You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?
Chapter 18 I’ll spare you the banana stick hammer
Hey, Mom...
The sleeping woman was awakened by the ringing of her cell phone. She looked at the caller ID, answered the call helplessly, and then closed her eyes again.
What time is it? Are you still sleeping?
The next moment, the woman's loud voice came from the phone, waking the woman up again.
Mom, it's only seven o'clock in the morning here!
The woman had no choice but to sit up and rub her sleepy eyes, What's the matter, Mom?
Can't I call you if nothing happens?
Okay, okay... The woman didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mom wants to tell you that the short play that Mom starred in has been released on Xiaopo Station. You can find it by searching Once Upon a Time in the Square. Don't you young people like to watch Xiaopo Station the most?
Aunt Cao seemed to know that she was in the wrong, so she didn't argue and talked straight to the point.
You really went to act in a TV series?
The woman couldn't help but laugh out loud, and she even woke up from her drowsiness with laughter. When she thought about it, it was probably just a joke that her mother could act in any TV series.
What? Do you look down on your mother? Your mother also won an award when she performed Yue opera in school!
Aunt Cao snorted angrily, Director Xiao Su even praised me for my good acting!
Okay, okay!
You are a big star and a seasoned actor!
I'll look for it when I'm free later.
The woman hurriedly smiled and said that she could not afford to offend her mother.
Okay, you know how to talk.
Aunt Cao also understood her daughter's character. After giving her a lesson, she began to warn her, Remember to eat breakfast, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable when you reach my age...
Got it, Mom!
The woman didn't know whether to laugh or cry, Okay, I'll go to sleep for a while, I have to go to work later.
After saying that, the woman had hung up the phone, fell on the bed and fell asleep again, until she was woken up by the alarm clock again.
She was about to go straight to work when she suddenly remembered her mother's instructions. After thinking about it, she took out the milk and cereal from the refrigerator.
During breakfast, she took out her mobile phone and was about to find some electronic mustard to eat with her meal. Suddenly she thought of her mother’s phone call in the afternoon, so she clicked on Xiaopo Station and typed in the search box “Past Events in the Square”. She was a little curious. What happened to her mother? What kind of drama did you play?
…
At nine o'clock, Wang Huanyu finally got off the morning shift again today.
After getting on the subway, he subconsciously took out his mobile phone, opened Douyin, and found [Xihong Film and Television] from his watch list, and then he was disappointed to find that there were no new drama updates.
It's been more than a week, and it's hard not to wonder whether this company has gone bankrupt and run away, leaving them Dragon King fans scratching their heads and having no choice but to open Dragon King and relive the classic.
Lord Dragon King, please tell me when will there be a new movie?
Let's break up, let's break up, it's obvious that Jiang Lang's talent has been exhausted!
The comment section of the latest episode of The Dragon King is full of messages urging updates, and of course there are also countless naysayers.
It's coming, it's coming, Lord Dragon King has updated it, search for Past Stories in the Square at Xiaopo Station!
At this moment, Wang Huanyu suddenly saw an additional message in the comment area.
Without even questioning why he went to Xiaopo Station to post the video, Wang Huanyu quit Douyin without hesitation, opened the Xiaopo Station APP, clicked on the search box, and entered Plaza Past. He could not let go of anyone chasing him. There is a chance for more information, even if it is likely to be false news.
…
Suddenly, in Xiaopo Station and Xiao Quail live broadcast room, a barrage filled the screen.
[Report, Lord Anchor, Dragon King has been updated, please go check it out quickly! 】
The little quail, who was on the verge of death after being tortured by the drama, suddenly regained his energy. He took out his mobile phone, opened Douyin, and clicked on [Xihong Film and Television] in his watch list.
However, he found no new releases.
What's going on, little brothers? There's nothing?
The little quail immediately realized that the audience was probably teasing him, and he didn't mind. Since everyone wanted to play, he just played with his family, so he said, What crime should I face if I lie about military information?
Come here, pull him out and shoot him for five minutes!
Young men, explore again and report again!
[Lord Anchor, I am wronged. You are so smart that you are looking in the wrong place! 】
After hearing this, the audience also happily interacted with the little quail, but there were also honest people who pointed out the way.
[Just at Xiaopo Station, search for Past Stories in the Square...]
…
Ha ha ha ha……
In the Shark Fighting live broadcast room, the prostitute teacher who was watching Hema Epic laughed outright and made pig noises.
It's really epic. It lasted more than thirty minutes and my cheeks were sore from laughing.
I used to think that Lao Ma was playing me, but now I know that he is the real deal!
After finally reading it, the prostitute teacher complained with a roaring smile that he was indeed a little tired from laughing and was going to close the webpage and rest for a while.
Suddenly, many strange comments began to appear in the live broadcast room.
[Don’t turn it off, don’t turn it off, click on the first video]
[Then play music, then dance]
If it were just one or two, he might not pay attention to it, but with so many similar barrages appearing all at once, he became a little interested.
I looked at the title, [Facing my seventh aunt and eighth aunt, I won once]
interesting!
Just by looking at the title, you can tell that it is probably a video that makes people angry. Since so many people want to watch it, there must be something good about it, so Mr. Prostitute clicked on it without hesitation.
In a slightly old room, four aunts wearing yellow, pink, red and blue clothes were playing mahjong.
The old refrigerator, TV set, calligraphy and paintings, calendar posters, framed wedding photos, big clock hanging on the wall, and wooden chairs in the house all reveal a strong local flavor.
Suddenly, Auntie Goose in yellow clothes picked up the mobile phone on the table, put it to her ear, and the next moment she said in a surprised tone, speaking Mandarin with a strong dialect accent, Are you going to Sanya to celebrate the New Year?
At this time, the camera turned, and Aunt Cao in blue tilted her head and glanced at Aunt Goose, and then looked away as if nothing had happened to arrange the mahjong in front of her.
Okay, what's wrong?
What? You want to drive the Mercedes-Benz you just bought?
At this time, the camera showed a close-up, Aunt Cao raised her eyebrows, and looked at Aunt Goose again, but the corners of her mouth wriggled, as if she wanted to show disdainful ridicule, but finally held back, and lowered her head to arrange the mahjong again, but there was a smile on her face. A mocking expression that is not a smile.
How dangerous it is for you to drive so far away!
Is there a driver?
Aunt Cao raised her eyebrows again and looked at Aunt Goose again. She kept staring at Aunt Goose and no longer lowered her head to arrange the mahjong.
“I feel relieved to have a driver!”
Don't buy me a plane ticket, I won't go.
First class? I won't go to first class either. I can't bear that.
Finally, Aunt Cao could no longer hold back her lips, with disdain written all over her face, and then impatiently pointed her hand at Aunt Goose, urging, Hurry up, bring out one...
Hahaha……
Ouch, my cheek hurts!
The prostitute teacher couldn't help but laugh like a pig again, and then stopped abruptly. He touched his cheek with his hand, looking like he was struggling to hold back his laughter.
Guys, there's something about this skit!
If you look at his language in the previous shots, you can tell he is professional!
The actors' acting skills are also good!
The prostitute teacher pressed the pause button and then dragged the browser to the screen next to her. It's interesting. I'll finish it first.
[There is no need to drag the prostitute teacher over, this drama is free]
What? Free?
A drama of this quality for free? I'll give you a banana stick for free!
The prostitute teacher subconsciously thought that the friend was fooling him. However, when he pulled the progress bar, he discovered that Once Upon a Time in the Square was actually free!
This is too conscientious!
Should I recharge my batteries as the main character of UP? Otherwise, I won't be able to watch this show.
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