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Chapter 207 Stop the Fire!It's an allied army!
But then, the math teacher was surprised to find that the little girl Qi Lunuo who was dancing the house dance actually sang a math problem:

The bus departed from the Scarlet Devil's Mansion, initially carrying three people;
When we arrived at Baiyu Tower, one person got off, and only half of the new ones got on the bus;

Drive to Yakumo's house, two people get off, how many passengers are there in total?

Out of professional habits, the math teacher who hid outside the door at first bowed his head in deep thought, and thought about it seriously, trying to solve the math problem.

Unexpectedly, the little girl Qi Lunuo gave the answer directly.

"The answer is that the answer is 0 people 0 people!"

Just when the math teacher was puzzled by the answer, the playful little girl blinked and explained, "Because there are no buses in Gensokyo!"

The math teacher suddenly had the urge to vomit blood.

Except for idiots⑨, no one can solve this problem...

This actually made the math teacher couldn't help but smile knowingly. This kind of question is really nonsensical...

……

The accompaniment gradually came to an end, and the audience in the audience shouted "Baga, Baga" in unison, and the little loli pouted her mouth, and yelled along with "Baga, Baga" angrily.

"BAK! BAK! Slightly~"

Afterwards, the little Lolita stuck out her tongue to everyone in the audience, making a cute face.

Many students in the audience were amused by the cute grimace of Little Lolita, but they still worked hard and shouted 'Baga' following the rhythm.

This cute idiot ⑨ finally collapsed in anger from the bawling noises from the audience. He shook his little hands coquettishly, pouted his mouth, and shouted angrily to the audience.

"Cute! Baga, you are the same! God!" (So stop calling me an idiot!)

Then he rubbed his eyes, his big watery eyes seemed to be able to squeeze out water at any time, the pitiful look made people feel a desire to protect...

Accompanied by the shouts of "Ba Ga" at the end, the little girl Qi Lunuo put on a silly smile at the end, pinched her waist with one hand, and pointed to the sky with the other, marking the perfect end to this oriental house dance .

……

At this time, in addition to the discussions of many students, there were bursts of mobile phone shutter sounds in the classroom. It was like a class break. Everyone was full of interest in this cute little Cirnuo at this time, trying to kiss her.

From the noisy voice, the teacher could vaguely hear someone saying that they wanted to take a group photo together. Thinking of this, he hurriedly fumbled around himself and took out his mobile phone in an attempt to secretly take a photo of the little loli. At the same time, he secretly regretted why he didn't come sooner Thinking of using a mobile phone to record, it would be a great loss not to record the cute house dance of Cirnuo's little lolita!
He took out his mobile phone, held it up with trembling hands, pointed the camera at the little girl, and with the guilt of peeping, he kept pressing the shutter button of the mobile phone.

Cirno is so cute!Even the flustered look when being chased for an autograph is so cute!Take a picture now!Continuous shooting!

ah!Put POS!right!It's this idiot⑨classic POS!

The teacher kept pressing the shutter of the phone excitedly, one, two, three... until the phone indicated that the storage space was full, he stopped regretfully.

Just as he finished shooting and was about to check the harvest, there was a sound behind him that made him frightened.

"Yeah, yay... I didn't expect that the usually pious math teacher is a perverted voyeur."

The voice was very ordinary and flat, as if he was talking about a very common thing, but it made the math teacher break out in a cold sweat, swallowed nervously, and almost lost his grip on the phone, almost falling to the ground.

Ding!Crack, crack... poof!

Behind him came the sound of an old-fashioned kerosene lighter, followed by the sound of puffing clouds and fog, and the math teacher could smell the pungent smell of cigarettes.

Without looking back, he already knew who the person behind him was.

This old smoker has no one but a physical education teacher!
The math teacher gritted his teeth and turned around suddenly, only to see a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses and about 40 to [-] years old leaning against the window sill in the corridor, with a cigarette in his mouth, and his arms folded, watching with interest. Looking at himself, that gaze seemed to be sizing up a strange and interesting prey.

The college clearly stipulates that teachers are forbidden to smoke in the teaching building. Originally, this guy would not dare to smoke here in front of other people, but obviously he was caught by this guy, so he can do whatever he wants in front of himself. Don't worry about reporting yourself at all.

If what I'm doing now is exposed and everyone knows about it, I'm afraid that my teaching career will end here.

He seemed to have seen the academy, so the students would walk around when they saw him, and secretly pointed at himself behind his back, whispering to others: 'Look, he is not only a perverted lolicon, but also a voyeur!Fortunately, he is still a teacher! '

Thinking of this, the math teacher wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with his sleeve, stammered and hurriedly defended.

"How, how is it possible! I asked the students to study by themselves before! I was secretly checking whether they are doing their self-study properly!"

Facing the embarrassed math teacher, the physical education teacher just looked down at the phone in the math teacher's hand, and asked indifferently.

"Do I need to take pictures with my mobile phone to check the self-study? Don't tell me that you still have to take pictures as evidence. Even a teacher can't invade the privacy of students!"

"This……"

The math teacher hurriedly hid the phone behind his back, and beads of sweat suddenly appeared on the forehead that had just been wiped.

"Besides, I've been watching behind you for a long time, oops...what the hell are you peeking at, making you so engrossed and mesmerized, math teacher?"

The physical education teacher took a deep puff of the cigarette, then exhaled a perfect smoke ring, staring at the slowly dissipating smoke ring.

"Listen to the voice... If I'm not wrong, it's a loli inside! And it's really cute!"

After finishing speaking, the physical education teacher opened the window in the corridor, flicked the ash on the cigarette butt out of the window, and said with a smile.

"Hey! You are actually a lolicon! Who will believe you if you tell me!"

"What exactly do you want!"

The math teacher had given up struggling now, and looked up through the glass of the glasses, staring at the physical education teacher's face, trying to figure out his plan.

He smoked and talked so much confidently, he knew that this guy in front of him had caught him, and for the sake of his reputation, it seemed that he would have to spend money to eliminate disasters...

"How much money do you want to keep silent, tell me the exact amount!"

The math teacher gritted his teeth and said decisively.

"Money? NONONO!"

The physical education teacher stretched out his index finger and shook it, and threw the cigarette butt in his hand out of the window, then came to the math teacher, stretched out his arms and wrapped his arms around the neck of the math teacher who was trying to dodge back, like two brothers Intimate voice.

"Just give me a share of the good things you just photographed!"

Afterwards, the physical education teacher showed a smile that only a gentleman lolicon could understand.

The math teacher looked at the physical education teacher blankly, because the 180° change was too big, and he almost couldn't turn his head around.

After a while, he couldn't help cursing in his heart when he understood what was going on.

MD, scare labor and management!After a long time of trouble, it turned out to be friendly troops!
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