Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 931 Can I give you another one?
Mi Heng stood with his hands behind his back, enjoying everyone's surprised, angry, and admiring gazes.I like to criticize peak figures like the eldest prince the most, isn't this coming to your door?
Yuan Tan was also one of the surprised ones.

Sure enough, this Mi Heng was the same as recorded in history.

Ancient cynics, ancient middle school students.

He is also a talented keyboard warrior.

The civil and martial arts under his command were scolded all over one by one, Yuan Tan was of course not happy, and said indifferently: "You say this about others, and then say that about others, what can you do?"

Mi Heng smiled, "If you don't know astronomy at the top, and geography at the bottom, you can understand everything. Three religions and nine streams, you know everything. You can make the emperor Yao and Shun, and you can match the virtues of Confucius and Yan. How can you talk with the common people!"

"Hahahaha, well said." Yuan Tan laughed loudly, and said to everyone: "After hearing this, the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see wisdom."

There is something to be said here.

Can Mi Heng assist the king to become Yao and Shun?

Can his virtue be compared with that of Confucius?

And a braggart.

What kind of existence are Zhuge Liang and the others? How can they care about such people?
In Yuan Tan's capacity, every sentence will be recorded in the annals of history, and this passage has its own fair judgment in history.

After Zhuge Liang and the others were scolded, they were in a bad mood, but now they all saluted to thank Yuan Tan for his rescue.

But looking at the expressions of most people, they can't understand the true meaning of it.Being criticized like this will stain your reputation, and if you continue to debate without proper means to target Mi Heng, it will only be more embarrassing.

Still depressed.

Yuan Shang watched the excitement from the outside, and said to Sima Yi, "I have found the right person. This Mi Heng is indeed the number one critic in the world. Everyone is afraid of him."

Most people thought that Yuan Tan was laughing out of anger, and that Mi Heng must be dealt with immediately.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Tan's next behavior was beyond everyone's expectations. He patted Mi Heng on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You are very interesting. It is exactly the same as what I know."

? ? ?Everyone was puzzled and thought that Yuan Tan was trying to get rid of his embarrassment.

Mi Heng was also puzzled, but found that Yuan Tan was the most generous of all the people he met.

Mi Heng is a person who gets more and more hateful when he encounters it. Now people don't hate him, but he doesn't know what to do.

Yuan Tan said to the crowd: "Everyone, although Mr. Ni Heng speaks sharply, he is not shameless. He criticized our breakfast so much because he has never eaten it. Ask him to taste our breakfast."

"What kind of mess are you throwing in it...." Mi Heng finally found the topic, and started to rant again, saying: "I will never eat this kind of cheap food, but what kind of person are you, sir? You waste it?" I'm really disappointed to spend time studying this garbage."

"Rubbish? Good morning, is it rubbish?" Yuan Tan frowned, "Miheng, did I show you shame? You are a person who picks people's faults. You must know that no one is perfect, and who has no faults? Yours The disadvantage is that he is proud of his talents and not humble at all."

"If someone has a little flaw, it will be magnified countless times. But after all, you didn't create something out of nothing. After removing the impetuous words, all the flaws you said still exist."

Zhuge Liang blushed slightly, saying that he was a legless military commander, as if there were indeed too many wheelchairs.

Pang Tongtong pouted, never admitting that he was flattering, which was originally a compliment.Is praising Confucius tantamount to flattering Confucius?Isn't this bullshit?

Mi Heng proudly turned his head aside, suddenly realized that it was getting dark, and a big black man appeared in front of him.

Dian Wei raised his fist and made a cracking sound, "Give me a taste..."

Scared a meal.

Mi Heng trembled again and again, but still sneered, can a person who loves life and fears death become the world's number one critic?

do not eat.

"My lord, this kid doesn't take hard things." Xu Chu said.

"Don't eat soft and hard? Haven't you heard of stuffed duck?" Yuan Tan said lightly.

"Yes!" So Dian Wei grabbed Mi Heng's neck.

