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Chapter 653 Suspicious Courier

After the police were reminded, they took a battery car to continue to perform security patrols in the next area, and Qian Yu was also busy taking back the clothes to be dried in the courtyard under the kind reminder of the other party.

But just when Qianyu wanted to close and lock the gate of the yard for safety, a pure black Mercedes Benz business van slowly parked beside the street at the gate of the yard.

The driver's door opened, and a young man in a cap and brown courier uniform hurried out of the car. He first glanced at the house number on the wall of the courtyard, and then lowered his head to look at the card he was holding in his hand. Shan Zi, then raised his voice to Qian Yu.

"Excuse me... is this Hao Meng's house?"

Qian Yu was slightly stunned, and did not answer in a hurry, but looked at the brother who was suspected of being a courier suspiciously and cautiously, and said hesitantly.

"You are……"

"Oh, I have a large express delivery, please sign for it."

The courier boy was very polite and even took out a ballpoint pen for signing from his coat pocket.

express delivery?
Qian Yu turned his head suspiciously and glanced at the business van behind the courier brother, which had no company logo and had a thick black privacy film on the windows, and couldn't help muttering to himself.

Do courier deliverers even drive Mercedes-Benz extravagantly these days?
Suspicious Qian Yu was not in a hurry to open the door for the other party, but first took the courier receipt form delivered by the other party through the gate fence of the big iron gate, and looked at the list in the last faint light of the setting sun.

Soon, she discovered something unusual.

"Wait... Which courier company did you come from? Also, why does this order look like a crudely printed imitation?"

Cautious Qianyu questioned the other party. However, in the face of the doubts, the courier boy seemed to turn a deaf ear. He still opened the back door of the carriage, carefully held the bottom and took out a large cardboard box from the car, and then gently put it down. At the gate.

The courier brother put down the box, straightened up and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand in relief, with a forced smile on his face.

Qian Yu originally thought that the other party would open her mouth to give herself a reasonable explanation, but while she was patiently waiting for the following...

I saw this 'courier brother' turned his head and ran away very abruptly, and rushed back to the cab where the engine was not turned off, got in the car, stepped on the clutch and shifted gears, released the handbrake and stepped on the accelerator, and ran away as if to escape... Leaving behind Qianyu, who was holding the courier slip in a daze, messed up in the wind, and a big corrugated box outside the door...

Eh?Are couriers so willful these days?
Qian Yu complained helplessly in her heart.

……

At first, when Hao Meng heard that he had his own courier, he was very happy.

But when she saw Qian Yu carrying the so-called courier box in with some difficulty, she couldn't help being slightly stunned.

This express box... isn't it a bit big...

I saw the box in front of Qianyu's hands, which could even hold a smaller washing machine. It was the first time Hao Meng received such a large express package.

"It's really heavy! This box is so heavy! Hao Meng, what did you buy online? It's the first time I've moved such a heavy object since I was a child! If I knew it, I would have called Jasmine to carry the box!"

Qian Yu, who threw the box in the middle of the living room, shook her sore arms, frowned and complained at the same time, but she didn't notice that when she said this, the courier box suddenly trembled slightly.

Although the courier was suspicious, it could not be left at the door to be picked up by others, so Qian Yu simply moved the box in and let Hao Meng decide.

"I didn't buy anything..."

Hao Meng scratched her little head with an innocent look on her face, then she seemed to remember something and suddenly said.

"Maybe Bizhan sent me something again? After all, not long ago my Bizhan fans exceeded 200 million, and Bizhan hasn't given me any rewards yet. This box that is much bigger than last time might be... "

Speaking of this, Hao Meng turned to look at the large, boxy express box by the candlelight.

There is no special logo for Beep Station on the box. To be precise, it is a very thick kraft paper box with no logo at all. There is only a sticker on the box seal with the words "Hao Mengshou" written on it. Said the recipient's address, this time it didn't even have the shipping address.

This mysterious express box also attracted other people, even Jasmine who was busy in the kitchen took a break to look around curiously, and Hao Meng impatiently dug out the wallpaper knife for opening the box from the coffee table.

"Let me remind you first, this courier is very suspicious. The courier left the box and ran away, not even the courier slip."

Qian Yu who said this shook the courier signature slip in his hand, but this reminder could not dispel the exuberant and strong curiosity in Little Lolita's heart.

Skillfully and quickly cutting the sealing tape with a wallpaper knife, Hao Meng opened the box expectantly, and looked inside the box by the light of the candle held by Alice.

However, after just a glance, little Lolita froze on the spot.

I saw a blond loli wearing a suspender dress and twin ponytails buried in a pile of spherical foam cushions in the box.

This little loli, who is very familiar to Hao Meng, tilted her head up in the box, and her eyes just met Hao Meng who was looking down. At this moment, the left hand of the blond little loli was scratching her cheek subconsciously. , that dazed expression with a nervous half-open mouth clearly indicated that she hadn't expected that the box would be opened suddenly at the next moment, she was not mentally prepared and appeared very flustered and surprised.

Hao Meng: "..."

No, no, no... It must have been the wrong way I opened the box just now, which caused me to hallucinate, and I saw this little silly meow in the box...

Isn't this bullshit?How could that guy put himself in a box and deliver it to his door obediently?illusion!It must be an illusion!

Or close the box and open it again...

Thinking of this, Hao Meng pretended nothing happened and saw nothing, closed the box, took a deep breath, calmed down, and repeated the previous action to open it.

However this time...

When the box was opened, it was still the familiar little girl with blond hair and double ponytails, but compared to before, there was an extra cat ear headband on her head, and the little hands on the headband being adjusted clearly proved that the pair of fake cat ears had just Not long after putting it on, after realizing that her little movements were being seen, the little blond girl put down her little hand in a panic, lowered her head shyly and turned her head to the side, and the index fingers of both hands poked each other lightly with some anxiety.

The scene in front of him made Hao Meng dumbfounded again.

Are you kidding me?

What the hell is the COS cat girl in front of me!
And what does your shy expression mean!

Can anyone explain to me why this guy is in my express box!
This is no longer a question of whether the method of opening is correct, but a question of opening Pandora's box!

Hao Meng, who was dumbfounded and began to doubt her life, was about to close the box again, but the girl in the box was a step ahead of her.

The little girl with blond hair and ponytails who was originally curled up in the box suddenly stood up from the box, put her two little hands next to the cat ear headdress and curled her fingers slightly, with an unnatural smile on her face, and opened her mouth to defecate. To Qian Yu who was on the side, she showed off her cuteness.

"Meow~"

however.

Snapped!
Hao Meng, who was expressionless and indifferent to this, mercilessly slapped Xiao Sa Miao on the forehead who was acting cute as a cat lady.

"Meow...uh..."

Little Sami, under Hao Meng's clutches, was speechless on the spot.

Little Loli pressed down her palm, and pushed the cat girl with two ponytails back into the box without saying a word, and closed the box completely. Lie down on the box to seal it, then turned to Jasmine who was already staring blankly, and said in a nonchalant and serious tone.

"Jasmine, please help me find the scotch tape to seal the box. I don't remember buying such a silly pet cat online. The courier brother must have delivered it wrong. I have to contact the courier company to return it. "

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　Thank you [Cruel de Eggs] for the reward of 500 coins!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)