You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?

Looked at the sky.

The big eyeball gradually closed, it was almost evening.

It was reasonable to prepare for a ghost marriage at this time.

Li Shouling said to Shengyao: "You go back first and give the money to the master."

Shengyao put on the veil again and asked: "What about you?"

He did not answer immediately, but looked towards the end of the village.

After a while, he spoke again.

"Yaya is timid. I was worried that she would be scared on the first night of her transformation into a ghost, so I accompanied her."

Shengyao heard this and nodded with a trembling voice.

Then, she went back.

Li Shouling went to the end of the village first to check and confirm that Yaya was indeed at home.

Then he went to the owner of the coffin shop in the village and asked for a coffin.

After gently putting Yaya into the coffin, he put the coffin back on Yaya's bed.

At this time, the big eyeball in the sky was already slightly narrowed, it was night time.

Li Shouling leaned against the coffin and stared at the starless sky in a daze.

Suddenly there was a creak.

The coffin was moved back a little by him.

Li Shouling turned his head subconsciously.

The coffin did not move.

He sighed.

"Yaya, I'm sorry, I thought I would cry here for a while."

"But I don't know why, it seems that I feel more angry than sad."

"Actually... yes, we have only known each other for a few days."

"But I am really happy, happy to recognize you as my sister."

"Well-behaved, sensible, and cute."

"The most important thing is that you even took the initiative to call me brother..."

"You know? I was really happy at that time."

"Even though I know that all this may be fake..."

At this point, Li Shouling was silent for a while.

Yaya's home has been completely damaged, and the evening breeze can blow in at will.

As if not wanting important people to sink here, he gently patted Li Shouling's cheek.

Li Shouling touched the cheek that was touched by the wind.

"Yaya, is it you?"

The next morning, Li Shouling personally sent Yaya to the ground and erected a monument for her.

After doing all this, he felt a little relieved and returned to Caiyun Cave.

As soon as he returned to Caiyun Cave, Shengyao ran out to greet him.

"Brother, are you back?"

"Yes."

"There is bad news."

"What?"

"You can't rest, because Junior Brother Tianji and Junior Brother Cainu need help."

"What help?"

"You will know when you go there. In addition, Junior Brother Long Geng is also on the way. He set off last night."

"So urgent?"

"Yes, I will call a carriage for you, and then you have to go on the road."

After a while, he realized that there were actually carrier pigeons that traveled back and forth between the post stations.

While waiting for the carriage to arrive, Shengyao found Li Shouling.

"By the way, you have to ascend in half an hour."

Li Shouling was a little puzzled.

"It's so urgent, and you still want me to go up?"

Shengyao nodded.

"Yes, the sixth junior brother will be waiting for you upstairs. He has something to ask you."

"Brother Tianji? Okay."

Half an hour later, in the mental hospital.

"Brother, what's the matter?"

When he heard Li Shouling's voice, Tianji got off the bed happily, holding a fly swatter in his hand.

"You are finally here~ Didn't I give the mourning stick I gave you to the eldest brother as a price?"

Li Shouling hummed, quite depressed.

Other fellow disciples gave gifts, but only to the eldest brother.

Not only did he not give him gifts, he even asked him for things.

But considering that he saved his life after all, he decided to give up entangled with this issue.

"Little junior brother, look, this is a magic weapon made of the residual infants of those Yuanying monks, called Yuanying fetus."

Li Shouling took the fly swatter in his hand.

This thing is red all over, and its structure is different from the fly swatters he usually sees.

It is retractable.

It seemed that there was a spring inside, and it would suddenly lengthen if you swung it hard, just like a baton or a tongue-rolling toy.

"Okay, let's not waste each other's time, let's meet in Longqian Town!"

He said, holding Li Shouling's shoulders.

He had a vague bad feeling.

"Wait..."

Bang!

With a headbutt, he returned to Caiyun Cave again.

He swore that he would ask clearly next time why he came back in this way!

He sighed and lowered his head.

Li Shouling shuddered and threw the thing in his hand to the ground.

He never expected that this fly swatter in this world was actually the same as its name...

This is an umbilical cord connected to the placenta!

It's really a Yuanying fetus!

Li Shouling felt his scalp tingling immediately.

Can this thing really be used as a weapon?

Using the placenta as a meteor hammer to swing at people?

Isn't this too bizarre?

Also, is this thing really strong?

The image of being tied up by the umbilical cord all the way came to mind...

Well, at least it's still pretty solid.

But there's no way to carry this thing, right?

How would others look at him when he walked on the road?

Just as he was struggling, Sheng Yao came over.

"Brother, the carriage is coming...eh?"

She picked up the Nascent Soul from the ground.

"This is the magic weapon that Junior Brother Tianji made for you, how can you just throw it away?"

She stuffed it into Li Shouling's arms.

"Here, put it away~"

Li Shouling got goosebumps all over the place.

He almost screamed.

But fortunately, he managed to hold it in.

In the end, he forced himself to get used to it, and then, he was on the road.

When he arrived at the post station, he realized that he had to change trains.

Fortunately, Shengyao had arranged everything, and someone took him to the next carriage as soon as he got off.

Apart from anything else, his black Taoist robe was quite conspicuous, and it was indeed easy to find.

The carriage from the post station to Longqian Town was quite large, and could seat twelve people.

Li Shouling looked out and found that the horse was also ridiculously large, probably almost two meters tall.

There were a few people in the car besides him, but he didn't care.

He was very sleepy after not sleeping all night, and he fell asleep with his arms hugged against the wall of the car.

The carriage was fast, and it arrived at the second post station in more than half an hour.

Here, a blind girl got on the car.

She was wearing a worthless coarse linen and covered her eyes with layers of black cloth.

At first glance, she looked like an ordinary poor girl.

But her every move had a kind of nobleness that was hard to ignore.

Although her eyes were covered, her face was very charming, and she didn't look like an ordinary person.

A man with a big black pimple on his face suddenly stood up.

"Girl, be careful, come! I'll give you a hand!"

The blind girl nodded.

"Thank you..."

Before she could finish her words of thanks, her face froze.

Because the man took the opportunity to knead her hand!

"Please be respectful!"

She said, and was about to pull her hand out.

But she never thought that the other party not only did not let go, but pulled it, and it seemed that he wanted to pull it into her arms.

Fortunately, the blind girl's feet were stable and she stood still.

Seeing that the other party failed to fall into his arms, he was not discouraged, but took a step back and tried again.

"Hey~ That's not right, how can I not respect you?"

"I'm here to help you, how can I respect you?"

Although the people who were with him looked at him disgustingly, no one dared to speak because of the knife on his waist.

However, he didn't notice that his step back...

stepped on the foot of a sleeping boy. ……

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(The third update, added for reader 030_AD)