Mi Heng's figure, in front of Dian Wei, is like a duck.

He was lifted up immediately.

Xu Chu laughed, and immediately brought Hu spicy soup, fried dough sticks, and pancakes.

Did Mi Heng panic, "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

Yuan Tan: ╮(╯▽╰)╭, "I didn't do anything."

Mi Heng: ⊙﹏⊙, you are bad.

Dian Wei also laughed, "Am I just trying to make you talk?" After speaking, Mi Heng opened his mouth with a pinch of his fingers.

Mi Heng: (⊙v⊙), you are all bad.

So, start cramming.

Throw all the mess in there.

So terrifying.

After Yuan Shang saw it not far away, everyone who was involved was shocked and turned pale with fright. He said to Sima Yi: "My elder brother is too shameless. How is this different from being tortured? Throw all the mess in there, and it will kill you." At that time, he said that he choked to death and had nothing to do with him..."

Such a death is definitely not in the interests of Yuan Shang, "Follow me to rescue Mr. Mi Heng, quickly, gather all the nobles from all walks of life, and see how shameless my elder brother is."

a while.

Yuan Shang led hundreds of people, all in fancy clothes, rushed over, and shouted from a distance: "Brother, stop! You are treating celebrities badly! You are ruining the Qingliu!"

Most of them are officials who are close to Yuan Shang, rich and nobles, and there are so many of them that they should not be underestimated.

Filled with righteous indignation, they charged forward, and none of them were greedy for life or afraid of death.

"Presumptuous!" Pang Tong shouted sharply.

Everyone stopped immediately and ran to stand behind Yuan Shang.

They looked at Mi Heng again, thinking that if they saved this person, their shortcomings would not be spread in the future.

Mi Heng is a famous talker, which is equivalent to the 315 party, and they still desperately want to stop this mouth.

"Brother, you can stop one person's mouth, you can stop all living beings in the world!" Yuan Shang pointed to Mi Heng, whose mouth was full of food and could not speak, and said righteously.

Yuan Tan smiled, "My lords, third brother, you have misunderstood. We are not forcing Mr. Ni Heng, but helping him to eat."

What the hell!

Everyone was shocked, can one not be so shameless.Look at what you stuffed Mr. Mi Heng, the eyeballs are protruding, it's clearly like a force-feeding duck.

You are obviously abusing this famous big man, and you even help him eat.How did you manage to say such despicable things in such a civilized way?

Although Mi Heng likes to criticize others, she always hits the nail on the head.This is also the reason why everyone is afraid of him, but he is still famous all over the world.

In history, Cao Cao was humiliated, and he dared not openly abuse this great man.

Of course Yuan Shang wants to help, "Nonsense, brother, don't bully others. Mr. Mi Heng said earlier that these are cheap food. As a general of the imperial court and the eldest prince of the Tang Dynasty, doing this kind of thing is humiliating the ancestors. Now Still referring to a deer as a horse?"

All the nobles who came with him were filled with righteous indignation, "Mr. Ni Heng, don't be afraid, we will help you. You are also quite a proud person yourself, and you are definitely not a person who covets life and fears death."

"Tell me, is he helping you to eat, or treating you badly. The whole world will support you."

"Mr. Mi Heng, you are a celebrity and critic in the world. The whole world is waiting for you to draw a conclusion on the matter of the eldest prince."

Under the leadership of Yuan Shang, they rushed over and protected Mi Heng.

Seeing that his elder brother was at a loss what to do, Yuan Shang secretly rejoiced.Mi Heng is a man of integrity, wait to be sprayed for a while.

Only then did Mi Heng swallow the food in his mouth and wipe away the residue from the corners of his mouth.

"Mr. Mi Heng, you are talking." Yuan Shang urged.

Mi Heng nodded, and under the expectant eyes of Yuan Shang and others, said: "Is there any more, can I have another one?"

Yuan Shang: "!!!"

Sima Yi: "..."

Everyone: "???"

(End of this chapter)