You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?

Aunt Wang covered her heart, unable to believe the numbers she heard.

Aunt Cao's eyes lost their light, and she knew that she had lost again!

Big Goose, you are the well-deserved king of bargaining in our village!

The village chief beamed.

Isn't it too early to say this?

However, at this moment, a person stood up in the last row that no one noticed.

It was Uncle Pao who appeared at the beginning.

He had been lying in the last row before, and no one noticed him.

What are you doing here? Go home and cook!

Aunt Goose scolded angrily.

There are rules, so I can't participate? This time, Uncle Pao didn't back down, but instead fought.

Three guns are only a dime or two cheaper, so don't say anything.

The village chief obviously thought it couldn't go any lower, so he waved his hand and said impatiently.

Three thousand!

Uncle Pao still looked at Aunt Goose in a competitive manner, but he raised his hand and made an OK gesture to the village chief. Well, it was a three.

hey-hey……

At this time, the village chief let out a strange laugh.

Aunt Cao, who was in the lower right corner of the camera, didn't tense up and grinned happily.

Hahaha……

Chi Wenyue and Aunt Cao, who were watching the short play at home, also didn't hold back when they saw this scene. They didn't even care about their manners and burst into laughter.

Originally, Aunt Cao also asked for a reshoot, but was rejected by Su You. At that time, she was still a little confused. Now that she saw the finished film, even she couldn't help but laugh along with it, and then she realized that Director Xiao Su's How accurate your eyesight is!

[Aunt Cao burst into laughter]

[They are all veteran actors, why are they still laughing (doge)]

[Contracting Aunt Cao’s smile]

The smile is contagious, and the audience couldn't help but laugh along with it. The more they laughed, the funnier they became and couldn't stop.

Especially after Auntie Goose's tense and oppressive godwife scene just now, this laughter seemed to become an outlet for release, making everyone feel extremely happy...

Three thousand?

Even the village chief was infected by Aunt Cao's smile and was already on the verge of laughing. Although he was still speaking his lines, his face was already full of smiles.

But he didn't stop.

On the set, the director didn't ask to stop. No matter how you felt, you had to continue acting. This is the basic quality of an actor.

Although the uncles and aunts were not professional actors, they strictly abided by Su You's requirements for them.

This created this classic scene!

Three thousand!

At this time, Uncle Pao finally withdrew his gaze, looked at the village chief, and stretched out his hand to gesture again, full of confidence!

The camera flashed back again, returning to the first scene after the title sequence, where Uncle Pao handed out leaflets.

Uncle, you need to clearly introduce the contents of the flyer to everyone, so that it can be effectively delivered.

The young man played by Li Zhenduo worriedly warned Uncle Pao when he handed the flyer.

Do not worry!

Young man, I have distributed more leaflets than you use to wipe your buttocks!

Uncle Pao said proudly.

Okay, you can find someone to demonstrate it. I'll record a video and I'll pay you the advance payment after uploading it.

Uncle Pao nodded and turned to his third uncle who was sitting behind him under the eaves.

Fellow, let's learn about Xixi's tens of billions of subsidies and various big-name discounts. Bring your mobile phone and I'll teach you...

[Silly children, run away]

[out of reach]

[Oops, no, it’s an advertisement, he added advertisements in the skit]

[Isn’t there a skit included in the advertisement? 】

[If there is a gun hanging on the wall at the beginning of the film, then the gun will definitely go off by the end - Lu Xun]

[Chekov: You? 】

[Hahaha...let him do it, let him do it]

[I bought it, my kids said it tastes good and can be used on sensitive skin]

Magic City, and Xixi headquarters.

Zhao Jiazhen was also watching The King of Bargaining. After all, it was an advertisement that he signed against everyone else. Although the amount was not large, he still paid attention to it.

This kid is truly a genius!

When he saw this, Zhao Jiazhen couldn't help but exclaimed.

It was only a short scene at the beginning, but it had an excellent effect. When everyone saw this, instead of complaining or feeling disgusted because of the inclusion of advertisements in the short play, they happily communicated in the barrage.

“It turns out that advertisements can be so good-looking!”

Zhao Jiazhen had to sigh. It can be seen from everyone's reactions on the barrage that people don't actually hate advertisements, they just hate advertisements that are blunt, not interesting enough, and not good-looking.

This eight hundred thousand is really well spent!

Even now, he still does not believe that the final number of views of The Bargain King will exceed 5 million.

The download was successful... The download was successful. Look, a trampoline like this was originally priced at RMB 300. After tens of billions of subsidies, it only costs RMB 198. Enter the password. Hey, okay, the order was successfully placed!

Uncle Pao directly placed an order for his third uncle, who was over eighty years old, and bought a trampoline? …

The young man recorded the video, paid the advance payment and left on his electric bicycle.

As soon as the young man left, Uncle Pao stopped smiling.

The scene changed, and a hand kept putting leaflets into the stove.

Third uncle, don't tell anyone about this!

After the flyers were burned, Uncle Pao returned to the scene and said to the old man holding the ice cream behind him. At the same time, he reached out and grabbed the ice cream from the third uncle's hand, Don't keep eating this kind of junk food.

[Seize the bamboo shoots and buy a trampoline for the old man]

[Looking at the progress bar, I feel that things are not simple]

Uncle Pao quickly became the king of haggling in the village by virtue of his ultra-low prices with tens of billions of subsidies. From now on, everyone would come to him if they wanted to buy anything, and even gave him gifts such as eggs, vegetables, fruits, and beer. Everything needs Uncle Pao to take him home on a tricycle.

At the same time, he also became a big customer of Xixi.

The scenery is unique for a while.

I once again received a gift and went home. When I passed by my third uncle's house, my third uncle was opening a piece of ice cream. Before I could put it in my mouth, Uncle Pao stopped in front of me on his tricycle. He got out of the car, grabbed the ice cream and put it in his mouth. , drove away in a tricycle.

The third uncle looked at the empty ice cream bag in his hand and was silent for a long time. Then he walked into the small courtyard, pulled out a leaflet from the cracks in the bricks, took a photo, then turned on his phone, clicked on the village WeChat group, and selected the picture...

But he hesitated.

Third uncle, the trampoline you wanted has arrived!

However, at this moment, Uncle Pao's voice arrived first before Uncle Pao arrived.

The third uncle hid the flyer, and Uncle Pao also walked in with a trampoline the size of a water tank, threw it casually in the courtyard, and left without looking back, Look at the quality, you'll pay ten for the fake!

Looking at Uncle Pao's leaving figure and glancing at the trampoline in the courtyard, the third uncle pressed the send button without any hesitation.

Suddenly, everyone in the village knew that Uncle Pao was working as a middleman to earn the price difference. Uncle Pao, who was making an arrogant phone call to Xixi's customer service, was blocked by the angry villagers and beaten up.

Final act.

Uncle Pao was sitting in a wheelchair with bandages all over his body. He was holding up a bottle of AD calcium milk and wanted to put it into his mouth. He tried his best and finally brought the straw to his mouth with difficulty.

At this time, the third uncle came over, reached out and grabbed the AD calcium milk, sat down on the steps aside, and drank it happily.

snort.

Uncle Pao chuckled, I've been playing hawk all my life, and today I got a peck from the house sparrow.

[Xihongshi film and television works]

The scene freezes in this scene.

[Hahaha... Third uncle's killer kill! 】

[Pay money with AD calcium milk]

【Uncle can pick it up】

[I laughed so hard, the director is so talented! 】

[This composition gives me goosebumps]