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Chapter 102

From the depths of the abyss, there came the prolonged scream of the orangutan, farther and farther away...

"..."

Hao Meng fell silent.

In order to comfort Hao Meng, the audience used bullet screens and gifts one after another.

[touch head, don't cry]
[The most terrifying thing is the sudden silence of the air]
[Funny don't give up treatment! ]
[Please excuse my unkind smile just now]
[Distressed and funny, I was hooked as soon as I came out, and I was hit by DVA, this is recognized by the other side, right?It's funny specifically for our family! ]
[It's just a big ups and downs, but the result still can't change the ending]
[DVA: Hahaha, unexpected!I have crashed! ]
……

Hao Meng, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke when she was resurrected.

"Have you ever experienced despair? Do you know what real despair is? When you are in despair, giving you a glimmer of hope but being ruthlessly destroyed, this is the real despair! I feel the deep malice of this world..."

"I have remembered it all. Death, Roadhog, and DVA are the lifelong enemies of my orangutan. I must punish them!"

Hao Meng waved his little fist and said angrily, then glanced at the situation on the battlefield.

At this point, the enemy has occupied the progress of the stronghold to 60.00%.

First, TAB took a look at his teammates. Because of Hao Meng’s loss in the team battle just now, he failed to seize the point, and his teammates died in battle. Only those McCree and Hanzo, who had arrived late, were entangled with the enemy near the point.

Then McRae and Genji have almost saved up their big moves. If they are willing to cooperate, they will retreat temporarily and wait for a wave of team battles to use their big moves unexpectedly. Maybe they can attack this point.

pity……

"A gay man opened my pants...uh!"

"It's already noon... ah!"

The two screams of the big move came, Hao Meng then saw the yellow sign representing teammates turned into two skull symbols on the partition wall.

"Did the two of them make an appointment to drive back to the city together?"

Hao Meng said depressedly.

Originally, they were still counting on these two output ults for a while, but the current situation is clearly that they used ults in front of the enemy and were sent back to their hometown by concentrated fire.

At this time, Hanzo who was beside Hao Meng had also used his ultimate move. He jumped up and took a horse stance, facing the stronghold occupied by the enemy with a dragon arrow.

"There is a theory of garwakadi mentioning waku!"

The huge blue twin dragons roared and staggered into the stronghold, and the enemy hurriedly retreated from the side door of the stronghold to avoid Hanzo's big move.

This ultimate move was in vain, not a single enemy was killed.

However, this big move successfully forced the enemy out of the stronghold temporarily. There were no enemies in the stronghold. Hao Meng jumped into the stronghold first and began to occupy it.

At this time, Hao Meng's ultimate move just finished charging.

At this time, a group of enemies stood at the gate of the stronghold facing the enemy's hometown. They saw people trying to occupy the stronghold, and they poured in one after another...

How could Hao Meng let these guys rush in and continue to occupy points?

It's time to show the power of Winston Desktop Cleaner!

Without further ado, he first handed over a mask at the door to block Anna's sleep shot in time, and then directly used the "primordial rage" ult move, turning into a raging orangutan with red light all over his body, facing the gorilla at the door. A bunch of enemies is a burst of snap!
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
Shoot Anna and Genji off the cliff first!
Genji originally used the 'Flash' skill to move forward, but what he faced was an orangutan slap the size of a cattail leaf fan!
slap!

The orangutan slapped Genji's face, and Genji flew back upside down in an instant, screaming and falling into the abyss...

Then Hao Meng turned his attention to the trio of underworld forces who were at a loss.

Reaper, DVA, Roadhog.

Hao Meng knew that the opportunity to avenge shame had come!

"Reaper, right! I'll shoot!"

"DVA, right! I'll shoot!...What?! Can I still fly back? I'll keep shooting!"

"Roadhog, right! I'll shoot!"

Hao Meng controlled the furious orangutan to shoot wildly, and swept the trio into the abyss of the cliff beside him.

Among them, the DVA flew back in mid-air because of his ability to fly, but he was still no match for the orangutan goalkeeper standing on the edge of the cliff, and was slapped back into the abyss with several slaps.

Seeing that he was about to fall into the abyss and die, that Roadhog hurriedly aimed at the angry gorilla on the edge of the cliff before dying, and threw out his claws!
click!
The hook hooked the orangutan's body accurately, and then pulled it along!
Hao Meng's orangutan was also pulled into the abyss!
This road bully obviously had the mentality of dragging the orangutan into the water even if he died, and dragged the orangutan into the abyss together.

But Hao Meng was already prepared.

Because of the big move, the cooldown time of the rocket backpack skill was reset, Hao Meng calmly raised the camera angle slightly, pointing at the edge of the cliff is a shift rocket jump!

drink!

The orangutan roared and jumped up from the abyss, accompanied by the screams of the evil trio that ended their life of sin...

"Ah! Ah! Ah——!!!"

Then a series of kill notification sounds came from the system.

Double kill!Three kills!Four kills!Five kills!

Ding! 【You eliminated 'Your wife is awesome'】

Ding! 【You eliminated 'This account only trains Genji'】

Ding! 【You destroyed 'your girlfriend'】

Ding! 【You eliminated 'There are always people who want to harm me'】

Ding! 【You eliminated 'Of course you forgave him'】

"Huh? How come five kills? There is no six kills and one person is left behind?"

Hao Meng, who was flying in the air, said to herself, but as soon as she flew back to the edge of the cliff, she instantly knew who had just fallen.

"Oh! Speed ​​up!"

I saw the enemy DJ Lucio following the music, stepping on the devil's footsteps, the pair of skateboard shoes rubbing against the smooth ground, one speeded up and rushed to Hao Meng's control of the orangutan that had just landed, and used the right button to knock back Sound wave!

Bang!
"Go away!"

Before Hao Meng could react, he saw his orangutan being pushed into the abyss by the surviving DJ...

But this time I don't have the skills to jump up to save my life...

Before dying, all Hao Meng could do was look at the DJ's ID depressedly.

This person's name is 'Please kill my teammate'...

"Do you know? Just now I was not five kills, but six kills!"

Hao Meng saw that she put away her depressed state of mind, talked nonsense in a serious manner to cover up her embarrassment, and then pointed at the barrage.

[The most embarrassing reservation in the audience! ]
[The most embarrassing thing about betting fifty cents is that it's funny, which is very embarrassing!Ha ha! ]
[Team battles can be lost, but DJ must die! ]
[66666!I don't know what to say anymore]
[such a pity!The DJ wasn't there at the time, otherwise every orangutan's dream would have been fulfilled, and the terrain six-kill group was wiped out! ]
[Shen Te Meow Six Kills!Is it okay if you fall yourself? ]
[This operation is too coquettish!Even himself died! ]
[This operation...is really suffocating! ]
[Only do I care that these people's IDs are flamboyant? ]
[Speaking of which, that DJ’s name is so fitting!He really sacrificed all his teammates! ]
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(End of this chapter)