You Have Science, I Have Magic

Then I'll come.

Chen Shi grinned and walked out of the crowd: The head of the four evil men, Duan Yanqing.

Are you going to cooperate, or let me use force?

Duan Yanqing: !!!!

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Not surprisingly, Duan Yanqing struggled for a while, but still couldn't hold back. He was sucked out of nine successes, so he could only stagger away with the support of Yue Laosan.

And the battle of Shaoshi Mountain finally came to an end.

Everyone.

Wang Yuyan said loudly: The Battle of Shaoshi Mountain is over, let's all go away.

Yes, yes, yes. Feng Yuxiu chimed in: Everyone goes back to each house and finds his own mother. If there is no excitement, let's all go, let's go.

So as not to stay and be accidentally injured.

What kind of accidental injury? !

Hearing this, all the melon-eating martial arts practitioners frowned, everyone was terrified, and then they all took their leave and ran away.

Damn, Jiumozhi and Duan Yanqing were almost shocked to death by the aftermath just now. Hearing you like this, you still want to fight? Who is not afraid of this!

Most people can run faster than rabbits.

Duan Zhengchun's family did not leave, after all, they were Wang Yuyan's family, Duan Zhengchun was not too shy, but he also retreated a long way.

In addition, even the Beggar Gang and others also ran away in desperation after saying goodbye to Xiao Feng.

Bao BuTong and Feng BoE took Abi and took away the corpses of Murong Bo and his son with tears in their eyes. As for revenge...

They are indeed strong men, but fighting with Xiao Feng and his son?

Rather than saying it is revenge, it is better to say that it is giving away the head.

What's more, if they are all dead, who will collect the bodies of Murong Bo and his son? Therefore, they could only bear with it, and they couldn't even think of revenge in their hearts.

The gap is too big!

Not to mention revenge, now that Murong Bo and his son are dead, there are many people in the world who are staring at Yanziwu, whether they can keep Yanziwu is a problem.

Soon, the only ones staying in Shaoshi Mountain, apart from the main family Shaolin, were the disciples of Vulture Palace, Lin Bin and his party, Xiao Feng and his son, Duan Zhengchun and the others.

However, everyone in Xiao Yuanshan should be vigilant and worried.

Carefully paying attention to Lin Bin and others, and holding his son's wrist all the time, he obviously made up his mind that once a fight started, he would immediately throw Xiao Feng out of the battlefield, and he tried his best to stop it.

Seeing this, Xiao Feng gave a wry smile and said: Father, don't be so nervous.

He stretched out his hand, and swept Lin Bin and the others very politely: Brother Feng, Brother Dongfang, Brother Lin, and Miss Wang, they are all strong men!

Our father and son have no grievances against them, and they will not take action against us.

Silly boy!

Xiao Yuanshan secretly sighed in his heart, what do you young people know? Our father and son are Khitan people, how can these Central Plains Han people let it go?

Besides...

At this moment, Dongfang Bubai walked out of the crowd and gently cupped his hands to Xiao Feng.

Master Xiao, if we say goodbye that day, it will be like three autumns.

It's just a coincidence, why don't we discuss it again?

Hahaha!

Xiao Feng laughed out loud immediately, and excitedly said: Brother Dongfang has such a good mood, Xiao Feng should sacrifice his life to accompany him, those chickens and dogs just now really made Xiao very unhappy.

Brother Dongfang, please!

please!

Xiao Yuanshan stared at him immediately, and even grabbed Xiao Feng: What are you asking for?

The drunkard's intention is not to drink, he clearly...

Eh!

But Xiao Feng pushed his hands and turned his head: Father, Brother Dongfang behaves aboveboard, he is definitely a good man, why should he treat a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain?

If you are worried, father, you can help me sweep the formation!

Xiao Feng laughed wildly, and directly 'flyed' towards Dongfang Bubai, the battle between the two broke out again.

Seeing that the two were fighting fiercely, Xiao Yuanshan was very anxious.

He raised his internal strength all the time, fearing that something unexpected would happen and he would not be able to rescue him in time.

And his appearance also made Lin Bin feel amused.

