You're forcing me to be reborn, right?

"Hello, very powerful voice actor. My name is Cheng Zhu. I am a very powerful... high school diploma holder."

Cheng Zhu thought for a few seconds before he came up with a title for his current self.

Now I am like a trumpet with a blank slate, I can't even pick out a "title".

When Lin Lu heard this, he was amused and said: "I know you, I also bought 0:0 with Ning Ning, and I won money with you."

Cheng Zhu looked at her and said in his heart again: "Sisters with big eyes and pear dimples will indeed be cuter when they smile."

It’s so cute that he opened the door to cuteness - so cute.

He became interested.

At this moment, the topic revolves around football.

Although Lin Lu had only watched one game, he chatted more enthusiastically than anyone else.

This made Shen Qingning, the only person who didn't watch the finals, completely unable to get a word in.

She has a cold temperament and doesn't care at all. However, she is actually quite good at listening. When others are chatting in a lively manner, she will listen quietly to the side.

Shen Minglang still thinks that Cheng Zhuhua bought 0:0 for 12,000, which is very impressive. At this moment, he is asking sincerely: "Cousin, what do you think, would you buy 0:0?"

"The person in the dream told me this when I was dreaming."

"Who are you dreaming about?"

"Myself in a few years." Cheng Yi said seriously.

Shen Minglang immediately showed a speechless expression, but Lin Lu thought it was quite fun for this handsome boy to talk.

What's the saying?

——Humor is the best medical beauty for men.

At this moment, the food starts to be served.

Since we are all young people of about the same age, we have many topics in common and there is no silence during the meal.

As we chatted, we talked about college life.

After all, there are two campus goddesses here who will be sophomores after the summer vacation, as well as two quasi-college students.

Shen Minglang has just graduated two years ago, and he really misses the romantic days when he drove a Panamera to school and the girl in the passenger seat kept changing.

He suddenly thought of something and said, "By the way, Lin Lu, Ning Ning told me, are you two going to rent a house outside for your sophomore year?"

"Yes, we want to live together, hehe." Lin Lu said with a smile.

"Why do you suddenly want to live outside?" Shen Minglang began to make insinuations and inquire about his sister's true college situation.

Shen Qingning listened on the sidelines, fully aware of his ulterior motives, but did not point them out.

"It's nothing, I just want to live together, and there is a woman in our dormitory who speaks in a weird way. Ning Ning and I don't like her," Lin Lu said.

"That's right. That's true. It's really a headache to have bad roommates in college." Shen Minglang understood this.

"Really? You can't see her when you look up, and you can't talk to her anymore, so you're very angry!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Lu curled his lips angrily and said, "I don't know if there is any way to cure this kind of person. I am often so angry that I can't sleep in the middle of the night, reviewing the game like crazy, feeling that I didn't perform well in the last quarrel. "

Hearing this, Cheng Zhu glanced at Jiang Wanzhou.

Seeing him staring at her, Jiang Wanzhou immediately said, "What are you doing! What are you looking at me for?"

Cheng Zhu ignored him and continued to look at him.

Jiang Wanzhou was a little offended by his stare, and cursed: "What do you mean, are you implying that I am also a bitch!"

After everyone's eyes were focused on Cheng Zhu, he slowly said: "How is that possible? I think everyone can learn from the way you speak sometimes."

"If you want the yin and yang to go back, you can add the word "what" after many words." Cheng Zhu said calmly.

"Huh? For example?" Lin Lu immediately became excited.

Cheng Zhu started to say in another tone: "What you said is really right!"

"Really! It's so awesome!"

"Thank you for taking the trouble!"

Lin Lu's eyes lit up, and he imitated Cheng Zhu's tone, smiled at him and revealed his little pear dimple, and said, "Then I understand!"

Cheng Zhu nodded and continued eating.

Jiang Wanzhou remained by the side unwillingly, staring at Cheng Zhudao with a look of resentment: "That's not how I talk! Why are you studying indiscriminately!"

Cheng Yi said while eating Jinsha Hall's famous braised pork, "Yeah, I learned it wrong."

Jiang Wanzhou went crazy and wanted to tear his mouth apart instantly.

Lin Lu found this boy more and more interesting.

