mountain stream, why don't you give me the few soup dumplings left in the basket , so that my old pig can recover his strength and jump over that mountain stream..."
Bang!
Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he was kicked down the mountain stream by Monkey King. Suddenly losing his balance, Bajie quickly used his magic power to control his figure, flew to the opposite cliff with strange rocks, and then turned around non-stop, yelling at Monkey King Said: "Brother Monkey, you don't talk about martial arts, you sneaked up on me, a pig that was hungry for a long time. Fortunately, my old pig has some strength, otherwise I would fall into the mountain stream and feed the fish in the river."
Monkey King picked up the white dragon horse expressionlessly, jumped to the opposite side, and snorted coldly: "Huh~~ Don't think I don't know, you are hungry because you want to lie to Master's soup dumplings. There are only a few, and you will eat them." I ate it all, what will Master and I eat?"
Zhu Bajie replied angrily: "The bread there is my old pig's meat! Why can't I eat more?"
"Uh, this..."
Sun Wukong was at a loss for words.
Although he didn't want to admit it, the fact was that the soup dumplings given by Black Tornado Li Kui before leaving were indeed made of Bajie's thigh meat.
Ordinary pork trotters are not so nourishing, and it is impossible to keep them fresh for such a long time.
After all, ordinary pork buns will go bad if you don't eat them for a day or two.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly changed the topic and said, "Brother Monkey, you share the buns given by the store equally with me every day without me saying anything. Now there are only the last few left, so you guys give them to me, old pig." Bar!"
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
For the sake of the younger brother selling miserably, Sun Wukong really didn't want to give it up. After all, Ba Jie suffered a big crime from the boss at the time, so he should eat more.
"Thank you Monkey!"
Bajie, who succeeded in selling misery, quickly turned his head to look at Tang Seng who jumped over, and continued to sell miserably: "Master, Brother Monkey has already promised to give me his share, why don't you..."
"Give it to you?"
The corner of Tang Seng's mouth slightly raised, and he joked: "Aren't you afraid that you will be greedy one day as a teacher, and cut off your legs to make buns?"
"what……"
Zhu Bajie was startled, and instinctively took a few steps back, his face full of fear.
When Sun Wukong saw this scene, he immediately became happy and said with a smile: "Idiot, Master is right. If you want to eat more, we will starve. As the saying goes: "The more you think about it, the more angry you will be. If you take a step back, you will become angry." "It's on my mind." Maybe one day, my old grandson and master will be greedy and will use a knife on you."
This!
Zhu Bajie was terrified!
After hesitating for a while, he said: "This, this... I don't want the head office anymore! If not, I will give you my share too. You must never use a knife on my old pig. I am a wild boar, not a domesticated meat." Pigs can’t be eaten and slaughtered at will!”
"Haha...what an idiot."
Sun Wukong knocked Zhu Bajie's head with his furry hand and said with a smile: "Master and I are not like the Black Whirlwind Li Kui, who can make your meat so delicious. Without that skill, I would eat your meat." Lao Sun would rather die."
"Hu~~"
Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it and forgot that my meat was delicious, not because the meat itself was delicious, but because of Black Tornado Li Kui's cooking skills.
Without that cooking skill, Master and Brother Monkey would not use knives on themselves, and they could sleep more peacefully at night without having to worry about waking up with parts missing from their body.
Think of this.
Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled around, he snatched the basket from his master's hand, and said with a smile: "Master, you just promised me old pig, now all the soup dumplings in the basket belong to me. "
"All right, all right, I'll give it to you."
Tang Seng smiled angrily.
Although Ba Jie is very unreliable, but bringing him by his side can add a lot of jokes, and it can relieve the dull mood on the road.
Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, if you want to eat, eat it quickly, if there is another wind and sandstorm, you will not be able to eat the buns."
"Such a delicious steamed bun, even if it's covered in sand, even an old pig can eat it..." He said this, and his hands were not slow enough to eat delicious soup dumplings. No one wants to add yellow sand to the steamed buns. .
Although Bajie has good teeth, he doesn't want to knock the sand and waste food.
Take one bite, and it will be gone after a few strokes.
Faster than eating ginseng fruit in the future.
Because, there is already a wind and sand in front...
(End of this chapter)
The next day.
After Tang Seng bid farewell to his godfather secretly, he took a few apprentices and set foot on the road to the west again.
When leaving.
As a store owner, Pan Haodong came forward to give his son some dry food, soup dumplings wrapped in pork trotters, they were plump and the soup was delicious.
Wukong and Bailongma couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Only Tang Seng was the calmest, but his eyes filled with tears.
It was moving tears.
My godfather is so kind to me!
Before leaving, I don't forget to give myself a big basket of buns.
"Brother, are we going too far? Using Bajie's meat to make steamed buns, and giving them to Bajie and the others as a gift before parting, sounds abhorrent."
Seeing the Journey to the West group going further and further away, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't bear it, but the meat cut last night didn't need to be discarded, and it was a waste to keep it, and they didn't eat it.
"It's okay, teach Bajie a little lesson, it will make him grow faster."
Pan Haodong didn't feel anything.
Bajie is not a human being, so he will not die for a whole day. He may have done something last night, but that was also to increase the disaster. Without experiencing all kinds of disasters, how can Journey to the West be completed?
"Then are you going back with me now, or going back to the Temple of the Sun?"
The local Guanyin said expectantly.
Although she hadn't thought about what would happen to her younger brother, she felt inexplicably at ease with her younger brother, and she liked this feeling.
Of course, the three younger sisters were the main ones who invited the adoptive brother to visit South China Sea.
It is normal for a sister-in-law to call her adopted brother back in her own dojo.
