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Chapter 722 Surprise
"The way you pouted your cherry lips makes your face so cute that it bleeds."

"You're staring at me like a nympho, so it's great that you're a lolicon"

"MQ~MQ~"

……

"Gah-oooh~"

Just like the lyrics sung by the little Lolita on stage, as soon as the song ended, the [-] spectators at the scene were described as 'cute bleeding' by the cute loli voice. By the way, all of them were almost 'M-Q' melted.

At the same time, the live broadcast room of Bizhan, which broadcasted the Little Lolita concert, was flooded with barrage. After all, those Lolicon fans who could not go to the venue to make CALLs could only use barrage to vent their love for comedy at this time.

After the new song, the little Loli sang songs such as "?" on the stage again. ? ? ", "Double Island Milk" and other old works that have been created and became popular for a while, still achieved extremely good effects and responses with their cute costumes and soft voices.

Generally speaking, it seems that this funny little Lolita concert is similar to other virtual idol concert routines, just a few new songs, mixed with some old songs to sell feelings, the most important thing is that Little Lolita Li jumped up and down on the stage, sang, changed her outfits, and acted cute, and that was basically it.

however……

The little lolita on stage is Hao Meng. With her character of not playing by routine, how can she endure this unchanging concert routine?
No, when a song was sung, amidst the cheers and screams of the fans, the little loli did not step off the stage to change her clothes abnormally, and began to interact with the fans:

"Thank you~ Thank you for your support~"

Facing the enthusiastic screams and cheers of the [-] fans in the audience, Little Loli had to keep smiling and waved her hands to calm everyone down.

After the scene became a little quieter, the little Loli finally spoke:

"Next... I have something important to announce to everyone!"

"Actually..."

Speaking of this, the little Lolita frowned, hesitating and looking very tangled, as if she wanted to say something, but it was difficult to speak.

Then the little Loli scratched her little head depressedly, and hesitated for a moment.

Faced with this abnormal situation, or an unexpected turn of events, the audience suddenly became a little uneasy...

……

VIP seats.

over!What should come is still here!
At this moment, the station master, who was sitting in the VIP seat and frequently looked at the little loli on the stage, was sweating profusely on his forehead. He looked quite nervous, and an ominous premonition emerged in his heart.

He didn't forget that Little Loli once discussed with him on the phone that he planned to reveal a deeply hidden secret at the concert, and once this secret is revealed, it may bring bad images.

But now it looks like... Could it be that she really wants to give that secret to...

Squeezing the palms that were completely soaked in sweat, he couldn't help muttering to himself like praying:
"Hey, hey...it's funny, don't make any fools of me..."

……

After more than ten seconds...

Seeing that the suspenseful atmosphere at the scene was almost brewing, the little Lolita nodded her head in satisfaction, changed her previous entangled attitude, and suddenly confessed:

"Actually...I am not alone in performing on stage at the concert today. I also invited a few 'friends' to perform in friendship...I haven't announced it before, so you won't blame me, right?"

How many friends? ? ?

The news announced by Little Loli suddenly caused an uproar at the scene. Almost all the audience were discussing who the so-called 'friend' in Little Loli's mouth was, who was actually qualified to perform on the same stage as the comedian.

Could it be the people around Little Lolita?
Or someone else?
At the same time, when Xiao Sami in the auditorium heard Hao Meng's words, she couldn't help shrinking her hands and feet into a ball, and at the same time looked around and became restless.

It was as if he was worried that he would be called out by Hao Meng to make a fool of himself on stage in the next second.

Although the [-] spectators at the scene were puzzled, but in the face of the soft and cute little lolita's request on the stage, everyone finally shouted in unison——

"Won't--"

Just kidding, in the face of such a cute little loli, don't say that there is something to hide, even if you really did something wrong, which hard-hearted guy would be so cruel as to blame her?

"Well! Then I can rest assured!"

Following Xiao Loli's words, the stage lights and the big screen went out again, and the petite and lovely figure on the stage was hidden in the darkness...

After a few seconds, the background screen on the stage finally lighted up slightly. Although there was no light, with the contrast of the screen behind, everyone could barely see a silhouette on the stage, a silhouette, a The petite figure, the most conspicuous thing is that the dark figure has two iconic super long double ponytails! ! !
A name is ready to emerge at the scene and in the hearts of all the audience watching the live broadcast!
And the cheers are like a tide surging in the audience!

Keyboard, BASS, drummer, guitar... The band members who were in charge of the accompaniment on the stage took a collective deep breath to calm down the dreamy but restless excitement in their hearts, and then looked at each other and nodded.

Immediately afterwards, the drummer struck the cymbals on the drum kit as the pre-opening. After the third strike, all the lights, screens and lighting on the stage were instantly lit up!

Caught off guard the opening nuclear energy!
"The world's number one おひめさま Your Royal Highness the world's number one princess"

"そういう扱い感觉てよね The appropriate treatment must be kept in mind—understand?"

……

Accompanied by the familiar battle song of the Hatsune Knights and the familiar voice, a petite figure, with green double ponytails, but dressed in Hatsune's formula, the loli Hatsune-sama appeared on the stage and all the giant screens in an instant. Above the curtain!

At the same time, all the genuine light sticks in the hands of the audience at the scene automatically changed from white to the iconic light green of Hatsune at the moment when Hatsune sang!
The funny little loli and hatsune fans at the scene were completely crazy!Along with the tidal wave of screams, countless green fluorescent sticks waved in the dark and crazily called for Her Royal Highness!

And the live broadcast room of the beep station was completely overwhelmed by such as [See Your Royal Highness, the number one princess in the world! ! ! ] and other barrage to paint the green barrage ocean!
And who would have dared to think that the friend that the funny little loli talks about is actually His Highness Hatsune! ! !
And the important thing is——

Hatsune-sama is still a lolita!
However, she is also a loli, but different from being funny, Hatsune Highness appears in a majestic young lady's posture and aura, and her lofty and arrogant princess fan is even more vividly expressed!Completely has a different style!

And the camera lens switches back and forth from the top, the side, the back of the side, and the audience at a close-up angle of 45 degrees... and other extremely tricky angles, and the three-dimensional images captured can 100% prove that His Highness Hatsune at the scene is not the usual one at all. A pseudo-hologram projected on a glass plate! ! !
Then there is only one truth...

Almost all the fans silently guessed in their hearts...

……

At the VIP seats, looking at the lively Lolita Hatsune on the stage, the station master was completely dumbfounded at this moment, and then realized something, and suddenly burst out laughing nervously.

This untimely laughter once attracted dissatisfied glares from the surrounding celebrities and business leaders, as if it was because it disturbed them from watching the wonderful performance.

As the immediate boss, the president of Biz Station quickly patted the station master on the shoulder and asked in a low voice.

"It's nothing, it's just that I was put on by the joke again, happy! It's just happy! Haha..."

The face of the station master who said this was filled with uncontrollable joy, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly——

I never imagined that Funny actually designed this surprise...

So what kind of surprises will Funny bring next?

I'm looking forward to it...

……

　Thanks to 【绝桜】【Great Magician Xiaoxiao】【Drunken Songs, Misty Rain and Smile】【A Dried Salted Fish】for the reward of 100 coins!
　　
　
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