You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?

The little girl and Li Shouling looked at each other and lowered their heads to eat in fear.

After gaining immortal power, his eyesight improved a lot.

Even though they were several tables away, he could still see the rice bowl the little girl was holding...

There was no food in it.

"Immortal, don't you drink? Is our wine too bad?"

The village chief's words drew his attention back.

Li Shouling looked at the wine in the small cup.

"No, it has nothing to do with the quality of the wine. I just don't like wine."

The village chief immediately stood up, his face full of panic.

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't think of asking you in advance. I am old and confused. I hope the immortal will forgive me..."

Li Shouling waved his hand to show that he didn't care.

But the village chief didn't sit down, but continued to ask: "In addition to wine, we only have water and juice squeezed from Zhangjiaberry. Immortal, look..."

Li Shouling was a little curious about what juice in this world was like.

"Then let's have juice."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Shouling suddenly noticed that the cup of herbal medicine had not moved.

If there weren't so many people, Li Shouling would have wanted to slap his head.

Because she was invisible, he always subconsciously ignored her existence.

Fortunately, he remembered.

"Brother Shengyao, what do you want to drink? Water or juice?"

A faint "juice" whispered into Li Shouling's ears.

So Li Shouling said to the village chief: "Then give me and my brother a portion of juice each."

The village chief immediately ordered someone to get it.

Li Shouling tasted the dishes.

The three chickens were boiled with coarse salt, drizzled with soy sauce, and one looked like butter chicken.

The fish was boiled with some grass he had never seen before.

The taste was very...

Well, healthy.

Those vegetarian dishes that were not sure whether they were green vegetables or wild vegetables tasted even healthier.

As the saying goes, good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease.

Although it was not bitter, this astringent... was almost the same.

Suddenly he seemed to have auditory hallucinations.

It seemed to be a thank you?

Looking at the empty space, a piece of fish meat floated in the air, and then disappeared along with the chopsticks.

Nothing could be seen.

At this time, the fat man who had spoken before spoke again.

"I, Zhang Youfu, offer a glass of wine to the immortal!"

He swallowed it in one gulp.

Li Shouling did not reply, but nodded.

"It is a great fate to offer a glass of wine to the immortal! I hope I can get some of the immortal spirit, so that my business will not lose money next year!"

Li Shouling just smiled at this.

He is not a real immortal, what's the point of saying this to him.

Then another person toasted.

"I also toast the immortal, borrow a little immortal spirit, and give birth to a son in the next pregnancy!"

Li Shouling still nodded politely.

But I always felt that something seemed wrong.

At this time, the village chief also toasted.

"The old man also toasts, get some immortal spirit and live ten more years!"

Li Shouling:?

He suddenly came to his senses.

Why do these people talk like they want to take away people's luck?

Are you trying to get some money?

These three people seem to be of high status.

After all, they are the only ones who are not wearing coarse linen, but fine cotton, and they are not pure-colored clothes, but even have some patterns on them.

It seems that the three of them have started something, and people come up to Li Shouling one after another to toast and make wishes.

It can be clearly felt that their respect is quickly turning into greed.

There are even people squeezing in the back, as if they will lose a piece of meat if they miss it.

In the past, Li Shouling has never experienced or even seen such a thing.

He didn't even know whether to be angry or what, so he sat stiffly and nodded in response.

The originally happy meal became tangled and tormented.

Not long after, the meal was over, and those people finished toasting.

Ordinary villagers went home after eating and drinking.

Only these "high officials and dignitaries" were still accompanying Li Shouling and the others.

Not only sitting, but mainly listening to the village chief's chatter.

Talking about how many people died in the latest plague.

Talking about the war next door that almost affected them.

Li Shouling was so sleepy that he finally got to the point.

"Fairy, we are really unlucky this time."

"It was a good rat ghost marriage, the process was perfect, but the rat fairy actually confiscated it!"

"As a result, the rat bride became a rat abandoned woman."

"After that, we will never have peace..."

"We have to guard against the plague from other villages, and at the same time we have to be wary of the rat abandoned woman..."

Li Shouling interrupted, "Why was she rejected?"

He felt something was wrong.

The village chief sighed.

"Hey, it must be that dead girl Zhang Pandi is not faithful to her husband."

"The county asked the fortune teller to tell the fortune, and she said that the gray fairy fell in love with her. As long as she marries, she will not bring the plague here."

Li Shouling sighed in his heart, cursing the feudal superstition for harming people.

But he soon realized that it didn't seem to be feudal superstition here.

So he asked, "How do you know what Mi Po said is true?"

The village chief was stunned and whispered, "Does the immortal doubt Mi Po? But... I always went to her before, and it worked..."

Well, if it really works, then there is nothing to say, he is not a person who does not know how to adapt.

The only point of the problem now is...

"So you have two problems now."

"The first is that the woman named Zhang Pandi has become a rat-abandoned woman and harasses the village."

"The second is the coming plague, right?"

The village chief nodded quickly.

"Then I'll ask and you answer."

The village chief nodded and bowed.

"When does Brother Zhang Pan usually come out?"

"During the night, any time after dark is possible."

"Did she kill someone?"

"No killings yet, but some people are scared crazy."

"Is there any pattern of action?"

"No, not at all."

"So I have to keep watch at night?"

"Well... I can't think of any other way for now."

After confirming that he was going to have a day and night reversed, Li Shouling left.

He didn't give the village chief and the others as much face as he did before, because now it seemed that it was not necessary at all, and they didn't seem to be very worthy.

When he arrived at the door, Li Shouling unexpectedly found that everyone had left, but the little girl was still there.

Li Shouling took the initiative to say hello.

"What's wrong? Are you waiting for someone?"

The little girl nodded and handed out a candy.

"For me?"

The little girl nodded again and took a step forward.

Li Shouling's first reaction was that she was here to enjoy her immortality.

But for such a cute kid, it’s okay to rub him. Anyway, he doesn’t have it in the first place.

Take the candy.

It's white and fat, with a bit of sugar residue stuck on it.

Throw it into your mouth.

It's greasy, like lard rolled in white sugar.

It was so unpalatable that he almost retched.

After Li Shouling swallowed it, he smiled and touched the little girl's head.

"Thank you, this is the best thing I've eaten today!"

Seeing his sincere smile, the little girl also smiled.

After laughing for a while, his expression was filled with confusion again.

In the end, she turned around and ran away without speaking.

Li Shouling thought he was shy as a child and didn't care.

And it was rare to find someone who was not just here to make a wish, but who was so cute, and my mood immediately improved.

"She's so cute. I would be so happy to have a sister like this."

"If possible...I too...brother..."

Li Shouling:?

There seemed to be some noise just now?

I'm not sure if it's an auditory hallucination or what, so I just don't care.

Looking at Li Shouling walking to the restaurant, the old village chief looked a little gloomy.

Thinking that the immortal seemed to like the little girl just now, he squeezed the crutch tightly.