You said you would make games by yourself, but how did you become the richest man by doing nothing?
#42 - On the first day on the island, the show was a blast
"Really?" G-chan's voice was full of doubt.
Game options appeared before her:
Option 1: [Make it say something to praise you, then decide.]
Option 2: [Roast it and eat it directly.]
The comments section was flooded with "Roast it and eat it directly."
G-chan said, "Emmm… everyone, don't be impatient, let me first hear how a crab can praise someone."
Zhengxiong raised its pincers, its pair of large eyes gleaming, and said:
"One day, the God of the Universe asked the myriad creatures on this planet a question:
Who thinks Little Meatball is cute, please raise your hand?
As a result, the planet turned into a sea urchin."
G-chan burst out laughing: "Hahaha, oh well, forget it, I'll let you go, don't scare people in the future,"
The crab gave Little Meatball a flirtatious wink and burrowed back into the sand.
The comments section erupted with joy:
"Ew, so greasy."
"Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, you."
"Brothers, I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like this chubby crab is a bit perverted."
"Maybe it's a resonance between fellow gentlemen."
"Hahahahahaha!"
G-chan continued the game: "Everyone, I like to listen to the sound of the waves when I sleep at night, so my secret little nest must be by the sea."
She picked up her tools and started tilling the land again.
Fortunately, Zhengxiong didn't come out to cause trouble while she was leveling the ground.
Little Round Round taught G-chan how to chop trees.
After reading the tutorial, G-chan began to explain to the audience: "This game has skills for chopping trees. You have to click the mouse at the right moment when the axe is swinging to maximize the force."
Then she herself went 'clang,' and the axe slipped out of her hand.
"Hahahahahaha!"
"The 'words become reality' series."
"I see, it really does require skill."
Seeing that G-chan wasn't good at chopping trees, Little Round Round picked up a small branch in its mouth and taught her from the side.
The two of them imitated the action of chopping trees with branches, making the whole audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, help, you guys are so cute!"
After finally building the foundation and obtaining wood, G-chan began to build a wooden house.
Just then, the weather suddenly changed, and a strong wind rose.
The few wooden planks that had been erected were blown askew.
"You mua, I didn't expect the weather system in this game to be so realistic."
Helpless, G-chan began to use seaweed ropes to fix the wooden planks.
As a result, the ropes scattered to the side looked too much like balls of yarn, directly causing Little Round Round to roll and play on the beach, forcing her to frantically search for the ropes.
Finally, the frame of the cabin was barely formed. G-chan wanted to add a chimney to the top of the wooden house, but accidentally got her head stuck in it. The Q-version character was left with only two short legs, kicking wildly outside.
Little Round Round was anxious and paced around on the roof, constantly rushing and bumping into G-chan's butt, trying to knock her out.
"Hahahahahaha!"
"You two dummies, I'm dying of laughter."
"You two know how to create program effects."
…
After a lot of tossing and turning, the wooden house was finally built.
At this time, G-chan suddenly found that her walking speed was getting slower and slower, and finally she fell to the beach with a 'plop.'
Little Round Round then reminded her:
"Look at the satiety progress bar in the upper right corner. If this bar turns yellow, your body's abilities will weaken.
If this bar turns red, you won't be able to move and you must eat.
If this bar turns gray, you'll be gone and you'll have to wait for the cooldown to end before you can respawn, meow~"
Then, it slowly took out a fishing rod and a bucket, needing to use these to find food.
G-chan's voice cracked: "Why didn't you say so earlier, ah ah ah…"
As if hearing G-chan's complaint, the next sentence of this NPC, Little Round Round, was directly: "I should have given you these first, I forgot, eheh~"
The orange cat stuck out its tongue.
The comments section exploded with laughter:
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Little Round Round is trying to get away with being cute."
After that, G-chan found a pure water source in the forest, filled half a bucket, and finally recovered.
"Hey everyone, look, there are apples ahead!"
G-chan walked to the apple tree and gave the fruit tree a charged kick.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
The falling apples directly hit the character on the head, covering it in bumps.
G-chan directly pouted: "Why does this game have to be so realistic in this kind of place!"
Comments:
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"G-chan is a bad kid, ne!"
…
After a busy day, the first day of island survival experience finally came to an end.
In addition to the seaside wooden house, G-chan also used her beginner carpentry skills to make some furniture for herself.
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The night in the game was very quiet, with a bright moon hanging high and the waves lapping.
G-chan and Little Round Round sat on the beach watching the scenery, and the background music became warm and soothing, like a lullaby.
The audience in the comments section was still not satisfied:
"Wow, the night scenery is also so beautiful."
"This game feels very warm, there's no PK to explode equipment and no guild battles."
"After watching it all day, I can't hold back, I'm going to download it too."
G-chan soon discovered another fun thing: she could draw on the beach with her hands.
As a result, just as she was about to finish drawing a twin-braided loli, a large crab suddenly emerged from the sand and messed up the drawing. It was Zhengxiong, who had appeared during the day.
A dialogue option popped up in front of G-chan. She immediately chose: "Did you do it on purpose or was it an accident?"
"On purpose, because you're graffitiing in front of my house."
So, the person and the crab began to run in circles on the beach.
The comments section was flooded:
"Hahaha, this crab is killing me."
"Catch up with him, cook him and eat him!"
"Don't give up, Little Meatball!"
G-chan was, after all, a streamer in the single-player game area, someone who could trigger invincibility frames in fighting games. This kind of chase was a piece of cake for her. Soon, she caught Zhengxiong again.
Option 1: [Listen to it tell a joke first, then decide whether to eat it.]
Option 2: [Cook it and eat it directly.]
Considering the program effect, G-chan still chose one.
She snorted: "I want to see what else this crab can do to make people happy."
Zhengxiong's expression was full of reminiscence:
"Little Meatball, let me tell you a sad story of mine to make you happy.
You also know that it's not easy to find a partner in our sea area, so my mother arranged for me to go to Xinglu Beach, three kilometers away, to meet a single starfish lady for a blind date.
As soon as I met the starfish lady, she immediately rejected me.
I directly asked her the reason. Guess what she said?"
Zhengxiong looked indignant:
"She actually told me that her sisters had been telling her since she was little that those who hurt girls are all crabs (屑)."
The comments section exploded:
"Hahahahahaha!"
"This crab is so funny!"
"Punny jokes will be deducted from your salary, hahaha!"
G-chan also giggled and laughed until tears came out:
"You are indeed scum (屑)!"
After laughing enough, G-chan still chose to release it, keeping this crab around as a source of amusement wasn't bad.
Zhengxiong, having just regained its freedom, suddenly stopped not far away and took out a bag of vegetable seeds and fruits, cream bread, and other food from behind it, placing them on the ground.
G-chan was moved for a moment and chose the dialogue option: "Have you finally discovered your conscience and come to help me?"
The crab replied with a serious face:
"These things should have been given to you as part of the newbie tutorial when you first landed on this island. But I forgot, sorry, I made you eat wild fruits all day, eheh!"
Then it ran away in a puff of smoke.
G-chan's voice cracked again: "You mua, I regret it, stop right there, I'm going to make you into crab sticks!"
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