Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 964 Who Can Stop Him from Pretending

The sun, the ruler of all things.

What falls from the west must rise from the east.

This is an unshakable truth.

When the sun rises again from the east.

The mountain is the first place to bathe in the sun.

I saw countless 'mummy' lying all over Tiandang Mountain.

An unlucky mosquito, after being born, looked at the burned, bare mountain, and realized that the date was wrong.

I want to cry without tears.

When you see thousands of 'mummy', it's like falling into heaven.

Happily flew over.

Ding Ding Ding ~
After being bitten many times, it failed to penetrate the skin, and instead my mouth was broken.

His liver and gallbladder were torn apart, and he went straight up on all fours.

The soldiers of the Shence Army hadn't drank water for a day, and they were indeed very dry.

Keep going like this and people will start dying today.After all, they had been fighting hard for a long time, and their physical strength had long been overdrawn. 'One straw' may crush, not to mention the cruel event of lack of water.

Corporal Captain Dai Ping woke up from his sleep. After getting up, his eyes were dizzy and his forehead hurt badly. These were all symptoms of lack of water.

Looking around at the comrades in arms, they usually get up on time than the rooster crows, but now they are all in a deep sleep.

Suddenly, he saw the sword hanging beside him. After thinking for a while, he realized that it was the arrangement last night.

"Will there be water?"

I saw that a drop of liquid fell from the tip of the sword and fell into the helmet.

ヾ(?｀Д′?)
As if seeing an oasis in the desert, a tiger pounced and smashed himself next to the helmet.

Take a look inside.

* (* ° ▽ ° *) ╯

"Water! There is really water! My lord, you will always be a god!"

Lift it up, chug chug, drink it all in one gulp, it's sweet like never before.

"Captain, what are you drinking?" The soldiers woke up one after another, their eyes widened.

"The dew from the sky!" Dai Ping's face was extremely calm and extremely satisfied, he never thought that he could speak so politely even in such a rough man, he was too immortal.

Only then did the soldiers react, and they threw themselves in front of their helmets.

"I have!"

"I have that too!"

"All!"

Excited cry.

Gudong Gudong.......

Hearty.

So sweet.

It turns out that the sword does not produce water by itself, but it can collect dew.

Especially on wet mountains.

"Eldest son! Forever god!"

So, next, the entire Tiandang Mountain went crazy.

mountain top.

Yuan Tan jumped up with sleepy eyes, "What's the situation? What are you shouting for?"

Dianwei Xu Chu's devout eyes said, "My lord, listen to..."

Forever drop God!

Yuan Tan: 〔⊙〔工〕⊙〕

Then: (^_^)
To be worshiped by others is really refreshing, no wonder the kings of all dynasties are always getting deeper and deeper, unable to extricate themselves.

"Eldest son!"

There was a long shout.

Looking up, it was the figures of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong running wildly, and then the crazy figure of Guan Hai surpassed them.

And behind them, there are tens of thousands of soldiers running wildly.

After the soldiers of the three armies arrived, their eyes turned red.

If it weren't for the order of respect and inferiority, they would have rushed over and thrown Yuan Tan into the sky.

"Young master!" Guan Hai shouted.

Yuan Tan motioned not to get too excited, and said: "All the soldiers follow me and pray to heaven devoutly."

Everyone is solemn when they hear the words.

Yuan Tan knelt in front of the stone house that had been built overnight, and said: "One Qi transforms the Three Purities, may your name be honored as holy."

"May your name be hallowed."

Yuan Tan read a sentence, and the soldiers kneeling behind him read a sentence, gradually becoming more awed.

"Your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us our daily bread today."

"Forgive us our debt, as we forgive our trespasser."

"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one."

"Glory to the Emperor of Heaven and the gods and saints, please bless your people with food and water, your holiness is always the same, from now to eternity, from age to age."

"Urgent as a law."

Yuan Tan waited for the soldiers of the three armies to read it, turned around, looked at the extremely devout eyes of the soldiers, and suddenly felt that children can be taught.

However, deep-seated doubts can also be observed.

Especially Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong.

Why kneel before a stone house and pray?
What effect does this have on warfare?

So he said, "Dianwei, go inside the stone house and have a look."

Only then did Dian Wei and the others realize that Yuan Tan did not want to live in this house.

He didn't go in yet, just walked to the door and knelt down.

Then, bags of white flour and bags of rice were brought out.

"Ah, this..." Zhuge Liang Pang Tong couldn't hide the astonishment in his eyes.

So unexpected, so amazing, so inspiring.

The soldiers of the three armies were boiling.

I have never seen such white flour.Such plump rice.

Eldest son, always be a god!

The eyeballs of 7000 people were all red, worshiping, fanatical worshiping.

Zhuge Liang knelt down at that time, and read: "In the fourth year of Emperor Ling Jianning, the eldest son reincarnated, your name will be revered as holy. May your kingdom come and save your people from troubled times. May your The will is carried out on the earth, as it is in the sky. Glory to the prince, the emperor of heaven, the gods and saints, from today to eternity, endless ages."

The soldiers of the three armies were inspired, and they knelt down to the ground again, prostrating three times and prostrating nine times.

Yuan Tan: (￣(工)￣).

I suddenly feel that I am committing a crime.

But the real idea was revealed immediately.

In this world, in this world, who can stop me from pretending to be aggressive?
In this world, he is a well-deserved King of Kings.

<(‵▽′)>
Liu Bei, let's read the libretto on a donkey, we'll see.

……

Down the mountain.

Liu Bei just woke up.

In the early morning in the mountains in early summer, there is still a lot of coolness.

"Ah!" Uncle Huang sneezed loudly.

Seeing the big ears swaying like a pendulum, the attendant wanted to laugh, but didn't dare, and hastily offered washing things to cover it up.

At this time, Zhang Fei rushed in excitedly.

Liu Bei withdrew his hand that had just been put into the water basin, and hurriedly asked, "Third brother, I see you are so happy, but what is the military situation?"

Zhang Feibian was full of mystery, "Brother, the military situation has not changed for the time being, but I have made a major discovery. Brother, guess what I found in the wild?"

Liu Bei looked disgusted. He knew that his third younger brother was good at fighting, but he was not good at anything else. What good things could he find?

"How can you guess it, what did you find?"

"This!" Zhang Fei took out a golden nanmu box, "I heard that this is specially used by Yuan Tan to clean his body, and he must have lost it in a panic."

"is it?"

Liu Bei opened the box, looked at the contents, and suddenly looked confused.There is only one recognition, which is the wooden comb, no, no, there is also a mirror.

Take out a toothbrush, "What is this for?"

Zhang Fei took a closer look and said, "Brother, based on my many years of experience, it should be for tickling, right?"

　Thank you: the rats who love rat poison, and the weilejun brothers for their monthly support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)