my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 943 The Devil's Whisper

Inserting eyes to let blood, boiling water and scalding hair, after a set of procedures, Zhu Bajie, who revealed his real body, became a hairless pig in minutes. At this time, he regretted it very much. Why couldn't he control his mouth and rushed into the inn to grab something to eat? ?

Now that she is fine, she will soon be dismembered and become meat on the chopping board.

The mana is imprisoned, the blood is drained, and the feeling of waiting to die is really terrible.

Seeing the 'Black Whirlwind Li Kui' carrying the pig-killing knife and using the pig-killing knife to make the soul of the 'pig' tremble to disembowel himself, Zhu Bajie closed his eyes in horror, leaving tears of regret.

"Sister, this pork liver is pretty good, cut it off to replenish your blood."

"Well, brother, you are good to my sister."

"The pork loin is pretty good too."

"Then I'll cut it off and patch it up for you."

"The hind leg meat is solid, and it should be quite delicious when used to make braised pig's trotters."

"Quickly cut it, I'm so hungry."

"..."

The conversation between Black Whirlwind Li Kui and his sister is like the whisper of a devil, and Zhu Bajie burst into tears. When the devil sister and brother dismember themselves, can't they kill themselves first, or release their souls?
It's fine if you want to eat pork, but you still want my old pig to endure such torture!

unacceptable.

Simply inhuman!
However, just when Zhu Bajie was about to die, Li Kui, the black whirlwind who cut off the pig liver, pig kidney, and a hind leg, suddenly put away the butcher's knife and released the prison.

"You are a successful monster. Pork kidneys and livers are quite valuable. Adding a pig's trotter is worth about 80 taels. If you have more, you can use it as a deposit for your hotel. I am the most fair businessman. I won't ask you for an extra piece of meat."

"..."

Zhu Bajie was lying on the chopping board helplessly.

His first calamity of Journey to the West turned out to be so terrifying, he showed his real body and walked on the chopping board once, thinking that this place is still about [-] miles away from the Western Paradise, Ba Jie felt that Zhu Sheng was extremely gloomy.

If the monsters you encounter next are all like the black whirlwind in front of you, no matter how many kidneys you grow, they won't be enough to eat!

Can I still go to the West completely?
"Brother, this dead pig is frightened by us, leave him alone, go into the kitchen to cook pork liver soup, and send it to the little monk."

"Why send it to them?"

"If you pay compensation, you will be our guests. Let's cook something to eat in the evening and bring a few bowls to them. That is the way to treat guests."

"That's right, then cook a few more bowls."

Zhu Bajie: ""

Bajie burst into tears.

Kill the pig and kill the heart!Kill the pig and kill the heart!

Soon, as he was lying on the chopping board to recover, he smelled the exciting aroma that made his mouth water.

About half an incense stick later, the Kankan woman who grabbed the back of his neck and imprisoned his mana came back with a large bowl of fresh pork liver soup.

"Pig head, this is your supper."

"No money."

"don’t worry."

Guanyin put down the pork liver soup, turned around and left.

Bajie, who had grown legs, pig liver, and pork loin, began to jump repeatedly in his heart, reaching out to hold the bowl for a while, and then retracting his hand like lightning.

The look of wanting to eat but not daring to eat is quite interesting.

Needless to say, if you want to eat it, the pork liver soup is very delicious. Just smelling the aroma can make your mouth water.

But the problem is, the pork liver in the bowl is his own!

How can this be eaten?
But he wanted to eat but didn't dare to eat it. Tang Seng and Monkey King struggled for a while, but couldn't bear the temptation of the smell, and started to eat with their chopsticks.

As long as they pretend not to know, then they don't have to think about how to deal with Bajie's problem after eating this bowl of pork liver soup.

……

The master room in the backyard of the inn.

Avalokitesvara observed with divine sense for a while, then smiled lightly: "Bajie still couldn't help eating, eating himself, it's really the first time I've seen him, he's really a gluttonous pig."

Pan Haodong said with a smile: "The main reason is that my craftsmanship is so good that no one can resist the temptation of the delicious food I make."

Guanyin retorted: "Nonsense, I just hold back."

Pan Haodong glanced at the empty bowl with some lotus seeds left beside Guanyin, and said speechlessly: "Isn't it because I made you lotus seed soup as a midnight snack, otherwise you couldn't bear to eat it?"

"Of course you can."

Guanyin's tone was a little weak.

In the kitchen just now, if she hadn't forced my stinky brother to make lotus seed soup, maybe I couldn't resist eating Bajie's pork liver.

Pan Haodong actually didn't eat either. The pork liver was made and all was given to Tang Monk and Wukong. The white dragon horse eats grass, so he didn't give it to it.

Pan Haodong joked: "I think you are a dead duck with a hard mouth..."

"You're the dead duck."

Guanyin glared at Pan Haodong.

Avalokitesvara, restored to its original appearance, has a majestic treasure appearance, graceful and luxurious, and occasionally becomes coquettish, which has a special charm.

Mr. Pan couldn't help molesting his sister for a while, and the other side was red-faced. Just now, he went back to his room, stepped into the jade pendant space, and played games that were not suitable for children with Li Qiushui, You Ji and the others.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~~"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

The local Guanyin glanced at Pan Haodong's room and saw that the other party had no intention of coming forward, so she transformed into the original peasant woman, stepped forward to open the door and said, "Little monk, what are you doing here?"

"Disciple Xuanzang, pay homage to Master Guanyin."

Now that Tang Seng has already guessed the identity of Li Kui, the black whirlwind, it is not difficult to guess the identity of Li Kui's sister. The only woman who can make her godfather call her sister and have such a close relationship is Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The chances of Empress Nuwa are slim.

After all, Nuwa is the godfather's aunt and a saint.

According to the kinship relationship in the three realms, he had to call Empress Nuwa aunt. After all, he also had a saint as his backer.

But Tang Seng is very self-aware, he only has a relationship with his godfather, and the relationship with his godfather has nothing to do with him.

After all, a godson is not a real son.

If he wanted to have a relationship with Nuwa, he had to add a dry word in front of aunt.

"Xuanzang, how did you discover the deity?"

After being identified, Guanyin immediately stopped hiding, turned back into her real body, and asked with great interest.

"Bodhisattva, the reason why my disciples were able to discover the identities of you and your godfather is mainly because the godfather's changed appearance has been used in front of my disciples, not to mention the food at Bafang Inn is so delicious!"

"No one in the world can match my godfather's cooking skills."

Tang Seng spoke impassionedly and seemed extremely confident. Even if his godfather didn't reveal his identity today, he could still guess the other person's identity through the food.

It's just a waste of time!

"That's true."

Avalokitesvara deeply agrees that the delicacy made by Xiandi is indeed the only one. Among the three worlds, there is really no second place.

Tang Seng asked: "Bodhisattva, where is my godfather?"

Avalokitesvara replied: "Go back to the room to practice, come back tomorrow!"

"The disciple retire."

After Tang Monk left.

Guanyin returned to her room, looked at the empty room next door, and sighed to herself: "Hey~~ Brother Xian is good at everything, but he is too carefree! He married three sisters, and he still doesn't know anything about Chang'e. I must have slipped away to Guanghan Palace again, to see Chang'e in front of the flowers and under the moon."

(End of this chapter)