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Chapter 654 Impure Motives
Chapter 654 Impure Motives
"return the goods……"
The maid who received the master's order was slightly taken aback, and instead of rushing to follow the order to find the tape, she turned her head to look at the cardboard box shaking under Little Lolita's body, and then asked a key question in a serious and cooperative manner.
"Wait! There is no delivery address on this box... Where is the address?"
In response to this question, the little loli who was lying on the box rolled her eyes when she heard this, and said it as a matter of course.
"Of course there is an address, just write to me directly: 'Southeast of Florida Peninsula in North America, Bermuda Triangle waters, received by Schrödinger'!"
As if he had heard his own tragic fate and believed it, the cardboard box shook even more, and the silly cat inside might escape from trouble at any time.
This made Hao Meng couldn't help urging Jasmine.
"Quick! Go! I can't bear Schrödinger's coffin!"
Facing the somewhat off-line conversation between the master and the servant, Qian Yu, who was watching, couldn't help but hold his forehead and complain in his heart.
No... let’s not talk about whether to send live animals or not. If this express is really sent, with the transportation level of the violent express, I am afraid you will be the cat abuser!
How could a deceased physicist in the last century live in Bermuda, and what the hell is Schrödinger's coffin board... No, no, no, why am I complaining about this?Is now the time to rant?
It's all about complaining, Qian Yu naturally wouldn't fool around with little Lolita, not to mention that the target of being ridiculed was his stupid and pitiful cheap sister.
After clapping his hands, the relatively normal Qian Yu opened his mouth to stop the farce in time.
"Okay, let's stop joking here, let's talk about why my sister found this place, and hid herself in the express box, and most importantly, why is she still dressed as..."
"Cute cat girl!"
After finishing speaking, the excited Qianyu panted heavily, already ready to move, as if he couldn't stop himself.
While making everyone around feel ashamed, they also secretly complained: Is this guy a cat-eared lolicon?
……
Under Qian Yu's interference, Hao Meng naturally wouldn't really seal Little Sampiao in the box and send it to international express, and soon Little Sampiao was liberated from the box.
Almost at the same time, at the moment Xiao Sami came out, accompanied by the sound of starting up the surrounding household appliances, the originally dim living room was suddenly filled with light.
There is a call.
The dazzling light made Xiao Sa Miao, who was used to the darkness inside the box, very uncomfortable. This made her squint her eyes slightly and rub her eyes in an effort to adapt.
However, when she vaguely saw a familiar figure in the crowd, she rushed over and hugged her thigh without thinking about anything else.
"Sister Qianyu!"
The little blonde girl with double ponytails rubbed her cheek against the opponent's thigh affectionately, then lightly punched the opponent twice with her small fist, and said angrily like a baby.
"My sister is a big villain! When you hugged me before, you didn't say I was heavy!"
The most important thing for girls is weight, and the most taboo thing is for others to say that they are heavy. Xiao Sa Miao has not forgotten the heart-wrenching words from her sister that she heard when she was hiding in the box. She will naturally not let go of her cuteness and coquettishness now. Take this opportunity for revenge.
however……
"Uh... By the way, did you recognize the wrong person... Your sister Qianyu is behind you... and the two times you hit me just now, can I double the hammer back? Don't worry, just let your sister do it for you."
Jasmine looked at the little blond girl hugging her thigh who said nothing, and pointed to the other side with some embarrassment, while muttering inwardly.
Cut...compared to Hao Meng, this child is not cute at all, thanks to Qian Yu for being able to bear having such a willful younger sister.
Xiao Samiao, who found out that she was acting coquettishly to the wrong person, is now extremely embarrassed, but fortunately, Qian Yu's focus is not on this.
"Come on, I need an explanation, why are you here in such a strange way?"
Qian Yu stared at Xiao Sami and asked seriously, but strangely, her words made Xiao Sami lower her head, and rubbed her eyes with her two small hands, and soon began to sob.
"Sister... I'm sorry, last time I was self-willed in my temper, and I said it in a moment of anger. Although you are not my real sister, you are always closer than my real sister in my heart."
This situation made Qianyu slightly stunned in astonishment. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered that the cheap little sister had an awkward fight with him in the coffee shop before, and once yelled the phrase "I don't know this sister".
Speaking of which, if it wasn't for Xiao Samiao's reminder, Qian Yu, who didn't take it to heart at all, really almost forgot about it.
"Ah... so you still care about this matter, so you came to apologize? Okay, sister, I forgive you, don't cry, okay?"
Qian Yu comforted him a little at a loss, and at the same time said helplessly in his heart.
