You said you would make a bad movie, but you are going to make JOJO?

otherwise......

"This is......!!?"

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Chapter 107 The boy is praying

——Chariot duel.

A dueling method invented in an unknown era and country.

Only the people in the pillar, a special race with nearly infinite vitality and the ability to record and observe the entire history of mankind, can find such a retro and violent duel method from historical memories.

Yes, violence!

Just like the meaning of the word "duel" in chariot duel.

Although the method of the competition is for them to each drive a chariot to run and race around this oval track that looks like a modern stadium.

But in this race, there is only a starting line, but no end!

And there is only one way to win——

As long as one of Joseph and Wamu fell off his horse, he would be crushed into a pulp by the other chariot.

Or if they killed their opponents while running and racing.

Then the person who survives in the end is the winner of this duel!

It is a veritable death duel!

Therefore, in order to gain the leading position faster during the racing process, seizing weapons along the way has become the key to the outcome of this duel.

...This is the conclusion that Joseph came to after learning about the rules of the chariot duel and that the weapon placed on the stone pillar in the first round was a long-handled hammer.

Got this.

The question that troubled Joseph was how to win this first place.

In other words, before reaching the stone pillar, how did you ensure that you were in the lead to seize the only weapon?

Think according to normal people's thinking.

The way to win first place is to jump ahead.

At the beginning of the race, start one step ahead of your opponent!

But, this is normal people’s thinking.

It is also the thinking of Wamu and the others who are always paying attention to when the moon will appear.

As an abnormal person who always thinks about cheating, Joseph can say with certainty that even he can use ripples to control these two vampire horses with speeds of up to 60 kilometers per hour.

But in today's twentieth century, not to mention riding horses, even horse-drawn carriages have long since disappeared and been replaced by cars. How does his equestrian skills compare to Wamwu of the Ancient Pillar Man?

There is no comparison with perfection!

This is Joseph's accurate evaluation of himself.

In a normal competition, he would definitely not be able to outrun Wamwu.

And since you can't increase your own speed, wouldn't it be better to reduce Wamu's speed?

So I saw that Wamwu didn't pay attention to some of his little actions, and just kept watching and waiting for the moon to appear.

Joseph smiled proudly. When the moon appeared, he quickly got into the chariot and galloped away.

Wamwu was left alone, although he also wanted to gallop forward.

But because the wheels of his chariot were stuck by stones, he could only stay on the starting line without moving! ?

Yes, this is his battle plan!

After all, compared to the unrealistic idea of ​​temporarily improving one's equestrian skills.

Delaying, targeting the opponent, and making the opponent unable to run fast are much simpler!

Especially when his opponent is a proud and conceited man in the pillar!

"Despicable guy!"

“So despicable!!”

"..."

Listen to the "praise" shouted from the mouths of the vampire audience.

Joseph, who was already ahead of Wamwu by an unknown number of positions at this time, happily accepted it and said: "Hmph, I really didn't expect to hear the word "despicable" from your mouth! "

"But what is being held now is a life-and-death duel with no rules and no rules! I will do whatever it takes to survive!"

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"..."

"That guy Gintoki is really shameless..."

Looking at the picture transmitted by the complete stealth device, he easily took the lead, even though Wamwu used brute force to break free from the shackles of the wheel in time, and finally started to catch up from the starting point.

But this time was enough for Joseph to snatch the weapon, Akiyuki Shinbo said with emotion.

However, this is not enough!

Sakata Gintoki is not shameless enough now!

Indeed, in this particular tank duel.

Because Wamu has to hold the reins with both hands, it is difficult for him to use Tatsumi Saran.

Wamuu, who cannot use his special move and has no weapons, is almost like flesh against Joseph's ripple-infused hammer... If Wamuu really has no weapons, If you can't attack...

Just like "fish is what I want, bear's paw is what I want." In this question that even our ancestors find difficult to decide, there is a third solution -

I want them all the same.

The stone pillar that seems to have only one weapon, the hammer, actually hides a second weapon, the stone pillar itself is on top!

in other words......

"In terms of imagination and weapons, Gintoki completely lost to Wamuu!"

Caesar, who also saw this scene, said nervously: "And with the length and thickness of the stone pillar, even if Wamu is several parking spaces behind Gintoki, he can smash Gintoki's chariot with one blow. , but Gintoki can’t fight back!”

Even this is not the most important thing.

After all, after seeing the stone pillar weapon, Sakata Gintoki, who anticipated what would happen to him next, would definitely jump off the chariot to avoid the first blow.

But what happens after you escape?

