Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 930 We Are Bad Guys

Mi Heng, a famous scholar in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.Famous at a young age, he is talented in literary and debate, likes to criticize current affairs and despise others, and gradually becomes the world's number one critic.

in the sun.

Get there early.

Mi Heng stood alone on one side with his hands behind his back, and the breakfast sellers headed by Yuan Tan were on the other side.

A confrontation formed.

The diners were afraid to enjoy breakfast, and all got up and went to places that were not in the way.

"Who is this person, dare to challenge the eldest son? He is still alone."

"This person is Mi Heng, a great critic who specializes in criticism, and no one can afford it."

"I heard that the nobles of the gentry can't avoid fear, and no one wants to be splashed with dirty water."

"It turns out that he is Mi Heng who everyone fears!"

"The eldest son is about to suffer..."

Xun You came out, "Mi Heng, you came here uninvited."

Xun You is the one with the most family background among the military divisions, and has met Mi Heng before.Knowing that this person is the most famous in Qingliu, no one would dare to mess with Qingliu, especially when the person in power is not a faint king.

After all, such a person has status and background, and does not break the law or discipline. It is commonly said that he has no pigtails, and he specializes in pulling other people's pigtails.

Cao Cao has been scolded as a dog in history, and he dared not kill Mi Heng, which shows that this person has profound skills.

Mi Heng smiled slightly, "This statement is wrong, and there is a large audience, do you still need a reason?"

At this moment, Er Gouzi quietly appeared behind Yuan Tan, "My lord, many nobles came to watch from a distance, and found the third prince's trace."

Yuan Tan also met a lot of people, and from his appearance, he knew that Mi Heng was born to find fault.

Coupled with the news about Er Gouzi, the third child must have come here to find fault.

Seeing that the military advisers were all flustered, they came forward and said: "I have heard Mr. Ni Heng's name for a long time, and I never tell lies."

"I have met the eldest son." Mi Heng saluted solemnly.

"Sir, I'm here for breakfast. Please, if it's delicious, I'd like to promote it to the people." Yuan Tan stretched out his hand.

Mi Heng didn't say a word, but stepped closer to the booth, and was shocked when he saw Hu spicy soup at first sight, "What kind of messy soup is this, it makes me sick to my stomach just looking at it."

Seeing the pancakes being made again, "Throw it in a mess, throw it in a mess, and roll it into a ball."

The common people were furious, thinking that we ordinary people must not be able to compare with your celebrity's rich clothes and fine food, what is a mess?Delicious and economical.

Only then did I realize that the eldest son is approachable, and this is the real gentleman.

Can you wealthy families be as rich as our eldest son?Compared with our eldest son, you are a piece of shit.

You Heng said: "My lord, you really disappoint me." Standing with hands behind his back, he sang: "Every time you get angry with the poor and lowly, you are always ashamed for the scholars."

Yuan Tan: ╰_╯, in this era, the nobility of the gentry has gradually become deformed, and it is different from the nobility of later literati.They regard the lives of common people as worthless, and everything that common people do is despicable, and gradually become moths of the times, affecting the development of the times.

Zhuge Liang was furious, Lu Fan pointed to the past, "If there are no farmers and farmers, they will all starve to death."

Mi Heng: [⊙[工]⊙], very alert.But he had practiced to the point where he could speak in batches, and he immediately said: "The fall of the lord, there is no one who acts recklessly without knowing it."

Zhuge Liang said calmly: "The people are the most important, the country is second, and the king is the least."

"With the world in mind, you should cherish famous utensils and be cautious in your words and deeds." You Heng stood with his hands behind his back.

"..." Zhuge Liang.

"A wolf is a wolf who abuses people and harms things. Why bother to drink despicable food with claws and teeth." You Heng said proudly.

Pang Tong came out, "I don't know who's claws came from the food you ate?"

Mi Heng: [⊙_⊙], I suddenly feel that these people in Shence Mansion live up to their reputation and are quite difficult to deal with.But the heart is more heroic, criticizing such a character has a sense of accomplishment.

not far away.

