You May Die Once I Cast A Healing Spell

Chapter 73 Bear Biscuits

Su Mu Mu: "???"

"What do you mean I can't give full play to my advantages, why not be simple and rough?"

"I can't use it!"

"Little Mumu, she can use it!"

"hurry up!"

"Quickly calculate the formula for me!"

"(っ`-c)"

Lin Ye touched his nose:

"Then you sent me the body data?"

"No need to retest."

"Just use the physical report that the school gave to all the students in the school before we awakened."

Su Mu Mu looked confused:

"what?"

"The report?"

"I lost it a long time ago?"

Lin Ye said:

"It's okay, you log in to the school's official website, there is a backup on it, you copy it all, and then send it to my penguin."

Su Mu pursed her mouth unhappily:

"Oh!"

"Then wait a moment!"

"..."

Although very angry at Lin Ye's behavior of destroying own as soon as he found an opportunity, Su Mumu handed over his own body data in a very spineless manner.

Without him, the feeling of hugging my thigh is really happy.

Wouldn't it be nice to be a little follower of a big boss?

Why work hard?

Feel sorry!

I just want to be a little salty fish waiting to die!

I just want to fish every day!

No one can stop me from being a good-for-nothing *(ˊωˋ*)*

As for being shy...

Other physical data is nothing.

Anyway, the two of them stick together every day. When they were young, they still bathed and slept together. What should be seen and what should not be seen, in fact, they have already seen it.

It's the feeling.

My bear biscuits seem a little too small.

Obviously I ate so much papaya and drank so much milk since I was a child, but it didn’t rise at all. I’m really mad. °(﹏)°·

what!

No way!

The more I think about it, the colder I feel!

This guy Lin Ye will definitely laugh at me about this!

Woohoo, it's over, I can already imagine the Damn it mocking face full of "this is it" when he got my measurement data!

(//Д//)

...

Um?

169cm, blood type A, 48kg, B80, W59, H87... a bit small?

Usually stuffed?

Thinking about it, Lin Ye began to recall Su Mu Mu's usual attire, and then stretched out his hands to roughly simulate it. The left side is the size of the paper data, and the right side is the size of the visual sense.

Ah!

Sure enough, there is a problem!

This time I caught a small handle, right?

Seeing this, Su Mu blushed instantly, she clenched her little cherry lips tightly, her face was full of unwillingness:

"·°(﹏)°·"

"no!"

"I don't have any!"

Lin Ye calmly made up the knife:

"It's okay, it's good to be flat. When you feel uncomfortable, you can pat your own biscuits and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong."

Hearing this, Su Mumu stretched out her small fist angrily, hammered on Lin Ye's shoulder, and said through gritted teeth:

"I'm strong for your size?"

"ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ"

Then she turned her head, put her hands on her chest, pursed her mouth, and said in a low voice:

"Humph!"

"Ignore you!"

"I'm going out to buy milk tea!"

"Don't ask, don't shout, it's not for you, I'm only buying it for Bai Zhi, you're out of the massage package tonight!"

After speaking, Su Mumu walked out of the library angrily, leaving Lin Ye sitting alone on the black chair, holding the phone in both hands, with a helpless face.

I have to... just get angry and leave.

never mind.

Let's do the math quickly.

I'm sorry, my lovely brain cells, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, I hope you all have a good journey, and I hope heaven doesn't add some formulas.

...

As mentioned earlier, calculating the optimal point-adding formula for a professional is extremely troublesome.

The steps inside are many and messy.

Different heights, different weights, different lengths, different cups... will all bring different variables, and it takes a lot of time to do repeated calculations and apply different formulas and data to find the optimal solution.

Just like drawing a blueprint of a nuclear bomb freehand, not everyone can do it.

And the body data contained in it is too detailed and private, if it is not a very trusted person, almost no one will take the initiative to speak out.

This leads to.

Even some rich second-generation students who can find a master who can help calculate the formula, they are not willing to do this, because their physical defects are known to others.

Especially some people who have plum blossom disease...

Anyway, with enough free attribute points, everyone's final perfect form is a "bucket number" with average all attribute points but uneven ability values.

There is a slight flaw in the process of adding points to this attribute. Compared with other professionals of the same level, the ability value is a little less, and the impact is not great.

after all.

Not everyone can make good use of this slight gap in ability.

It's like not everyone can play professionally.

so.

Lin Ye didn't think about calculating the formula for Su Mumu at first, but just added some squares to her as a lazy person, baba up, down, left, right, left, and right.

However, now that there is the Dage with the bag of the bionic teardrop, it must not be so casual.

He asked Su Mumu if he wanted to maximize his benefits.

In fact, it means————Do you want to give Xiao Mumu some fancy operating range?

for example.

In the eyes of the junglers of the Fish Pond Bureau, there is no difference whether to eat river crabs or not in the early stage.

Isn't it only 70 yuan for one?

Grandpa, I don't like it.

I'm sending you off.

But in the eyes of high-end wild kings, this river crab will determine whether the opponent's line will collapse, whether the first canyon and dragon can be grabbed, whether the own teammate will send a kill...finally affect the entire battle situation win or lose.

And the method of calculating the optimal point addition formula is equivalent to giving the jungler the first river crab.

Whether the opponent can make good use of the subtle ability gap is equivalent to whether the jungler can bring the overall rhythm after eating river crabs.

Although the details can determine the outcome.

But some girls with twintails don't even know what the details are.

What do you expect her to do?

cough cough...

In fact, Lin Ye doesn't mind to calculate the optimal point-adding formula for Bai Zhi's little Loli.

Find out her cup measurements.

But considering that the relationship between the two is not very close, it is just a cooperative relationship similar to that of allies, and the two parties are of different genders, it is even more difficult to disclose the privacy of the body casually.

so.

He didn't tell Bai Zhi about it.

Instead, I want Su Mumu to ask the other party's wishes for herself.

If you want, let's kill more brain cells, give her a good calculation formula, and help her establish a stage advantage as much as possible.

It doesn't matter if you don't want to, just add some tricks to the lazy sword, please.

After all, she is the god-level buff girl who dedicated all the "Goddess of Luck" Talent to Lin Ye's equipment brushing.

Not to mention adding some formulas for Bai Zhi's calculations, even if Lin Ye is like his biological father, raising her up by hand and meeting all her needs.

No problem.

...

(end of this chapter)