Look to Xiao Yuanshan in a hurry.

It's because we're afraid we'll kill you.

That's right, before Jiumozhi and Duan Yanqing, cough cough...

But this time, Brother Dongfang will not lose. Chen Yuniang is very confident in Dongfang Bubai.

In terms of strength, Dongfang Invincible is indeed very strong. Lin Bin also nodded in agreement.

All kinds of Tianlong's top martial arts are gathered in one body, and the internal strength is not weak, even if it is slightly weaker than Tianshan Child Elder, it will not be much worse.

And even if Xiao Feng is at his peak so far, he will probably be able to draw with Tianshan Child Elder, and all of this is due to the overbearing palm strength of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

But don't forget, in addition to the kung fu of Tianshan Child Elder, Dongfang Bubai also knows Li Qiushui~ he also knows the Six Meridians Excalibur!

Dugu Nine Swords and Sunflower Canon, etc., needless to say.

In this way, Xiao Feng is naturally not an opponent.

After dozens of moves, Dongfang Bubai saw that every move of Dongfang Bubai is top-notch martial arts, although his Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms are strong, but there is not much use for them, Xiao Feng couldn't help but marvel in admiration, and said: It's amazing, Really amazing!

Brother Dongfang is making rapid progress. It hasn't been too long since the last farewell, but Brother Dongfang's strength is already far superior to that of Qiao!

I admire you!

Master Xiao is being polite.

Dongfang Bubai smiled confidently and retreated slowly.

Although he couldn't beat Xiao Feng directly, but now he has successfully proved himself, at least, Dongfang Bubai who cheated is much stronger than Xiao Feng.

Seeing that the two sides stopped fighting peacefully, Xiao Yuanshan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Zhao Xinchuan jumped out again and said to him, Old Layman Xiao, are you interested in competing with me?

You forcefully practice Shaolin's unique skills, and the sequelae are already extremely serious. Afterwards, you can practice Buddhism to gradually resolve them, but there is another way.

Zhao Xinchuan smiled: I'll help you absorb the Buddhist skills.

In this way, naturally there will be no conflicts, and there will be no sequelae.

Xiao Yuanshan's face darkened: No need!

Pity.

Zhao Xinchuan shook his head slowly.

Everyone admired Qiao Feng, so they didn't intend to embarrass their father and son, but Xiao Yuanshan did have a problem, and if he used the Beiming magic power to absorb that part of the Buddhist power, his problem would be solved.

But obviously, Xiao Yuanshan was reluctant.

If you can't bear it, you can't bear it, and they don't force it.

After a brief chat, Lin Bin and the others retreated.

Wang Yuyan stayed temporarily, chatted with Duan Zhengchun and others for a while, then chased in the direction where Xiao Feng and his son left.

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Feng Yuxiu: Today is really exciting!

Jiaqian layman: Have you enjoyed it?!

Huang Feihong: I don't feel good enough.

Hai Dafu: Not cool enough? Then accept the red envelope~!

In the group, red envelopes will appear soon~

It's all the power absorbed by the group members using the Beiming magic power.

Jiumozhi's, Murong's and his son's, Bao Budong's and Feng's E's', and Duan Yanqing's, although Wang Yuyan didn't say a word, she also released Ding Chunqiu's kung fu.

Among them, the kung fu of Jiumozhi and the Murong family is only about half.

But even so, adding it all up is already extremely astonishing!

Jiumozhi, Murong Bo, and Duan Yanqing are almost all first-class or even super-first-class experts, and they are all quite old.

Their skills are definitely not weak!

Murong Fu is slightly better at food, but it is still top-notch, and the wind and the bag are different, but the mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small~!

Huang Feihong: ...

It looked really cool, but I felt a little bit scared.

Feng Yuxiu: Damn!!! You didn't remind me earlier? I'm going to cross the catastrophe!

Zhao Xinchuan: ...

Chen Yuniang: Excited heart, trembling hands, should I order these red envelopes or not?

Zhang Tianzhi: Old Feng, try to survive the tribulation first, if you survive, I will order.

Huang Feihong: +1~

Huo Yuanjia: I think so too.