More and more gentry nobles came to watch, many of them were officials.

"No, why is this bastard Mi Heng here? Who told him to come? The eldest son is in trouble." Wang Lang also came after hearing the news, his expression changed drastically.

Mi Heng is the most famous critic in the world, being criticized by him is a stain on his life.And the most important thing for a king is reputation.

Guo Tuxin and other judges also came, but they dared not step forward to help for the time being, so as not to cause trouble.

The more people came, the happier Yuan Shang was, but at the moment he was also a little worried, saying: "Zhongda, it seems that you Heng can't stand my elder brother so many people."

Sima Yi calmed down instead, "Third Prince, don't worry, Ni Heng can be 'notorious', and the nobles are afraid of it, and it is by no means a vain reputation."

At this time, Mi Heng's wild and unrestrained laughter came.

He looked up to the sky and sighed: "It is said that there are many heroes under Shence, far surpassing Qin and Han. From my point of view, there is no one."

Naturally, Yuan Tan could not allow such criticism of his famous officials and generals, "My subordinates are all heroes in the world, so what does it mean to have no one?"

"Oh?" Mi Heng cupped his hands and said, "I would like to hear the details."

Yuan Tan stood with his hands behind his back, "Guo Jia, Xun You, and Cheng Yu are wise and far-reaching, although Xiao He and Chen Ping are not as good as them."

"Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, Huang Zhong, Dian Wei, and Xu Chuyong are unstoppable, although Cen Peng and Ma Wu are inferior."

"Li Ru and Chen Gong are engaged."

"Jia Xu and Xu Shu are think tanks."

"A crouching dragon and a phoenix chick can be safe in the world, but safe with no one?"

Zhuge Liang and the others bowed to Yuan Tan after hearing the words.

After the common people heard these words, they gave their thumbs up. These people were all killed on the battlefield, and they were definitely not empty words.

In the distance, Yuan Shang became nervous.

However, Mi Heng smiled, "The public opinion is wrong. I know all about these people."

Lian Dao: "Jia Xu can make mourners ask about illnesses, Xun You can make watch over graves, Cheng Yu can make doors closed, and Guo Jia can make Bai Ci recite poems."

"Zhang Liao was able to beat drums and sound gold, Zhao Yun was able to herd cattle and herd horses, Xu Huang could be commanded to read edicts, Huang Zhong could be commanded to go hunting in the mountains, Dian Wei could be commanded to build walls with negative plates, and Xu Chu could be commanded to slaughter pigs and dogs."

"Li Ru can send letters, Chen Gong can sharpen knives and forge swords, and Xu Shu can drink wine and eat bad food."

"Zhuge Liang is called a legless soldier, and Pang Tong is called a sycophant."

Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
There were exclamations at the scene.

Mi Heng smiled proudly, and at this point, he waved his sleeves freely, "The rest are clothes hanger rice bags, wine barrel meat bag ears."

Common people: ヾ(?｀Д′?), this man is so powerful that he can splash sewage all over his body if the exit is not dirty.

Wenwu of Shence Mansion: ⊙﹏⊙∥∣°, you really deserve to be Mi Heng, no wonder no one dares to provoke you.He has no friends in his life, and it is said that his father was criticized to death by him.

Zhuge Liang was shocked, what happened to the wheelchair?Dare he have no legs!
Pang Tong trembled, the eldest son is an eternal god, and saying a few words of praise is flattering?That's all true.

Yuan Shang: '*>﹏<*' is so exciting, he said excitedly: "Zhongda, the person you recommended is great, and it's the first time I've seen my elder brother deflated. And he, all the civil and military people who have leveled the world, are all dumb Wu Yan, you really deserve to be Mi Heng, the number one critic in the world."

Sima Yi was also elated, "Third Prince, look at the Eldest Prince's expression, as if he has eaten a fly. The key point is that there is nothing he can do about it."

"What if he kills Mi Heng?" Yuan Shang worried.

"I just want him to kill him." Sima Yi laughed.

The two looked at each other: <(‵▽′)>, we are bad people.

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(End of this chapter)