While chatting, everyone talked about college classes again.

Shen Minglang said that he slept most of the time in class, and the teacher would not bother you at all, which was much more enjoyable than in high school.

"Cousin, you can sleep peacefully when the time comes." Shen Minglang, a person who has been here before, started to speak.

Shen Qingning rarely spoke at this time: "What are you teaching blindly all day long?"

Cheng Zhushun followed this topic and deliberately told Jiang Wanzhou, "If it is a good university, it would be a pity not to listen to some teachers' classes."

"How do you say it?" Shen Minglang asked.

Cheng Zhudao: "I have seen a saying that your university teacher may be the person with the highest social status that you can come into contact with in your life. If it were not for the platform of school, you would not be able to interact with people at this level when you enter society. people contact.”

Shen Minglang wanted to retort, but suddenly he let out a "fuck" sound.

"Damn, your statement seems interesting. A friend of mine who studies law said that his teacher seems to be a criminal law teacher, but secretly he is a living king of hell. He sentences more than 600 death sentences a year."

For a rich second-generation like him, there are still many people with high social status that he can come into contact with, so the examples he came up with in his mind are people he doesn't want to see in his life.

But in fact, it is true for many ordinary people. You may say bad things about your teacher every day when you are in school, but you don't even have the qualifications to talk to him in society.

Maybe he will be the expert number that you can't even grab when you go to the doctor.

Maybe the class you attend, he charges tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands for one class outside.

Maybe outside, his consulting fee is several thousand yuan per hour.

Maybe even your textbooks are compiled by him.

Maybe when he tells you about the case he is working on, he still hasn't received the final payment of 2 million yuan, so he tells you the case first.

Even your teacher's ideas may be called policies in the local area.

Cheng Zhu really didn't plan to not attend classes at all when he went to college, and he didn't want Jiang Wanzhou to just mess around in school, so he said it specifically.

This made Shen Qingning look at him.

Lin Lu felt that this boy was quite contradictory. Sometimes he seemed playful, and sometimes he seemed more mature than the average high school graduate.

The voice actress thought that what he said made some sense, but she still sighed and said, "Alas, it's a pity for me. I've been easily sleepy since I was a child."

Cheng Zhu looked up at her and said suddenly, "Is it because you often did homework until midnight when you were a child?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Lu immediately became excited and said, "I was slow to do homework when I was a child. Others finished it in a short time, but it took me a long time."

"That's right." Cheng Zhu smiled and thought of a passage he saw when he watched the debate variety show "Strange Talk" in his previous life.

That was a passage said by Chen Ming, which was just applicable at this moment.

And what's more, Chen Ming is also a university teacher.

"Behaviorism tells us that if a person always studies when he is sleepy, he will feel sleepy when studying in the future."

"You should know Pavlov's dog, right? Ring the bell, eat, drool. Ring the bell, eat, drool. Later, ring the bell without eating and drool."

"This is the so-called classical conditioning."

"Similar to this experiment, study late at night, feel sleepy. Study late at night, feel sleepy. Later, study not late at night but feel sleepy."

"The stimulation field of conditioned reflex is formed in this way."

As he said, he smiled at Lin Lu and said very considerately: "It's not your fault, it's all those late nights in childhood."

Jiang Wanzhou and Shen Qingning: "???"

Shen Minglang's inner thoughts: "I learned it, why do I only say that I feel sleepy when talking about this topic with girls!"

Lin Lu was stunned at first, but then he felt more and more reasonable, and was finally convinced. He felt that he had met a famous doctor and found the cause of the disease.

Seeing the shocked expression of the voice actress, Cheng Zhu said earnestly: "So if you have a child in the future, you must take this as a warning and never let her learn too late."

"Okay, okay!" Lin Lu nodded in agreement and said: "Remember, remember."

She also said: "It's still too early to have a child. If I forget the seriousness of this matter in the future, you must remind me."

Cheng Zhu, who seemed to have never taken the initiative to bring up the topic but had always been in control of the rhythm, was happy after hearing this.

——The goal has been achieved.

He grinned and looked at the energetic girl in front of him who was particularly cute when she smiled and had dimples. He showed his "fangs" and said slowly:

"I don't have your contact information."