Chen Zhen: Um, and me.

Li Tianran: Ahem, Lao Feng, go explore the road first~!

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You beasts!!!

In the world of One Man's Martial Arts, Feng Yuxiu was on the top floor of his martial arts gym, looking at the sudden darkness outside the window, his face turned green with fright.

Oh my God.

Can I... can get through this?

He was extremely worried.

Outside the window, I don't know how many voices of surprise and even panic came from time to time.

God, why is it dark?

Is it going to rain?

Kanima is winter now, I can understand you saying summer, this winter???

It's impossible to have such thick dark clouds even in summer, okay? And the range is so wide, Nima, I am in Xiangjiang, and my friend is in Tibet. He sent me a message saying that his side is also dark?!!!

What is this shit? My mother has been back to niuyo these days, and she told me that it's getting dark over there, and it's going to rain heavily?!

I am Nima!!!

The whole world is dark?

Fuck? Isn't it a dark cloud? Is the sun exploding?

The end of the world?

Did Houyi jump out to shoot the sun or what?

Scary, shit, hurry home...

Listening to their terrified remarks and looking at the street lights that hadn't been turned on yet, the corners of Feng Yuxiu's mouth twitched wildly.

As expected of a modern person.

The brains are big, much bigger than Ren Woxing's brains and reactions when the leader crossed the catastrophe. However, the matter has come to this point, and I can only fight a wave.

After passing through, the upper limit of the full level will be raised, and the future will be smooth.

I can't get over it, Liang Liang!

After starting the live broadcast, Feng Yuxiu came to the roof.

And under the dark clouds in the sky, there are already a large number of thunders gathering, filling and wandering like electric snakes, which is extremely terrifying.

Because the people were terrified, even if they didn't think that the sun was exploding or the end of the world, they all felt that a super heavy rainstorm was coming.

So no one was wandering around outside, and in addition to the darkness, no one found Feng Yuxiu on the roof.

Everyone!

This guy clasped his fists in the live broadcast room, showing his iconic crooked mouth and evil smile: Wish me success!

Immediately, he looked at Lei Ting, who had been brewing to the extreme, and put on a stance: Today, it is not only the outcome, but also life and death!

Dongfang Bubai: Why did you put it on again?

The inheritor of the national art: Sure enough, I pretended to be struck by lightning. If I can control the thunder, not to mention other things, just your words will at least double your power.

Cough cough!!!

Feng Yuxiu coughed suddenly.

I was wrong.

I was wrong, I will survive the tribulation honestly.

But actually, look, there's a lightning rod next to me!

Feng Yuxiu pointed to the lightning rod next to the building where he was, and smiled crookedly: This is the difference between modern times and ancient times.

When the leader crosses the catastrophe, he can only rely on himself, but we have lightning rods in modern times, if we are lucky...

boom!

Before the words were finished, a thick silver-white thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky.

Fuck!

Goosebumps all over Feng Yuxiu's body instantly popped up, he let out a strange cry, and went all out to resist.

Crackling! ! !

Soon, Feng Yuxiu became a 'black man'.

The whole body was smoking, and Dongfang Bubai issued a barrage: Hehe, this is the limitation of the times, there is a lightning rod, um, a lightning rod.

Layman Jiaqian: If lightning rods are useful, why do you need Heavenly Tribulation?

Li Tianran: Pfft~ What a miserable old Feng.

Feng Yuxiu: ..., I can still hold on!!!

Soon, the second thunder fell, and Feng Yuxiu still tried his best to resist it, but he still suffered some minor injuries, not just looking a little miserable.

The third way, Feng Yuxiu is already working hard!

But he didn't notice it, because the terrifying thunder and lightning fell from the sky, he has become the focus of everyone around who can see this scene!

On the opposite building, Feng Yuxiu was even spotted bathed in thunder.

He also took a video and posted it online.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I found the immortal cultivator, he is crossing the catastrophe! It turns out that the reason for the darkness is that someone is about to cross the catastrophe!

He quickly made a post.

But it was ridiculed by many people in an instant.

And what a fool to read novels.

