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Chapter 103 Hormone Washing Machine

Chapter 103 Hormone Washing Machine
"However, I also cleared most of the opponents just now. Now there is only one DJ in the spot. It should be easy for the teammates to deal with DJ and take the spot, so this wave is sure to make money!"

While waiting for the resurrection, Hao Meng switched his perspective to that of his teammates.

I thought that my teammates had already dealt with the DJ who was alone, but I didn't expect that DJ was still alive.

Not only is he alive and well, but he also keeps jumping up and down, sliding the wall, and his coquettish movements, so many teammates, no one can beat him to death.

And because there was an enemy DJ in the stronghold, not only was the stronghold not occupied, but it was stalemate there, and the enemy's occupation progress had reached 80.00%!

"Oh! Speed ​​up!"

"Healing sound effect activated!"

"Go away!"

Accompanied by the sound of skateboard shoes, the enemy DJ kept switching between healing and acceleration halos. While continuing to gain GAY points, he still had the time to push a teammate on his side. cliff.

"Oh my god! How angry! This DJ is crazy gay, but he can't hit it! If I were here, I would have rubbed this DJ's face on the ground!"

Hao Meng could only stare blankly and wait for the resurrection.

"Oh, this DJ is too slippery, too coquettish! Sliding walls all over the room!"

Teammate Soldier 76 seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and started to complain in the game, and he knew it was a man just by hearing the voice.

After he finished speaking, he made a big move.

"Tactical eyepiece activated!"

da da da da da...

With the help of the self-aiming ult, Soldier 76 finally hit the DJ who was jumping up and down, and the DJ's health began to drop crazily.

"Oh! Stop here!"

With a big move by DJ, the blood volume that was hit just now was instantly restored, and a bunch of extra armor was temporarily added.

It is even more difficult to kill this DJ.

At this time, almost all the enemies on the opposite side had been resurrected, and the five of them rushed to the stronghold in a group.

Hao Meng's resurrection CD is also over, and he goes out with a rocket jump and rushes forward.

While hurrying, Hao Meng was also thinking about the battle situation.

She noticed that except for one DJ, no one else on the enemy team had used their ult. They were obviously waiting for the last wave to use their ult, and her teammates and herself had almost all used their ult. The only one who didn't use his ult It's that Widowmaker, but the see-through ult is useless for now. If Hanzo had the ult, he could have cooperated with it, but it's a pity...

When Hao Meng arrived at the stronghold, the enemy's highly mobile DVA and Genji also arrived.

"This is too IMBA!"

When the enemy DVA saw the room full of enemies, he entered the stronghold without hesitation and used the self-detonation ult first, dropping a nuclear bomb.

Teammates scattered when they saw the shiny mecha that was about to explode.

When Hao Meng saw the nuclear bomb, he knew that it was time for him to save the world!
Quickly rushed to the mecha that was about to explode, threw a cover to completely block the mecha from the outside world, and then shifted the rocket to quickly escape from the cover before it exploded!

The DVA mecha in the cover shrank rapidly, turning into a small spherical sun, and then turned into a loud noise!
Duang!

However, the self-explosion did not kill anyone, and all the explosion damage was blocked and absorbed by the cover.

"Eh? I didn't have time to escape just now, I thought I was going to die..."

"It's so dangerous! It's thanks to the orangutan's cover that blocked it just now, otherwise another group of people would be killed by the DVA."

The teammates were amazed at the extreme operation of the orangutan just now, and said with lingering fear in the voice.

The system sends a prompt at this time.

【Overtime】

The enemy's stronghold has been occupied to 90.00% nine, and it is now in overtime. As long as all the teammates in the point are cleared, and the circle is out of the circle for a few seconds, this round will be judged as the enemy's victory.

What's more, the enemy still has big moves.

"A gay guy opened my pants chain!"

The enemy Genji directly fired his ultimate move and drew out the katana on his back. The dragon circled and attached itself to the katana, targeting other squishy heroes except Hao Meng's orangutan.

As the first target, he chose McCree who was closest to him.

"Stand still!"

Facing Genji's menacing ultimate move, McCree retreated and calmly threw a 'flash bomb' skill towards Genji.

"Uh!"

The menacing Genji was hit by the flash bomb and was stunned and stopped in place. He was momentarily confused.

At that moment, Genji with the dazzling dragon body became the target of everyone, and his blood volume was lost by the fire!
Although he was only stunned for less than a second, the poor 200 blood was consumed in an instant. With a trace of residual blood, he hurriedly activated an E skill, ping-pong-pong rebounded the bullets with physical damage, and then handed over A shift 'flicker' skill to escape.

"Want to run after pretending to be B? No way!"

Hao Meng jumped to catch up without hesitation, the electromagnetic gun emitted a dazzling blue and life-threatening light, just gently rubbed Genji with a trace of blood, and sent him back to his hometown.

"Hold on! Hold on! There's something going on! We can come back!"

Hao Meng seemed to see a glimmer of hope, and couldn't help but excitedly murmured to himself and set a death flag for himself.

After saying this, Hao Meng set his target on the huge and single DVA, and his teammates all rushed in to focus on this DVA together.

Soon the DVA's armor was removed, and the little DVA jumped out of the broken armor, holding a small pistol "biu, biu, biu" and bouncing back to fight back.

Everyone was obsessed with chasing the little DVA, listening to her screaming 'ahhhhh' while firing.

Hao Meng noticed that the DVA's name was actually 'Your Girlfriend'.

However, a Roadhog named 'Forgive Him Of course' is suddenly at the door!
"Uh ha ha!"

Roadhog's shotgun instantly turned into a hand-cranked Gatling shotgun. The dense rain of metal fragments hit everyone on the wall, making them unable to move forward.

"Oops! DVA is bait! This is a trap!"

Hao Meng suddenly realized that something was wrong, so he dropped a mask to protect his teammates.

It stands to reason that the enemy should have started a team battle long ago, but why is there only one Genji and DVA?

What about the enemy's Grim Reaper?Where is Anna?

Hao Meng thought of this, and sure enough, there was a sound of heavy footsteps, and the god of death walked in from behind!
"You have been strengthened! Hurry up!"

At the same time, the Anna named 'Your Wife is Awesome' also appeared with Reaper, and immediately gave Reaper a big hormone move.

The current situation is that, except for the Widowmaker who is still sniping in the distance, the teammates are all in this stronghold room, and they are pushed together by Roadhog's big move, forming a bunch.

The cover just thrown only resisted some damage, but was still shattered by Roadhog's ultimate move.

For the enemy Reaper, as long as it is done now, it is one thing.

That is to go to the crowd and open up!
And it's high on hormones!

"Die! Die! Die!"

The god of death twirled and jumped with his eyes closed, and now a death vortex was generated like a washing machine, and his teammates and himself were all sent back to their hometown.

【You were wiped out by the god of death 'There are always people who want to harm me'】

[The first round was defeated! 】

[Hormone washing machine, yes! ]
[The new profession Reaper is so strong! ]
[Pity!Just now, if Widowmaker had opened up a big perspective, maybe he would have avoided being attacked by the god of death! ]
[yes!The enemies just happened to disperse, catching Anna, catching Reaper, and in the end that Roadhog was a living target charging treasure, and DJ couldn't run away even with an orangutan...]
[The black lily tumor does not take up points, it is still outputting from the sniper position]
[The cooperation on the opposite side... is not the trumpet, I eat X! ]
[Reaper is cool!Five kills! ]
[There is a huge gap in the coordination between the enemy and our teammates!Is this a big deal? ]
[Others' teammates series]
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