You said you would make games by yourself, but how did you become the richest man by doing nothing?

Game options popped up in front of G-chan:

"Option 1: Let it tell a joke and then decide whether to eat it."

"Option 2: Steam it directly!"

G-chan chuckled and chose option one, she wanted to see what other pearls this crab could spit out!

Masao's crab face was full of vicissitudes, staring blankly at the dim miner's lamp.

"Little meat bun, let me tell you a story about my friend,

He was also a crab, named Awei, we were good brothers who grew up on the same reef since childhood, his temper was more grumpy than mine.

Once, Awei was walking by the sea and was hit by a sea shrimp.

Awei directly questioned angrily: "Are you blind?"

Then the other party replied with a look of astonishment: "How did you know?"

The barrage flooded the screen:

"Hahahahaha! So cold."

"I told you puns will be deducted from your salary!"

"One more, one more!"

Game options popped up again in front of G-chan:

"Option 1: Let it continue to tell jokes and then decide whether to eat it."

"Option 2: Add oil to the oil pan and deep fry it directly."

G-chan happily chose option one.

Masao seemed to be lost in distant memories, continuing to speaking slowly and clearly:

"Later, Awei was caught by a cook from a port tavern and put in a pot to steam.

The cook was a novice, inexperienced, and opened the pot every now and then to poke Awei with his finger.

Finally, after poking several times, Awei suddenly clamped the cook's finger with his钳子: pincers and said with a sneer:

"Are we very familiar? Why are you touching me like this."

G-chan was laughing so hard she couldn't speak, and the microphone was破音: distorting.

The barrage exploded again:

"Hahahahaha!"

"Damn, I'm laughing to death."

"Awei is so brave."

The game prompted for the third time:

"Option 1: Give it another chance to tell a joke."

"Option 2: Light a篝火: bonfire and roast it directly."

G-chan chose one directly.

Masao realized that G-chan would not let it go easily this time, and his pair of crab eyes露出了: revealed a sense of寂寥: loneliness that had seen through the world, sighed, and said惆怅: melancholic:

"Later, Awei was still steamed and sent to the tavern's dining table.

A family from the city came to eat, and the little girl saw Awei on the plate and suddenly cried.

The parents hurriedly asked what was wrong, and the little girl cried and said: "The crab is so pitiful, its parents must be waiting for it to go home."

The parents immediately felt that the forks in their hands became heavy.

Seeing that the little girl was about to develop a childhood shadow, the tavern cook enthusiastically came over and pointed to the dining table and said:

"Little baby, don't worry, their whole family is here."

G-chan was laughing so hard that she was almost out of breath.

The live broadcast barrage completely exploded:

"My面膜: facial mask is cracked from laughing, the主播: streamer has to pay for my面膜: facial mask."

"I just had my wisdom teeth extracted, and now the wound is cracked from laughing, the主播: streamer has to pay for my medical expenses."

"My苦茶子: underwear is cracked from laughing, the主播: streamer has to pay for my苦茶子: underwear."

...

After telling three jokes, Masao sighed:

"Awei is dead after all, steam me, let me go down to accompany my good brother."

Masao covered his eyes with his pincers, pretending to cry呜呜呜: boo hoo, and then偷瞄: peeked at Little Meat Bun from the gap between the pincers.

G-chan laughed咯咯咯: chuckle and said: "Oh, I forgive you for making me laugh."

When G-chan chose to release Masao, the game prompted:

[Giant鉗: pincers Crab Masao has joined your讨伐: crusade team as a water-type精灵: spirit.]

A [精灵: spirit] button has been added to the main game interface.

G-chan clicked into the game, and the attribute panel showed:

[Giant鉗: pincers Crab]

Race: Crab

Gender: Male

Level: 1

Status: Teammate

Description: An aquatic精灵: spirit that grows by the sea, has a pair of giant鉗: pincers, can be used as a鐮刀: sickle during耕作: farming activities, and at the same time, in battle, it is good at using giant鉗: pincers for剪切: shearing attacks.

G-chan was surprised and happy, she was worried about not having an initial精灵: spirit to start mining, but she didn't expect Masao to be a精灵: spirit species.