Cross the catastrophe you didn't have?

Other people will say such things after posting a picture, but you are still bragging about it without any pictures!

If there is a picture, there is the truth, and if there is no picture, there is no real hammer!

The landlord was angry.

Hurry up?! I really don't have a picture, but I have a video! Just now the internet speed is not enough, now watch the video yourself!

Time passed, two minutes later.

Many netizens were dumbfounded when they saw the video.

Fuck? Is it true?

Upstairs, you still have doubts? It made me doubt your IQ and education a little bit. Do you still have doubts? It must be fake?

But...it looks real!

Lord, I'm from Haohan Special Effects Studio. Your special effects are as real as they are. Come to work in our company. I'll let you be the head of the special effects department!

Upstairs, are you bragging about your mother? I am from Haohan Special Effects Studio. I have carefully analyzed this video. It is definitely not special effects, and there is no trace of editing. Simply put, it is true!

What the hell are you also from Haohan? I'm the boss of Haohan. Who are you? Tell me your job number?

???, boss, I was wrong.

Damn it, what do you mean... the video is real? Someone really survived the catastrophe?!

Actually, it's not impossible. Have you all read the news? Global 'darkness'! The entire earth was suddenly covered with dark clouds. That is, at the time when this video was uploaded, the global dark clouds began to recede rapidly, and it has returned to normal now. ···”

The time when he uploaded the video, just finished shooting, that is, the end of the tribulation???

???

It seems to be true!

Did I get an idiot?

Sorry, I'm not very educated, I can only say that I am a grassroots person, I can only say that this is a fortress!

I always thought this was an ordinary world of technology, without mysterious power, but now even the cultivators who have crossed the catastrophe have come out? So we are actually in a mysterious side world?

Is this about to become a fairy?

What about the official? Is there an official boss to explain?

No need for @Official anymore, I will definitely say something that doesn't exist, and then use 'science' to explain it forcibly...

Find it yourself!

I have cancer, so I begged a lot of money for information from this cultivator...

···

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Feng Yuxiu didn't know at all that the whole world was almost in chaos after going through a catastrophe by himself.

But at this moment, he grinned his teeth and was in severe pain, but he was very excited.

Was hacked, hacked very badly.

But he is still alive, and his condition is much better than when Dongfang Bubai crossed the catastrophe. After all, his current internal strength is much higher than when Dongfang Bubai crossed the catastrophe.

In contrast, nature is not a problem.

However, he was also seriously injured, the skin all over his body was cracked, and the wound was charred black, like charcoal, but he has been recovering quickly.

Successful!

This guy shouted in the live broadcast room: Hahaha, the feeling of being spied on is gone.

Cowhide!

I feel like my future is bright!

The inheritor of the martial arts: Congratulations, Lao Feng, it's great that you were not struck to death by lightning.

Feng Yuxiu: ..., group leader, are you sincere? Why do I feel something is wrong?

Martial art inheritor: Of course it's true, why are you an old man as suspicious as a woman?

After sending out the barrage, Lin Bin couldn't help laughing out loud.

Then he said: But speaking of it, there should be a reason why you seem to have crossed the tribulation so easily.

Seeing this barrage, everyone asked, What's the reason?

Actually, I'm also guessing, but there should be nothing wrong with it.

Lin Bin explained: Our current guess about this catastrophe is the catastrophe of world upgrading. Simply put, it means that when we touch the world's 'level limit', it will trigger a catastrophe.

And if you feel being 'spyed', I guess it's not far from the upper limit of the level.

As for Lao Feng, he already has the feeling of being spied on, which proves that he has actually touched the upper limit of his level in that world.

But once he got the few red envelopes just now, his level directly 'soared'. In fact, I think there is a high probability that he has already broken through the upper limit of the level!

It's like you can only go up to level 100, but Lao Feng is equivalent to soaring to level 120 in an instant. At this time, the robbing thunder of level 100 will naturally not bring him too much danger.

Chen Yuniang: So that's the case?!

Chen Shi: It makes sense!!!

Suit thug: If you say so... I can try it.

Chen Zhen: I'll come too!

