Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 965 A Crucial Step

Liu Bei picked up the toothbrush and rubbed it on the back of his neck. Not to mention, it relieved the itching, but it hurt a little when rubbed.

"It's better to scratch it." So he threw it away and took out the toothpaste, but he couldn't pull out the cap.

"Haha." Zhang Fei said proudly, "Brother, this is the same as Moutai, it is twisted, not pulled."

"Twist?" Liu Bei blushed, what the hell, you drank Moutai, and you drank my big brother and me, Xuzhou, now are you going to show off?

After all, now that the victory is within his grasp, the man who was destined to be defeated by him is in a very good mood.

I don't even care about it.

One twist, and it opened.After a squeeze, a lump came out, Liu Bei lowered his head and sniffed, "Could this be cheese?"

"Hehe, wrong!" Zhang Fei was even more proud. Only then did he realize that he was also able to be well-informed, and said: "This must be the legendary toothpaste. It is used for brushing teeth."

"How to brush it?"

"This..." Zhang Fei scratched his head in embarrassment.

The crucial step is forgotten.

Liu Bei looked at his big salt particles, these can be put in his mouth to brush his teeth.

So, I squeezed out the toothpaste and put it in my mouth.

"Water." He muttered.

Zhang Fei dismissed his attendants and served him himself.Not only water was brought, but also a jar for spitting water.

Who is Liu Bei?What a majestic place the Chinese army's big tent is, it must not be casually spit on the ground, it's too shameful.

Gollum.

Liu Bei started to gargle, and when his mouth stirred, he found that it was bubbling.It's amazing, and there is a fragrance, which I have never heard before.

"Yuan Tan is too good at enjoying it." Liu Bei continued to stir the liquid in his mouth.

The eldest son will always be a god.

Shouts erupted outside.

Liu Bei was very sensitive to the words "Elder Prince", so he was taken aback and stared.

Zhang Fei hurriedly brought up the water-spitting jar.

Gudong.

Zhang Fei thought he would spit it out, but unexpectedly, he swallowed it.

Liu Bei smacked his lips, "Don't tell me, it's very fragrant. After Yuan Tan is captured in a few days, I must take all these things from him as my own."

"Yes, we have to snatch my sister-in-law back!" Zhang Fei said seriously.

Liu Bei: Q[-]Q, don't mention this matter, okay?According to seniority, Yuan Tan still wants to call your sister-in-law aunt. Tell me, where in the world are there nephews who rob aunts?

It's really bad.

But in the end, the chances of victory are in his hands, the Han Dynasty is about to rejuvenate, and the world will praise his name.He is about to become the saint among the emperors of Gaozu.

I'm in a good mood, and I know that Zhang Fei is heartless and doesn't care.

But thinking about the shouts outside, he said: "Go, go and see what those peasants on the mountain are shouting." With hands behind their backs, they walked out.

……

Under the protection of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, Liu Bei swaggered and drove an electric wheelchair to the foot of the mountain.

Immediately, I felt that this electric wheelchair was too good. Looking at the eyes of the soldiers around me, I knew that no BMW horse could compare with it.

Pretentious artifact.

Thinking back to Yuan Tan's mirror and Yuan Tan's toothpaste.

They are all the best in the world.

This should be the power of technology.

You must seize Yuan Tan, and if you master this power, you will be able to master the world.

"The eldest son will always be a god!"

Just as Liu Bei was thinking, he heard the shouts of all the people on the mountain.

When Guan Yu heard the words, blue veins popped out of his forehead. He touched his five strands of long beard, turned his head 45 degrees to look up, and said contemptuously, "Yuan Tan is used to pretending to be gods and tricking ghosts, ignorant and ignorant people."

In fact, Han Gaozu also said that he was the son of a dragon hero.

And the emperors of all dynasties all said that they were the sons of heaven, the sons of heaven.

Those in power in ancient times were good at this, and the people believed it.

But in Liu Bei's eyes, Yuan Tan is much more shameless than previous dynasties.Most of the past dynasties said that he was the son of heaven, but it was better for him to directly say that he was the son of heaven.

shameless.