Come to think of it, ordinary crabs are not so big, and they are not so猥琐: wretched.

After a while, the game prompted again:

[Dear player, your 24-hour trial period has expired. If you want to continue to support this game, you are welcome to purchase a monthly card.]

G-chan翻了翻: browsed the payment instructions and was shocked.

The entire game only requires paying 15 yuan to buy a monthly card to play for a month, and there are no other charges?!

The barrage flooded the screen:

"What a良心: conscience, I can't believe it after being折磨: tortured by the Dog Niang Paradise wallet."

The most ⊥new⊥small⊥said⊥in⊥six⊥9⊥⊥book⊥⊥bar⊥⊥first⊥hair!

"That's right, this game吊打: beats Dog Niang Paradise in terms of fun, dedication, and depth of gameplay."

"Dog Niang Paradise requires 30 yuan for a初级: primary強化: strengthening gem. I regret playing that game. In the end, it's索然无味: dull, either being吊打: beaten by土豪: rich players or抢: robbed resources by肝帝: hardcore players, with no game experience."

"Won't Taoyuan Township Company starve to death? I'm so worried."

"No more, brothers, let's recharge! I'll recharge him three monthly cards to show my respect."

Night fell, and G-chan went offline after recharging the monthly card.

Many水友: fans, still stayed in the live broadcast room and refused to leave,熱烈: enthusiastically discussing the game content.

On Dili Dili Barrage Network, G-chan's various live broadcast clips and二创: secondary creations began to登: appear on D station热门: hot.

Ghost畜: animal District even featured a热门: popular video: "The Life of Crab Awei".

More and more主播: streamers in the game area, in order to find new program effects, abandoned Dog Niang Paradise and began to live broadcast "My Leisurely Island Owner Life".

On the first night, about 90% of the主播: streamers in D station's live broadcast area were broadcasting Dog Niang Paradise.

By the second night, about 30% of the主播: streamers had begun to live broadcast Taoyuan Township's new game.

Moreover, a strange词条: entry appeared on D station's hot search trend list:

#Should Masao be boiled or roasted#

The discussion热度: heat continues to soar!

It can be seen that many players have really chosen to eat this crab.

However, according to players' feedback in the comment area, it seems that even if Masao is eaten, the subsequent novice process can continue.

It's just that the account will permanently少: lack a crab精灵: spirit that brings乐子: fun.

At the end of the second day, on the Youyi platform's MMO real-time online list, Leisurely Island Owner Life挤: squeezed into the top 100.

The website data shows that 5000 concurrent online reached! A total of 60,000 registered users.

...

On the third day, at 8:30 in the morning, G-chan couldn't wait to climb up to直播: live stream.

After all, she is an老司机: veteran in the game area, and she has become more and more skilled.

After playing for a morning, she unlocked advanced technology: mineral提取: extraction machine, ore筛选器: filter.

The technology tree for metal冶炼: smelting has also been unlocked, and she can manufacture more advanced combat equipment.

In addition, next to the small wooden house, she opened up a new牧场: ranch,飼养: raised chickens, sheep, cattle and other家禽: poultry, and also made飼养: breeding boxes,飼料: feed machines,牧场: ranch柵欄: fence and so on.

After sufficient resources, G-chan began to点: click裁缝: tailoring and打猎: hunting technology points, unlocked leather armor blueprints and草药: herbs and精灵: spirit potions for探险: adventure.

All of this is to收服: subdue various wild精灵: spirit and continue to explore the deepest part of the矿洞: mine.

According to G-chan's years of game experience, Qiqi must have good things on her, most likely道具: items to unlock key technology.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, under the余晖: afterglow of the夕阳: setting sun, G-chan's first精灵: spirit battle is about to begin.

At this time, the popularity of the直播: live broadcast room has also reached a historical high!

In the草丛: bushes, Masao and the wild grass-type精灵: spirit - Iron甲: armor虫蛹: chrysalis stared at each other,虎视眈眈: glaring fiercely.

The game adopts dynamic指令: command system即时: real-time combat.

Players need to constantly adjust combat指令: command based on the current dynamic situation and environmental changes.