If the group leader's guess is correct, we don't need to worry too much now.

In fact, during this period of time, except for Wang Yuyan and Lin Bin, everyone's heart has been tense, or in other words, there has always been a big rock hanging over it.

Are afraid!

No one knows when this big rock will fall, and whether it will kill itself.

There was a tight string in my mind, and I never dared to let go.

They don't even practice internal skills these days, they can only practice martial arts moves or various martial arts, although they can also improve combat power, but at their level, internal skills are fundamental.

Without improving the 'root', just improving martial arts moves, the progress is really limited.

But at this moment, Lin Bin's theory made everyone feel a little more relaxed.

immediately.

The remaining number of red envelopes in the group has been greatly reduced.

Then, a group of people directly started to cross the catastrophe!

Layman Jiaqian, Zhang Tianzhi, Chen Shi, Thugs in Suits, Once Upon a Time Three, Chen Yuniang, Li Tianran, Jiang Asheng, Changhua, Devil Muscular Man...

The catastrophe of world upgrades that belonged to them came almost at the same time!

In an instant, there were more than ten people in the group live broadcast room, and Lin Bin could barely see them.

While he was paying attention, he also received a red envelope.

Naturally, Lin Bin doesn't have to worry about crossing the catastrophe.

Because he knows that the upper limit of the world he lives in is boundlessly high~! It is said that Da Luo Jinxian has produced a lot, so with his own strength, what is he asking for?

Not to mention this little internal strength, even if it is a thousand times, ten thousand times more, it is still one hundred and eight thousand miles away from the upper limit.

Rumble! ! !

Through the red envelope, the internal force enters the body and appears in the dantian.

Generally speaking, these internal forces will be assimilated by Lin Bin's main cultivation method, slowly absorbed as a part of himself, and gradually fully controlled.

But at this moment, these internal forces are roaring as soon as they enter the dantian, and are constantly being compressed and compressed...

The power of Bai Zhan Quan Jing is too terrifying.

You don't even need to transform at all, you can directly command all internal forces! It seems to be saying, who cares who you are? As long as it's within my dantian, it's under my control!

In the end, these internal forces were compressed in less than a minute and were completely controlled by Lin Bin.

The strength has improved again.

Lin Bin smiled, a little excited: Almost all the opportunities in the world of Tianlong Babu have been obtained. From the current point of view, the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon and the Jing of Yijin still deserve attention.

Wang Yuyan is thinking of a way to exchange Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms with Xiao Feng. As for the Yi Jin Jing, it doesn't appeal much to me personally.

Also, when the group of friends go to communicate with the sweeping monk, it is not impossible to get it.

Now, it depends on whether they can all survive the catastrophe...

The world of Changhua and others has undergone tremendous changes.

The sky that suddenly darkened shocked and terrified the others. Many people thought it was the God's Punishment coming, and fell to their knees in fright and kept praying...

And when the thunderbolts fell, and a few people discovered that someone was bathing in the thunderbolts and 'going upstream', everyone was shocked! ! !

The result was just as Lin Bin had guessed.

Because of the cheat of the chat group, they directly exceeded the full level, so when they crossed the catastrophe, it was much easier than when Dongfang Bubai crossed the catastrophe.

All safe and sound!

And feeling that after successfully crossing the tribulation and recovering, their strength was better than before, all of them smiled brightly, and the group was full of joy.

This scene made Lin Bin very happy.

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Time goes by, years... not like a shuttle.

Soon, more than a month after the start of school, the martial arts class has gone through a month of hard training, as well as the screening of ordinary players in Big Martial Arts.

On October 8th, Unlimited Fighting Martial Arts released a big news!

All over the country, branches in 68 major cities are open, and at the same time, interview invitations are sent out to some excellent martial arts students and great martial arts players!

Once you pass the interview, you can actually sign up for the Unlimited Fighting Martial Arts Gym, and learn Chinese martial arts online and offline simultaneously.

As soon as the news came out, the whole country was boiling!

Even many crooked nuts were very excited and wanted to come over to sign up, but unfortunately, how much do they know about the ancient oriental martial arts?

