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Chapter 206 Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom
"Put out your hand."

The math teacher made his tone as indifferent as possible.

Hao Meng hesitated for a moment, she wasn't sure what the teacher would do to her, but considering that under the watchful eyes of everyone, it was impossible to do something too outrageous...

So in the end, after a moment of hesitation, she still raised her little hand and spread out Bai Jiu's little palm.

What kind of corporal punishment is this?palm?
Seeing that Hao Meng looked like he was going to be physically punished, the students in the audience couldn't sit still anymore, so they couldn't help standing up and trying to intercede.

She is still a loli!How can you physically punish a loli!
Alice, Hui Ji and others even planned to get up and rush to the podium, but they were stopped by Hao Meng's gaze.

Hao Meng shook her head at her impulsive companions, indicating that she was fine, then raised her head and looked directly at the teacher.

The math teacher raised his hand, and everyone's hearts were in their throats. Some even took out their mobile phones to record the scene, and to report the teacher for corporal punishment of the students...

But then the teacher didn't hit the little girl's palm, but put the half of the chalk in her hand gently in the little girl's palm, and said helplessly.

"Come, come, since you know everything, I'll give you the chalk, and you should teach math!"

After finishing speaking, the math teacher picked up the glasses and textbooks on the podium, turned around and opened the door, slammed the door and left.

Bang!
Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded. The sound of the door slamming was more like a heavy hammer, hitting everyone's hearts heavily.

Everyone didn't make a sound, they all guessed wildly in their hearts.

This can be regarded as driving the teacher away...

Next is self-study?

This guy makes the math teacher helpless!

……

Hao Meng froze in place, thinking that the other party wanted to punish him physically, at least to reprimand and educate him, but unexpectedly he left angrily.

wrong!The way the teacher looked at me just now was obviously wrong!

Although the teacher squinted because he didn't wear glasses and was short-sighted, Hao Meng could still see something unusual in the way he looked at her.

This is not the look a truly angry person should have, but rather...

On the contrary, it is similar to the eyes of Wei Shushu looking at the little loli. Hao Meng is very familiar with this kind of eyes. Many uncles look at themselves with such admiring eyes...

Did the teacher pretend to be angry before?Was it intentional to slam the door and leave?Why did he do this?
Hao Meng looked down at the half of the chalk in her hand, and then clenched the chalk tightly with her little hands.

Anyway, since the teacher is not here, then this is an opportunity to carry out that plan without waiting until the break...

Thinking of this, Hao Meng turned around and came to the blackboard. Under the puzzled eyes of the students in the audience, she stood on tiptoe and wrote a few large characters on the blackboard.

[Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom]
……

The math teacher did not go far, but put his ear to the door and eavesdropped on what was going on in the classroom.

The reason why he ran out was because he came into close contact with this cute fool ⑨ and his true colors were almost revealed.

He was quick-witted and pretended to be angry and ran out to get some air. He was worried that if he stayed in the classroom any longer, he would not be able to help this cute idiot ⑨ "hands and feet"...

But going out made him care about the little girl inside.

What will she do next?Still so stupid?

Out of curiosity, he couldn't help eavesdropping at the door.

All I heard was the silence in the classroom at first, and then the sound of chalk rubbing against the blackboard.

This voice... is it really serious about teaching?

The teacher couldn't help guessing in doubt, but a mess of discussions and the cute loli voice from the classroom made him overturn this guess.

"Because I plan to use this classroom to record house dances, I need your help."

Home dance?No wonder it is dressed like this...

The teacher was stunned for a moment, and then showed an expression of enlightenment. The middle-aged math teacher couldn't help but feel a little bit of anticipation in his heart. He was very curious about what kind of house dance such a cute little loli would dance.

"When the accompaniment music is played later, you pay attention to the rhythm of my hand gestures, and just shout 'Baga, Baga' together. As long as I keep gesturing, I will continue to shout repeatedly."

After the cute loli voice finished speaking, after a brief silence in the classroom, there were many excited discussions from the students, and everyone was obviously very enthusiastic about it.

The mathematics teacher who is an Eastern congregation is eager to move, and he also wants to participate in it.

I couldn't help but put my hand on the doorknob of the classroom, trying to open the door and enter.

However, when he was about to act, he hesitated.

If I go in rashly, I'm afraid...

In my mind, I imagined that as soon as I entered the door, there was no sound inside, which made the teacher's eager heart gradually cool down, and his hands gradually left the doorknob.

I'm afraid that going in will disturb her house dance...

But... not seeing the little loli dancing the house dance made his heart itch. It was hard for him to imagine how cute such a cute little loli would be doing the house dance!
How can I watch the little loli dance house dance without noticing it?
After lowering his head and thinking for a while, the teacher hurriedly raised his head to look at the back door of the classroom.

When he came to the back door, he gently unscrewed the doorknob, opened a crack in the door, and peeped secretly at the podium inside the classroom.

At the same time, there was a burst of cheerful accompaniment from the stereo in the classroom. Everyone looked at the little girl on the podium with her hands on her waist. No one noticed that the back door was opened a crack, and someone was peeping inside.

I saw the little loli dressed as Qi Lunuo pinching her waist and speaking in neon language to the accompaniment.

"Mina! Cirno's loss is so substantial! I'm still scolding you!" (Everyone! Cirno's arithmetic class has started!)

"Love to answer riddles, the world of geniuses who answer riddles, what the hell!" (Aim for a genius like me, work hard!)

After speaking, the lively and lovely little girl followed the accompaniment, singing and dancing house dance at the same time.

But it wasn't long before Little Lolita sang, and everyone's voice came from the audience.

"Baga! Baga! - Baga! Baga! - Baga! Baga!"

Upon hearing this, Qi Lunuo's little loli hurriedly waved her fists and shouted.

"Learning Ga! Ba Ga! So cute!" (Wait, it's weird, I'm not an idiot!)

However, the audience refused to give up and continued to chant "Baga" rhythmically in unison in the audience.

Cirnuo pinched her waist with one hand, and pointed her other little finger at the audience, shouting righteously.

"Where is the Baga of the Baga quiz meeting!" (The one who said the idiot is the idiot!)
But everyone in the audience kept shouting 'Ba Ga', and the little girl almost burst into tears because of this, stomping her feet and shouting angrily with tears in her eyes.

"Nani! Wulu Sai! Oh that Ou Baga!" (What, it's so noisy, you idiots!)
However, the shouts of 'Baga' from the audience continued, as if they decided that little Lolita was a fool...

……

Regardless of the fact that the math teacher teaches math, as an oriental nerd, he can still understand the neon lyrics sung by the little lolita.

But his mind is not on the lyrics at all now, because the house dancer Hao Meng is so cute now, as if Qi Lunuo is really an idiot after being madly complained by a group of people, but he believes that he is a genius and refuses to admit others Call yourself an idiot.

From the fluster and bewilderment at the beginning, to the rebuttal of the righteous words in the next paragraph, until the expression and tone of being angry and about to cry at the end, all of them interpreted Cirno's cuteness and conveyed a message—— —

So angry!They all said I was Baga!Obviously I am a genius!
This is the fool in my mind⑨!

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　　[Original version of station B: av2508649, District 11 2017 group house dance version: av8199789]

　　
　
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