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Chapter 872 Yuan Tan, don't you want to drink Sprite

Jianye City is boiling.

Hundreds of thousands of people gathered here.

The surrounding small towns have all become ghost towns.

The common people came here just to see the world's number one son and marry the world's number one lady.

From Wuhou's mansion to Yuan Tan's temporary residence, that is, on both sides of the road at the official post, there are densely packed people.

Without a place, I climbed onto the roofs of the houses on both sides, even if I had to ask for a roof fee of ten cents.

"The eldest son is here!"

Wherever Yuan Tan's returning team went, they exploded.

"It's not a waste of ten cents, it's not a waste." An elderly man's eyes widened.

"Father, it's really not in vain. You see, the eldest son doesn't use it like ordinary nobles. He doesn't ride a horse when he gets married, and the bride doesn't use a sedan chair. What is this means of transportation called? Yes, it's called an electric tricycle."

The old man wiped his sweat, "It turned out to be a car. I thought the eldest son found a rare and famous horse somewhere. What is an electric tricycle?"

"It's hard to explain this, you can see for yourself."

In the eyes of everyone, Yuan Tan was seen driving a tricycle, and Sun Shangxiang, who was sitting in a red wedding dress and a phoenix crown and Xiapei, was sitting in the back seat.

Yuan Shao led thousands of troops on a bicycle back then, which was already terrifying enough.Later, the whole world studied bicycles, but no one was built that could be ridden.

Fortunately, it is more advanced now, and there is no need for pedals.

Even Sun Shangxiang, who was sitting in the back seat, was still trembling at the moment.The back in front is really not human, "Brother Yi, let me ride."

Yuan Tan didn't look back, and said calmly: "This is not riding, this is driving."

"Then let me drive."

"I'm afraid you're driving too fast, but if you call me Husband, I'll let you drive."

"Forget it." Sun Shangxiang: ⊙⌒⊙, thinking that sooner or later I will be able to drive.

Sun Ce and Sun Quan on the side are escorting them, at this moment: (〃＞盛＜), I feel bitter.

"Governor, give way."

Zhou Yu looked back and saw Zhuge Liang sitting in a wheelchair, pushing the joystick with his hand, passing between him and Lu Xun.

One first-generation governor, one fourth-generation governor: ==#
It was only at this time that the people discovered Zhuge Liang, which was also automatic, and there was another burst of boiling.

"Electricity, what exactly is it?"

"do not know."

Sun Ce and others felt that they had lost all face, and suddenly felt that Jianye City had become a sea of ​​others pretending to criticize.

……

After half an hour.

Firecrackers blared.

"Worship heaven and earth."

"Two thanks to the high hall."

"Husband and wife worship each other, and they are sent to the bridal chamber."

Yuan Tan was holding the other end of the red silk satin, looking at Sun Shangxiang who was covered by a red hijab, "Daughter-in-law, we are finally together after going through many hardships."

Sun Shangxiang: ⊙︿⊙, this person even gave up his life for her, it should be touching to say it.But I always feel like I've been tricked. If I don't marry him, he will be killed by my father and brother.But with him being such an evildoer, it would be a high incense if he didn't kill others.

"Leave the daughter-in-law, let's go into the bridal chamber."

Sun Shangxiang: ⊙[-]⊙.

Fortunately, at this time, Sun Quan rescued her, "Brother-in-law, what kind of bridal chamber are you going to enter in broad daylight? My sister will naturally be sent to the bridal chamber by an old lady. You should stay and drink with relatives and friends."

Yuan Tan: (︶︿︶).

Just drink.

With the bride gone, the wedding scene was not only deserted, but even more lively.

Everyone started to make a fuss, no matter if it was a high-ranking gentry boss or a newcomer from an aristocratic family.Because they knew that this was the only time in their life when they could torment Yuan Tan.

But you can't mess up the rules.

A wedding naturally starts with wine.