Fortunately, she can still remember what happened so long ago. At that time, I didn't mind at all, okay?And now I don't have your sister in my heart, what should I do...
It seemed that the consolation had worked, Xiao Sami wiped away her tears with her sleeve, raised her head and looked at Qianyu expectantly, and at the same time waited eagerly.
"Then...sister, since you have forgiven me, can you leave here and go home with me to be my sister?"
"No."
When it comes to another cuter loli, Qian Yu's answer is very crisp.
"Ah?!"
Xiao Sami also thought about the possibility of Qianyu's rejection, but she never expected that the other party's rejection was so undisguised, there was no room for even a little bit of turning around.
At that time, he was stunned.
Hao Meng, who was secretly observing from the side, saw all this in his eyes. At this time, he couldn't help narrowing his eyes slightly as he stared at Xiao Samiao.
I just said that this guy took so much trouble to come here, he must have a purpose!
Now it really is exposed!
Hao Meng thought to herself.
Not to mention that this guy is wearing Qianyu, the cat ear control's favorite cat ear decoration, I am afraid that tonight's power outage has a lot to do with her!
If you think about it carefully, with this guy's means, it's a trivial matter to pretend to be accidental and cause a few regional power outages in the city. Money can naturally make ghosts push the wheel. Relying on the information that he appeared in the supermarket at noon, he can determine the surrounding area. While watching the live broadcast, people will tentatively cut off the power one by one. If the live broadcast and the power outage are at the same time, then it is easy to know the general location of oneself along the broken wire...
But the question is... how did she precisely lock and find the detailed address of her home?
The little loli who can't figure it out, even if she racks her brains at this moment, I'm afraid she can't imagine that there is such a little loli who hates her blond double ponytail, who is on time every day, even if she stays up late, she still watches her live broadcast. Even when watching the live broadcast, he gritted his teeth and was very unconvinced.
On that day, Hao Meng, who drank 'vodka', naturally couldn't remember that she had accidentally exposed her dressing preferences during the live broadcast.
The strawberry panties and strawberry pajamas that were hanging outside naturally exposed the culprit of Hao Meng's residence.
After all, because of this, Xiao Sami even followed the trend and secretly changed all her underwear and pajamas into cute strawberry patterns. How can she forget it?
……
Thanks to [Pursaps] for the reward of 400 coins!Thank you [Wishing Dream] for the reward of 100 coins!
(End of this chapter)
"return the goods……"
The maid who received the master's order was slightly taken aback, and instead of rushing to follow the order to find the tape, she turned her head to look at the cardboard box shaking under Little Lolita's body, and then asked a key question in a serious and cooperative manner.
"Wait! There is no delivery address on this box... Where is the address?"
In response to this question, the little loli who was lying on the box rolled her eyes when she heard this, and said it as a matter of course.
"Of course there is an address, just write to me directly: 'Southeast of Florida Peninsula in North America, Bermuda Triangle waters, received by Schrödinger'!"
As if he had heard his own tragic fate and believed it, the cardboard box shook even more, and the silly cat inside might escape from trouble at any time.
This made Hao Meng couldn't help urging Jasmine.
"Quick! Go! I can't bear Schrödinger's coffin!"
Facing the somewhat off-line conversation between the master and the servant, Qian Yu, who was watching, couldn't help but hold his forehead and complain in his heart.
No... let’s not talk about whether to send live animals or not. If this express is really sent, with the transportation level of the violent express, I am afraid you will be the cat abuser!
How could a deceased physicist in the last century live in Bermuda, and what the hell is Schrödinger's coffin board... No, no, no, why am I complaining about this?Is now the time to rant?
It's all about complaining, Qian Yu naturally wouldn't fool around with little Lolita, not to mention that the target of being ridiculed was his stupid and pitiful cheap sister.
After clapping his hands, the relatively normal Qian Yu opened his mouth to stop the farce in time.
"Okay, let's stop joking here, let's talk about why my sister found this place, and hid herself in the express box, and most importantly, why is she still dressed as..."
"Cute cat girl!"
After finishing speaking, the excited Qianyu panted heavily, already ready to move, as if he couldn't stop himself.
While making everyone around feel ashamed, they also secretly complained: Is this guy a cat-eared lolicon?
……
Under Qian Yu's interference, Hao Meng naturally wouldn't really seal Little Sampiao in the box and send it to international express, and soon Little Sampiao was liberated from the box.
Almost at the same time, at the moment Xiao Sami came out, accompanied by the sound of starting up the surrounding household appliances, the originally dim living room was suddenly filled with light.
There is a call.
The dazzling light made Xiao Sa Miao, who was used to the darkness inside the box, very uncomfortable. This made her squint her eyes slightly and rub her eyes in an effort to adapt.
