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Chapter 721 I Heard You Are Lolicons?

One minute before the start of the performance, when all the lights of the Bird's Nest were turned off, the auditorium instantly turned into a sea of ​​white fluorescent sticks, and the screams of 1 fans also made the audience boil!

Because everyone knows that that loli...

Coming soon!

The lights on the stage flickered back and forth restlessly, and a 60-second countdown was projected on the super-sized giant screens. With the glow sticks waving in the audience and the noise of the fans, it seemed that it was coming to the end Ten seconds countdown!
Right now...

A loud noise suddenly came from the sky, and the fans and audience looked up at the sky in amazement, and saw a huge firework bursting above the bird's nest, and the burning fireworks exploded high in the sky with a big Arabic numeral '10' ', then the exhausted fireworks dimmed, and immediately followed by another loud noise, and another firework bloomed over the bird's nest, but this time the shape became the number '9'...

A digital firework bloomed every second, and the fans who realized that this was a countdown counted down in unison.

"...Eight—! Seven—! Six—!...Three—! Two—! One—!"

When the countdown resounding through the sky reaches 'one'——

Snapped!
The stage lights and screens are all off!
At the same time, the prelude to an extremely familiar and cheerful song sounded slowly...

And above the stage, an extremely petite figure slowly emerged from the darkness...

……

Since the vast majority of fans cannot get tickets at all, and some are unable to go there due to study or work reasons, watching the live broadcast of Bizhan's exclusive funny little lolita concert has become the only option.

Although watching the live broadcast can't feel the atmosphere and impact brought by the scene, let alone interact with idols and call for support, the overwhelming countdown barrage sent by tens of millions of viewers fills up and sweeps the entire screen. It is not inferior to the scene at all, even worse.

For this reason, many people have to turn off the barrage display function in order not to affect the normal viewing of the performance.

Xiaoming, a college student who claims to be an "old fan of little Lolita", is one of the "cloud viewers" who watched the live broadcast of the concert. When the countdown in the live broadcast ended and the prelude to the song sounded, he mistakenly thought that his mobile phone rang Xiaoming subconsciously glanced at the mobile phone beside the table.

Because this prelude is his favorite, and it is also a pit song, which is used as the ringtone of "君色に染まる"!

And when the familiar petite figure slowly emerged on the stage, the stage lights gradually turned on, and Xiaoming, who was jumping and dancing cheerfully with the accompaniment in a cute dress, couldn't help saying 'awsl' at that time. Surprised, a trace of past memories was also awakened.

He still remembers that the little Loli's cute appearance made him amazed; he still remembers that the beautiful songs sung by the little Loli moved him; he still remembers that the little Loli's graceful dancing brought him vision Enjoy...

To this day, Little Loli chose this first submitted work as the opening track, which suddenly awakened beautiful memories in the hearts of countless old fans...

……

on site.

Accompanied by the cute singing voice and cheerful dance of the little girl, and the [-] fans at the scene waving fluorescent sticks to call, the opening song soon came to an end.

However, it may be that the little Lolita is so cute in a pure white dress with white silk, or it may be because the little Lolita did not give fans a chance to vent their enthusiasm at the beginning. The [-] fans who were still calling quietly and orderly burst into screams and shouts like a volcanic eruption in front of the super cute little loli on the stage!

"funny!!!"

"Look at me! Funny look at me!!!"

"Ah!!! She's looking at me! Sa's life is worth it!"

"Funny please marry me!"

……

Fans screaming like this abounded, and the scene seemed to be out of control, with some irrational fans rushing to the stage over layers of security personnel.

Although the stage is at least two or three meters above the ground, it would be impossible for idlers to climb up, but if you think about it carefully, you are facing a crowd of [-] people. As long as one person takes the lead, the second will follow. If they all swarm up... This scene is also quite scary.

If the stage had been replaced by an ordinary little lolita, she would have run backstage in fright in the face of this fanatical battle, but who is Hao Meng?After experiencing so much, what big storms and waves have you not seen?

At that moment, Hao Meng not only did not feel nervous at all, nor did he retreat. Instead, he stayed on the stage, raised the microphone, smiled, and calmly interacted with the [-] fans who were in a frenzy:
"I said...are all of you here here lolicons?"

It seems that the fans did not expect that the little Loli was so bold and asked this question. Many people were stunned at that time, and the originally noisy Bird's Nest suddenly became quiet.

Immediately afterwards, some sporadic shouts came from the audience, and then more and more people shouted, and finally they merged into a loud sentence——

"Yes--!!!"

Satisfied with the fans' answers, little Lolita nodded her head, smiled brightly, and asked another question casually.

"So... what do you like most about being a lolicon?"

"Luo-li!!! (broken sound)"

"Baga! - hentai! - Wu, Lu, Sai!"

After hearing this answer, the little loli pretended to be angry, pointed at the audience with her little finger and started scolding her one by one with "Three consecutive words of nail palace", and this "scold" suddenly turned the entire bird's nest into a giant Ah Wei. death scene.

"However...the last thing I want to say to you—"

Immediately afterwards, the little Loli who seemed angry at first suddenly turned her back in embarrassment, showing off her arrogant side shyly and reluctantly:
"It's great to be a lolicon!"

After finishing speaking, before the excited screams from the audience could be heard, the lights on the stage gradually dimmed again, and little Lolita disappeared in the darkness...

At the same time, an extremely capricious song title appeared on the big screen: "It's Great to Be a Lolicon"

new song!

At the same time, not only the fans of the Bird's Nest were excited, but the live broadcast room of the concert on Bizhan also completely exploded!

You must know that since Funny became famous, there has been no new song or house dance for a long time, and most of the people who came to see the performance had the mentality of revisiting the classics, and there was no extravagant hope that there would be a new song.

And this new song brings great surprises to fans and audiences!
What's more, the title of this song...is simply written for many lolicon fans!
Can you not be excited?
Can you not be excited?

Can you not look forward to it?
After a short transition, accompanied by cheerful but unfamiliar prelude music, when the petite figure of the little loli appeared on the stage again after changing her costume, there was another wave of frenzied screaming.

What is completely different from the previous white silk dress is that it is a pure black lolita-style dress, especially the little black top hat that the little loli wears obliquely on top of the silver hair, which is a bit cute because of the filling, it is simply As beautiful as a doll.

It's such an exquisite 'doll', but it sings such a natural sound with a soft and cute loli voice:
"Petite body without a small waist"

"The big black eyes and the pouty mouth can't be seen as an adult..."

……

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　　By the way I wish myself a happy birthday...even though it's my birthday alone again this year...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)