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Chapter 491 Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon
The uncle's exclamation made Jasmine, who was passing by the bar with a tray, come over curiously, and looked at the piece of cream cake.

Jasmine just glanced at it, her eyes widened, and she couldn't help covering her mouth in surprise and exclaiming.

"Huh? Isn't this the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The degree of completion is really high!"

She glanced at her father in surprise, shook her head in disbelief, then looked at the little loli beside her, and said in surprise.

"Did Hao Meng make it? So you also watch "Gintama"... Except that the color is not white, the shape is exactly the same as the one shown in the anime!"

Hearing his daughter's serious praise, the uncle on the side now has black question marks all over his head. He pointed to the strange columnar object on the cake, plus two small round balls, and couldn't help scratching his head in confusion.

"No... This looks rather obscene... Isn't it really that?"

The uncle's words immediately caused a trace of disgust to appear on Jasmine's face, she took two steps back and frowned.

"What the hell! The perverted old man is full of obscene thoughts all day long, thank you for being able to think of them there! You are so dirty!"

After finishing speaking, Jasmine pointed to the thing on the cake, and talked to her father about science in a serious and serious manner.

"Listen, this is the giant cannon used by Heaven and Man to open the gate of the neon country in the anime "Gintama". 'Armstrong Armstrong cyclotron jet gun'……"

The more Jasmine said, the more embarrassing the uncle's face became. He regretted it now, regretted why he didn't think carefully before speaking, how could a pure little loli make such a filthy cake?

Not far away, a customer who was relatively close to the bar seemed to have heard something. He turned his head and glanced at the bar. Then he hesitated, put down the coffee cup in his hand, couldn't help but get up and came over.

"Just now I heard you guys talking about Gintama, and I'm more concerned..."

The customer was a little puzzled, but he hadn't finished speaking. When he saw the thing standing on the cake on the bar, he was slightly stunned and seemed a little stunned.

The uncle, who was sweating profusely after being taught by his daughter, immediately cheered in his heart when he saw the look of astonishment on the face of the visitor when he saw the cake.

See it!This thing on this cake!

It's not that I'm wretched, uncle, but that this is the truth!

Let's complain!Shout out the name of this thing!

The uncle looked forward to it in his heart.

however……

After being taken aback for a moment, the customer said in surprise as if he had seen something interesting.

"Oh! This...isn't this the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The degree of completion is really high!"

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone and took continuous pictures of this cake.

Uncle is in despair now.

The person's exclamation and photo-taking action immediately attracted the attention of a group of customers below, and several people came up curiously, and immediately chattered after seeing this uniquely shaped cake.

"Huh? This is not Armstrong from "Gintama"..."

"This cake is amazing! It would be great with a giant justwe!"

"It's amazing, this cake... Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo to trick a wave of complaints..."

"Boss, how much is the whole cake? I want it all! It's the first time I see that there are cakes of the Gintama series, I must buy them back and keep them!"

……

A group of people gathered around the bar, and while everyone was chattering away, a discordant voice suddenly came from behind them.

"What nonsense! What nonsense! How can this thing be the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon!"

Everyone hurriedly turned their heads to see who the person who dared to raise doubts was.

Immediately, everyone's unfriendly eyes fell on a young brother who was carrying a camouflage bag and wearing a camouflage peaked cap.

This person's righteous words also made the uncle's originally somewhat decadent expression suddenly show a look of hope. He also looked up at the little brother, secretly pleasantly surprised in his heart.

This little brother seems to be a sensible person!Finally came a normal person!

"No? Then tell me what it is?"

A group of people beside the little brother frowned and folded their arms in a somewhat unkind way.

Facing the unfriendly gazes from these people, the camouflage boy showed no signs of stage fright, pointing at the cake and raising his voice plausibly.

"This is obviously..."

But when he said this, he hesitated.

"What is it? Tell me quickly!"

Some people around couldn't help but urge. The little brother waved his hand to signal everyone to be calm, and then he fumbled in his pocket and said.

"Wait, lest you say that I have nothing to prove, and let me first poison the real photo of this thing."

After finishing speaking, the little brother took out his mobile phone and searched online.

Hey, there are photos... Is it really okay to take out photos of this thing in public?

The uncle couldn't help thinking inwardly, and hurriedly reminded the little loli who was silently watching the play.

"Turn around quickly, the next scene is not suitable for children!"

"Why should I turn around?"

Hao Meng asked in confusion, but at this moment, the little brother seemed to have found something, he waved his mobile phone in front of everyone, and raised his chin quite proudly.

"Did you see it? The shape of this thing is obviously the silencer of a certain self-propelled artillery!"

What I saw on the screen of the mobile phone was a huge camouflage circular tube erected, with two round things connected to the two sides of the tube, and a large-caliber armored self-propelled artillery vehicle with the same camouflage color matching on the end of the tube. .

"..."

Uncle, who has been waiting for a long time, is completely speechless now.

Naturally, the other customers present could not agree with this person's statement, and everyone immediately began to refute in a somewhat noisy manner.

"The one on this cake looks nothing like the cannon in your photo, okay?"

"Damn mentally retarded, this cannon appeared on the answering question on the beep station, it was Armstrong, and now there are still people who don't know... Come on, let me find it for you, what is a standard answer..."

"You're here to fish, right? You know clearly that this thing is an Armstrong cannon, but you deliberately say it's not. If you want to attract the little girl's attention, just say so! What scheming are you trying to do..."

"Who cares about him! Don't grab me, I'll take over the cake!"

"Wait! I came first, why do you want to grab this cake from me?"

……

This unique 'Armstrong' cake, made by Hao Meng, was finally bought by a customer at a sky-high price.

Those who failed to buy the cake beat their chests and feet, with regretful expressions on their faces, as if this cake was a masterpiece of a master.

This makes the store manager can't help but lament that the people nowadays are so strange that such a weird cake is actually scrambling for it...

"Is there any more cake?"

A customer who didn't get the cake asked the shop manager a little bit unwillingly.

The uncle naturally couldn't let go of the door-to-door business, he hurriedly greeted the customer.

"Yes! What kind of cake do you want, I'll make it for you right away!"

However, the customer shook his head, pointed behind the store manager, and said excitedly.

"I want a cake made by her!"

The uncle followed the direction of the customer's finger and turned around to look behind him, and suddenly saw a little silver-haired loli secretly stuffing a decorative cherry into her mouth.

Now the uncle understands why so many people are scrambling for that piece of cake just now, the relationship is all because of Lori!
……

(End of this chapter)