However, when she vaguely saw a familiar figure in the crowd, she rushed over and hugged her thigh without thinking about anything else.
"Sister Qianyu!"
The little blonde girl with double ponytails rubbed her cheek against the opponent's thigh affectionately, then lightly punched the opponent twice with her small fist, and said angrily like a baby.
"My sister is a big villain! When you hugged me before, you didn't say I was heavy!"
The most important thing for girls is weight, and the most taboo thing is for others to say that they are heavy. Xiao Sa Miao has not forgotten the heart-wrenching words from her sister that she heard when she was hiding in the box. She will naturally not let go of her cuteness and coquettishness now. Take this opportunity for revenge.
however……
"Uh... By the way, did you recognize the wrong person... Your sister Qianyu is behind you... and the two times you hit me just now, can I double the hammer back? Don't worry, just let your sister do it for you."
Jasmine looked at the little blond girl hugging her thigh who said nothing, and pointed to the other side with some embarrassment, while muttering inwardly.
Cut...compared to Hao Meng, this child is not cute at all, thanks to Qian Yu for being able to bear having such a willful younger sister.
Xiao Samiao, who found out that she was acting coquettishly to the wrong person, is now extremely embarrassed, but fortunately, Qian Yu's focus is not on this.
"Come on, I need an explanation, why are you here in such a strange way?"
Qian Yu stared at Xiao Sami and asked seriously, but strangely, her words made Xiao Sami lower her head, and rubbed her eyes with her two small hands, and soon began to sob.
"Sister... I'm sorry, last time I was self-willed in my temper, and I said it in a moment of anger. Although you are not my real sister, you are always closer than my real sister in my heart."
This situation made Qianyu slightly stunned in astonishment. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered that the cheap little sister had an awkward fight with him in the coffee shop before, and once yelled the phrase "I don't know this sister".
Speaking of which, if it wasn't for Xiao Samiao's reminder, Qian Yu, who didn't take it to heart at all, really almost forgot about it.
"Ah... so you still care about this matter, so you came to apologize? Okay, sister, I forgive you, don't cry, okay?"
Qian Yu comforted him a little at a loss, and at the same time said helplessly in his heart.
Fortunately, she can still remember what happened so long ago. At that time, I didn't mind at all, okay?And now I don't have your sister in my heart, what should I do...
It seemed that the consolation had worked, Xiao Sami wiped away her tears with her sleeve, raised her head and looked at Qianyu expectantly, and at the same time waited eagerly.
"Then...sister, since you have forgiven me, can you leave here and go home with me to be my sister?"
"No."
When it comes to another cuter loli, Qian Yu's answer is very crisp.
"Ah?!"
Xiao Sami also thought about the possibility of Qianyu's rejection, but she never expected that the other party's rejection was so undisguised, there was no room for even a little bit of turning around.
At that time, he was stunned.
Hao Meng, who was secretly observing from the side, saw all this in his eyes. At this time, he couldn't help narrowing his eyes slightly as he stared at Xiao Samiao.
I just said that this guy took so much trouble to come here, he must have a purpose!
Now it really is exposed!
Hao Meng thought to herself.
Not to mention that this guy is wearing Qianyu, the cat ear control's favorite cat ear decoration, I am afraid that tonight's power outage has a lot to do with her!
If you think about it carefully, with this guy's means, it's a trivial matter to pretend to be accidental and cause a few regional power outages in the city. Money can naturally make ghosts push the wheel. Relying on the information that he appeared in the supermarket at noon, he can determine the surrounding area. While watching the live broadcast, people will tentatively cut off the power one by one. If the live broadcast and the power outage are at the same time, then it is easy to know the general location of oneself along the broken wire...
But the question is... how did she precisely lock and find the detailed address of her home?
The little loli who can't figure it out, even if she racks her brains at this moment, I'm afraid she can't imagine that there is such a little loli who hates her blond double ponytail, who is on time every day, even if she stays up late, she still watches her live broadcast. Even when watching the live broadcast, he gritted his teeth and was very unconvinced.
On that day, Hao Meng, who drank 'vodka', naturally couldn't remember that she had accidentally exposed her dressing preferences during the live broadcast.
The strawberry panties and strawberry pajamas that were hanging outside naturally exposed the culprit of Hao Meng's residence.
After all, because of this, Xiao Sami even followed the trend and secretly changed all her underwear and pajamas into cute strawberry patterns. How can she forget it?
……
Thanks to [Pursaps] for the reward of 400 coins!Thank you [Wishing Dream] for the reward of 100 coins!
(End of this chapter)
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