Naturally, you can't pass the interview.

And the interview is a time-consuming big 'project'.

Even if Lin Bin has already expanded the enrollment once, coupled with the growth of Gan Ye, Chen Tao and others, the number of martial arts teachers has expanded to nearly a hundred, and it took a lot of time.

It wasn't until the end of October that this wave of interviews finally came to an end.

So far, the total number of disciples of the Unlimited Fighting Martial Art School has exceeded 2,000!

only···

Many parents of children in martial arts classes, as well as excellent players, are still somewhat dissatisfied and vent their feelings online.

My child obviously worked so hard!

Why?

I'm already the number one player among the same batch of players in Dawuxia. Why did I fail the interview?

I don't agree!

Me too, and the whole country has only recruited less than 2,000 disciples, which is too small.

Strongly request to expand enrollment!!!

Enrollment expansion!

Enrollment expansion!!!

···

The call for enrollment expansion was raging and intensified, and it was soon placed in front of Lin Bin.

How are you going to deal with it?

Lin Bin was noncommittal, and looked at Gan Zhi: You should have an idea, right? I think you are more familiar with this kind of thing than I am.

It's quite a hand-off shopkeeper, so just say it!

Gan Zhi rolled her eyes: I think the most important thing now is to stabilize everyone's emotions. To put it simply, we must not intensify the conflict.

For example, we can tell everyone that there will be a nationwide recruitment opportunity every month in the future. If you fail the first interview, you can continue to apply, that is, there is no limit to the number of applications.

Let everyone see hope.

Hopefully, this dissatisfaction will naturally decrease infinitely.

That makes sense, then do that.

Lin Bin smiled: By the way, there is also the Martial Arts Conference mentioned earlier. Although it is an annual event, it can be mentioned first, right?

It's to add a little enthusiasm to everyone, even if you don't work hard to join our martial arts, at least there are bonuses!

Even for this prize money, I feel that our martial arts heroes will add another fire.

That's true. Gan Zhi nodded: Is that the decision?

Um.

But then again.

She suddenly leaned over, put her elbows on the desk, and put her hands on her chin: Our martial arts gym is now a world-recognized holy place for martial arts.

Especially there are more and more disciples comprehending internal strength. I don't know how many people want to come in.

So I think the attractiveness of the bonuses of the Martial Arts Conference will not be particularly great.

But talk is better than nothing!

What do you think?

I think?

Lin Bin blinked: Very good!

Gan Zhi was taken aback.

Looking down, I realized that my collar is a little loose today...

You rascal!!!

What?

Lin Bin was startled, blinked, and looked confused: I'm talking about the Arctic Grand Canyon on the computer screen. Look, isn't it amazing?

???

Gan Zhi rolled her eyes and leaned over to take a look.

I wanted to say I believe you a ghost? !

result···

Good guy!

Because this canyon is surprisingly round!

Still in the North Pole, covered by ice and snow all year round, it is naturally round, as for the depth and size, it is not difficult to understand.

!!!

Awkward!

Even the once domineering female president couldn't hold back anymore, and turned around quickly: I'm bored, I'm going to do something.

After speaking, run away quickly.

When she walked away, Lin Bin wiped off his cold sweat and said quietly, It's okay.

Fortunately, I react quickly.

Fortunately, the computer just randomly switched to the wallpaper of the Arctic Grand Canyon, otherwise I really can't explain it.

Cough cough cough...

Looking at wallpapers? See the Arctic circular Grand Canyon?

are you crazy!

So beautiful scenery is right in front of you, still look at the pictures?

If I give you a chance, you are useless!

······

During this time, I was almost exhausted.

However, the harvest is good.

Even if this group of system cheats, give me the pre-mission tasks for recruiting new members from ten to one hundred, and then to one thousand, I will get two places again~!

Looking at the two bright recruiting quotas for new group members in the system, Lin Bin showed a long-lost excitement.

So this time, who will it be?

I hope it can bring me some surprises~!

Start inviting!

Ding: New group members are being randomly invited, please wait.

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The world of Young Zhang Sanfeng.