"Go back with you first, and then go back to the Temple of the Sun..."
Pan Haodong's current level of cultivation has surpassed that of the three Guanyin sisters and is on par with the local Guanyin. If he goes back to practice double cultivation with the three sisters for a period of time, he can improve each other's cultivation. There is no need to rush back to the temple...
The siblings returned to the South China Sea. Tang Seng and his apprentice traveled for a few days when they were blocked by a high mountain. Looking up, several peaks pierced through the white clouds and went straight into the sky. The mountains were very steep.
After climbing up the mountain for a while, the mountain road has been cut off, the mountain stream is bottomless, there are strange rocks everywhere, and there are occasional figures of jackals walking through the forest.
Seeing this, Tang Seng dismounted from the white dragon horse, and the master and apprentice continued to move forward, suddenly a gust of cold wind blew up, the whirlwind rolled up the yellow sand, and instantly covered the sky and the sun, so that the master and apprentice all covered their cheeks with their sleeves.
"Wukong, there may be monsters in front of you, please remember to protect your master in a while, and don't let the master be caught by the monsters." Then, Tang Seng turned to look at Bajie: "Bajie, you jump over first, look See if there is any danger?"
"You monk, you are using me, an old pig, as a pathfinder!"
Zhu Bajie thought for a while, then rolled his eyes, and said: "Master, my old pig has been hungry for a long time, and I really don't have the energy to jump the mountain stream, why don't you give me the few soup dumplings left in the basket , so that my old pig can recover his strength and jump over that mountain stream..."
Bang!
Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he was kicked down the mountain stream by Monkey King. Suddenly losing his balance, Bajie quickly used his magic power to control his figure, flew to the opposite cliff with strange rocks, and then turned around non-stop, yelling at Monkey King Said: "Brother Monkey, you don't talk about martial arts, you sneaked up on me, a pig that was hungry for a long time. Fortunately, my old pig has some strength, otherwise I would fall into the mountain stream and feed the fish in the river."
Monkey King picked up the white dragon horse expressionlessly, jumped to the opposite side, and snorted coldly: "Huh~~ Don't think I don't know, you are hungry because you want to lie to Master's soup dumplings. There are only a few, and you will eat them." I ate it all, what will Master and I eat?"
Zhu Bajie replied angrily: "The bread there is my old pig's meat! Why can't I eat more?"
"Uh, this..."
Sun Wukong was at a loss for words.
Although he didn't want to admit it, the fact was that the soup dumplings given by Black Tornado Li Kui before leaving were indeed made of Bajie's thigh meat.
Ordinary pork trotters are not so nourishing, and it is impossible to keep them fresh for such a long time.
After all, ordinary pork buns will go bad if you don't eat them for a day or two.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly changed the topic and said, "Brother Monkey, you share the buns given by the store equally with me every day without me saying anything. Now there are only the last few left, so you guys give them to me, old pig." Bar!"
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
For the sake of the younger brother selling miserably, Sun Wukong really didn't want to give it up. After all, Ba Jie suffered a big crime from the boss at the time, so he should eat more.
"Thank you Monkey!"
Bajie, who succeeded in selling misery, quickly turned his head to look at Tang Seng who jumped over, and continued to sell miserably: "Master, Brother Monkey has already promised to give me his share, why don't you..."
"Give it to you?"
The corner of Tang Seng's mouth slightly raised, and he joked: "Aren't you afraid that you will be greedy one day as a teacher, and cut off your legs to make buns?"
"what……"
Zhu Bajie was startled, and instinctively took a few steps back, his face full of fear.
When Sun Wukong saw this scene, he immediately became happy and said with a smile: "Idiot, Master is right. If you want to eat more, we will starve. As the saying goes: "The more you think about it, the more angry you will be. If you take a step back, you will become angry." "It's on my mind." Maybe one day, my old grandson and master will be greedy and will use a knife on you."
This!
Zhu Bajie was terrified!
After hesitating for a while, he said: "This, this... I don't want the head office anymore! If not, I will give you my share too. You must never use a knife on my old pig. I am a wild boar, not a domesticated meat." Pigs can’t be eaten and slaughtered at will!”
"Haha...what an idiot."
Sun Wukong knocked Zhu Bajie's head with his furry hand and said with a smile: "Master and I are not like the Black Whirlwind Li Kui, who can make your meat so delicious. Without that skill, I would eat your meat." Lao Sun would rather die."
"Hu~~"
Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.
I just couldn't wrap my head around it and forgot that my meat was delicious, not because the meat itself was delicious, but because of Black Tornado Li Kui's cooking skills.
Without that cooking skill, Master and Brother Monkey would not use knives on themselves, and they could sleep more peacefully at night without having to worry about waking up with parts missing from their body.
Think of this.
Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled around, he snatched the basket from his master's hand, and said with a smile: "Master, you just promised me old pig, now all the soup dumplings in the basket belong to me. "
"All right, all right, I'll give it to you."
Tang Seng smiled angrily.
Although Ba Jie is very unreliable, but bringing him by his side can add a lot of jokes, and it can relieve the dull mood on the road.
Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, if you want to eat, eat it quickly, if there is another wind and sandstorm, you will not be able to eat the buns."
"Such a delicious steamed bun, even if it's covered in sand, even an old pig can eat it..." He said this, and his hands were not slow enough to eat delicious soup dumplings. No one wants to add yellow sand to the steamed buns. .
Although Bajie has good teeth, he doesn't want to knock the sand and waste food.
Take one bite, and it will be gone after a few strokes.
Faster than eating ginseng fruit in the future.
Because, there is already a wind and sand in front...
(End of this chapter)
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