Liu Bei obviously scoffed, and shouted again, but he didn't want to eat or drink.If you can eat enough by eating faith, the yellow scarves would have swept the world long ago.At the beginning, Zhang Jiao had millions of people, but in the end they died because of lack of food.

Fazheng observed the words and expressions, and found out that the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang couldn't wait.After thinking about it, yes, after more than ten years of exile, I finally got the chance.

Said: "My lord, it is safer to launch an attack tomorrow." There was inevitably a hint of arrogance in the words.

Surrounding Yuan Tan in a desperate situation, this record alone is enough to be at the top of the schemer, and even rank among the best.

Liu Bei nodded, "Tomorrow is the third day, three days without food or water..."

Suddenly feel that tomorrow is about to take a crucial step on the road to world hegemony.

Suddenly, Liu Bei: (‵▽′), with a flash of inspiration, he thought of a good way to attack the mountain, so he was going to surprise Yuan Tan.

……

Early morning.

Corporal Dai Ping and his brother are on guard.

"Who is it!" Min Min noticed the abnormality.

"Don't mess around, I'm one of you. I'm a spy sent by General Ma Chao." A man emerged from the crevice of the withered rock.

"It's really one of our own." Dai Ping checked the waist badge, and it has the anti-counterfeiting mark appointed by Yuan Tan, so it cannot be faked.

"The enemy is heavily guarded, I managed to go up the mountain." The spy was a little proud.

Dai Ping became excited, "Is it possible that General Ma Chao's reinforcements are coming?"

"Yes, I also brought you a bag of noodles and a water bag." The spies took them out after finishing speaking.

Dai Ping looked at the pitch-black flour in the bag, "It's just this kind of flour, who eats it too thinly?"

The spy was taken aback for a moment, then was shocked later, "Brother, who gave you the confidence to say that?"

At this time, the food delivery came.

Dai Ping brought over a bowl of rice, "Brother, did you see that?"

The spy was completely shocked, "Here, where did you find the rice to eat? It's such a good rice. It's so delicious. I've never seen such a good rice."

Obviously, the spies also learned about the situation here, so they lost their composure.

Dai Ping got up piously, clasped his fists and prayed: "Thank you Eldest Young Master for giving me food, Eldest Young Master is the eternal God."

(⊙v⊙) Hmm.The spy immediately understood, and excitedly said: "The eldest son is the eternal god!"

Gradually, this became the strongest slogan within the Shence Army, and this was the first sentence when they met each other.

The cult of personality reached an unprecedented peak.It also paved the way for Yuan Tan's subsequent rule and reform.

From this point of view, Yuan Tan's pretending to be gods and ghosts all day long is not entirely for the sake of pretending to criticize, but also a kind of imperial tricks and methods.

a while.

Yuan Tan was on the top of the mountain, sitting cross-legged on a big rock, and received the spies.

The spies bowed down enthusiastically, and cheered up: "My lord, one hundred thousand reinforcements will arrive tomorrow."

"Yeah." Yuan Tan was very satisfied with the arrival so soon.I heard that the spies brought water and noodles. Although it was a drop in the bucket, it could be seen that the generals were working hard.

He is even more satisfied that he has lived up to his cultivation.

In this regard, the Shence Army has water to drink and food to eat.A hundred thousand reinforcements were coming outside, Liu Bei only thought that he could consume them to death.

The soldiers of the three armies must have the momentum like a rainbow.

Just after the spies were sent away, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong came excitedly.

"My lord, the enemy is mobilizing troops and horses. They should be attacking the mountain." Zhuge Liang walked over and fanned Yuan Tan.

I was afraid of the enemy attacking the mountain before, but now I expect the enemy to attack the mountain.

Before, Liu Bei was sitting in his wheelchair, mentally tortured, and from today on, he will never let this person pretend.

After Zhuge Liang had water and food, various strategies came to his mind, and now is the most critical step.

(End of this chapter)