In a slightly dilapidated tavern, Yi Tianxing was crazy, drinking wine, sometimes laughing and sometimes silent.

All the people around him respectfully kept him at a respectful distance, and in the eyes of others, he was a plague god.

Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death.

Tun Tun Tun...

The spring silkworms will not be exhausted until the silkworms die, and the wax torch will turn into ashes and tears will dry~

Tun Tun Tun.

He was so drunk that no one knew what he was thinking.

He just poured himself some wine, while reciting some love poems, when the wine was finished, he yelled for Xiao Er to serve the wine, and then there was another chatter.

Xiaoer and the boss are no strangers to this.

They don't care about it either.

As long as this lunatic can afford the silver taels, why do he care so much?

But suddenly, the crazy Yi Tianxing paused slightly.

His brows also wrinkled.

In his mind, a sudden voice made him slightly astonished.

Ding: Congratulations on joining the Guoshu chat group.

Guoshu chat group?

What is this thing?

This doubt is only for one second, and in the next second, Yi Tianxing chuckled: Ask what love is in the world, um, drink.

Chat group?

Pooh!

Is there a scent of love?

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The world of Kung Fu.

Jiang Bao, with half of his butt exposed, was showing his operation under the water pipe, washing his hair and brushing his teeth at the same time, but the water stopped just after washing his hair halfway.

Clap clap!

He patted the water pipe, but no water came out, so he stood up involuntarily and raised his breath: Character!

Landlady!

boom!

The window opened, and the fat charter woman in pajamas and with a curling iron on her head showed her head, with a fierce look on her face, no strangers were allowed to enter.

Why is there no water all of a sudden?

boom!

The windows close.

After a crackling sound, the charter woman came downstairs as if teleported.

The water bill doesn't cost money?! You bastards, you don't pay the rent this month, and you talk so much nonsense.

Jiang Bao: But halfway through washing my hair, you turned off the floodgate.

The charter woman pointed and scolded as she walked: I'm not only shutting down now, starting tomorrow, the water supply will be cut off on the first, third, and fifth, and the water supply will be intermittently supplied on the second, fourth, and sixth. What's the matter? ? Are you looking for death? I think you are all tired of living!

The fried ghost greeted with a smile: Goodmorning, charterer!!

The charter woman: Your mother is big! If you don't pay the rent today, I will burn down your shop.

The tailor smiled wryly.

The renter: Laugh, why are you laughing? You don't have to pay the rent if you laugh?? Old asshole.

oops!!!

The tailor was on the verge of tears.

Coolie walks with something on his back...

The charter woman immediately became angry: Hmph, you are so strong, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life, you owe me a few months' rent, and you don't even say hello in the morning, you are exhausted, you bastard!!

When I was about to leave, I suddenly found that Jiang Bao was still posing? !

Immediately walked behind Jiang Bao, slapped Jiang Bao 360 degrees and fell to the ground, even the slippers flew off!

