Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 871 Try and Die
Zhuge Liang is standing next to the Siemens all-in-one washing and drying machine.

The governor took off his red cloak, and a servant naturally took it over.

The admiration of everyone.

In fact, for these gentry bigwigs, they are all people who do great things, military affairs, strategy, government affairs, literature, no one will study the problems of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Life is small problems.

But today, they have to study this.

I always feel that it is related to future generations.

After Zhou Yu hesitated for a while, he finally gritted his teeth and got in.

Pong.

Zhuge Liang immediately closed the barn door.

Zhou Yu's face was pressed against the barn door, and he was in a small enclosed space. Even though there were all his own people outside, his expression was very nervous.

"What's next?" he yelled from inside.

"I don't know either." Zhuge Liang said helplessly.

Just as Zhou Yu's face turned pale, Lu Xun stepped forward, "I know, I saw the eldest son press this button."

"Then you press it too." Sun Quan was in high spirits.

Lu Xun pressed it immediately.

drop.

The button sound is very pleasant to the ancients.

Still bright.

It's so amazing that people can't help but find out.

Hurrah, the washing machine made a sound.

Hearing a vague howl, everyone saw that Zhou Yu was spinning in the washing machine.

Turning faster and faster, seeing the centrifugal force, the governor has already started to roll his eyes.

The crowd also kept exclaiming. They thought it wasn't because the clothes couldn't spin in circles, but they didn't expect it to fly.

Zhuge Liang was sweating profusely. In fact, he also really wanted to study this principle, but now he is fortunate that he held back just now and let others get in first.

Zhou Yu turned around too fast inside, it was scary.

Sun Ce felt something was wrong at first, "Hurry up and save the governor!" He yelled, "Lu Xun, what are you waiting for, press stop."

Lu Xun quickly pressed it a few times, and who knew it would turn faster.

Sun Ce's face changed drastically, "Lu Xun, Sun Quan, are you going to kill Gongjin? If Gongjin has something good or bad, I'll kill you all!"

He must have thought it was public revenge.

Sun Quan was also a little panicked. If Jiang Dong's governor just turned around and died inside like this, it would be a serious matter. He obviously pressed the wrong button, and shouted: "There are too many buttons on this, who remembers how the eldest son pressed it just now?"

Zhang Zhao retreated immediately, "I'm getting old, I'm dazzled."

"We didn't see it either." Everyone stepped back, looking at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun couldn't bear the scapegoat, and was sweating profusely, "It seems to be this..."

One click.

stopped.

"It's still Lu Boyan..." Just when everyone was talking about praise.

It was found that Zhou Yu paused for a while and began to spin in another direction.

Everyone: (⊙v⊙) Yes.

I didn't expect that people could turn it backwards, this is too awesome.

"Lu Boyan, you are murder, murder." Sun Ce growled.

Sun Quan hurriedly gave Lu Xun a wink. Although he really wanted to break Sun Ce's arm, it wasn't now.

Lu Xun was sweating profusely. He definitely didn't do it on purpose, he had tried his best.But the rows of buttons on the console were tormenting his heart.

"Hurry up!" Everyone roared, because the governor was about to finish the game.

Lu Xun was so hungry that he didn't choose what to eat, and pointed down, "It seems to be pressed here!"

Slowed down.

People raise their eyes to spring.

"It's hot, I'm about to be roasted to death!" Zhou Yu opened his eyes that had been closed for a long time in the heat, full of fear.For a governor who can lead a million lions, it is really too difficult.

"Did you see the fire?" Zhuge Liang fanned his lupine.

Everyone: \_/#, are you still asking this?
"Look at your sister, there's nothing, get me out!" Zhou Yu was about to go crazy, but he shook the washing machine again, it could heat people to death without igniting it, how did this happen?
"Lu Xun, press it!" Sun Ce pulled out the ancient ingot knife with a grim expression on his face.

Lu Xun took a step back, "I... I forgot how to press it later. I... How could I memorize so many sequences."

"I kill you!"

"Wait a minute, brother!" Sun Quan was not a vegetarian, he protected Lu Xun, and said seriously: "Brother, the chief governor is an adult, he should be responsible for his actions, he got in on his own initiative, and has nothing to do with other people."