Humans who walk on two legs cannot outrun horses with four legs, let alone these vampire horses whose physical strength, speed, and strength have been greatly enhanced after becoming vampires? !

If you run backwards, you will definitely not be able to escape.

So he dodged left and right?

This will only make Wamuwu stop the carriage and give him a shot of Shen Shalan.

What about moving forward?

Taking advantage of the situation, jump onto the horseback of Wamu's chariot and attack Wamu whose hands are temporarily restrained?

Don't forget that the characteristics of the people in the pillar allow them to completely ignore the Pauli exclusion principle between objects and enter the bodies of living creatures at will.

Therefore, when Sakata Gintoki chooses to jump on the horse, he will only encounter Wamuu who is also lurking on the horse, ready to catch him at any time, or completely free his hands, ready to give him a shot of Kami Saran!

This is an unsolvable battle.

In the script world, Kaz will choose a chariot duel to determine the winner, because no matter what Joseph does, there will only be an ending like defeat and death.

All the choices Sakata Gintoki made were just the choices given by the script, and he was simply unable to turn around.

"Facing Wamu who has already jumped out of the script, you must also show corresponding awareness in order to seize this slim chance of victory! Gintoki!"

Caesar prayed in his heart.

Chapter 108: Those who are enlightened will always be happy

The enlightened person is always happy.

Although Caesar didn't know this sentence.

However, as an actor, he entered the script world constructed by "Battle Current", and as "Cesare A. Zeppelin", he started a life-and-death battle with Wamu.

But I understand one thing very clearly——

If you don't have the consciousness to kill the enemy without hesitation when necessary.

If you only take action after the enemy attacks, or if you act belatedly to deal with it because of the hints of the character template and plot template, you will never be able to win against the enlightened Wamu!

Just like in the 50-meter and 100-meter sprint exams.

The physical education teacher will tell students not to regard the finish line as the end point, but to regard the position a little further back from the finish line as the end point, so that they will not be rushed to the finish line when they are about to cross the line. This can be The mentality of taking a little rest interferes with the speed of running.

The gap in consciousness is reflected in the gap of one or two seconds.

This is why Caesar hopes that Gintoki can escape from the script.

Although the existence of the script does determine the law of victory.

But once this law of victory is delayed, can we still win?

If there is a delay of one or two seconds in the sprint test, the worst case scenario is that the test will change from passing to failing.

But if there is a delay of one or two seconds during the battle, and the opponent's actions are not delayed like his, the result is self-evident.

In the process of fighting Joseph, he suffered consecutive defeats.

Not only all his actions were predicted by Joseph and he counterattacked.

Even his own special skill, Shensha Lan, was cracked by Joseph.

Even the hands he used to cast Shen Sha Lan were secretly wrapped around his body with a rein imbued with ripples, and were twisted by Wamuu's own strength through a trick by Joseph!

This humiliation.

There is no doubt that Wamwu showed a far stronger consciousness than when he fought with Xi Sa!

"Just because my eyes can see, and because I rely too much on my eyesight, he took advantage of me!"

Wamwu, who poked his own eyes hard and used the body control of the person in the pillar to suppress the repair of his eyes, used the sharp horns on his forehead to spin and look at Joseph, who was once again in the lead. .

"Next, I will give up the light and just use this [corner] to feel the [wind direction] and observe!"

But the trouble doesn't end there.

After all, Sakata Gintoki, who is playing Joseph, is still not aware of this subconsciously~~

Poking yourself in the eyes is really shocking.

But Joseph, who has not yet suffered a loss, does not think that Wamwu, who has shown enlightenment, is doing this is a big deal?

And with the first lap completed.

The arsenal of weapons was automatically updated after each lap. Now, when they were about to run the second lap, they once again brought in new weapons and crossbows.

Although compared to the first lap where there was only one hammer weapon.

The number of weapons in this second circle has become two crossbows, one large and one small.

But the principle of first come, first served still exists.

He had the experience of having the big stone pillar lifted by Wamuwu before and smashing it to the ground with his hammer without any temper.

Joseph, who passed through first, directly picked up the large crossbow, which was far superior to the small crossbow in terms of range and power!

Next, as long as he continues to distance himself.

Avoid the maximum power range of small crossbows.

If he finds the right opportunity to shoot Wamu in the face with this crossbow, he will definitely win this chariot duel!

And most importantly.

Wamu abandoned his vision and used the strong control of the body of the pillar man to sense the wind direction and know the surrounding environment.

In this case, Wamu really made all of Joseph's little moves invisible.