You guys really know how to play in the second dimension

When Tang Hao came to his senses, he was completely pissed off.

Since joining the chat room, he has seen a lot of weird things. It would be better to say that the existence of the chat room itself is unbelievable to the point of being almost delusional. But whether it is a chat room or traveling to another world, they are all things outside the body, not He owns it, but now, he hears two cats talking human words!

He clearly remembered that Gu Mingji was a mind reader and had returned it to her before leaving Noragami's world.

So...his superpower has finally awakened?

Or is it just a hallucination?

No, you have to confirm it anyway!

Tang Hao's heart moved, and his eyes showed an aggressive light.

"Meow!" Cats are very sensitive creatures. Not only are they highly vigilant, they are also more likely to perceive good and evil signals from the outside world. Therefore, when Tang Hao's inner thoughts just arose, the black cat quickly got up. "Xiaobai, run!"

The black and white cats wanted to escape from the balcony, but how could Tang Hao let them succeed? After this period of adventure, even without taking Dali Pills, his strength had already far exceeded before.

Almost at the same time that the black and white cat got up, Tang Hao stepped out in one swift step and reached the balcony in an instant. He stretched out his hand, grabbed the cat's belly and directly held the white cat in his arms.

"Big bad guy, let me go, meow!"

The white cat bared its teeth and claws in Tang Hao's arms, struggling hard. If Tang Hao hadn't been prepared, he would have been scratched a few times by it, so he quickly returned to the room, lifted up the sheets and wrapped the white cat tightly, just like a bamboo rat. , big and round.

After seeing the white cat being caught, the black cat immediately turned back and glared at Tang Hao with sharp eyes. The hair on his body exploded and meowed at him, "Despicable human being, what do you want to do to my girlfriend?" Sample!"

Hell, even a cat would dare to show affection in front of him these days!

Show affection and die quickly.

Tang Hao sneered, pressed the white cat's neck, and threatened, "Huh, your girlfriend is in my hands. If you know her, be honest with me, otherwise I will cuckold you!"

The white cat trembled and was too frightened to move. The black cat's legs went limp and its eyes widened. I don't know whether it was because he could understand Tang Hao's words or because he was frightened by the content. Anyway, It seems like a big blow.

"Okay, since you're being honest, just sit down and sit down." Tang Hao patted the floor, thinking that in order to make the cat cooperate with him, he took a few packs of dried fish from the kitchen.

"Even if I starve to death, I won't eat anything from you!" The black cat held his head high and was very stubborn, dismissing the dried fish.

Tang Hao glanced at it, tore open the wrapping paper, poured all the dried fish into a bowl, and placed it in front of the black cat.

Half a minute later, the black cat held the dried fish in its mouth, "It smells so good, meow!"

"I want to meow too~~~" The white cat held on Tang Hao's lap raised its head and showed longing eyes.

After buying the two cats with dried fish, Tang Hao quickly got to the point, "Don't rush to eat yet, let me ask you something. Apart from me, can you talk and communicate with other humans?"

"Meow!" The black cat was so shocked that the dried fish fell from his mouth. "You stupid human being can actually understand what I said!"

Snapped!

Tang Hao patted it on the head, "The dried fish in your mouth was made by stupid humans. Also, did you just react now? The reflex arc is really long, stupid cat!"

"I'm not stupid. I got a girlfriend because of my intelligence. You don't even have a girlfriend, so you're stupid!"

Tang Hao grabbed its two forelimbs and handed them to him, showing a kind smile. "If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will throw you into the pot and cook you?"

"Meow~~" The black cat stuck out its tongue and gently licked the back of Tang Hao's hand.

The white cat looked at it with disdain while eating the dried fish.

Facts have proved that if you don’t understand what a cat is saying, you will think it is crazy, but after you understand it...well, it becomes even more crazy.

It's really cute though.

After that, Tang Hao asked some more questions. Under the temptation of the dried fish and the kind smile, the two cats cooperated very well, but unfortunately, these two were indeed just ordinary cats. As for intelligence, Tang Hao was not as good as the others. Cats have communicated, but it’s not easy to compare.

However, although he did not come into contact with the legendary cat demon, Tang Hao was even more excited, because this showed that his super power had been awakened. In order to further confirm, Tang Hao ran downstairs and found Lao Wang's wolf dog. When no one was paying attention, he threw a few stones at it.

The big wolf dog woke up from his sleep. When he saw Tang Hao with a provocative look on his face, he became furious and rushed over dragging the leash.

"Woof! Woof! Woof..."

Alas, is it still dog talk?

Tang Hao didn't understand a word and finally left disappointed.

Can you only understand what cats say? Forget it, let’s consult Zi Ma.

When he returned to the house, the two black and white cats had left. Tang Hao didn't pay much attention to it, but in the days that followed, the two cats often came to him to eat and drink, almost treating him like half a shovel. Official... Of course, this is all a matter for later.

Da Bendan: Zimei, are you there?

Although he called Zi Ma in his heart, while typing, his strong desire to survive still made him beat his mother into a girl.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Is it always there? Can you put it another way?

Da Bendan: This time is really a big event. My superpower has finally awakened. Just when I was meditating, two cats ran to my house. Not only can I understand what they are saying, but I can also act like a human. Normal communication, I think my superpower is probably animal conversation.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Is this happening?

Da Bendan: Of course. When did your brother Tang lie to you?

Seventeen-year-old girl: Have you checked with other animals?

Da Ben Dan: I checked with the big dog downstairs, but it can only bark, which is far worse than Cu Chulainn.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Are you always so hard to detect when you are a black person?

Da Bendan: Ignore this for now, I just want to ask you, what is the principle of my super power?

Seventeen-year-old girl: Maybe it’s because of spirituality. You know, cats are very spiritual animals. Whether it’s horror stories or anecdotes about the mountains, they all have their legends. Your superpowers were probably awakened because of it. , can only communicate with animals with sufficient spirituality.

Da Ben Dan: Black dog blood can ward off evil spirits. I think dogs are also very spiritual.

Seventeen-year-old girl: Do you think there are more cat girls or bitch girls? Which one is more famous, the cat girl or the bitch girl?

Dabendan:......

Da Bendan: What you said makes so much sense, I’m speechless!