"Let's smash the washing machine!" Lu Xun shouted.

Everyone's eyes lit up.

I'm talking about doing it.

Seeing a figure shaking a feather fan lightly, Zhuge Liang said indifferently: "You are so many and powerful, and I can't stop you from destroying the eldest son's private property. But I want to tell you that this is a strange thing. What if it is smashed?" The accident has nothing to do with us."

Sun Ce and the others thought for a while and put down the tools in their hands.

……

On the other hand, Yuan Tan appeared in the back residence of Marquis Wu.

The steward was not there, so I went to see the washing machine.

No one dared to control him.

"Daughter-in-law, my husband personally brought you the dress."

He came to the embroidered building, looked at the rosy fragrance, and shouted.

Sun Shangxiang appeared immediately, "How can you appear here?"

"See what you said." Yuan Tan looked dissatisfied, "I have the right to appear in your place from now on."

Sun Shangxiang blushed, she was a strong woman, so she said she was angry and felt that the timing was wrong, "How did you dry this dress." She was surprised.

Yuan Tan: <(‵▽′)> "This will not trouble your husband and me at all."

It can also be seen that the eldest lady hesitated at the last moment, but for Yuan Tan, if she is married, she must be married, and if she is not married, she must be married.

We are talking about batching.

Suddenly there was an exclamation from behind, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law!"

I saw that Sun Ce and Sun Quan were panting, followed by Jiangdong bigwigs.

"What's the situation that you can't get married?" Yuan Tan sarcastically asked.

Sun Ce behaved like a cat this time, "No, no, actually, I really hope to have a good brother-in-law like you."

"Why do I sound like a weasel, a night owl coming into the house?"

Sun Ce said: "Brother-in-law, don't talk too much, hurry up and save Gongjin."

"What happened to the governor?"

"He got into a fully automatic washing machine."

"Really, just tell him to crawl out."

"I don't know who pressed the switch, and then I pressed it randomly..." Sun Ce was sweating profusely.

Lu Xun was already dripping with sweat.

Sun Quan hurriedly said: "I don't know how to close it at all, but it started to bake again. Now the governor is almost dehydrated."

Dehydrated… dehydrated….

Sun Shangxiang was dumbfounded, what happened?
Yuan Tan was also taken aback, frowned, and reprimanded: "You are so big, why are you all like brats?"

Everyone's faces were hot.

"Daughter-in-law, change into your dress quickly, and I'll take you away right away. It's too dangerous here, so let's go back to our house."

When everyone heard this, their noses were twisted. We are dangerous here. It is dangerous wherever you go, right?

a while.

Sun Jian was also shocked.

Now standing in front of the washing machine, looking at Zhou Yu who has softened into a dough inside, and a hole in the top is emitting water vapor.

His face turned blue and white.

And the other people are already gutted. Is this steam? This is the order of the governor of Jiangdong.

"Hey, you see, there is less water vapor, so it should be better." Zhang Cheng said joyfully.

Zhang Zhao almost slapped him when he went up, and reprimanded him secretly: "What are you shouting for? Is it almost ready? If the water vapor is gone, it will become a mummified corpse. You can't tell it. How can you come out to do things in the future?" For this son, I really hate iron but not steel.

Many of the crowd also suddenly realized.

Just when everyone was helpless.

"Father-in-law."

Yuan Tan is here.

Sun Jian basically exploded with anger, not because of Yuan Tan, but because people like Zhou Yu were so embarrassing.I also feel that Yuan Tan is a huge plague god, so I should marry my daughter and send her away.

If things go on like this, Jiangdong's leafy tree will wither completely.

But he still had to pretend to be calm, maintain his father-in-law's demeanor of old Taishan, and said indifferently: "My son-in-law, the auspicious time is coming, let's quickly rescue the curious governor."

Yuan Tan's operation was as fierce as a tiger.

When Zhou Yu was pulled out, her face was as pale as gold paper, her lips were blistered, her arm was broken, and she was dehydrated.

Here and there is a try and a try.

Simply try and die.

(End of this chapter)