"Brother-in-law, I heard that you have brought a lot of famous Erguotou." Sun Ce also let go at this moment, putting aside the aspect of fighting for world supremacy, he and this brother-in-law are still heroes.

Others have a similar idea, let's not talk about grievances in troubled times today.

"My lord, everyone has a red star in their hearts, let us give it to our relatives to drink." Sun Jing, as the oldest person with the highest status here, relied on the old to sell the old.

The Jiangdong bosses all looked forward to it, you must know that they drink alcohol every day as a gift.It is often heard that the fine wine in Yuan Tan's hand is different from others. The big bosses in the north have had a chance to drink it, but the big shots in Jiangdong have never drank it.

Maotai is not extravagant hope, Erguotou can always give two catties, right?
Yuan Tan was also unambiguous, today is his day of great joy, he beckoned, "Serve the wine."

Following Dianwei and the others brought in a jar of Erguotou, just opening the lid, the aroma of the wine permeated the place.

For the aristocrats of this era, having a cup of Erguotou is quite satisfying.

"My lord, this altar belongs to you." Dian Wei winked.

Yuan Tan nodded, since childbirth was the most important agenda, he can no longer drink alcohol.

Sometimes I can't help but have a drink with Zhuge Liang, but I can't drink in such a big scene that hurts my body.

Especially these Jiangdong relatives clearly wrote on their faces that I am here to feed you.

But he had to drink it, so his jar was specially made by craftsmen of Xing Kiln.

There is heaven and earth inside, half of which is water and half of which is wine, which can be called the altar of yin and yang.It is also based on the experience of later generations of magic, he is the only one in the world who can fire.

Just ten minutes later.

The serving maids and servants were all terrified when they saw the drunken nobles who fell to the ground.

You must know that they also often serve noble people, such as the big guy who is rolling now, who used to drink thirty catties without getting drunk.But today, after only drinking two catties, I smoked.

At least half of them have fallen.

"Since Sheng Yu, He Shengliang."

Zhuge Liang was shocked, and hurriedly looked around, and saw the governor Zhou Yu shouted, his face flushed, and he fell down elegantly.

Zhuge Liang wiped the sweat off his brow.

"I want to be the governor, I want to be the governor!" Lu Xun howled.

Surprised, Sun Quan hurried over, pushed Lu Xun to the ground, and fell asleep. He breathed a sigh of relief, and said calmly to the surprised bosses around him, "A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier."

He saw again that his eldest brother, Sun Ce, had already run out and vomited.

I was shocked again.

Sun Quan was able to become the Great Emperor of Soochow, he had a lot of thoughts, and he didn't drink too much at the beginning, so he is still very clear at this moment.

And there are many nobles like him.

It can be said that those who can guarantee their sobriety now are not ordinary people.

Sun Quan walked into Yuan Tan in full view.

"What is it?" Yuan Tan asked calmly.

Sun Quan snorted coldly, "My lord, you can drink so much, you must be drinking Sprite."

Sprite!

The bosses who are still awake are all human beings, and they immediately thought of one thing.Even a hero like Sun Ce couldn't stand it, but Yuan Tan, on the other hand, was fine.

It must be something wrong.

Sun Quan walked two steps closer, was stopped by Dian Wei, and said, "Brother-in-law, I heard that you used to drink Sprite, and let Guan Yu and Zhang Fei drink Erguotou."

Speaking of which, he pointed out two fingers to Zhang Zhao and other big bosses, "My brother-in-law drank more than 20 catties of Sprite in one breath, and Guan Yu drank [-] catties of Erguotou in one breath. Found a circle of dead mosquitoes."

The Jiangdong bosses were all shocked. Looking at the companions who fell to the ground and fainted, they slapped their foreheads. Sun Shiwan was too witty, that's all.

Yuan Tan, you don't want to drink Sprite.

You just lied to Guan Yu and those people. It is absolutely impossible to deceive us.

　Thanks: vanilla cola flavored bamboo, prestige.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)