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Chapter 492 Green Light
Outside the door of Miao Miao Cafe, there is now a small blackboard, with a line of handwriting written in cute and cute chalk on the blackboard.

[The store sells special cakes made by Lori herself!Welcome to taste meow! 】

In addition to this line of cute pink handwriting, a catwoman with two cute cat ears on her head and wearing a maid outfit was drawn on the empty space next to it; and the other corner was also graffitied with yellow chalk He made a funny expression that was obviously not serious at first glance, but very devilish and cheap.

It is such a small blackboard, which is placed on the crosswalk at the entrance of the store, but it frequently attracts passers-by to stop and watch.

Some otaku who had just returned from 'Little Akihabara' passed by here. After seeing the small blackboard displayed in this maid cafe, their faces immediately showed a very interested expression, and they went to the store without hesitation. go.

In addition, even some uncles with successful careers stopped the hurried pace of this cute sign, stood at the door of the store, and looked curiously into the rather popular store, as if hesitant Would you like to go in and taste the so-called cake made by Lori herself.

When these uncles faintly saw the cute silver-haired little loli wearing an apron behind the bar smearing cakes outside the door, they couldn't control themselves anymore and rushed into the shop regardless of appearance.

Soon, there was a long line in front of the store.

Similarly, people who come here to rush to buy loli cakes will inevitably meet acquaintances...

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Lao Li just got off work at noon. Originally, he wanted to find a nearby restaurant for lunch at noon today, but unexpectedly saw the small blackboard displayed in this coffee shop.

Originally, an uncle like him with several children in his family would never go to this kind of maid cafe. He just looked around outside out of curiosity, but after just taking a look, when he saw the cute girl in the shop Little Lolita couldn't control her feet immediately. When he came to his senses, he realized that he was already thick-skinned and followed a group of young people into the store and lined up.

If it hadn't been for seeing several uncles of the same age as him in the store, all excitedly queuing up, the thin-skinned old Li might have already
Although the shape of this cake is a bit strange, it can even be said that it has no aesthetic feeling, it is simply a child's graffiti, but...

When he got the cake made by this petite and lovely silver-haired little loli and handed it in himself, and saw the sweet smile on the corner of the little loli's cream-stained mouth, he felt that everything was worth it of!
Such a cute loli, such a sweet smile, don't talk about being cheeky to queue up to buy,
When Lao Li happily held up the packaged cake and squeezed through the crowded crowd in the store, and when he squeezed out the door, he unexpectedly heard a call from an acquaintance.

"Lao Li! Hey, isn't this Lao Li?"

Lao Li was shocked in his heart, and turned his head to look in the direction of the sound. When he saw the neighbor and colleague in the company among the crowd queuing outside the door, the expression on his face suddenly froze. After coming down, he had no choice but to smile bitterly.

"It turns out... so it's Old Wang!"

You must know that Lao Wang is famous for his loud voice. When he comes here to buy loli cakes today, everyone except the company will be publicized. I am afraid that his wife and children at home, and even the pug at home will know that he is here today. Where and from whom did I buy something...

"Hehe...coincidentally, you also bought cakes!"

Lao Wang's eyes fell on the box of cream cakes in Lao Li's hand. Seeing Lao Li subconsciously hiding the box of cakes behind his back, he couldn't help but smile.

"You are a married man, unlike my divorced wife, who can do whatever he wants without any scruples..."

Speaking of this, he paused when he saw Lao Wang's obviously unnatural expression, and then explained the truth with a single word.

"Hey, I didn't expect Section Chief Li, who is usually vigorous and honest, to be a lolicon just like me... confidant... confidant!"

Lao Li's face darkened immediately, but he quickly thought of an excuse, and hurriedly defended himself.

"What lolicon? Old Wang, don't be joking! This cake is actually bought for my children, who are always clamoring for cakes. There is no way... I, I don't eat this stuff, cakes and all. It's cream, it will get greasy after eating...hehe..."

"..."

Seeing Lao Li's clumsy cover-up, Lao Wang was speechless, and couldn't help but expose his lies.

"The children in your family are either staying outside to study at university, or leaving the children in the care of the old lady. They are not at home these days, and they will not go home until at least next month. How long do you plan to keep this cake?"

Lao Li cursed in his heart that he had made a mistake, and did not carefully review what Lao Wang said just now, and hurriedly continued to argue nonsense.

"Ah, I was wrong, but my wife wanted a cake! I bought it for her!"

"your wife?"

Seeing that Lao Li was still trying to cover up the truth, Lao Wang couldn't help but sneered.

"Your wife is not at home today! Didn't she tell you to go back to her mother's house to see the children?"

Lao Li was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and it took him a long time to come to his senses.

"Eh? No... I haven't mentioned these things to you. What about my wife and children's private affairs... How do you know so much about my family's situation?"

For some reason, Lao Li felt that the top of his head seemed to be a little green...

These words made the expression on Old Wang's face that was still holding the winning ticket froze all of a sudden, and the situation suddenly turned 180 degrees. His current bitter face is not different from the old Li's face before. where to go.

"Come, come, come out! Let's go to the small alley over there and have a good chat..."

Under the gazes and pointing fingers of the people around him, Lao Li grabbed Lao Wang's arm, pulled him out of the team, and dragged him directly to a dark alley nearby.

The old Wang who was being dragged along had long since lost his composure, and he hurriedly begged for mercy.

"If you have something to say, talk it out! If you have something to say, talk it out! Or... everyone will act as if nothing happened today! I won't tell you the fact that you are a lolicon, so don't think about it, don't take it to heart, everyone Are you safe and sound?"

Lao Wang's words made Lao Li laugh.

Seeing the other party's sudden giggle, Lao Wang thought that the other party had reached a consensus and thought there was room for maneuver, so he couldn't help but giggle too.

However, Lao Wang hadn't laughed a few times before he was staggered by Fei Guoli's kick and stopped his smirk.

"What the hell am I a lolicon! Anyway, I don't plan to have a wife anymore, and now I can do whatever I want without any scruples!"

Lao Li kicked and beat Lao Wang, who had given him a cuckold, and cursed angrily at the same time.

After venting with punches and kicks, Lao Wang then carefully picked up the cake that had just fallen on the ground, wiped off the dust and muttered to himself.

"It's better to be a loli! At least I don't have to worry about being green..."

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