Don't think I won't hit you because you're handsome!!!

~~~

Soon, it was almost a 'picture change'.

In almost the same scene, the charter woman is still fighting with the Confucians.

The three coolies repelled the Ax Gang, and the neighbors were giving them gifts, seeing them off, etc., but the charter woman came down, and once again sprayed everyone with one enemy.

Don't be afraid~!

Bao Yazhen was wearing a red dress, and Sao Li Sao Qi appeared on the stage: I will help them.

You're an early bird?

So what about the early bird? If you have something to do, you can hide, and if you have nothing to do, drive people away. If it weren't for them, we would have been miserable!

After that, it was 'group up and attack'.

The charter woman rolled her eyes coldly, and the weakened version of the lion's roar reappeared.

For an instant, everyone was stunned.

Compared to my voice? Courting death!

Immediately, she sneered, lit a cigarette, and sprayed everyone wildly. They couldn't spray them, so they had to bow their heads to be sprayed. That appearance was as wronged as it was.

That is right now.

Ah Xing and Fat Zai Cong are hiding in the aisle. After being chased and whipped by the renter, Ah Xing has not been convinced and is looking for opportunities.

And now, the opportunity has come~!

That fat woman is screaming like a pig, she deserves her death!

Learn more!

Ah Xing picked up the fruit knife, took a deep breath, and threw it hard.

However, the fruit knife hit the wall, rebounded directly, and stuck in his shoulder.

Ah Xing was stunned, and retreated.

Fat Zaicong looked confused: Oh? Why?

Why? You throw it!

I throw it?

hurry up!

oh!

Shua~

Fatty Cong was even more ridiculous, and directly threw a knife on Ah Xing's other shoulder.

Excuse me, what do you think?

I think you can move forward and aim a little more, okay?

···good.

Fat Zaicong nodded foolishly and approached, but in the end he directly inserted the knife into Ah Xing's arm, and then threw out a knife handle.

This time it hit the 'bull's eye', too accurate.

The handle of the knife was directly attached to the charter woman's face.

Who threw the knife handle?!

Knife handle?

Fat Zaicong turned around stupidly, only to find that Zhou Xingchi already had three knives on his body: Huh? There's another one? Where's the handle?

How do I know where you threw it?

Could it be the same one? There's no reason!

Fat Boy Cong drew his sword.

don't want!

Ah, sorry.

puff.

Plugged it back in again.

Ah Xingsheng has nothing to love...

At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared in his mind: Ding: Congratulations on joining the Guoshu chat group, please speak freely.

Guoshu chat group?

WTF?

Ah Xing is dying of pain now, but he is not in the mood to care about this, so he can only look at Fat Zai Cong speechlessly.

Do you have something to say?

Yeah, I'll do some important things first, and then contact me.

Ah Xing struggled to crawl away.

Fat Zaicong found out that the charterer was looking at him, and he couldn't help but be surprised: Oops, you've been discovered, don't come here!

He raised the iron frame, and as a result, several cobras fell out and climbed directly onto Ah Xing.

Don't be afraid, snakes like listening to music the most, and they won't bite when I whistle.

I won't trust you anymore!

Hiss~~~

Trust me again.

When the whistle sounded, Ah Xing was bitten immediately, and he was immediately stunned!

After tearing off the cobra, the charter woman also saw the two clearly, and was furious: You bastard again?!

Then, there was a hilarious chase scene of 'Big Man'.

······

Ding: Yi Tianxing joins the group chat.

Ding: Ah Xing joins the group chat.

As the two reminders sounded one after another, the group of friends also became interested.

Now everyone is in a good mood. After all, they have survived the catastrophe. The sharp sword hanging above their heads has disappeared, and the level cap has been opened again, so they can continue to become stronger.

And basically there is no opponent. Except for Huo Yuanjia and others who have the factor of the times, they basically don't have to worry about consolation. As soon as they see new group members joining, they all take the lead one after another.

Feng Yuxiu: I'm the first one again, welcome newcomers~!

Layman Jiaqian: Disappointed, there is no young lady this time?!

Chen Yuniang: Layman, it's very offensive for you to say that. Newcomers are welcome.

Dongfang Bubai: Yi Tianxing, this name has some meaning. Although it's not as domineering as Dongfang Bubai, it's not bad.

Devil muscular man: Are you silent?

Wang Yuyan: Are you two watching the group news? You can read the must-reads for newcomers.

Xichangchanghua: I don't know how powerful these two are in the world, group leader, I'm here to urge you, is there a movie?

Zhao Xinchuan: Remind 'movie' +1!

Chen Zhen: And I~ By the way, welcome the new group members on behalf of Master Cheap and Master Huang, and remind the 'movie'.

Li Tianran: Can this be done by the way? Cough, my Fengyi...

Layman Jiaqian: What does this have to do with your Fengyi? I'll go? Wait, Fengyi is yours? Did you take it?

Li Tianran: Ahem, cough, such a stunner, and so active, it's okay to be a friend.

Layman Jiaqian: 666!

Inheritor of Chinese martial arts: Ahem!

Lin Bin couldn't stand it anymore.

Good guy, the conversation between these two is getting more and more crooked!

See a movie!

He renamed Young Zhang Sanfeng and Kung Fu to Yi Tianxing and A Xing, and passed them on to the group files.